kissing v. ass plow Part 1

[xIxAmxKh2xI]

i like to be kissed instead of ass plowed

[jennacresta]

nice kiss we shared at 2:56.I LOVED IT! and i i could taste ur subway..lol

[jennacresta]

mouf?



[duFyMan11]

what a freak.. :D

[Dakeshaw]

OMG he said I only counted 16, I thought of a troll, looked at the dislikes, and theres 16 dislikes!

[skoronesa]

@Dakeshaw just to be a troll i disliked it, suck it.

[Dakeshaw]

@skoronesa congratulations you have broken the peace of the world.

[hableah]

I JUST MADE OUT WITH THIS SEXY LITTLE PIECE HERE!! WWOOOOO! lol ive never been so turned on.

[emokidsdontcryx3]

you know, i dont care if you have herpes, i'd kiss you anyways. you're HOT.

[MegaMcgrammer]

hey guys pause at exactly 2:30 u will be like WTF?

[MegaMcgrammer]

hey pause at 1:33 thats not a pretty face at all

[MegaMcgrammer]

wow just paused it at 1:22 thats not a pretty face at all

[kylaskyla2010]

pause at exactly 1:22

[samtracker123]

How many people kissed the screen besides me?

[elliewantscake]

@want2cplease Happy belated birthday! I've always wanted to say that......

[epicninjabunnies]

thumbs up if you kissed the screen too!

[ellieurish]

like if you actually looked up histocompatibility... hahaha

[SmexyDoll13]

I kissed the screen! Wow Danny, you are a great kisser!!!

[DavinaFaerie]

OMG! I'm sharing this guys vids around everywhere, he is so fricken funny,LOL

I wish I found him earlier,lol

[stsk7]

this guy has erpes, nasty!

[want2cplease]

this was mad on my b-day ! yay danny

[trroggdorr]

1:47...the best...

[CRAZYNINJASHIT1]

your awsome at making me laugh my baby brother pees his pants when he sees you on the gradual report he's 2 years old well he pees his diaper

[CRAZYNINJASHIT1]

i like ass plowing better i love it

[Bekzstar]

thumbs up if you looked up histocompatibility after this video was over xD

[TherasaNicole]

HAAhahahahaha. "is it getting hot in here?? or is the lense just fogging up from my breath" ohhhh how i love you.

[heroyoumi]

Like if u did look up the word " Histocompatibility " :D

[echo0622]

Wen u did tht crazy kiss thingy my dog was lickin the screen

[twinluv911]

Like if you kissed you screen : ].

[H3ADPHON3S]

@twinluv911 only you ;3

[smoochielipz21]

oh my goodness...

[curleekat1234]

YOU.ARE.HYSTERICAL.

[BeckahJackson]

I kissed danneh! :D

[kateskii95]

COME HERE I HAD A SUBWAY FOR LUNCH! lmfaooo

[supersenior321]

@kateskii95 thanks you just ruined the video for me.. ;)

[sukmy5dolafootlong]

pause at 2:15

[kriss578]

I think I just died from laugh xD

[thewyndian]

Disturbing. i loved it

[fuckapplesauce]

I wish I could like it more than once. xD

[mayo8887]

YOU FUCKING TARD i laghed so fucking hard

[159trigger]

look at the category +...Science & Technology hahaahahahhahahahah lmfao

[moka6145]

yum.

[ziggylover1231]

Ya fuckin' TARD

[catknight667]

And for the people who don't want to kiss the screen, you can have fun by:

Counting Danny's tastebuds,

Timing how long it takes for the screen to fog up

Wonder how many people are ACTUALLY kissing their screen

Trying to guage the length of Danny's toungue

Generally being grossed out!

[tinytuttle2010]

you kiss me then call me a bitch :'( ima go home and cry now!

[shartallover]

Video:Kissing Ass!Love to know how to do this.......PLEASE>.<

[free109867]

thumbs up if you kissed ur computer screen!

[immabee1025]

your an amazing kissser :)

[oliverover]

I think I just got herpes

[gamingurl10]

Oh My GOD! "Way To let the homeless guy kiss the baby ya fukin tard!"  I ALMOST DIED laughing!! Danny Ur AWESUM!

[autumnseal]

f I had a pennie for every time I made out with my screen during a gradual report video... I'd be a very rich girl. i love you dannyyyyy .............add me on myspace autumn.seal@yahoo.com

[LaurenGordonLevittX]

id kiss you danny. lol i wonder if you can pass on squaids through kissing ?? ;) and, yeah i kissed the screen. my screen isnt a very good kisser.. (i think its frigid :P )

you make me laugh so much danny hahaaaaaahahah

[LaurenGordonLevittX]

id kiss you danny. looooool could you pass on squaids thruogh kissing? and, yeah, i kissed the screen. and i liked it :L

[anetalovejb]

I kissed the srean gottaaa problem ?

;DDDD x x

[kexard]

into yo babys mouf

[qwerty4601]

hahahahahahaha 0:38

[asbirdsdo]

That's not a mohawk, it's a faux-hawk.

[Heloise0870]

- Naked Lady Gaga. C0000M - - Lady Gaga's old friend Brendan Sullivan wrote a piece about her early days for Esquire's 'Women We Love' issue

[hhheartcore]

If I had a nickel for every time I made out with my screen during a gradual report video... I'd be a very rich woman.

[huggysthejellyfish]

i bet someone kissed there screen lol

[MelBieber54321]

YA FUCKIN TARD! LOL HAHAHA :D

[brittanyisdabomb]

when he said... wait lemme pause i gotta laugh.... when he said way to ...... when... FUCK! when he said the thing about the homless ppl lol there didn't laugh that time lol i started crying.

[klonowsky1986]

heeeeyy Kakadu Man! You rock the rock!!!!

[619lluke]

give us a taste.. bitch!

[BlondeBoarder60]

WAY TO LET THE HOMELESS KISS THE BABY, YA FUCKIN TARD!

[CROBlackDEvil]

OMG FR34KIN ŁOŁ AT:  0:37

[ArghCake]

I was 40cm away from kissing the screen, because I was eating corn.

[LaughOutLoud385]

Okay so wait. 2 people withOUT herpes kiss. No herpes is created. Right? lol. I sound so dumb.

[leprachaunguy]

@LaughOutLoud385 You know... I have no idea :L

On the one hand I want to say "Yeah that sounds reasonable"

But on the other, that shit has gotta come from somewhere... D:

[jamlyngar]

Histocompatibilty-1. the condition of having antigenic similarities such that cells or tissues transplanted from one (the donor) to another (the recipient) are not rejected.

[SUPERMRFOXY]

its actually so sad how hard this guy is trying to be funny

[habituerandom]

You can get STD's through kissing (saliva) but you would need buckets and buckets of it D;

[meat283]

u can get AIDS through kissing but both of the kissers' gums have to be bleeding even then the chanses are like 0,03%

[Cloudsrange]

lmfao give us a taste bitch

[opninaninanajninanaj]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

love u Danny

[mynamjo]

oh ok thats lovly lol i love u your awsom

[ThatKidJames]

I kissed the screen. ;)

[UgIzZz]

Are you a girl?

[NCISDiNozzoTony]

38 seconds hahahaha peed my pants that sound is so amazing!

[stormtrooper405]

you have herpes? for real?

[dudemansam4189]

90% of the population has herpes...it can come in the form of genital herpes (HSV-2) or just cold sores (HSV-1)....obviously HSV-1 is alot "better" to have. Some people get it but don't show any symptoms...you probably have it too! :O

[Nattitattat]

one of my favorites lmao so funny :D

[NbG8Luka]

Danny,you are the funniest

[DAYUMitshannahh]

LOLOLOL Way to let the homeless people kiss the baby, ya fuckin tard lmao and the subway part LOLOL and is it getting hot in here? or is the leds just fogging up from my breath LMAO awesomee video

[lizdeksia]

ROFL. I laughed sooo hard when you were like, "Way to let the homeless people kiss the baby, ya fuckin tard."

[OMGitsAZA]

@lizdeksia HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA me too ! hahaha

[TwoAndAHalfIdiots]

I definetly looked up that word.

[0000croco0000]

COME HERE I HAD SUBWAY FOR LUNCH! waaarrrghhghg mamrmljmrlmljmrsrml xD

[Flamesman199]

this guy so fucking funny muah! bitches!

[pshycoforce93]

ya FUCKIN' TARD!!!

[annieee222]

ahh! muah! bitches! hilarious!

i love it!

[ilovemoonii]

y do u always love to say bitcheis and any thing about sex , gay, u know

[BitchesBeCrazy0]

Talking about sex makes you gay? What?

[xXxman052]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahah

[sierrabrown2419]

Actually kissed the screen:)

Yay, I kissed Danny!

[clubcuz]

lol mwahhhh bitches xD

[LinkinParkLuver07]

xD mua!...bitches...lol!! that is too funny

[Whackme15]

are we biologically compatible?

[tigger1t3]

Love the hair btw :P

[tigger1t3]

lol @ 0:50

:)

[woteva1234]

i did kiss the screen. and am proud

[armany02]

LMAO...you're a hoot! i love it.

[morgangamer22]

COOL

[veronicachic]

loooolll i will laugh if someone actually kissed their computer screen...hahahahaha!!!!

[SingingC8]

He's got nice teeth! haha

[NapalmXD]

talk about japan!

[djdrocco]

This person is a ze frank fan or I'm a banana.

[jsnake91]

Holy shit! A talking banana!

[emilybrah]

wait to let the homeless person kiss the baby ya fucking tard

[panga71]

you are soo cool omg I m gonna shit my self!XDXDXD

[Jade7272]

LMAO!

remind me never to kiss you danny :P wow :P

[alwaysyaz]

hahaa u crack me up.

[MystkMat]

ROFL GIVE ME A TASTE!

[Nic33rd]

I have a feeling that I know who's going to win this bout.

[chareal]

Your mouth harbors more strains of bacteria than your large intestine typically does.

Nice thought for you next time you play tonsil tennis.

[jsnake91]

There are traces of puss and blood in chocolate milk...

Although, odds are people aren't going to stop drinking milk.

Gas prices are $4, but people keep buying gas.

Don't mean to shit on your fact, but I'm fighting a fact with other facts :)

[Kaisonic]

Gas prices haven't been $4 for months.

[pharrah02]

HAHAHA. hillarious

[lauramacliver]

i've gone off kissing, i got the "kissing disease" (mono/glandular fever) and i've been ill for like 6 months! I hate that guy!!(that gave it to me...)

[Suki373]

The hair's great, love the way you didn't even mention it.

[onepersontwoperson]

catagorized....YEAH!!! lol.

[baizawai]

when a woman is on the pill she is more attracted to the guy with a more similar histocompatibility instead of the more different one.....or at least thats what i read in a book(survival of the sickest)...kinda creepy if it's true.

[hellok81]

Muah! Bitches!

hahahahaha

[Dale087]

sounds like a diet i was on

AHHAHAHHAHA

[lazylank]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

I wonder just how many people actually kissed their screen, and licked it when Danny did.

[moonshine26]

way to let the homeless people kiss the baby, you fucking tard!

omg that was insanely hilarious. :]

[Goulden21]

haha that was friggin hilarious

[wier1995]

I had a subway for lunch....can a get a so to speak

[lifeinretrospect]

Your lips are so pink!

[sweetvegetarian]

juxtapose was one of my vocabulary words from sophmore year!!!

[xblast196]

well dan, herpes is bad, but mono SUCKS.

[ImaMacFan]

eww, bloody mouth kissing :'(

[lyprov]

Silly Danny, everyone has herpes! =D It's a dormant virus that usually hides inside your lips and is activated by cold weather.

Thus, cold sores. Which are herpes.

:D

[foreverwhite000]

that is fuckin funny

LOL

cold sores=dormant herpes virus+cold weather

[sledger89]

HEHE i kissed you i kissed you i kissed you!!!

[TheHill88]

Crikey. You're a crack up. I love it.

[nispen]

Thanks for the kiss. I enjoyed it.

[grull27]

lol that was funny lol

[minka989]

I love the tags on this video. lol

[hellogoodbyerocks12]

nice moewatever i really like ur faceiale excprestions i cant spell lol

[Cotton926]

its afohawk idiot

[Tilunaxo]

faux-hawk.....

genius

[xtorix3]

2:55

(:

[Loserido]

Comedic genius, and his name is Danny...

[SmashThSilence]

omgz i kissed teh gradual report guy!!1!

(very funny.)

[DelennB5]

is it getting hot in here? whahaha!

[Aprildew]

that was the best kiss I ever got...ever..bitches..

[latnahc]

lol i love the hair!!!

and i like you saying bitch.

you should do that more ;)

[LuiWallentin]

LOL man ... getting way to close to that tongue of yours :-)

Can't wait for part 2 ... or three for that matter.

[DRArtist88]

"PRE-MASTICATION SOUNDS FUN!"

[SimonSez83]

you sicko bastard`:P

[saramivillexo]

either he;s really bad at kissing or really good at doing something else hahahahh! :P

[missusmadness]

OHOHO!

[upindust]

I love the bit of history with all the humor.. This is one of my favs now.

[xsandohs]

LMAO!!!!

COME HERE I HAD A SUBWAY FOR LUNCH

classic

[lolMegxxx]

OMG THIS WAS HILARIAS....I WANT MOREEE GIVE ME MOREEE

GASPP nice work!

[EmiliieVlogs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HALARIOUS

Where do you get this stuff?!! :p

XD

[Fir3walk3r]

what is ass plow???

I'm not so good in English

[kwdhzeeland]

serieusly, that haircut... think im going to be sick!

[ricanshawty0x]

XD

favorite.

[X0XkatiekinzX0X]

"way to let the homeless people kiss the baby!"

best line ever xD.

i love your videos! :)

[Missylisa517]

LOL!!!

[mona890]

i also had a subway for lunch!!!

[notToast]

bitches !!

[kumitetom]

LMAO!!!

[shadowoflotus]

hahaha, I took up your offer on the basium kiss.

[Kentarules2]

super lol at the start. and lol at everything else, ur awesome.

[toxicode]

Great video, but why don't you

do "Final Summation's" anymore?

[lookadistraction]

Since you mentioned the fohawk I couldn't stop staring at it throughout the whole video. LOL.

[neophytes]

rofl. this is the funniest one you've made imo

[jardine64]

i feel violated

[kwasts]

haha nice one

[BlackSpiderWolf]

Awesome and on the weekend! I couldn't ask for more.

Well actully i could but i think thats illegal.. everywhere XD

[ridd1e]

AWESOME! I love it! Just how it used to be, home made!

[mikelboi87]

your a good kisser. lol

[Ptrrrrrrrr]

COME HERE!! I HAD A SUBWAY FOR LUNCH!

[icewatever]

Holy Shit it's a Mohawk!

[Artisticat86]

Think.... I am going to be sick.... roflmao That's great... I like how you bring things up that aren't normally thought about.... :D You so rock. Lol. Anyways, getting more Jager... >.> Maybe... Not really.... Meh...

[JustinDejong]

...Oh I get it, it's an elaborate "Ass To Mouth" joke

[jan1cia]

lol after that i dont feel like kissing for a long time... haha