The Room - "Hi, Mark."

[PufuletiSiBenzina]

And the academy award goes to....

[BassHeadsProduction]

people are very strange these days.

[abenoit722]

Oblivion dialogue.

[Gabby5471]

that bottle deserves an oscar

[nizhdar]

I did not hit her dont even ask lmfah he just asked.

[Metaltherebel92]

It`s impossible, and might even be dangerous to think about what Tommy was on when making this movie.

[Moeknowsbest]

...he's thinking about the fastest way to jump off the roof.

[cgsilverscreen2020]

I am laughing at the description.

[wyzszedobro]

i did naaat!

[slowbloodmusic]

AHHHDEHDKNOT

[Nragemachine]

Ohai Mark! :D

[baijoiner1]

1st time i saw this video i thought he was playing a retarded person

[jackolas2007]

So the captions think he said "but did not hit her it's not room should i did not hitting our did not ... twelve hundred" ?? :P

[GuacamoleKun]

Wow, I've seen better acting from extras on the scifi channel.

(Excuse me, "syfy".)

[makgirling]

Every time Tommy says "Oh hi Mark", I'm honored because my real life name is actually Mark.

[MrChristopherCourage]

"Oh hai Mark!"

[LaughingUltros]

Anyway how's your sex life?

[DoomSprite236]

I DID NAAHHT.

[theianography]

0:05 cracks me up.

[STOPtheHORROR]

I can watch this all day long.

[aristarhos2]

I HAVE A PROBE FLEM OFF LEE SACK. SHE SAID THAT I HEAD HER.

[AICabal]

Holy shit that bottle really felt the moment and gave it's all in this scene.

[ballebanan]

They should put Tommy and Arnold in a movie together.

I did naaaht hidt her!  IT'S NAAHT A TOOMAH!

[jasonvoorhees2019]

the room isnt technically horror. Its bullshit. Its NAAAAGHT!!! Oh hi Tommy Wiseau's ass...

[therapist034]

"aydidnathither, itsnauttrue, eatsbowlsheet aydidnathither...aydidnaaat...­oh hi mark!"

[KuroBlackSavior]

ohai mark :yaoming:

[g8le]

@KuroBlackSavior

You sorcerer.. How did you do that?

[KuroBlackSavior]

@g8le :notgivingafuq:

[BeefiestName]

I heard the bottle did all of its own stunts.

[chicopapass]

@BeefiestName cause its a stunt to just be in this movie

[pew1337pew]

@BeefiestName no its not true dont even ask

[Chuektor]

was this guy completely high during the whole filming of this movie?

[2wingo]

@Chuektor Nope. That's just Tommy Wiseau in his day-to-day life.

[misseternal777]

Thumbs up if Nostalgia Critic led you here.

[misseternal777]

Ohai viewuuurs.

[astronautagogo]

And Kenny Loggins as....'Mark'

[nickjujitsu]

'YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA! Oh hi mark, how is your sex life?'

[bojanks15]

ya i do know mark

[Junsumoto]

OSCAR NOMINATIONS FOR BEST ACTOR OF THE ROOM:

The Door

The Bottle

The Football

The Chairs.

VOTE FOR WHO YOU THINK SHOULD WIN!

[tricksterhuaun]

@Junsumoto I can't belive in this, you forgot the The Doggie, how dare you!!!!

[Chariloe]

@Junsumoto The Door, all the way.

[Metaltherebel92]

@Junsumoto Don`t forget doggie

[Manschaft13Legend]

I did not dislike this it's not true its bullshit i did not dislike this .. i did Naaaht

Oh hi YouTube.

[omid11]

ah you stole my idea! XDDD

[TheMagicalBacon]

OH MY GOD!!! THAT POOR WATER BOTTLE!!!

[SuperWing0]

so hows your sex life

[2wingo]

I think the reason the performances suck so much is that Tommy Wiseau is a vampire and honestly cannot fucking remember what emotions they're supposed to be emulating.

[KruszO]

This is on my christmas list...

[Tralman1965]

He's a wild and crazy guy!

[spartan1010101]

he sounds like a generic foreigner xD my dad would talk like that if he knew enough english :P

[Dexterprog]

"Budget: $6,000,000 (estimated) " HAHA

[ERoseyxP92]

I did not pepper, it is mushroom, it is bowl of soup, I did not pepper, I did noctwurse. Oh, hi, Marcaroni.

[wespolly]

The door won the Golden Globe for best actor.

The phone was also nominated for it.

[Advent3546]

0:01-0:09------"THE NIRVANA OF BAD ACTING!!" YOU HAVE REACHED ENLIGHTENMENT!!!

------BY GOD WAS THAT BAD!

[stateofmind91]

I DEED NAHHT

[BassMusicUK]

Keep pressing 5 to make him please himself

[ERoseyxP92]

@BassMusicUK No, 3!

[dfghj241]

HE WAS THINKING OF WTF HE JUST SAW

[TheK154321]

press 4 for the inevitable

[creativeinsult]

lol 3.2 on imdb. what odd writing and direction, doesn't even matter the genre or premise :P

[Kevin01SH]

keep pressing 3

NAHT

[CFkimahri]

ah have a prahbum wif leesah. shu sed dat ah hid hur.

He did naaaaht

[perun1nj]

my god, every camera angle change of this movie has a mistake...

[marioandluigi85]

I did not dislike this! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not dislike this! I DID NAWT! Oh hai trashwire

[Interioroutbreak69]

aren;t you supposed to say Hi before you talk to people?

[MrPike9416]

i love this so much, best acting ever

[elenatiedinknots]

i did naahhtt...

[pythonman7]

I did not hit hur, I did naht XD...

ohai mark

[crabroast21]

Keanu Reeves Sees this as a challenge xD

[seba1298]

Press 1 to hear "Hitler" :D

[fierothehedgehog]

That water bottle deserves a grammy for it's amazing performance.

[KruszO]

0:18 - Mark picks his nose, next frame his hand rests on the chair.

[OhHaiBackup]

This movie inspried my username 

[ASHJBKH2]

Usually I cringe when I see bad acting, but I honestly don't know how to react to this. It's not worth a laugh really is it? LMAO

[MrRegalLegal]

The Bottle won best actor

[Funnerism]

@MrRegalLegal And the chairs won Oscars for best supporting actors

[DahPurpleHippo]

@Funnerism Because they SUPPORTED their weight!

badum tsst!

[XanderFieable]

@MrRegalLegal the football won best supporting actor

[ImperialGuard9001]

@MrRegalLegal The footbal ball won the secondary best actor.

[amosthree]

@MrRegalLegal

I don't know, the ball on his lap was believable

[dexito]

@MrRegalLegal LOL

[Megahdork1]

@MrRegalLegal Oh, that's too bad, I thougt the football outshined the bottles performance in this movie

[r0se91]

i wonder what mark was thinking. . ??

[anotherdumbvideo]

Hello I am Tommy Wiseau and I am your computers default voice

[metaldudeupnorth]

So he's from Ohio... ok sorry I just had to

[JohnMaynes213]

A children's tv movie is better acted and written then this shit.

[DominationVideos]

I DON'T GET IT. DID HE HIT HER?

[cactuspiss1]

@DominationVideos

HE DID NAAHT

[MahBoi22]

O Hai Mahk!

[Gregiorp]

My god did anybody watch this movie while it was being made?

[RandomersProduction1]

"I'm just sitting up here thinking, you know"

As you do.

[yujinwu]

HAi GIRLZ!

*twitch*

[BuritoPlaysMineCraft]

editzp sent me...

[bakugancollecterZ]

Press 2 for "shit"

[xXTHEBRANDINIXx]

press 3

[smokejc]

I DID NAT HIT HURR

[Parstices]

Hi doggie.

[Stranglehold432]

I like how he gets out of the shed. Who knows how long he's been there.

[xxIreneCaffeine]

@Stranglehold432 During the actual filming of this movie, he slammed his head on that doorway and knocked himself to the pavement like 3 times. I wish I were making this up. (No I don't, it's fucking hilarious.)

[wabdih]

@Stranglehold432 you have the top comment on both of the roof scene videos lol

[AssimilateThis85]

@Stranglehold432 I believe that 's the stairway to the roof they're on...not a shed. Honestly though, does it really matter what it is in this movie?

[CamBlack92]

@Stranglehold432 thats a stair case to the roof.

[VerendumProductions]

@Stranglehold432 I've pondered this for some time, actually. It appears that they were trying to pass it off as the entrance to the roof. The actual roof looks fake at times, and I think I detect a slight green glow around the actors' heads. I think they have a fake rooftop composited onto a city view, so they made a shed so it would appear legit.

[Chayraz2]

The bottle was the best actor in this movie.

[XombieLejon66]

I think my IQ just dropped.

[Mrtwoface161]

Where in the hell is T.W from ? That accent is untraceable

[KruszO]

Mark - "well I'm just sitting up here thinking you know... how did I go from Patch Adams to this?"

[TheGaffa99]

o hai Mark

[FlamingMeatballProd]

Tommy Wiseau makes the football and the water bottle look like the best actors in the world.

[TheGDleadcharles]

hilarious

[xNukeUx]

pure Shakespeare.

[MrToon006]

Nostalgia Critic brought me here.

[froggies1998]

i did not hit her its not true its bullshit! i did not hit her i did NOT!

[KeNaNZaFeR1989]

whos "Flisa" ? xD

[earthboundisawesome]

Why doesn't he open his eyes?

[aubba]

press 3

[virusalert996]

So how's your sex life.

[Branimations]

I did not hit her it's not true it's bullshit I did not hit her I did nawwwt.

[bbbeaubrynes]

Just chillin' on the roof with a football bro.

[zalliwa]

wow that was amazing!

[TheKillroyCo]

O HAI MARK

[MegaMaverick1994]

Oscar worthy acting from that waterbottle

[TheZacula]

@MegaMaverick1994 SOMEONE in the scene had to act.

[kissthestar189]

Tommy's trousers look like they have been cut up on the knees and stuck back on

[tipsycat27]

The ONLY way that guy actually got a part in this stupid film is because he's the Director and writer. LOL. I bet all those actors were dying to take the piss out of him but couldn't or else they'd get fired aha..

[DamnedTheMan3]

@tipsycat27 Actually the guy playing Peter was so angry with the script and the directing that he quit half way through..

[tipsycat27]

@DamnedTheMan3 this makes me lol.

[Bartreligion]

@tipsycat27 They did and they got

[BSReflux24]

Why is the bed intruder song up next...?

[Rennonz]

ai dina hihö ishna tru ishbushi aidina hihö aidinaat

[TheAerochick13]

What is that accent?!

[illegitnumber2]

Press 6 for Tommy's gas problems

[avrilfantasyrin]

i don't get it o_O, is he talking to himself at the beginning ? 

[oatleyaintshire]

@avrilfantasyrin

yes, are you an idiot?

[avrilfantasyrin]

@oatleyaintshire i'm just confused, good sir =3=

[FashTurbo]

3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ....6?

[LinKeloStories]

@FashTurbo LOL.

[metemi]

i did Naaat!! hit her

[linken23]

as the nostalgia critic once said, "that is the worst piece of acting that has ever been put on film"

[type87randomXD]

@linken23 He is crazy, this is indeed, the greatest film acting (On all seriousness, avatar fucking sucked.)

[Nchubbz]

press 4 for Vagina

[NinjaPirate77]

Press 2 to hear Tommy Wiseau say "shit".

[ShinobiGarth]

Tommy Wiseau made a critical mistake in this scene that wasnt caught in post production. he forgot to ask Mark about his sex life.

[nath909]

the real life story of edward scissor hands...'s even more retarded twin.

[TehSmilingDog]

I did naaaht

[pa3888]

@TehSmilingDog trolololololololololololol



[MegaMaverick1994]

DONT LIE YOU DID HIT HER YOU SICK BASTERD!!

[Spuntikable]

FUUUUCK this sucks. The book is actually pretty good. The movie focuses on the parts that matter the least.

[Pwells1]

@Spuntikable There's a BOOK too!?!?!?????

[IFapToGayPorn]

@Pwells1 A crappy fan-made novelisation

[xTheStrangeCarrotx]

"I did naaat!" xD

[kattowitz4]

Keep pressing 2 for "cheep cheep cheep chepp"

[palidan99]

I did naaught!

[metemi]

I did Naaaahht! !!!!!  Oh Hi Mark...

[FaustTeufel]

Boom, headshot !

[tintor2]

Guys, you are going to destroy Tommy. He is very sensitive.

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

Lisa deserves an award for not bursting out laughing when Wiseau delivered the "tearing me apart" line.

[MageApocolyptia]

The water bottle deserves an Oscar

[DJnickbeta]

"Well I was just sitting up here playing with my dick until I heard you coming up the stairs, so that's why I'm holding this football.

[inferno232]

OH HAI MARK

[nangle12349]

press 2for cheetah

[vanilliiceman]

Press 4 repeatly and it says vagina :)

[MundyArtStudio]

This film is a masterpiece of crap, it's like every line of dialogue in the entire film is totally wrong and utterly hilarious

[NITR0GH0ST]

press 6 to fondle the best supporting actor (football

[Mittiyo]

press 3 for NAUGHT!

[TheAnonymousGod]

what a story mark

[Devilsblood]

I did NOOOT!

[Crazyjon500]

HE DID KNOT!

[CynicalChemistry]

Press five repeatedly for jerking off motion lmao

[TheSt0neCold]

Press 9 for WHO GIVES A SHIT???

[ResistanceofLove]

I did NAAAAHT

[electguitarz]

The guy who played mark is in Miranda Lambert's White Liar music video, LOL.