The problem isnt just those crossing the street: the horrid drivers on army bases everywhere are to blame as well. So, with both sides of the problem not caring/paying attention, people will be run over inevitably.
I'm the one who did this song in my can in Iraq, but I didn't expect anybody to put it on youtube. I'm glad you all like it. It's nice to know that I didn't embarass myself needlessly as I was belting out those high notes repeatedly trying to get them right as my neighbors tried to sleep.
"Florescent Army Guard(FAG) Belt. And the Army wonders why the other branches think they are full of retards. they can't even look both ways before crossing the street. The dumbasses are like deer. They see those headlights, get confused and run right for them. Hell if they were any smarter they would have joined the Navy. Go Navy, continue beating Army"
^^^^^^ your something special only a pile of seaman would say such a thing...must be nice being 1000 miles from the fight.
Florescent Army Guard(FAG) Belt. And the Army wonders why the other branches think they are full of retards. they can't even look both ways before crossing the street. The dumbasses are like deer. They see those headlights, get confused and run right for them. Hell if they were any smarter they would have joined the Navy. Go Navy, continue beating Army
Private Joker, do you believe in the genuis of reflective belts?
Sir, no, sir!
Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!
Sir, the private said "no, sir," sir!
Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!
[slaps Joker]
You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the reflector belt, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the reflective belt, don't ya?
Sir, no, sir! This video points out why the belt is Bullshit, sir!
Agreed, we have to wear the damned things during the day. I can understand wearing them at night, or during inclement weather if you work in a high traffic or industrial area. Hell, I've seen our commander write people up for not having it on in the day, at a stateside base. I totally disagree with making soldiers wear them who are deployed to a combat zone.
Wow! This vid says what we ALL were saying in Iraq. Funny as hell. I hope this is placed strategically in PowerPoint presentations all over the Pentagon.
The problem isnt just those crossing the street: the horrid drivers on army bases everywhere are to blame as well. So, with both sides of the problem not caring/paying attention, people will be run over inevitably.
bobhealy 1 month ago
i have a small one for my legs u seen those army wife's drive at night,lol
MTNGEARKING 1 month ago
LOL.
chocosquee 2 months ago
As anybody else in the military knows, this....unfortunately....is true. Thumbs up for the humor.
maxstatic 2 months ago
"TAKE NO PRISONERS" oh man, tht totally killed me
RBLAXGOALIE 2 months ago
LMAO!!!
txstang84 8 months ago
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Come and get SOME!!!
F22coleman 9 months ago
I'm the one who did this song in my can in Iraq, but I didn't expect anybody to put it on youtube. I'm glad you all like it. It's nice to know that I didn't embarass myself needlessly as I was belting out those high notes repeatedly trying to get them right as my neighbors tried to sleep.
InvincibleHalfback 10 months ago 4
LOL... oh man! Too many good memories....
I damn near died wearing one!
Semper Fi
WayWickedRetarded 10 months ago
"Florescent Army Guard(FAG) Belt. And the Army wonders why the other branches think they are full of retards. they can't even look both ways before crossing the street. The dumbasses are like deer. They see those headlights, get confused and run right for them. Hell if they were any smarter they would have joined the Navy. Go Navy, continue beating Army"
^^^^^^ your something special only a pile of seaman would say such a thing...must be nice being 1000 miles from the fight.
xmato77x 10 months ago
We all were them.
garrettownsirl 2 months ago
Florescent Army Guard(FAG) Belt. And the Army wonders why the other branches think they are full of retards. they can't even look both ways before crossing the street. The dumbasses are like deer. They see those headlights, get confused and run right for them. Hell if they were any smarter they would have joined the Navy. Go Navy, continue beating Army
icpwelder 11 months ago
The motard strap as we call in our unit, we don't use those things only during pft's
StangThang07 11 months ago
It's all fun and games til you get hit cause you aren't wearing your belt.... SMH. Damn shame.
KoKoP3bbl3z 11 months ago
Private Joker, do you believe in the genuis of reflective belts?
Sir, no, sir!
Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!
Sir, the private said "no, sir," sir!
Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!
[slaps Joker]
You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the reflector belt, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the reflective belt, don't ya?
Sir, no, sir! This video points out why the belt is Bullshit, sir!
uckosa 11 months ago
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uckosa 11 months ago
No shit, right. When they first started issuing the iron on stuff, I made crosshairs with range and windage marks.
cmblake6 11 months ago
Two Sergeants Major don't like this video.
Yukon5G 11 months ago 33
@Yukon5G cause your a fagget
MrBleich 10 months ago
Fucking EPIC!!!
Heishirosuke 11 months ago
Totally true and totally awesome!!
Dad2Sydney 1 year ago
cracking the fuck up, amazing!
southerngrown2001 1 year ago
pppppppp you cant wear it like a sash at the chow hall, you better put it around your waist, they wont allow sash wearer to sashay in there.
teknowil 1 year ago
that is as funny as hell!!! and I have a pink reflective belt to go along with my ABUs...so cute!!
duffer9904 1 year ago
lmfao i love this video... make more..
NOD666 1 year ago
although you have spent many years in the field trained to be neither seen nor heard.
briansum19 1 year ago
Too true.
uncarvedwarrior 1 year ago
Agreed, we have to wear the damned things during the day. I can understand wearing them at night, or during inclement weather if you work in a high traffic or industrial area. Hell, I've seen our commander write people up for not having it on in the day, at a stateside base. I totally disagree with making soldiers wear them who are deployed to a combat zone.
jmfdizog 1 year ago 8
Wow! This vid says what we ALL were saying in Iraq. Funny as hell. I hope this is placed strategically in PowerPoint presentations all over the Pentagon.
james22554 2 years ago 2
Love it.
Houtaku 2 years ago