@DeathByTarantula she's probably a solid 6.5 ish. if you're young and naive then sure, that sucks. but once you get a little older you realize there's nothing wrong with one of those now and then. the 9's will come, but the 6.5s will also make you cum. and that's the ultimate goal, is it not?
years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen
kinda random but does anyone know a jake and amir where amir says the line "oh well youve gotta be shittin me with that!" after jake tells him something?......
@MccZerk really? well 69ing is a sexual position in which people resemble the number 69 and 96ing is what they were doing in the vid, hope it helps unless there was sarcasm. haha
one of the top comments had 69 thumbs ups.... til i turned it to 70
truhpercussion369 2 weeks ago
@truhpercussion369 i turn it to 96
skatehippie024 1 week ago
staring contest, blinking is allowed. THEN WHAT IS THE POINT???
danieo1210 2 weeks ago
This makes complete sense
HouseflyOfficial 3 weeks ago
hahaha! Murph and Kevin-quite the duo!!
BreakwaterAvenue 1 month ago
I got news for you losers, Sarah isn't that hot. 6/10 for me.
DeathByTarantula 1 month ago
@DeathByTarantula beauty is in the eye of the beholder my friend
628Zelda 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@DeathByTarantula i would still stick my nuts in her eye sockets
isadangler 3 weeks ago
@DeathByTarantula she's probably a solid 6.5 ish. if you're young and naive then sure, that sucks. but once you get a little older you realize there's nothing wrong with one of those now and then. the 9's will come, but the 6.5s will also make you cum. and that's the ultimate goal, is it not?
ajbbig14 2 weeks ago
i would go 96ing on sarah
isadangler 1 month ago
@Tranquilance I think you're better off not to know
thekingseansy 1 month ago
I swear to god I came up with this three years 5 years ago -.-'
Damnit collegehumor.
xxKingRiarxx 1 month ago
@tranquilance you shall learn soon, young jedi....
tomboyzroq 1 month ago
murphs the best
natzilover 1 month ago
I'm ten years old, and what is this?
Tranquilance 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 2
why am i from 1996? ;)
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THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET WAS MADE!
raywiliamjohnsonsdad 2 months ago 3
Muroh used to have long hair?
iamsopoor9 3 months ago
"staring contest, blinking is allowed!" LOL
princessbc333 3 months ago 29
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years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen
Igocrazyification 3 months ago
thats some hardcore stuff.. O.o
RetartsRule1234 3 months ago
hahahahah "staring contest, blinking IS allowed!!!"
sdmfsdmfn 3 months ago
are you fucking kidding me?? its the first time i see this, but i made the same joke like 6 months ago lol
zainbaozen 3 months ago
holy crap how'd i get 112 thumbs up XDD
wjddud1009 3 months ago
you kno how much i must have took to get them to do this video??
YoungKeley 3 months ago
this video is too long.
1dummofo 3 months ago
BEST.HARDLY WORKING.EVER!
aabear9 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
I havent LoLed this hard for awhile hahaha
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Matthew45555 3 months ago
did anyone else here the rules of the staring contest?
blinking aloud.....lol
pyrosyncro 3 months ago
LOL, I just showed this to my mother. xD
SugarFreeMentosGum 3 months ago
I didn't have trouble master sting to this ;)
JacksonIsGQ 3 months ago
Hot stuff
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IQSubZero 4 months ago 4
@IQSubZero O.O OMG U JUST CHANGED MY FUCKING LIFE
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MrFudgeDuck 4 months ago
i feel......dirty........
xxawesomebrenxx 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
Wow that's gross
sixstringalchemist 4 months ago
Soooo much win!
MrAmersfoort13 4 months ago
best 17 seconds of my life...
sirdoodlebug219 4 months ago
I think I just got mindfucked.
13ohip 4 months ago
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New Ace & Jocelyn theme song from Fired :P
DrNSoos 4 months ago
I enjoyed the simplicity
KingTekins 4 months ago
they are having a staring contest with blinking allowed
123lightingman 4 months ago
bahaha! great vid
Casebaguette 4 months ago
scared for life
Soxman111 4 months ago
@defg0 Yes It's Jake and Amir- buisness ideas
Huntingtheworld123 4 months ago
lmao i watched the part with them on the floor over and over agian...i also love that the top comment has 96 likes GO TO COMMENT!!
pinkstarduster1 4 months ago
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kinda random but does anyone know a jake and amir where amir says the line "oh well youve gotta be shittin me with that!" after jake tells him something?......
defg0 4 months ago
This is probably the most random video ever xD I LOVE IT!
wjddud1009 4 months ago 234
@wjddud1009 jump the shark is more random
JoshLikeCrazy 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
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Phillthebodyguard 3 months ago
can i join?
LoveThemMusic 4 months ago
Haha wtf
Hellboy1831 4 months ago
i lol'd
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autumntree2011 4 months ago
They do it wrongly
ok2431 4 months ago
Gee.. Now i think i know everything
lankey001 5 months ago
Idon't get it can anyone tell me?
lankey001 5 months ago
@lankey001 69ing is when you get a blowjob while eating her out, so 96 you're facing the other way and rubbing your butt against their head lol
hrondraco1 5 months ago
...that was awful.
HERO11991199 5 months ago
what the fuck was that.
Eriochi 5 months ago
okay, now i watched the video, i get it :P
thevideo112 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
gee, i thought it was a 69... oh well, a 96 is higher :P
thevideo112 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
Hot.
princesscarlos 5 months ago
Wha.. What The Fuck??
gelatojoe 5 months ago
My two favorite characters 96ing best. Vid. Ever
BloodySniped 5 months ago 2
Best VID ever
mattytsucksweed 5 months ago
murph should never have cut his hair
Pankakeman234 6 months ago
Staring contest blinkings allowed go! made me lol
Btboopid 6 months ago
best 17 seconds of my life
DoritoPool 6 months ago
What's a 68? It's where you go down on me and I owe you 1 ;)
paulgillard7 6 months ago 3
What is 98? It's Pat 96'ing with his two only true loves.
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loupiper920 6 months ago
Was that murph making that noise? It was the most glorious sound I have heard...it's up there with there with the seagull.
TheAboutLastNight 6 months ago
Oh....my.....god.....
TheGazfreak 6 months ago
WHY
tripletth 6 months ago
funny stuff
Zacach 6 months ago
How many rock band drum sets do they need?
blindrage6 7 months ago
Keep pressing 7 :P
VitaMorior 7 months ago
Omg, you guys just tought me a new sex pose. Excuse me as I go try it out.
AndersonRamirez7 7 months ago
Oh My God.
themostabsolute 7 months ago
i hate the most popular comment
fearthepear 7 months ago
@fearthepear why? cuz ur jealous that ur not funny enough to be it?
mp2611 7 months ago
what is 71?
It's 69 with two fingers.
LethalAxis 7 months ago
@LethalAxis what?
Hazzye90 7 months ago
alright staring contest blinkings allowed go lololol
spearspear123 8 months ago
Best 17 seconds ever!
spinamajig 8 months ago
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3 8 4 8 and repeat
scrtwpnx 8 months ago
Staring contest, blinking allowed, GO! XD
tedzothegreat 8 months ago
press 3 and 4 to make a beat!!! :D
AroShottProductions 8 months ago
this kid at my school legitimately thought it was called 96, my friend and i laughed so hard
MrJhm19 8 months ago
@MrJhm19 i would have stabbed him... and left him for the owls
AaronApack 8 months ago
@TomGyroid Cyanide and happiness is one of their divisions
sheimism 9 months ago
@sheimism C&H is a CH division?! FOR REAL?!
Naeka 8 months ago
stop arguing about who made it up or not
its a funny vid just watch it
sammyrandomocity3 9 months ago
C&H didn't rip this off, did they?
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Aarreess13 9 months ago
i dont get it?
MccZerk 9 months ago
@MccZerk really? well 69ing is a sexual position in which people resemble the number 69 and 96ing is what they were doing in the vid, hope it helps unless there was sarcasm. haha
RenoJeremiah 9 months ago
@RenoJeremiah hope u said that b4 i googled it >:(
MccZerk 9 months ago
Damn that's funny
titos814 9 months ago
C&H copied this.
gazm2k5 9 months ago
@gazm2k5 Maybe they thought it up on their own?
HeyWheresKel 9 months ago
@gazm2k5 Do you mean Collegehumor or Cyanide and Happiness?
trippindicks 9 months ago
@trippindicks Cyanide and Happiness.
gazm2k5 9 months ago
@gazm2k5 well this video came out before the Cyanide and Happiness comic about 96.
pidgeyhome 9 months ago
@gazm2k5 It's not exactly hard to come up with this idea.
kurzuul 9 months ago
laughed too hard
MsRobotRock 9 months ago
this made me laugh out loud lol
aabear9 10 months ago 6
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TypoDan 10 months ago
press 6...
jpmac098 10 months ago
this is. the perfect. video.
funfruity 10 months ago 2
*put random noise here*
rycollins14 11 months ago
I can fap to this.
piefuzzz 11 months ago 3
My grandma caught me jerking off once o_O
invisible3steeves 11 months ago 143
@invisible3steeves did you 96 her?
blasalb 10 months ago
@invisible3steeves wouldn't it be worse if you caught HER doing that?
Phodie56 5 months ago 72
@invisible3steeves
I love how that has nothing to do with this vid lol
lukarthus 4 months ago
@invisible3steeves LAWWLLL
gothix114 4 months ago
@invisible3steeves Nicee
2BR4V3 4 months ago
@invisible3steeves My grandpa caught me torturing midgets once O_o
RonnyWho 4 months ago 5
@invisible3steeves fucking same!
tman712123 4 months ago
i can't stop laughing now
Okruuuch 1 year ago
I want to 96 Murph.
sydneysstupidshow 1 year ago
best 17 seconds I've ever watched
Kevn3000 1 year ago 4
I was born in 1996!
notilhenger 1 year ago
@notilhenger
Nobody gives a fuck.
ulriksj 1 year ago 6
@notilhenger
Tigers are fast!....are we done mentioning random facts now?
ulriksj 1 year ago 5
@notilhenger Me TO!!
sgtsn1per 11 months ago
haha this is honestly the best colledge humour.
nelsdogmadjesus 1 year ago
Out of all the college humor videos...this one made me laugh the hardest. sad.
audreyability 1 year ago
lol all of that was funny, jeffs staring contest fail and 96ing scene
TheFlatJamaican16 1 year ago 5
WTF?
bunny153649 1 year ago
Hold down 6. LOL
goshOMG7 1 year ago
Who noticed he said Staring contest BLINKING ALLOWED
moldyendsend 1 year ago
0:01 If Your going to have 2 rock band drum sets, just have one.
0:01 If Your going to have 2 rock band drum sets, just have one.
boris417 1 year ago
@boris417 one of them is guitar hero
SlayerMorgan 1 year ago
@SlayerMorgan ok... if your going to own a rhythm game, just own one.
if your going to own a rhythm game, just own one.
boris417 1 year ago
@boris417 You're so gay for double posting.
SlayerMorgan 1 year ago
@boris417 that 1 rock band drum set and 1 guitar hero 4 drum set
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iamlegend128 1 year ago
press 6 and seven real fast
burningsponge 1 year ago
keep pressing the number 6 ....and enjoy! :P
DanoCoo1 1 year ago
PRESS 3, SHITABRIX
kochonlebest 1 year ago
OK staring contest blinking is allowed. GO!
boris417 1 year ago 10
Press 6 repeatedly for joyous sound making
phillywilly89 1 year ago
jake's shurt makes my eyes hirt
xRenzokukenx 1 year ago
i was 96ing earlier today. best 96 ever
ZEntROStick 1 year ago 3
for the youngings that dont get it
69 is a sex position
look it up
jongmagee 1 year ago
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@jongmagee youngsters? and you told us to look it up? hat the fuck is wrong with you telling people to look up sex positions?
MiamiWill3 1 year ago
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@jongmagee you call us youngsters? then you tell us to look it up? what the fuck is wrong with you telling kids to look up sex positions?
MiamiWill3 1 year ago
press 1 "blow me go! XD
joeyak34 1 year ago
Haha "staring contest, blinkings alowed, go!" lmao
thedebo777 1 year ago 9
Lmfao!!!! I love murph!!
KashhKashhhh 1 year ago
lmfao
SMMsideproject 1 year ago
what is 6.9?
It's 69 with a period in the middle of it...-_-
killerwhale333 1 year ago 415
@killerwhale333 No, the joke goes: what is 6.9? a beautiful thing ruined by a period...
tuna2221 11 months ago 170
@killerwhale333 NOPE u r SO wrong!!!! its like 69'ing but there are dildos in the middle. its legit. look it up on a porn site
meestachao400 9 months ago
@killerwhale333 No it's: 6.9, a little fun ruined by a period.
Taxi275 9 months ago 2
@killerwhale333 ughhh!
Aragiss 7 months ago
@killerwhale333 dude you said it completely wrong! that was stupid! the correct joke is:
Q: what is a 6.9?
A: a great time F!@#ed up by a period!!
JstMyLck666 6 months ago in playlist Hardly Working
@killerwhale333 its when your doing a 69 with your girl and she has her period while your 69ing
000ZeroGravity 6 months ago
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Kwenspi 6 months ago
so... whats 69966996ing????
InsertComicalName 1 year ago 3
@InsertComicalName fun!
zgitzoid 1 year ago
@InsertComicalName a lot of fun :P
TheTnuggs 1 year ago
566 people dont know how to 96
Atepptelevision 1 year ago
This was.... disturbingly funny
HaapjeH18 1 year ago
Staring contest blinking allowed
HoiDiego 1 year ago 381