How to Pick Up a Girl in a Bar : How to Talk to a Girl in a Group

[dandromva]

This guy is such a clown and picking up girls in the club is brutal.

Dealing with jealous friends, "mother hens" and all that competition. No thanks!

Just pull them online. Get a good profile set up and wake up to messages.

Hit up the program CopyPastePickup. com

Sick messages that you just send to the girls you want. I've been getting good responses from them anyway.

[totokickbutt]

hand on the belly SHAKESPEAR STYLE lol

[ShaggyEnterprises]

So if the dude says he went to Italy and the chick says nothing do you have to pick up the dude?

[d00d00dumb87]

Cockblocker in action lol

[jspade1019]

1:09 black guy is trying not to laugh

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

How to get earn the scorn of youtubers worldwide : "hey guys, it's alex mcray and today I'm wearing my snot green shirt, tucked in for that extra dangerous alpha male look. It is important to portray the persona of a cockblocking bloke poker throughout your interactions with women in clubs and don't forget to glue some of your boyfriends pubes to your chin for that striking homo edge"

[ack012]

"Hi guys, I'm Alex McCrae and I'm here today to demonstrate how to routinely get shotdown by women in bars and clubs, and to get hit on by gay men on a frequent basis."

[jsm7977]

Good way to get punched in the snot box.

[Worldwiderecorders]

26 people failed lol

[vanhalen0710]

this advice SUCKS!!!!

[BenderStJames]

worst etiquette lesson ever..these videos are soo funny

[BenderStJames]

worst etiquette lesson ever..these videos are soo funny

[IRONMAIDENFAN2006]

already in a conversation with a niglet.. well you walk up to the niglet and say get back to work on my shirimp and picking my cotton

[InuitInua]

Here is a couple of tips: shave your soul patch, don't wear khaki pants, and wear shirts that actually fit.

[victorhv23]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......MAYBE IM HIGH BUT THIS GUYS IS A DREAMER!

[jasonjose29Nov]

If i was the nigger i would have pistol smoked the white boys arse..damn i hate cockblockers...

[sunset261]

HEY RANDOM STRAGERS IM TAKING A TRIP ABORAD!

[aram045]

other guy would kick his flat ass :p

[blackngold007]

keep repeating 0:45.. this guy is a tool.

[Serb1anArchangel]

WTF? Another interracial propaganda? Fuck that shit!

[Zipzap220]

This is.. fail.. no, im not trolling.. this is just fail. And btw. i you came over and started asking weird questions and shaking hands with strangers.. your weird. That inappropriate.

But even tough this guy would naver get a girl (and probably never has) my personal reccomendation is the book "The Mystery Method: Revelation". Best book i ever read. Trust me, it's worth the price.. and the loooong and boring theory about psyckology. (spelled?)

[wehavebiscuits]

1:08-1:11

The black guy just manages to keep in his laugh

[w3sp]

These clips would be more meaningful if they had proofs recorded with hidden cameras =)

[slytherz]

He is wearing a pager

[supersilver008]

ya right!!!!



[jamonathin]

HAHAHA yep, best question ever to open with..

[omgcgproductionz]

0:35 to 0:40

hahahaha

[omar1bgd]

what the hell is this ? is this dude still lives in the 70's

[fatathaland]

oh my effing god no way man are you serious...walk up to a group of people and say shit like that? man I'd kik yur ass outta principle, not to mention that you come off as, say, a serial f*ckin killer, so then it's like a 2 for 1 ass whoopin... and yes I would kick you while u r down. I'd kick u right in your massive douchebag u douche.

[lilbitparanoid]

Now all that's left is to lure her black boyfriend to the parking lot and have your friend jump him from behind with a tire tool :)

[Cranbrook89ers]

When he says Hey Italy that sounds awesome the girl looks at him and her face expression says it all Fuck Off Im talking to another guy now hes got way more shit to say then u do. lol

[Ratacon2004]

So when I intrude into someone's conversation and ask a random question I should turn to an invisible audience and talk to my self while they all look at me? How is that suppose to help me? Im a bit confused.

[Cranbrook89ers]

@Ratacon2004 Agreed thats actually rude just budgin in on a conversation. If they were talking about sumthing and u know a little bit about it then u go in bu t u dont aska random question because then people are like Who The Fuck Are You

[hannibalb3]

LMAO at all these vids. I can't believe that this guy is actually giving advice.

[sensationaldenny]

Horrible video

[FebeHasALazyEye]

WARNING!! do not try this. I used the "planning a trip" line 5 times last night and was ignored EVERY TIME. One group even rolled their eyes and laughed at me.

[officialjunk1]

NIGGA JUST TOOK MY KOOL-AID!

[vietbond]

Alex makes me want to shave off my soul patch.

[B23POW23]

your a bold ass muthafucka for cockblockin that dude wit real game wen u got fuckin pubes on your chin

[xerxes106]

Shit I knew I did something wrong at the bar, I kicked the black guy in the balls instead of initiating the chat......whoops.

[nawixi]

haha only beacouse he is black

[bbzzrrzz]

They should have said I heard uranus gets visited alot so why don't you go f**k yourself and let us talk!

[wehavebiscuits]

@bbzzrrzz

loool xD

[ChRiS310310]

Lol the black dudes like dude get your cockblocking ass outta here!

[bigheaded1]

why does this guy try to give advice on how to pick up girls? don't you have to be straight to do that?

[rarbot]

seems like he was cockblocking

[mozahemi]

uh I fuckin hate them..... that's fucked uP

[d32ip43]

HE'S SOOOO GAYYYYYYYYYY

[bigheaded1]

this guy belongs in home depot with all the other tools

[coxg90]

the black guy is trying not to laugh at the PUA

[rondigity17]

No, no no.. Id be laughing at you youd be wheeling to hard and the groups would realize that you acting like a plug

[kbillysupersounds]

HAY GUYS, IM INTRESHTED IN GOING ABROAD, WHERE HAV U BEEN?

*drools*

[froggykill]

o i think you should go to Uranus LOL 'your anus'

[zer0243]

@froggykill

No thats not a 3rd grade joke or anything

[hsk8787]

swear to god,

expert village is the biggest crack up ever.

for some reason they always seem to employ friendless looking goofs

[davidsaso1234]

yeah the least helpful vids of eny useless shit u might need

oh have u seen their "upload views"?

they've almost reached a BILLION

[mblackmagico]

7) to prove all my points just look at the purple shirt actor who plays the guy friend. hes crossing his arms which indicates defensiveness. even though his role is to play a person who is comfortable by this fools approach, he is subconsciously defending himself against him.

[MMadsen]

You are SO correct =) And I also like the way that the "conversation" moves along afterwards: Our hero/the intruder is pretty much being pressed out of the grounp. Conversation fail.. but then again.. The rest have also mute enabled most the time...

[mblackmagico]

4) he wasn't a smooth talker and he used the word "um." talking smooth displays confidence.

5) his hands are out infront of him when they should be down by his side. holding your hands out is a nervous gesture.

6) he alowed the girl to lead the conversation when he should be leading the man in the conversation to show the girl that he is the more dominant male.

[mblackmagico]

This is retarded. never do this! here are a list of problems...

1) he went in straight forward- this is preditorial and will frighten most groups.

2) he didn't mention that he is about to leave. most groups will not want a stranger to stay so its important to add in a time constraint.

3) He shook the girls hand first. This will put the friends on gaurd- never display too much interest up front in group sets.

[joey218cc]

godd life is sad

[DrGreenThumbs1]

This must be a guide on how to pick up FAT chicks! I know if some guy walked over to me and my friends and said "hey guys im planning a trip" he'd get knocked down and asked how he liked his trip...LOL XD

[jpell13]

@DrGreenThumbs1 and i take it you're an over confident cunt? but this guy is a dink so its justified

[DrGreenThumbs1]

@jpell13

You can take whatever the fuck you like i was having a laugh...10 months ago. Sake

[ownya88]

@DrGreenThumbs1 You might think so but this do work in real life...

[RealityBasher87]

WTF? How about this: you tell her you're new to the area, ask her what good clubs are in the area, and ask if she would like to go to any of those clubs later on. Then you get her number so you can meet up with her! It's more credible than going on a trip to fuckin' Italy and you actually get to go someplace with her if she agrees to go with you!

[hatch22a]

i dont think this guy goes out that often cuz he sounded kinda soggy when he was talking to that chick

[mrblablablabla]

So, things went along nicely and you had a few dates with this girl, but now she has found out that you aren't actually planning a trip. How would you explain lying to her, you manipulative bastard? :)

[WHITEINSANITY]

Umm... Tell the truth that she attracted you?

[tanya108098]

i watched this video 2 times because the first i was just looking at the hot guy in the blue or dark purple shirt(i cant tell wat color It is) but other then that this videos gay

[j07ar0kun6]

หน้างี้ใครจะเชื่อเมิง

[ekzplicit]

he kinda looks like syler from heroes :P

[MrAddar]

it s shame on you

[soberstan]

alex macrae is my hero

[geewhiz76]

social dynamics instructer? get a real job you PUSSY

[AxiomaticObserver]

Thats not nice :(

[geewhiz76]

AxiomaticObserver - and?

[AxiomaticObserver]

Uhh I ment nothing by it. You should try to respect his job as I'm sure he works hard. He doesnt deserve to be called and I quote a "PUSSY". By showing disrespect towards his profession you are undeniably showing that you are not the kind-hearted person that you really are. I know that you are kind-hearted because in reality everyone is kind-hearted, even if the dont show it. Life experiences cannot change who we ultimately are. But I ment to disrespect in my comment and I wish you a great day.

[geewhiz76]

AxiomaticObserver - you think this is a 'profession'?

ps - 'ment' is spelt meant

[AxiomaticObserver]

Yes. Just as valid as any other without a doubt. I'm sure he works hard for his money. :)

Are we playing some sort of spelling game?...I didnt think so. If I am not being awarded anything for spelling such a trivial word correctly then I will spell it as I wish, as long as the person who is reading it can understand what I "meant" by it. If you did not then I apologize. But I'm sure you did and if that be the case then thanks for helping my spelling. :)

[geewhiz76]

AxiomaticObserver - so you're concerned with typo's but not accurate spelling? functional illiteracy is never trivial

[AxiomaticObserver]

Im not concerned with typos at all. I was just attempting to clear up my misspelling of the word "no" to provide you with an accurate description of what I was trying to say. I had no intention of saying "I ment 'to' disrespect". See, instead I meant to say, "I meant 'no' disrespect". Those sentences are complete opposites and I was trying to convey the latter to you. Sorry for the misunderstanding and thanks for trying to help me see my error. And functional literacy is unimportant to me. :)

[geewhiz76]

AxiomaticObserver - lol@your ridiculousness!

[AxiomaticObserver]

Am I? I do not understand what you mean. I am going to assume you ment that in the best way possible and if you did than your pretty 'ridiculousness' yourself. And 'ridiculousness' does not describe me in my entireness. The best word to describe me would be a urban slang term known as a 'G'. ('G' stands for Gangster.) Tupac was a Gangster. And Im pretty Gangster myself....thug life :)...I mean :(

[geewhiz76]

AxiomaticObserver - so you're Tupac ... LOL you're a joke

[AxiomaticObserver]

No not Tupac but in a sense like Tupac..he was a philosophically educated you man. Shame he is dead :(. And I can be humorous at times. Are you enjoying yourself trying to make fun of me? (I hope you are because i am lol)

[geewhiz76]

lol sad little child you are

[AxiomaticObserver]

Nooo...I'll message you why...and Im 18 I'm not a child :) and Im not sad either, my life is great...

[AxiomaticObserver]

*I accidentally put "to" instead of "no" in that last sentence. I ment to say I ment no disrespect. lol typos are a trip. :)

[ConradMcBad]

you're better off saying something like "hey i'm new here, do you guys know some good bars or nightclubs around here?" ask them more in depth about the kinds of clubs, say what type of bars you usually go to, if you get a hit, ask that person if they might be able to show you that club. If they agree to show you, you could do one of 2 things: 1) If the club is nearby, go with them, or 2) Tell them you're a bit tied up at the moment and ask if you can grab their number so they can show next time.

[chachee99]

"I want to travel abroad, but I don't know where to go". Can anyone see the problem with that statement?

[kiarasmithers]

this guy is the biggest tool in the history of tools.

[dmerasure]

UMMM NO lol... What he just did was rude & would have gotn negative feedback from both people that were interrupted...

[bboytornado]

suck my dick vanarocks67 and tht clown can suck my balls too

[Colombiandresito]

yeeeaaahhhh ok. No wonder it's by expert village. Go see the guy that they picked to teach Reggaeton dance it'll crack you the hell up.

[whitewidow777]

LOOL WTF!! man i would love to see someone do this in real life

[whitewidow777]

LOL WTF!!!

[DontUnderstandIt]

u most likely are gonna end up gettin ur ass beat for doin this, come on now no one is that stupid, the other guy is most obviously gonna know wussup, get real

[alexkx3]

Also, you try to isolate the girl like that, wait till her friends or whatever guy is hitting on her, pulls her back and steals the frame.

Win over the friends first, or give value to all of them. What is her friend supposed to do, stand there, will you hit on her mate??!!

[alexkx3]

Oooh, newbie pua. Direct body language with an indirect opener. Maybe in a quite bar, with 7s and below.

If you use indierect openers, use indirect body language. Otherwise it seems like you wanna hit on her, but just didn't have the balls too.

If your gonna shake her hand (which is wierd in a bar/club, then shake the guys First.

[magnabarryb]

She don't like you because your black. He sould try a dark room.

[droppinbabies25]

is this for real

[cathkincat]

they would just look at you stunned

[chachee99]

I would AMOG this homo in about 20 seconds.

tell him to go read a book and decide for himself which country is interesting. Why? Because all countries are interesting!

[ruleram1]

i dont think he meant to give really good lines you retards, its the general concept of not making a group feel uncomfortable with the sudden change in topic by someone who has no idea what the group is about. plz catch up with the video, morons. although i probably should add that this method wouldnt work with most groups, it could even make you looks like a jackass if used on the wrong kind of group, probably wouldnt work with specific groups: anime freeks,football fanatics, etc.

[technorapper11]

lol the black looks at him like

" u best be back yo self up homie" and then when he looks away at 45- 49 seconds they were like ok were the hell did u come from

[victorhv23]

Alex mcgay lol... fuckin looser haha

[victorhv23]

alex mccreep, man, please you should really consider another profesion, you suck at this. Plus you are an asshole.

[youngblood2189]

Thats bullshit man !!!!

[MysteryGuitarMan]

Does this only work on groups playing Charades?

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

LOOOL Nice one m8 :p

[criticalmethod85]

Sweet soul patch... virgin

[Vikrod212]

lol... "hey guys, i was planning a trip abroad where are some interesting places you have been?"...that is the worst line ever you suck alex. you sound like barney or something

[FutureLaugh]

this pimp is trying to shake the money out of his trick and this guy starts talking about Italy... "italia mang"

[luckynumbersevenm3]

youre face is like vagina...

[luckynumbersevenm3]

this is so stupid ,fuck this

[mryumyums1234]

HEY IM ALEX MCGAY AND I SUCK DICK.

[sagalisguy2andahalf]

wow you suck dick? thats pretty gay...

[lacobradominicana]

do it the dominican way get the bitc# drunk. ( this guy needs to stop being a fag and get a real job )

[zluvu4ever]

Very powerful...Open-Ended Questions are excellent also.

[patmezzy]

wow..he gets no pussy

[bkl2005]

This guy is so gay..