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Stankin ass bitches dont get mad if i dont want to fuck, you need soap and water lol 1:43

MsMina6969 6 days ago in playlist YouTube-mix voor DJ Assault

russell howard!

DJ AM + TRV$ fix your face 11, has this in it and its fucking amazing. holy shit 74 more comments since i first viewed, WTF!!!

RRguitaristTC 1 week ago

counter strike brought me here ....

abcflip23 1 week ago

yeahhh boy

JW20084 1 week ago

jesus fucking christ this is fucking genius, this is like beyond genius, this is like future genius, this is shit no one has thought of yet,

yup7861 1 week ago 2

First heard this on a Steve-o DVD!!

bens420coin 2 weeks ago

so many songs about asses, this is the best

montypython32 2 weeks ago

so that's where big sean stole ass ass ass from

LILDIVA3229 2 weeks ago

dog brought me here

crimelordcw 2 weeks ago

You need

Thoap and water

THEsuperpickleman 2 weeks ago 3

@THEsuperpickleman

"Soap"

Deanoshea23 1 week ago

Angry joe :D

OnionTunaSandwich 3 weeks ago 2

im not a robot

drmedborn 3 weeks ago

Chip the ripper brought me here

Novasnake1 3 weeks ago

kevjumba brought me here

SuperLMFAOgirl 3 weeks ago

Tony Ponce sent me, he sends his regards.

fmralchemist 3 weeks ago

Destructoid sent me.

OptimumForge 3 weeks ago 8

this man is rather arrogant

richiesrockroundup 3 weeks ago

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This is probably Dj Assault's most intimate and personal recording to date. You can tell he really took care in crafting his lyrics to give the listener a window into his world, nay, his very soul.

In "Ass-N-Titties 2001" he shares with the listener the stark tale of a man who can no longer be satiated by one derriere and one set of breasts, but simply must have two. The last verse of this song also explores Assaults legendary struggle with hygenic OCD.

chocolatefuzzz 4 weeks ago

STORY OF MY LIFE.

13esai 1 month ago 2

LMFAOO!

pimpdaddylunaa 1 month ago

thought i was coming then i seen it was a tranny

soap and water for the geoteraids

RonnieMorris 1 month ago

all song in 0:00 - 0:07

Georg850850 1 month ago

i keep thinking of dave chappelle when i here this song

KissThisAce 1 month ago 3

Beast<3

Regurgitated69 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos

came from kevjumba like shiitttt

Penguin9796 1 month ago

Dave Chappelle brought me here!

rominda98 1 month ago 3

Bogs Bonny brought me here.

misspurple33000 1 month ago

LOL

EmirTheBosnian 1 month ago

steve-o anyone?

YoyoSquirrel 1 month ago

@YoyoSquirrel What about SteveO??

lozza703 1 month ago

Such delicious niggering.

druidboy76 1 month ago

haha fuck this

raksudaful 1 month ago

russell howard episode 1 lol when the duk cheats on another duck!!

coppullfminstudio 1 month ago 2

i somehow got brought here by tumblr

DomoCullen 1 month ago 3

I got here by Russell Howard xD

daniellepaige99 1 month ago

Russel brought me here series 4 meerkat XD

leightonmaddoglee 1 month ago 46

@leightonmaddoglee Well blow me.

NekoNagisaKaworu 1 month ago 2

Russel brought me here series 4 maeercat XD

leightonmaddoglee 1 month ago

FOR REAL BRO WHO THE FUCK PLAYS THIS IN THE RADIO

wagerman55 1 month ago 2

@wagerman55 no one. the lyrics are too inappropriate for radio obviously. and censoring it means censoring 90% of the song

IXxBossxXI 1 month ago

thumbs up if russel howard brought you here p.s wish i was that meerkat

SuperXboxrules123 1 month ago

i love ass and titties

TheCustomLegoClone 2 months ago

assassass

TheHasanMurat 2 months ago

juke and ghettotech brought me here!

Gaz17 2 months ago

bottom and breast

RobinRc666 2 months ago

gay lawnmower man....Chappelle show......nuff said

xD

lurchipoo 2 months ago 37

dave chappell show brought me here lol

bigtommydoyle 2 months ago 3

steve-o : out on bail brought me here !!! :'D

1MultiMusic 2 months ago

Mr.Horny would you like to go to the doc?

xXSurvivalTimeXx 2 months ago

such a corny but great tune

shanovgy 2 months ago

i came here on anime

xXsr3Xx 2 months ago

thank you merkats

dubstepmad8 2 months ago 2

I was brought here by zomgZufall :D

TheDukeof91 2 months ago

i was here before russell howerd

WTFCATLOAF 2 months ago

@WTFCATLOAF Lol, right...and before Chappelle too. This is old school house..

ashleyhm2005 2 months ago

amfg russell howard my hero

Cheqtehpro 2 months ago

not russell howard it was actually "why i love anime"

epixbrit 2 months ago

Russell Howard! :D

peter08xxx 2 months ago

LMAO `RUSSEL!

BrandonWoW123 2 months ago

Russel Howard!

Ryhno98x 2 months ago

russel howard brought me to this EPICC!

HobosOnTheCatwalk 2 months ago 2

fuckin dyno

shadowruler169 2 months ago

russell howard brought me hear on good news

pav721 2 months ago

Russell Howard brought me here :)

Orton1859 2 months ago

my friend was playing this to his mom and she was dancing.

55villar 2 months ago

Thumbs up if you've ever heard DJ Funk spin this record in the 90s.

jeremy7600 2 months ago

Thumbs up if you remember this shit from back in the day on newgrounds

CRIMSONxSOLDIER 2 months ago 4

LMFAO XDDDDD

007Pogo 2 months ago

I heard this from Kevjumba :D

FloweringRoses 2 months ago

I came here from 4chan, fuck Russell Howards' over rated shit. He went downhill from his second series.

SR0Penne0Brillo 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos

@SR0Penne0Brillo "I came here from 4chan"

Wow you're so wacky and edgy. Oh wait no, you're a fag.

Asheskun 2 months ago

@Asheskun Careful, that butthurt's a killer.

SR0Penne0Brillo 2 months ago

@SR0Penne0Brillo 4chan so funy my wacky internet freands im penne0brillo xd

Asheskun 2 months ago

i thought i was the only person who was brought here by russell howard. thank god im wrong

richarldluva124 2 months ago

KevJumba brought me here :)

ThePandaNya 2 months ago 3

i had ass n tities... then i took an arrow to the knee...

MrNutinmuch 2 months ago 3

how can you not love this song!? my brother used to sing the chorus to me to make me laugh or break me out of a bad mood...wasn't until last night i found out it was a real, full-length song!...totally made my day!

StoliDassah 2 months ago

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ass ass ass ass ass!

monstavids123 2 months ago

ass n titties

Python1337yo 2 months ago

@Python1337yo You picked up the lyrics really fast! :D

victoriaandthewolf 2 months ago

Sorry, I can't stop laughing about this song.

Zehndolf 2 months ago 2

Kevjumba brought me here!

MrLautheyellowdanger 2 months ago

I brought myself here.

EzgiSkate 2 months ago

no one brought me here.

mrsjonasbro98 2 months ago

SO THIS IS WHERE BIG SEAN GOT ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS FROM AT 0:30 LOL

JustxJonathan 2 months ago

Heard this song fom KevJumba

Ramdgk13 2 months ago 5

super mash bros brought me here haha

fattymcfatty12345 2 months ago

roger the meerkat RUSSELL HOWARD!

TheNewLewisHamilton2 3 months ago 4

my friend typed up titties and this came up xD

ZzZtOriZzZ 3 months ago

thumbs up if u heard this on russel howard good news song

iiClanProductionsS 3 months ago 175

@iiClanProductionsS

what epesode was this??

mithers123 1 month ago

@mithers123 the one where the womens meerkats got stolen episode 4 or 5 i think

XzASSASSINZzX 1 month ago 2

drinkin game: every time he says ass, titties, or hoes, take a shot. still not drunk? add bitches. and repeat song

waznez 3 months ago

@waznez And if that doesn't work, add broke and rich, and everything else that's in the song.

SebastianVeroAmore 3 months ago

Dave Chappelle brought me here!!!!

jugoslavija1990 3 months ago 4

Ash. Misty. Ash and Misty. Ash, Ash. Misty, Misty. Ash and Misty. ASH ASH ASH ASH ASH ASH ASH ASH!!

BokuWaJShi 3 months ago 2

someone needs to upload the lyrics XD

BARCAROME09 3 months ago

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russles howards good news brought me here LMFAO

MsMoniiGirl 3 months ago

Russell Howard brought me here :)

sebisam 3 months ago 18

@HausOfJaGa wat?

daksbled 3 months ago

ur mum brought me here

ryandbates 3 months ago

ur mum brought me here

ryandbates 3 months ago

Ass n tities!! Russell Howard ftw

DandudeEFC99 3 months ago 2

41 people like neither ass nor titties...

TomBrandon121 3 months ago

Your Birth brought me here

Tutut720 3 months ago

Russell Howard brought me here :D

TheMcavoy123 3 months ago 227

@TheMcavoy123 same lol

hacingyourtech 2 months ago

@TheMcavoy123 What episode was this?

HoLLYWOOD681 2 months ago

@HoLLYWOOD681 not sure there was a meercat in the clip :L

TheMcavoy123 1 month ago

russles howards good news brought me here LMFAO

muqy1010 3 months ago 3

kevjumba brought me here :D

ToasterXXL 3 months ago

Me knowing the song for ages and wanting to listen brought me here

DrSnurgles 3 months ago 2

I need lyrics. ;)

JessehKhar 3 months ago

Dave Chappelle brought me here

Boninja88 3 months ago 2

this what mostly youtube is based off lol

cherrypop123ish2 3 months ago

I came.

GreyWolfProductions1 3 months ago

I LIEK DEH PART ABOUT BEAUTIFUL SMILES.

dustyreece 3 months ago 2

Tumblr DIDN'T bring me here!

GemmaKilledTheBatman 3 months ago 6

Chapelle Show's Gay Landscaper brought me here lol

KylerNorman 3 months ago

RUSSEL HOWARD BROUGHT ME ERE!!!!

nayaent 3 months ago 8

@nayaent same

TmmyErikJohnson 3 months ago

wow..

supastep420 3 months ago

i had to find this song :D at least we hear the full song

doom0666 3 months ago

kevjumba brought me here

TheLazyStuff 3 months ago 8

I found this when my friend started singing this at school!

TechnoKingAlex 3 months ago 4

KevJumba Brought me here!

kindlady3 3 months ago 3

This has been flagged as spam show

This is probably Dj Assault's most intimate and personal recording to date. You can tell he really took care in crafting his lyrics to give the listener a window into his world, nay, his very soul.

In "Ass-N-Titties 2001" he shares with the listener the stark tale of a man who can no longer be satiated by one derriere and one set of breasts, but simply must have two. The last verse of this song also explores Assaults legendary struggle with hygenic OCD.

ghettoswag99 3 months ago

@ghettoswag99 way to copy free2game's comment. reallly original.

LizzieLuvsMusic683 3 months ago

@LizzieLuvsMusic683 i know

ghettoswag99 3 months ago

I like the part we he says ass n titties

TheSilentVloggerX 3 months ago 6

strip club brought me here

avguerrero89 3 months ago 2

ass, titties, ass n titties, ass, ass, titties, titties, ass n titties x) ;D

666donar 3 months ago 2

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nirvana2465 3 months ago

this is disturbing but surprisingly catchy

ssbbpsycho 3 months ago 3

kev jumba brought me here

TheLISAPRETTY1 3 months ago 2

Everytime i hear this song, I think about Dave Chapelle lol

MontagnaisPrincess 3 months ago 9

Dave Chappelle brought me here

sexyblackpolo 4 months ago 6

kevjumba brang me here :/ ......

Daisy16x0 4 months ago

11 points brought me here.

mattthecat81 4 months ago 8

This song gives me the urge to mow the lawn.

tingtong155 4 months ago 6

@lafreshj TITTIES

XanderTheGreatZOMG 4 months ago

lol in the youtube mix? XD

Dimwit943 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for DJ Assault

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ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

RATAPWNZU 4 months ago

Am I the only one who heard this when watching a video on NewGrounds years ago?

57worldwide 4 months ago 2

@57worldwide Not at all bro.

phillisthegreat 4 months ago

@phillisthegreat I don't understand why people go to a video to ask for 'thumbs up if X brought you here!'. Although it might seem like I did that, which sucks, as I was only making a statement about not being a total sheep (or at least, not showing how proud someone is to be a sheep), and was reminiscing on something I watched more than 5 years ago.

I should have possibly given a disclaimer, 'don't give me thumbs up', in order to avoid any possible confusion.

57worldwide 4 months ago

@57worldwide What's wrong with people approving of your internet statements?

phillisthegreat 4 months ago

@phillisthegreat Nothing wrong with people agreeing; to me, there is something wrong with seeking validation from people you will likely never meet, for what is essentially an action devoid of meaning.

Example - 'thumbs up if X brought you here!' - no meaning, other than asking (people you likely don't know, and likely will never meet) for validation for having one website in your browsing history the same.

57worldwide 4 months ago