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  • The scream he did when he said that's how ladies do when we walk away had me in tears!

  • funny stuff by joshuah

  • him bein crazy derrangggged

  • oh my god!!!!!!! 5:35 - 5:48 that is ALL ME right there LMAO!

  • The Fuck I gotta SIT DOWN for? lmao

  • "fuck em girl fuck em" lmao

  • lol

  • *Looks Around* SORRY!!!!

  • lol why every time someone is telling a story about two people in a relationship. They always talk about the man fuckin up. Women fuck up 2. Tell some stories about how annoying women are.

  • @aadescorbet

    Obviously you have never seen Eddie Murphy's Raw....That was as pro-man as you can get without a lawsuit lol

  • I should crack yo muthafucking forehead. Classic shit.

  • Funny how Martin said it look like a camel foot and now everybody saying camel toe.

  • Thanks for the upload bro

    Cheers from Chile

  • Gr888888888888 Shit

  • The way he ran away after he said "see u when i see u" was priceless. Also "just watching Andy Griffin but um....lemme wash my hands and uh..." lmao

  • Bring the truck cus I got a lot of shit

  • JUST FOR DISRESPECTING ME I SHOULD CRACK YA SHIT!!

  • I Should Crack Yo MuthaFuckin Forhead Shitt Hadd A Niqqa Rollin Lmao

  • lmao! my husbands definitely the sec guy always up under me :)

  • Thats some punk shit you did, but I guess thats how you are.

  • 3 Haters Dislike This Video '

  • I should crack yo muhfuckin forehead! LMAO

  • Try marrying for 7 yrs a week n cheating lol

  • lmaooo

  • "Your lady just got out the shower...body all clean. Then she got her body all oiled. Got on some cutoff sweat shorts, the pussy print look like a fist. She got on a cutoff tank top with no bra...and still got a little water on her back so when the air hits the water, the nipples sprout out."

  • 6:15!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    

  • WHAT, WHAT, WHAT!? Isn't the Knicks or somebody playing basketball!!!!!???? WHAT!? 

  • she cheated on him in less then a weeek

  • @hghost08 Good observation.

  • 2 people didn't get to go to the zoo.

  • ummm let me wash my hands lmfao!

  • 5:02 to 5:12 LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • 5:02 to 5:12 LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • 5:02 to 5:12 LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • LMAO "right back in the club looking for another m__fucaaa . . .so mad at the dance . . . LLaB 

  • 5:07...i should crack ya motherfuck'n 4head(lmao)

  • do you remember when i ask u to spend time with me to spend time with me to spend time with me well somebody else got ya time

  • i think u betta sit down *looks around* FUCK I GOT TA SIT DOWN FO???!!!

  • and imma tell you anotha muhfkinn thing.........................­..I should crack yo muhhfkin foehead... I should crack yo MUTHAFKINNN foeeeeheaddd, just fo DISRESPECTIN ME, I SHOULD CRACK YO SHIT!!

  • Thats wat women say.. as soon as we walk away. AHHHH ! rotf

  • i know bout dat shit dat shit true

  • some people these days can see that there is a good person when they have them

  • camel foot

  • what martin lawrence did is EXACTLY how my moms ex-boyfriend was

  • @bigddagenius what did she do

  • 2 dislikes=2 hollow tips

  • what wHAT LMAO

  • @edwardforever1267 u c his face lmaoooo

  • He had me with that line....lol

  • #LOL

  • remember wen i ask u to spend time with me to spend time with me well somebody else got yo time lmao one of the best parts

  • this is funny

  • What a great actor and comedian. LOVE MARTIN

  • That was a beast pickup line..lol STOLE IT!!

  • "Sorry! I told Craig and dem dat i was gonna kick it wit dem! Gotta go! See u wen i see u!"

  • omg tha crazy dranged character tha same person who was beating off on tha masturbation scene lmfao.

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  • lmao

  • bitch went crazy, im sayin trippin lik a maaaa fucka, but im koo, u kno Lmao 3:57 - 5:10 i've broken up like that many times

  • @and5901 that part was funny as hell

  • " umm...let me wash my hands 1st" LOL

  • Lol- ya ya ya Yo

    Lmao- I kno yhu wudd but i gotta go see yhu wen i see yhu

  • i should crack Yhuu in Yo Mother Fucken Forehead Lmaoooo; Ily ! Martin.

  • YES MY PART!!!! OMG..

  • MARTIN IS THE MAN!!!!! LMAO

  • Just beautiful!!

  • my fav. comedian....Martin Lawrence

  • Mine 2.

  • @rashonwms10 Mine 2 haha

  • LMFAO 1:30

  • LMAO@ "I just wanted knw if you wanted to go to the zoo" LMAO!!!!

  • LOL- Somebody else got yo time.

    LMAO- I shud crack yo muhfuckin fohead.

    LMFAO-Zoo?!? Zoo yo ass on away from here muhfucka!

  • one hilarious guy

  • laying here watching andy griffin

    hahaha

  • hi excuze me how u ladys doin um hahha this is kinda emberasin kuz i dont usualy do this but i was going to head out the club and i looked ova here and BAMMMM!!!! Beauty hit me and um i juz wanna drop a card off with u and if u dnt have a man i hope u kan use that numba (sorry layds 2 interupt) u as lovely as u wanna be bibi lol dis nigga funny

  • "Do You Wanna Go 2 The Zoo? Zoo? Zoo Yo Ass Away From Here!" Lmao

  • i just wanna know if you wante to go to the zoo lmao

  • OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG too funny

  • FUNNY ASS MARTIN!!!!! LMAO

  • you never have nob tiimme for me. lol

  • "Isnt the Knicks or somebody playin basketball WHAT?????????" LMAO

  • "You need to go home and spend some muhfuckin time with yo lady!"

  • i should crack yo mutha fuckin head!!!!yean maddd is ya

  • "You ain't got no money for no beer muhfucka!" LMAO!!!

  • "I wasn't doin nuthin, just laying here watching Andy Griffen...let me wash my hands..." HA HA LOL that shit is funny

  • HE SO FUNNY!! I LUV HIM!!!!!!!

  • "...yeah, bitch went crazy you know what im sayin... trippin like a muh fucka but im COOL!". Man, that shit had me rollin! Classic Martin!

  • @ 5:35 ahahahahahaha

  • "zoo? Zoo yo ass on away from here muhafukka"!!...

  • FUCK I got to sit down fah?!?

    LOL!!!!

    And the dance at 6:19!!!

  • Whatchu readin'?

    Nothin'...good book...Waiting to Exhale.

    XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXDXD!

    Somebody else got your time.LOLOLOL!

  • lmao. i should crack ya muthafuckin forehead

  • qaulity time with me

  • wha what what!!!lol

  • HAHAHAHAHA HE THE BEST CRAZY DERANGED

  • CRAZY? DARANGRED?!

  • this is my fav stand up...

  • lmaoo. "see thiss is why the fuck i dont comee homee" lol

    - what typee of shxt is that.

  • i should crack your forehead

  • KRAZY DERANGED MOTHER FUCKER

    LOL

  • this shit is so funny but too fuckin real!

  • "I just wanted to know if you wanted to go to the Zoo?"

  • i should crack yo mau fuckin fohead

  • he's so crazy deranged

  • he so crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyy­yyyyyyyy

  • da fuk i gt ta sit down fo?? lmao..

  • Soory - I had told Criag N them imma kick it with them

  • mann i 4got how funny martin was lol.... this his best stand up

  • "well somebody else got your time" - this line killed it all for the win :D

  • "i was just laying here watching andy griffith. So uh letme wash my hands..." lol p.s. when he speaks for the girl it sounds like the way tisha cambell was on MARTIN.

  • hella yeh.

  • i shud crack yo muh fuccin fo head...i kno u wud but i gotta go see ya whe i see youuuu

  • trippin like ah muhfucka buh im COOL ! lol dis dude is shell !

  • hell yeah... that line is the funniest shit ever! "trippin like ah muhfucka buh im COOL!"

  • KRAZY....DERANGED...LOL

  • WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?..Isn't the Knicks or somebody playin basketball? WHAT? That face he made at 5:45 had me rollin!!!

  • i no dis is soooooooo jokes.......zoo your ass away from here lol

  • DIS SHIT TO FUNNY

  • gtg see u when i see u

  • the dialing sound he made cracked me up !

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