lol why every time someone is telling a story about two people in a relationship. They always talk about the man fuckin up. Women fuck up 2. Tell some stories about how annoying women are.
"Your lady just got out the shower...body all clean. Then she got her body all oiled. Got on some cutoff sweat shorts, the pussy print look like a fist. She got on a cutoff tank top with no bra...and still got a little water on her back so when the air hits the water, the nipples sprout out."
and imma tell you anotha muhfkinn thing...........................I should crack yo muhhfkin foehead... I should crack yo MUTHAFKINNN foeeeeheaddd, just fo DISRESPECTIN ME, I SHOULD CRACK YO SHIT!!
hi excuze me how u ladys doin um hahha this is kinda emberasin kuz i dont usualy do this but i was going to head out the club and i looked ova here and BAMMMM!!!! Beauty hit me and um i juz wanna drop a card off with u and if u dnt have a man i hope u kan use that numba (sorry layds 2 interupt) u as lovely as u wanna be bibi lol dis nigga funny
"i was just laying here watching andy griffith. So uh letme wash my hands..." lol p.s. when he speaks for the girl it sounds like the way tisha cambell was on MARTIN.
If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK
The scream he did when he said that's how ladies do when we walk away had me in tears!
MsTreynatra 1 month ago
funny stuff by joshuah
MrLilpresident 1 month ago
him bein crazy derrangggged
biggytreyawesome 2 months ago
oh my god!!!!!!! 5:35 - 5:48 that is ALL ME right there LMAO!
SoopremeBeing 2 months ago
The Fuck I gotta SIT DOWN for? lmao
hypeset 2 months ago
"fuck em girl fuck em" lmao
missmason18 2 months ago
lol
aadescorbet 3 months ago
*Looks Around* SORRY!!!!
RovellePatrice 3 months ago 3
lol why every time someone is telling a story about two people in a relationship. They always talk about the man fuckin up. Women fuck up 2. Tell some stories about how annoying women are.
aadescorbet 3 months ago
@aadescorbet
Obviously you have never seen Eddie Murphy's Raw....That was as pro-man as you can get without a lawsuit lol
salvi1979 3 months ago
I should crack yo muthafucking forehead. Classic shit.
nomibe2911 3 months ago
Funny how Martin said it look like a camel foot and now everybody saying camel toe.
nomibe2911 3 months ago
Thanks for the upload bro
Cheers from Chile
josefrancisco6969 3 months ago
Gr888888888888 Shit
SanMattoma2 4 months ago
The way he ran away after he said "see u when i see u" was priceless. Also "just watching Andy Griffin but um....lemme wash my hands and uh..." lmao
OuterSpace90 4 months ago
Bring the truck cus I got a lot of shit
Smoove7254 4 months ago
JUST FOR DISRESPECTING ME I SHOULD CRACK YA SHIT!!
blminott 7 months ago 2
I Should Crack Yo MuthaFuckin Forhead Shitt Hadd A Niqqa Rollin Lmao
SickSwaqq 7 months ago 2
lmao! my husbands definitely the sec guy always up under me :)
alexisLOVESchad 7 months ago
Thats some punk shit you did, but I guess thats how you are.
GigglezTheJerk 7 months ago 4
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MrYates05 8 months ago
I should crack yo muhfuckin forehead! LMAO
AMillzGeekTv 8 months ago 6
Try marrying for 7 yrs a week n cheating lol
MrsBurt28 9 months ago
lmaooo
SharonFAITH100 9 months ago
"Your lady just got out the shower...body all clean. Then she got her body all oiled. Got on some cutoff sweat shorts, the pussy print look like a fist. She got on a cutoff tank top with no bra...and still got a little water on her back so when the air hits the water, the nipples sprout out."
standup4change 9 months ago 7
6:15!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
moemurda1 9 months ago
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT!? Isn't the Knicks or somebody playing basketball!!!!!???? WHAT!?
fredyfox2000 11 months ago
she cheated on him in less then a weeek
hghost08 11 months ago 4
@hghost08 Good observation.
sal70228 8 months ago in playlist Martin Lawrence You So Crazy!
2 people didn't get to go to the zoo.
jbrandonf 11 months ago
ummm let me wash my hands lmfao!
justinitaly1215 11 months ago
5:02 to 5:12 LMAO!!!!!!!!
727r4l 1 year ago
5:02 to 5:12 LMAO!!!!!!!!
727r4l 1 year ago
5:02 to 5:12 LMAO!!!!!!!!
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GustavoChurch 1 year ago
LMAO "right back in the club looking for another m__fucaaa . . .so mad at the dance . . . LLaB
001honeydip 1 year ago 3
5:07...i should crack ya motherfuck'n 4head(lmao)
redhead10able 1 year ago 3
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On RentAFriend. com my friend send me this clip. Really nice clip.
burtalbert88 1 year ago
do you remember when i ask u to spend time with me to spend time with me to spend time with me well somebody else got ya time
richmond283 1 year ago 5
i think u betta sit down *looks around* FUCK I GOT TA SIT DOWN FO???!!!
17183859233 1 year ago 6
and imma tell you anotha muhfkinn thing...........................I should crack yo muhhfkin foehead... I should crack yo MUTHAFKINNN foeeeeheaddd, just fo DISRESPECTIN ME, I SHOULD CRACK YO SHIT!!
UrSpaNishPoiS0N 1 year ago 7
Thats wat women say.. as soon as we walk away. AHHHH ! rotf
LadyBeex3 1 year ago 3
i know bout dat shit dat shit true
MONDADON42 1 year ago
some people these days can see that there is a good person when they have them
nrprincess 1 year ago
camel foot
fashionstatementSeff 1 year ago
what martin lawrence did is EXACTLY how my moms ex-boyfriend was
bigddagenius 1 year ago
@bigddagenius what did she do
nrprincess 1 year ago
2 dislikes=2 hollow tips
TheSuirad 1 year ago
what wHAT LMAO
edwardforever1267 1 year ago
@edwardforever1267 u c his face lmaoooo
17183859233 1 year ago
He had me with that line....lol
rashonwms10 1 year ago
#LOL
123dx1 1 year ago
remember wen i ask u to spend time with me to spend time with me well somebody else got yo time lmao one of the best parts
richmond283 1 year ago
this is funny
bhb93 1 year ago
What a great actor and comedian. LOVE MARTIN
dianaowusuansah 1 year ago 26
That was a beast pickup line..lol STOLE IT!!
AfrikanstarX 1 year ago
"Sorry! I told Craig and dem dat i was gonna kick it wit dem! Gotta go! See u wen i see u!"
boomboi1990 1 year ago 2
omg tha crazy dranged character tha same person who was beating off on tha masturbation scene lmfao.
cami725 1 year ago 2
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jellytots2008 1 year ago
lmao
2012newera 1 year ago
bitch went crazy, im sayin trippin lik a maaaa fucka, but im koo, u kno Lmao 3:57 - 5:10 i've broken up like that many times
and5901 1 year ago 5
@and5901 that part was funny as hell
LilDos15 1 year ago
" umm...let me wash my hands 1st" LOL
teejay2788 2 years ago 3
Lol- ya ya ya Yo
Lmao- I kno yhu wudd but i gotta go see yhu wen i see yhu
itsourshow2008 2 years ago
i should crack Yhuu in Yo Mother Fucken Forehead Lmaoooo; Ily ! Martin.
keinaya 2 years ago 7
YES MY PART!!!! OMG..
MsVarrie85 2 years ago
MARTIN IS THE MAN!!!!! LMAO
MsDwyaneWade3 2 years ago 3
Just beautiful!!
MrPlayjack 2 years ago
my fav. comedian....Martin Lawrence
rashonwms10 2 years ago 17
Mine 2.
SydneyRico69 1 year ago
@rashonwms10 Mine 2 haha
jellytots2008 1 year ago
LMFAO 1:30
Br3ana2008 2 years ago
LMAO@ "I just wanted knw if you wanted to go to the zoo" LMAO!!!!
Neverletup212 2 years ago 6
LOL- Somebody else got yo time.
LMAO- I shud crack yo muhfuckin fohead.
LMFAO-Zoo?!? Zoo yo ass on away from here muhfucka!
kittyma911 2 years ago 8
one hilarious guy
prettyboyalldayadigg 2 years ago
laying here watching andy griffin
hahaha
nandotime3001 2 years ago 4
hi excuze me how u ladys doin um hahha this is kinda emberasin kuz i dont usualy do this but i was going to head out the club and i looked ova here and BAMMMM!!!! Beauty hit me and um i juz wanna drop a card off with u and if u dnt have a man i hope u kan use that numba (sorry layds 2 interupt) u as lovely as u wanna be bibi lol dis nigga funny
Mackdaddyswole 2 years ago
"Do You Wanna Go 2 The Zoo? Zoo? Zoo Yo Ass Away From Here!" Lmao
BabiiKimmie 2 years ago 4
i just wanna know if you wante to go to the zoo lmao
kungfute 2 years ago
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG too funny
campbpar 2 years ago
FUNNY ASS MARTIN!!!!! LMAO
TheFreshMartin 2 years ago
you never have nob tiimme for me. lol
BeeAyeeDoubleU 2 years ago
"Isnt the Knicks or somebody playin basketball WHAT?????????" LMAO
SouthMemphis06 2 years ago 97
"You need to go home and spend some muhfuckin time with yo lady!"
BIGST0N3 2 years ago 4
i should crack yo mutha fuckin head!!!!yean maddd is ya
Sinovia1 2 years ago 3
"You ain't got no money for no beer muhfucka!" LMAO!!!
BIGST0N3 2 years ago 4
"I wasn't doin nuthin, just laying here watching Andy Griffen...let me wash my hands..." HA HA LOL that shit is funny
phresh07 2 years ago 6
HE SO FUNNY!! I LUV HIM!!!!!!!
Queen3Wade 2 years ago 6
"...yeah, bitch went crazy you know what im sayin... trippin like a muh fucka but im COOL!". Man, that shit had me rollin! Classic Martin!
leftinashes 2 years ago 5
@ 5:35 ahahahahahaha
iprtylikearockstar 2 years ago
"zoo? Zoo yo ass on away from here muhafukka"!!...
canufeelitsugah 2 years ago 76
FUCK I got to sit down fah?!?
LOL!!!!
And the dance at 6:19!!!
OnyxDragon01 2 years ago 7
Whatchu readin'?
Nothin'...good book...Waiting to Exhale.
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXDXD!
Somebody else got your time.LOLOLOL!
SeriuxFan 2 years ago 5
lmao. i should crack ya muthafuckin forehead
eaglsfan92 2 years ago 2
qaulity time with me
prettyboyalldayadigg 2 years ago
wha what what!!!lol
dannycena42 2 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAHA HE THE BEST CRAZY DERANGED
juniorkid01 2 years ago 4
CRAZY? DARANGRED?!
eaglsfan92 2 years ago
this is my fav stand up...
waby0507 2 years ago
lmaoo. "see thiss is why the fuck i dont comee homee" lol
- what typee of shxt is that.
BeeBADD93 2 years ago 6
i should crack your forehead
6ebony2 2 years ago 3
KRAZY DERANGED MOTHER FUCKER
LOL
sevierwarrior 2 years ago 2
this shit is so funny but too fuckin real!
missesvirgo 2 years ago 2
"I just wanted to know if you wanted to go to the Zoo?"
Blogsterle 2 years ago 4
i should crack yo mau fuckin fohead
maltagallo 2 years ago 12
he's so crazy deranged
JFliud 2 years ago 3
he so crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyy
tatyanakeel 2 years ago 4
da fuk i gt ta sit down fo?? lmao..
666crissy 2 years ago 7
Soory - I had told Criag N them imma kick it with them
bijaun 2 years ago 6
mann i 4got how funny martin was lol.... this his best stand up
hatahproof06 2 years ago 11
"well somebody else got your time" - this line killed it all for the win :D
thisisludo 2 years ago 6
"i was just laying here watching andy griffith. So uh letme wash my hands..." lol p.s. when he speaks for the girl it sounds like the way tisha cambell was on MARTIN.
OuterSpace90 2 years ago 9
hella yeh.
swaqlafemme 2 years ago
i shud crack yo muh fuccin fo head...i kno u wud but i gotta go see ya whe i see youuuu
nequa210 2 years ago 10
trippin like ah muhfucka buh im COOL ! lol dis dude is shell !
Mamatweet09 2 years ago 7
hell yeah... that line is the funniest shit ever! "trippin like ah muhfucka buh im COOL!"
leftinashes 2 years ago 3
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genger100 2 years ago
KRAZY....DERANGED...LOL
mizldyM 2 years ago 3
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?..Isn't the Knicks or somebody playin basketball? WHAT? That face he made at 5:45 had me rollin!!!
standup4change 2 years ago 9
i no dis is soooooooo jokes.......zoo your ass away from here lol
trudon 2 years ago
DIS SHIT TO FUNNY
an673 2 years ago
gtg see u when i see u
FinalcutWOW 2 years ago 12
the dialing sound he made cracked me up !
ca280491 2 years ago 17