Guys...Paul is simply doing this as a destructive test. He runs a site of sword reviews and he does these "crazy" tests to see the cutting limits of his swords. It's not like he cuts trees everyday with the same sword, he only does it once for his reviews.
@ZakNicholson Yes, nasty way of hurting a good blade, good polisher wanted! A machete can do this kind of dirty job with a little more effort but very effectively!
You look so stupid swinging that thing bro, lol leave the baseball swings to the baseball plays, the hockey shot swings to hockey plays, the golf swings to golfers and the katana swinging to the samurais, or who ever the fuck uses em, not a turtle neck striped shirt over the weight limit man...
whats with everyone cutting wood with a katana? and when it breaks and gets lodged in your windpipe you go and sew the brand! its made for cutting flesh and bone, not wood dumbass, get a machete if you want to do that, and their way less expensive!
@ScorchArtist lol well it HAS to bend. when you say bend you mean will it stay bent,right? a good katana will not. it will flex however. if it didn't the blade would shatter on impact and that is baD:
@iPwNNerdz First off, how is it fake..? go watch more videos by paul and you might see that...
Secondly, how does ANYTHING to do with a sword make something ''gay'' i mean, a sword cannot have any physical/emotional attractions to something the opposite sex of it, and furthermore, how does it have a sex in the firstplace? you sir, are an idiot who needs to think through his comments more.
And P.S. Caps lock is NOT cruise control for cool.
so what i dont get is people are hatin themselves love life its the best gift you will get enjoy it im not sayin fuck the trees i mean come on its one branch get over it
@BaronessEvil Well he might mean 'three inches' for the limb's circumference, not thickness. It only says "Three inch pine tree limbs" after all; it doesn't mention how it was measured.
@BaronessEvil You never made any mention of Pine's toughness in your previous comment.
The wood you are thinking of is Balsa, not Pine, by the way (And even then, you can't really 'cut' Balsa with a BUTTER KNIFE). Pine (depending on the specific type) a soft wood, yes, but nowhere near as soft as you seem to think it is.
thats the problem with true works of art such as the Katana. everyone and their mother has one, but very few have real training in the use of such a weapon. Im not saying this at anyone in perticular, but I just wanted to put that out there
@Mirdala but what if its for display purposes? i mean not to sound like a complete smartass lol...and as much as i agree that proper training should be taken for USING a katana...ownership and purpose should be left to the buyer ^^
@Byakuya847 (Part_1) A Katana shouldn't just for display, that is death to it (as in death to the spirit of the sowrd), allowing it to collect dust. While I know one cannot go out killing with it, Practicing with it suffices. If one does not have the proper trianing and instruction, then owning A Katana is a gross insult to Japanese custom, traditions and honor.
@Byakuya847 (Part_2) In Japanese culture, only samurai were allowed to carry and own swords (katana), only they had the privleg of owining a sword. Now that Samurai is extinct, I say only those with the PROPER instruction should be allowed to own one. But, I recognize that I do not have the right to dictate such things, that they are really not to blame, but Japan itself is for allowing foreigners without The Proper trianing to simply BUY their greatest treasure.
@Byakuya847 (Part_3) A Katana (or any sword for that matter) shouldn't be something anyone can simply buy like THAT, buy something that should and only be earned to those who have earned it.
@Mirdala stop watching so many japanese cartoons cause your head will melt from stupidity. There is no soul of the sword or elite skills required or something like that. Katanas are just a piece of metal like any other knife or sword for that matter. It's meant to be put inside other people's bodies in order to terminate their life so one can benefit from their death. National treasure my ass. In the same sense America should treasure the atom bomb as a national treasure.
@Mirdala i'll admit your point is good. but then again, in this day in age, such skills have been discredited and therefore have no real purpose in modern society which leaves the katana with only one purpose that is even close to being good and that is to be on display. while i agree with your point, its the 21st century and sword skills are no longer required or in demand.
I too agree with you're point also. It's sad, a shame with how the world changed, evolved into THIS. Notions and Ideals of honor, chivalry, and valor all almost forgotten, turned to shadows and dust, and sand blown away with the wind.
@Mirdala Damn otaku, but I agree that these things should be earned, such as tattoos, in the south pacific getting a tattoo i a great right of passage to which we have no equivalent. It's disrespectful to use a sword like that, a real one anyway. and though byakuya847 may not see the value in sword training it is there none the less. Self control, determination, persistence, discipline, control of your chi. it all comes with most martial arts.
@jeoofro69 Well said sir, well said. It is good to meet someone who see's reason, who see's the truth of how things should be. I agree with what you said about Tattoos.
@Mirdala Quite, there's just no respect for anything anymore, craftsmanship, duty, all of it gone. Replaced by extreme materialism and entitlement, as well as righteous indignation, it's absolutely deplorable. Everyday I'm reminded of the dire straits our society is in. But this idea that things have changed for the worse has been around as long as there have been people. That is to say people always, without question, see the past a superior to the present in some way. It is very interesting.
all these people saying TREE KILLER!........well unless your using the internet from inside a mud hut or inside a tent your just as guilty as everyone else....you know....because your house is made from 100s of trees alone....oh and the paper you write on....the tables your computer sits on and the ones you eat on.....so get real
@BlakeTahoe Yeah… I mean like we HAVE to clean our asses with something too right? asshole… not everyone can just stop using tree made things because people who think like you made it part of our daily lives, but that doesnt mean that we can just keep killing trees as we wish
I'm sure he made valuable stuff out of the branches he just hacked off. Stop spamming pedantic arguments on youtube and aim for useful past-times like trolling pedantic spammers on youtube :)
well, a 2 inch pine is about as tough as a 5 inch bamboo, and pines are as thick here as bamboo was in feudal japan. i test my swords against pines or other suitable targets, I.E. mats, hay, and saplings
@hendrixfan69able the nuke would run away cowering and holding its ass in fear as chuck norris only need the power of him eating a pot noodle, the sheer force of his noodle chewing would send radioactive shockwaves around the planet instantly blowing up the nuke and giving every woman in the world 20 orgasms! it also made my willy massive, made this dude cut bigger pine trees and established the potnoodle as an international symbol for war!
@sillentassasian yep ur right about the nuke's only russia didnt fire any of them on ppl unlike America. You see If Russia didnt make any nukes America would demand stuff from Russia threathening to nuke them if they didnt accept.
@sillentassasian shit they dont even know let alone our s=deathstar system grid air defense, well blast those nuke in their own faces by the time they decided to launch fuck soviets, cept the women we need protestuits
Guys...Paul is simply doing this as a destructive test. He runs a site of sword reviews and he does these "crazy" tests to see the cutting limits of his swords. It's not like he cuts trees everyday with the same sword, he only does it once for his reviews.
Dosufan755 3 weeks ago 2
@Dosufan755 Yeah... its remarkable how many people just completely miss the point
alphaprawns 2 weeks ago
u my friend are nuttier than squirrel shit!!!!!!
samg2k 1 month ago
if youre gonna do that with that katana you just bought an overpriced machete
juanbau172 3 months ago
My twenty dollar machete from the hardware store does the same thing
lol
imotept 3 months ago
i thought he was gonna cut the trunk
MidnightStalker47 3 months ago
but......... will it blend?
carlyle0229 4 months ago
@carlyle0229 Idk if you can use this model in blender, but i do know it's steel could easily blend with your face.
moonman57 4 months ago
good, that is equivalent of cutting forearm..
which was the way to test katana in old days
sicko japanese people did that to prisoners
MegaAplauz 4 months ago
ok your cool cutting twigs
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sungbauvatcfvinhvien 4 months ago
Poor Katana :(
ZakNicholson 4 months ago
@ZakNicholson Yes, nasty way of hurting a good blade, good polisher wanted! A machete can do this kind of dirty job with a little more effort but very effectively!
angelmtza 4 months ago
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh samurai jackqu
desertazul 5 months ago
what the hell is the matter with you?
vivekbharadwaj 5 months ago
What are you doing later? - Just trimming some hedges.
Naposych 5 months ago
You look so stupid swinging that thing bro, lol leave the baseball swings to the baseball plays, the hockey shot swings to hockey plays, the golf swings to golfers and the katana swinging to the samurais, or who ever the fuck uses em, not a turtle neck striped shirt over the weight limit man...
LoveiPie 5 months ago
XD That last slomo had a distinct sound of 8 bit explosion. Awesome.
joegt123 5 months ago
@joegt123 lmfao i thought the same
JuMBOFrI903 4 months ago
Musze sobie taka kupić :D Będę miał czym drzewka podcinać :P
SajbuSS 5 months ago
jk lol
Darkwolf6290 5 months ago
cut me up some tobacco w/ that lol
Darkwolf6290 5 months ago
whats with everyone cutting wood with a katana? and when it breaks and gets lodged in your windpipe you go and sew the brand! its made for cutting flesh and bone, not wood dumbass, get a machete if you want to do that, and their way less expensive!
carlyle0229 5 months ago
This is the dude Bruce Willis took lessons from for Pulp Fiction. Bring out the gimp.
davekn74 5 months ago
Fat white guys can swing much harder. This is a cool video though! That is no easy feat, I know it. Tough sword. Rustic real world test. Poor tree!!!
soulfly7112000 5 months ago
why is it always fat guys testing swords?
Starleax 5 months ago
lmao @ how he just jumps out in the beginning xD
adogg815 5 months ago
That poor tree :(
amadaria 5 months ago
big deal i could cut that twig with a wooden broom stick.
GraveUypo 6 months ago
Just from someone in the industry, that is not a "pine" tree, it is an Atlas Cedar....still a tough customer, actually tougher than pine. Cool video!
Koaslice191 6 months ago
Katana vs giant electric cable.
Woods1966 6 months ago
LOL, is this guy for real?
timwuk 6 months ago
Wtf was that about? you gonna count how old the fucking branch is?
1ynnf 6 months ago
My sisters boyfriend is going to be pissed when he sees what I did to his trees! hehe
tifosiman68 6 months ago
fuckin' trees...
felreaverguy 6 months ago
go cut ur penis man..
Firatc92 6 months ago
Katana vs ent
FinalSmashBrother 6 months ago
@FinalSmashBrother lololol *wha-chinggg* treebeard: >:[]!!!!! *squish*
cardenw 6 months ago
I'm going to make a company where we all dress up as samurai and go around trimming peoples' bushes using katanas. Who's with me?
BackstrokeOfTheWest 6 months ago 78
@BackstrokeOfTheWest by (bushes) do you mean pubic hair?? =o
XxBryanWolfxX 6 months ago
@XxBryanWolfxX lol
FinalSmashBrother 6 months ago
@BackstrokeOfTheWest depends, which country are you in?
jere3416 6 months ago
@BackstrokeOfTheWest Dude, it's not the 80s anymore. Chicks don't have bushes.
Wtfbrolol 5 months ago 2
@Wtfbrolol haha good one
xdwere1 5 months ago
@BackstrokeOfTheWest Oh hell yes.
Mine is rather dull but im sure it can still do a thing or two.
moonman57 4 months ago
@BackstrokeOfTheWest bushes and dogs and maybe a step-mother or two, hehehehehhe!!
UnowMe00 4 months ago
@BackstrokeOfTheWest we'll put the mexicans out of business :D!! LMAO
xXIKE455Xx 3 months ago
@BackstrokeOfTheWest considere myself already motha fuckin JOINED >:3
slasher380 2 months ago
@BackstrokeOfTheWest i need work so im down
KeyIsLove 2 months ago
@BackstrokeOfTheWest Count me in!!!
northjudsonman80 1 month ago
for the 86 haters, that piece of wood is as thick as a wrist and twice as strong
starshock01 7 months ago
@starshock01 who says they hate cos of that? maybe they're treehuggers or something! :P
kenney900 6 months ago
chuck norris can make steel wool and he could cut through a tree with his pubes
randytheskater23 7 months ago
My butcher knife could do that.
barreltrollololol 7 months ago
@barreltrollololol really? I would love to see a video
starshock01 7 months ago
@starshock01 No trees where I live.
barreltrollololol 7 months ago
Katana vs. Chuck Norris.... Chuck Norris wins!
jlboycebu 7 months ago
My axe does that too and more. I guess the norse were on to something with the axe...
SacrificedAlive 7 months ago
bad tree BAD TREE
deathtrap68 7 months ago
omg are u stupid? killing a tree to test ur katana!? yes!? well i would did it too! lol
Maplestoryfight 7 months ago
@Maplestoryfight he wasnt killing the tree just whacking a limb off
stompySharpNpointy 6 months ago
that tree never had a chance to defend itself:(
93rheanna 7 months ago
intro: SGC
title: SCG
company: SBG
hmmm
rogantu 8 months ago
Nice, but will it blend?
ScorchArtist 8 months ago
@ScorchArtist lol well it HAS to bend. when you say bend you mean will it stay bent,right? a good katana will not. it will flex however. if it didn't the blade would shatter on impact and that is baD:
MrMetalwolf08 7 months ago
that's a lot cooler way to trim trees than me out with the lopping shears!
thaboinger 8 months ago
my ems pocket knife could swipe that branch down; for real do something more than a finger thickness with it
monkadelic13 8 months ago
you are now lvl 20 virgin
leotheloser 8 months ago 5
i cut trees with my dick!
vishalshamji 8 months ago
good way to prune your trees..=D
Jumper782 8 months ago
3 inches? not even 2! I can cut better with one hand machette!
rallyramone 9 months ago
The great samurai had many battles with trees. Unfortunately not all came away so lucky as this traditional warrior we see in the video.
James1803 9 months ago 17
poor tree :O
HazardReaper 9 months ago
why?
prygmantis 9 months ago
cool
MrRestart123 10 months ago
I'd pay good money for this dude to be my landscaper :D
XxTarkenxX 10 months ago 3
that's ain't no 3 in branch...you don't fool me man
WaiWu 10 months ago
0:17 lol just sounds like some video game effects from the 80s
IIAndersII 11 months ago
FAKE AND GAY
iPwNNerdz 11 months ago
@iPwNNerdz First off, how is it fake..? go watch more videos by paul and you might see that...
Secondly, how does ANYTHING to do with a sword make something ''gay'' i mean, a sword cannot have any physical/emotional attractions to something the opposite sex of it, and furthermore, how does it have a sex in the firstplace? you sir, are an idiot who needs to think through his comments more.
And P.S. Caps lock is NOT cruise control for cool.
Teirwol1029 9 months ago
@Teirwol1029 You walked right into that didn't you?
braquemar 8 months ago
cool.. i want this !@
gytax01 11 months ago
Well obviously it would do that to a tree, the whole point of swords are to cut other humans.
Mitchk17 11 months ago 4
anyway we are designed to kill each other
mrspontaneous100 1 year ago 2
i mean animals will eat entire trees and there not a parasite?
mrspontaneous100 1 year ago
so what i dont get is people are hatin themselves love life its the best gift you will get enjoy it im not sayin fuck the trees i mean come on its one branch get over it
mrspontaneous100 1 year ago
And since when does trimming a branch on a tree kill it?
67ChevelleSSBlown460 1 year ago
He would probably have a gardening business by now.
igmz777 1 year ago
gardening just got fun ;)
Unaaa9 1 year ago
NOW POST KATANA VS. JUSTIN BEIBER! <3
hendrikmarine 1 year ago 133
your sound was not synced
Valor60 1 year ago
gardening must be fun for u
EmoBoyWhoLuvsEmoGrls 1 year ago
trimming trees...the samurai way ;)
ZeroDragondelta9 1 year ago
tree killer. this guy must go to the doctor. idiot!
hipstermeister 1 year ago
Now do the tree trunk!
DrD0000M 1 year ago
get off my lawn -_-
MegaBabyStomper 1 year ago
Why don't you cut your head??? Every tree is useful. You are useless.
IkariosAttikos 1 year ago
@IkariosAttikos ...but thats how real men trim their bonsai...lmao
kyleg5359 1 year ago
idiot!
sistemascasino 1 year ago
cut it 4 me so i can make my guitar!..
RottenPudding 1 year ago
Poor tree!
LeCosmopolita 1 year ago
@LeCosmopolita
a branch only 1 inch diameter is the equivalent to a paper cut. the blade is the size indicator
FlamingPope 1 year ago
looks like machete!!!
MrKawolsky 1 year ago
such an ashole....?????
nodas100 1 year ago
I HAVE this katana for maybe 2 years now but i never test it on tree yet =(
seven47katana 1 year ago
psycho test katana...
Aerosolik 1 year ago
come on..i just cut plants,but u cut tree...
btw,awsome sword
shittyfuck 1 year ago
katana are not made to cut tree. if u ain't ready too kill, u shoudn't have one.
p.s. : please get rid of it before u cut urself
fucktoikriss 1 year ago
@fucktoikriss a katana is a good collectible to have, and besides he was just displaying its strength, its not like he does that 24/7
standimitri 1 year ago
@fucktoikriss shut the fuck up
valor465 1 year ago
haha thats a katana ! O.O
Redhairstyle 1 year ago
omg cutting with these swords is addictive.
petris101 1 year ago
kids..
LuwiiiMusic 1 year ago
3 inch limbs?
limb as thick as blade
3 inch wide katana blade?
no, fail
BaronessEvil 1 year ago
@BaronessEvil Well he might mean 'three inches' for the limb's circumference, not thickness. It only says "Three inch pine tree limbs" after all; it doesn't mention how it was measured.
MGlBlaze 1 year ago
@MGlBlaze Just saying pine is the softest wood around
could cut those limbs with a butter knife
BaronessEvil 1 year ago
@BaronessEvil You never made any mention of Pine's toughness in your previous comment.
The wood you are thinking of is Balsa, not Pine, by the way (And even then, you can't really 'cut' Balsa with a BUTTER KNIFE). Pine (depending on the specific type) a soft wood, yes, but nowhere near as soft as you seem to think it is.
MGlBlaze 1 year ago
see katana vs .50 machine gun and katana splits bullet
SanDan3rdDan 1 year ago
a katana took six machine gun rounds before breaking. I doubt a bit of wood will hurt it unless it isn't genuine (mine cuts fine)
SanDan3rdDan 1 year ago
How ninjas prune trees.
Antiks72 1 year ago
Damnit! How many times does this have to be said! NEVER cut wood(except for bamboo) with a sword! It messes up the freaken blade!
XDStringmanXD 1 year ago
@XDStringmanXD He is doing destruction tests. The purpose of such tests is specifically to see where the breaking point of such blades is.
DistendedPerinium 1 year ago
@XDStringmanXD why not
1bol1 1 year ago
its a blue atlas cedar tree. not a pine, they are fairly brittle. awesome sword !
landrover1506x6 1 year ago
nice O_o
my friend has a machete he sharpened it to the point where he can do that
Godsjudgement12 1 year ago
lol i do the same thing
KyoOmaya 1 year ago
tree surgen
baldymeek 1 year ago
thats the problem with true works of art such as the Katana. everyone and their mother has one, but very few have real training in the use of such a weapon. Im not saying this at anyone in perticular, but I just wanted to put that out there
MrShinsengumi09 1 year ago 3
@MrShinsengumi09 Yeah, got that right. People shoulndn't be allowed to own one unless they have the proper trianing.
Mirdala 1 year ago
@Mirdala but what if its for display purposes? i mean not to sound like a complete smartass lol...and as much as i agree that proper training should be taken for USING a katana...ownership and purpose should be left to the buyer ^^
Byakuya847 1 year ago
@Byakuya847 (Part_1) A Katana shouldn't just for display, that is death to it (as in death to the spirit of the sowrd), allowing it to collect dust. While I know one cannot go out killing with it, Practicing with it suffices. If one does not have the proper trianing and instruction, then owning A Katana is a gross insult to Japanese custom, traditions and honor.
Mirdala 1 year ago
@Byakuya847 (Part_2) In Japanese culture, only samurai were allowed to carry and own swords (katana), only they had the privleg of owining a sword. Now that Samurai is extinct, I say only those with the PROPER instruction should be allowed to own one. But, I recognize that I do not have the right to dictate such things, that they are really not to blame, but Japan itself is for allowing foreigners without The Proper trianing to simply BUY their greatest treasure.
Mirdala 1 year ago
@Byakuya847 (Part_3) A Katana (or any sword for that matter) shouldn't be something anyone can simply buy like THAT, buy something that should and only be earned to those who have earned it.
Mirdala 1 year ago
@Mirdala stop watching so many japanese cartoons cause your head will melt from stupidity. There is no soul of the sword or elite skills required or something like that. Katanas are just a piece of metal like any other knife or sword for that matter. It's meant to be put inside other people's bodies in order to terminate their life so one can benefit from their death. National treasure my ass. In the same sense America should treasure the atom bomb as a national treasure.
Stop being victimized
3x3t3r 1 year ago
@3x3t3r lol, we should treasure the atom bomb
MajorKonig49 1 year ago
@Mirdala i'll admit your point is good. but then again, in this day in age, such skills have been discredited and therefore have no real purpose in modern society which leaves the katana with only one purpose that is even close to being good and that is to be on display. while i agree with your point, its the 21st century and sword skills are no longer required or in demand.
Byakuya847 1 year ago
@Byakuya847 (Part_1)
I too agree with you're point also. It's sad, a shame with how the world changed, evolved into THIS. Notions and Ideals of honor, chivalry, and valor all almost forgotten, turned to shadows and dust, and sand blown away with the wind.
Mirdala 1 year ago
@Mirdala (Part_2)
"Where now the horse and the rider? where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk and the bright hair flowing?
Where is the hand on the harp-string, and the red fire glowing?
Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Mirdala 1 year ago
@Mirdala (Part_3)
Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning?
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?"
From Lord of the RIngs - The Two Towers by J. R. R. Tolkien biased on "The Wanderer".
Mirdala 1 year ago
@Mirdala Damn otaku, but I agree that these things should be earned, such as tattoos, in the south pacific getting a tattoo i a great right of passage to which we have no equivalent. It's disrespectful to use a sword like that, a real one anyway. and though byakuya847 may not see the value in sword training it is there none the less. Self control, determination, persistence, discipline, control of your chi. it all comes with most martial arts.
jeoofro69 1 year ago
@jeoofro69 Well said sir, well said. It is good to meet someone who see's reason, who see's the truth of how things should be. I agree with what you said about Tattoos.
Mirdala 1 year ago
@Mirdala Quite, there's just no respect for anything anymore, craftsmanship, duty, all of it gone. Replaced by extreme materialism and entitlement, as well as righteous indignation, it's absolutely deplorable. Everyday I'm reminded of the dire straits our society is in. But this idea that things have changed for the worse has been around as long as there have been people. That is to say people always, without question, see the past a superior to the present in some way. It is very interesting.
jeoofro69 1 year ago
@jeoofro69 Thank You Sir for you're enlightment!
Mirdala 1 year ago
@Mirdala Indubitably
jeoofro69 1 year ago
more like 1 inch
cbsideburns 1 year ago
i bet u feel special but i can do the same thing with the wooden katana so u fail learn better form and get a harder cut
etxreabel 1 year ago
all these people saying TREE KILLER!........well unless your using the internet from inside a mud hut or inside a tent your just as guilty as everyone else....you know....because your house is made from 100s of trees alone....oh and the paper you write on....the tables your computer sits on and the ones you eat on.....so get real
BlakeTahoe 1 year ago 34
@BlakeTahoe Humanity is the cancer of the Earth. EVERY man (inluding my self) is a PARASITE. Fuck humanity.
IkariosAttikos 1 year ago
@IkariosAttikos you dont you end your life then? it would be the logical solution
holyboddy 1 year ago
@holyboddy 1. Because I don't have the balls to do it. 2. Mother Nature knows better than me. She will finish me when She decides.
IkariosAttikos 1 year ago
@IkariosAttikos stop smoking crack
vecperec 1 year ago
@vecperec according to your uploads, it becomes clear enough that you are the one who smokes crack.
IkariosAttikos 1 year ago
@BlakeTahoe Yeah… I mean like we HAVE to clean our asses with something too right? asshole… not everyone can just stop using tree made things because people who think like you made it part of our daily lives, but that doesnt mean that we can just keep killing trees as we wish
hendrikmarine 1 year ago
@BlakeTahoe
I'm sure he made valuable stuff out of the branches he just hacked off. Stop spamming pedantic arguments on youtube and aim for useful past-times like trolling pedantic spammers on youtube :)
Grimganker 10 months ago
@BlakeTahoe TREE KILLER!!!
bahahah
odin2free 9 months ago
Garden Ninja. He'll prune your limbs for free.
s04r3r 1 year ago 3
@s04r3r hahahaha i'd wanna see a game like that.... a parody/satire of ninja gaiden :P
instead of ninja stars its prunes :P
ScrewFearMe 1 year ago
you'll get sap all over your sword..
ramenguy1313 1 year ago
that is one awesome sword
Thecreatorisgreat 1 year ago
It's hell getting pine residue off of a blade.
combatcommand 1 year ago
Well i suppose thats one way to trim a tree
Chayification 1 year ago
Or to prune it.
SleepingWolf26 1 year ago
pine is really soft
rmckim 1 year ago
what did that poor tree ever do to you?!
VegetoStevieD 1 year ago 3
@VegetoStevieD it probably spanked him..
Petriealright 1 year ago
well, a 2 inch pine is about as tough as a 5 inch bamboo, and pines are as thick here as bamboo was in feudal japan. i test my swords against pines or other suitable targets, I.E. mats, hay, and saplings
Dannybroadsword1 2 years ago
who needs a chainsaw? lol...
VC79JN89 2 years ago 3
Nuke v.s. Chuck Norris (the winner is Obvious)
hendrixfan69able 2 years ago
@hendrixfan69able the nuke would run away cowering and holding its ass in fear as chuck norris only need the power of him eating a pot noodle, the sheer force of his noodle chewing would send radioactive shockwaves around the planet instantly blowing up the nuke and giving every woman in the world 20 orgasms! it also made my willy massive, made this dude cut bigger pine trees and established the potnoodle as an international symbol for war!
clowdycloud 2 years ago
WTF!!!!!!????? ..... No, you're right!
hendrixfan69able 2 years ago
for retards. the winner is chuck norris
a nuke for chuck is like rice krispies to kids
he would be admired by how much failure russia and america did combined (im sorry, but russia and america have lots of nukes)
sillentassasian 2 years ago
@sillentassasian yep ur right about the nuke's only russia didnt fire any of them on ppl unlike America. You see If Russia didnt make any nukes America would demand stuff from Russia threathening to nuke them if they didnt accept.
hokalol 1 year ago
@sillentassasian shit they dont even know let alone our s=deathstar system grid air defense, well blast those nuke in their own faces by the time they decided to launch fuck soviets, cept the women we need protestuits
bigwillakingkilla 1 year ago
u call this destructive test?O_O
Madara169 2 years ago
Since youre obviously unaware of what katanas are meant to do then yes, this IS a destructive test.
EddieCubillo 2 years ago
i've cut pine three branch with a european wooden sword :I it's not so hard :O
Madara169 2 years ago
katana vs. gun (headshot)
MetooBrandon 2 years ago 2
now that's not fair, that's like saying, your gun vs my nuke with my finger on the detonation
rollingpanda 2 years ago 4
katana because, knowing where the bullet is going makes it that much easier to dodge
DanielTrongDao 2 years ago
i tried this with my $40 sword and guess what happened LOL, sword bent at a 45 degree angle LOL
peepeeskillz 2 years ago 4
Slow motion fail is fail.
MecTheGamer 2 years ago 2