the vlog from hell ~ rhode island

[TheEdgeOfGlory13]

Seriosuly..if i saw you in person i'd DIE!

[DudeiiWearBras]

I need need to make money off the fucking google ads! lmaoo

[samiam12ful]

Ur mean and funny at the same time

[TheEdgeOfGlory13]

JESSY YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU!!

[tera2136]

Cool your jets woman!! I'm subscribing to all of your stuff and sending it to my friends. I love ya jess lol. Don't worry, your gonna make it sooo big, I know it! You cheer me up whenever I have a bad day. Thank u so much.

[GuardinAngelSarah]

CArol?

Wanna know whats funny? I go to a school named Carol. :) Maybe Carol High used to be Carol's High school back in the days?

[randomboyy]

i sub'd xD

[JaroOnInternet]

'' Jerking off MOLLESTING SPONGEBOB''! Whaha that made me laugh.

And its hard to get ''famous'' on youtube you got that right..

[cortandbilly1]

I think you are one of the funniest people ever, this is my FAVORITE video!

[SexyDarkSkin3000]

you need more exposer from the famous ppl on youtube :P,...i sub

[SeanandChelsea]

Subscribed, now stfu up for christ sake. :P

[SuruhMc]

I sooooo want to meet you! haha!

Finally a chick who isn't afraid to get crazy!!

[jannnikah]

sended to all my friends!! :3

[uthinkucandraw]

Hey Jessy.. I have about 3,000 friends on facebook and I've been posting your videos as my status for about 1 week. ALL OF MY FRIENDS LOVE YOU!

I ALWAYS MAKE SURE THEY SUBSCRIBE!

I LOVE YOU!

[corebug88]

IM FROM CINCINNATI HAHA

[Dablid77]

Subscribed and sent to friends! :)

[sheldonshel]

I SUBSCRIBED!!!, I LOVE YOUR COMEDY!

[RaChel8aNni]

i wuv wu jwessy

[destinyDOLLable]

i dont understand y ppl dont find u funny ur freakin hilarious love the campfire blanket and i clicked 23 on the fuckin google ads

[ellopoppet54]

i had to do a scavenger hunt in walmart, and we had to find a guy named john. i thought of you right away and started calling the name john right away in a concerned sad voice. i then proceeded to tell my friends about carol, of course :)

-3

......carol...?

[CheckYourHeadTV]

i have subscribed! im teling all my friends about you. keep making youtube videos there great.

[MeRsSsXoXo]

LOL, LMAO.. haha, u r srsly funny! shane dawson shared a video of u! XOxo___

[P.S i suscribed, plz dont kill me :D]

[ItsMEAndrewwerdnA]

Imma start runnin around shouting Carol... and blame shit on her too

[rikuamaru]

i subbed can you sub back????????????

[rikuamaru]

Omg awesome!!!!!!!!

[agentlsk]

Sub from me haha XD

[DarkArgent101]

lmfao RHODE ISLAND FTW!!!!!

[mnty0811]

theyre blue sharks not whales get your snacks right bitch ;)

[nikeeweston]

you remind me of Dawn French who is AWESOME, and i have just discovered you, wow you are funny..

[dogincat12]

CAROL

[dogincat12]

subbed

[ohxmyxsirius]

You should make a fake audition tape for Jersey Shore.

[KOOLAIDMAN1991]

LMFAO 

[PowerRangerAdam]

Gurl. I just wanted to let you know I subscribed to you after one video (and it wasn't even this one). You are great and I hope the TV gets off the ground! If you are ever in Oklahoma, I'd glady come see it! Keep it up! :]

(Sorry to hear about the hotel. But hey, lying in bed bugs is probably better than lying in someone else's herpes.)

[DrunkBunny]

I subscribed. Where's my free Cracker Barrel cheese?

[LosingWeightIsABitch]

i wouldn't have stayed in that nasty bed,,,ew

[gielchinsky954]

google - google - gooo ;

)

[TheItalianTrashman]

very very funny!!

[teenylou]

i love this viedo jessy! your fucking halarious

[l1ttlebit]

red rocket lol

[damienbp]

I don't like that Carol. I think she's big trouble.

[eeedel]

I clicked that "retro gamer" ad 10 times just for you, babe.

[hurbaga]

DORITOS

[hotuticaboy13869]

you should totally perform at either soaring eagle casino/resort or caesars hotel/casino in windsor canada... cuz i would come and see u... :)

[973allday]

funny stuff

[monkola]

OK, OK you crack me up and you're funny and all that and I subscribed already. Jeeesh what a whiner. Now go be funny and let this fat slob in michigan sit on his ass and laugh. Damn, good thing you are more funny than you are annoying. But it's THIS close so watch it. Kisses.

[valjegar]

you are too much.....I'm lovin it!!!

[Cupper22]

"I appreciate your support but I don't wanna get murdered".. lmao! and the whole scratching yourself with a rake and a clothes hanger cracked me the hell up! P.S. I am standing outside your window right now with a chicken and crying! LOL

[jazzsax357]

Cheese doesn't help. Bacon does.

[Decheat]

your killin' me smalls! I promise I wont leave you for poop....and no more chickens...I SWEAR!

[betterthaneverme]

I'm worried about Carol. It's not like her to leave leftovers...specially the blue whales. Those are her favorites.

[Valbuenium]

are they blue sharks or blue whales??!

[kelleyfunnylady]

Carol didnt pay her share of the cable bill so I kickd her out. you have to go find her Jess. She will be there soon.

[Guitarrassdeamor]

Carol..who's carol.

[rainyday1100]

You ROck

[Sondance]

Who the hell is Carol?

[Valbuenium]

carol is CAROL

and if u don't SUBSCRIBE then you won't EVER KNOW

[Sondance]

I've SUBSCRIBE a long time ago to this channel and the old one.

[Valbuenium]

now it's ur job to spread the videos!!! :D

[kevinconn]

Awesome as always.

[KellieLaura2Square]

No Jessy, they're blue dolphins, not blue whales! But I'll subscribe with the other accounts that I share! I'll also invite all my friends, and Tweet about your channel, and post a link to your channel on my Facebook status! You really need more...

[TheJessyKShow]

@KellieLaura2Square I love you, I think they are blue sharks...lol

[Jefferrey1]

I send all my friends your videos every time a new one comes out, you're awesome!

I'll make sure they subscribe

[TheJessyKShow]

@Jefferrey1 you're awesome

[DeweyTeeVee]

What a horrible nightmare you were having, Jessy! I've subscribed. I'll kill anyone who hasn't.

[TheJessyKShow]

@DeweyTeeVee Ha!

[Valbuenium]

WE LOVE YOU JESSY!

and lmao at the weird commentators XD

[TheJessyKShow]

@Valbuenium I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

[TherealKyleG]

Loved that I could be a part of your video .... You go girl!!!!!!!!

[TheJessyKShow]

@TherealKyleG LOVED HAVING YOU IN IT!!!

[kiddsock]

I am Subscribed! oh yeah 5 Stars for grumpy grump! Gotta love nalts! LOL

Keep on YouTubin!

[TheJessyKShow]

@kiddsock XOXO

[kiddsock]

@TheJessyKShow

Hey! Can I get more Kisses! I want ur Big Hot Lips against my pale Cottony goodness!! LOL

Keep on YouTubin!

[BoatonSea]

Sure, I'll plug you on my facebook lady :) You deserve it! You need the Bigtimes!

[Cinnamonthunder1234]

omg i love your videos..dont worry ull get more subscribers and ur right u do deserve more...your very talented.. there is not one video where i dont laugh my butt off..ur amazing and be happier ok have a blessed day <3

[lavostramamma]

ive been subscribed since ever! i rated 5 stars. this is amazing.

[usmcgal84]

i love you!! if you ever come to texas i WILL be at your show and will laugh loudly!! your hilariouss! muahh!

[lucki08str]

just to let you know, me and you have the same taste in munchies :)

[malewa17]

Jessica Your fucking sexy! I want to have romance explosion on ur belly button. Then have spongebob lick it up!!! While u jerk is nose. And then spit spit it in my mouth...lol..jk

i want ur ugly i want ur diease.

xoxo check out my videos

[TheMostWantedR1]

Are you gonna do a live show in Houston any time in the near future?

[peekoispet]

LOL i love the beginging were theres all the junk food on ur bed XD

[marniespeaks]

try boobs in your thumbnails and sleep in the tub

social worker?

what were you thinking?

[TomKellyShow]

5 Stars. Love The Tom Kelly Show Starring Thomas J. Kelly

[ace77man]

you so funny :)

Peace, ace77man

[MacbookJesse]

When I subscribed I wondered why you only had like 1500 subs. Your amazing! I subed when I saw you on Nalt's video. Like immediately. Like, ya.

[00Yahiko]

You know, you could just sleep on the floor, or in your car, or even on a bus and you'd be fine...

[MUAinTheMaking]

"there's couple of people that I'm afraid I'll find standing outside of my house with a chicken, crying." TOO funny. I've subbed & shared ur videos via YouTube &Twitter. I know how frustrating it can be. I've been on since last May and still don't have 2000 subs. Have you considered "promoting" some of your videos? You pay per click, but many of the biggies had to "go there" to get there videos discovered amongst the crowd. You have the talent, that's for sure. :) Lemme go get my chicken.

[redstripe29]

i'll send some links around!!

[Astray89]

Lol lmao you're the funniest comedian!

I subscribed awhile ago :]

[crazydude151]

Waht the hell????? i subscribed. you have loads subscriberzzz ..... Ok... jesus thats enough.....This video is kinda pointless... Sorry. But it is. If you dont like the bed then move.

[xraeptiem]

I'll take those sour patches. :)

[ShadowOfTheCookie]

Shes Faking it so that you would feel bad..

and go to subscribe!

[jupzchris]

just making videos wont get you subscribers ...put some marketing behind your channel and you will be fine. Network with other people like you did with nalts.

[ohhsosweetxvb]

I subscribed, the first video i saw i subscribed. :)

[TweadleDeda]

I'm Already Subscribed :)

[0815tobey]

I have ad blocker ;-)

muahahah

[CS5n531]

nice job at RWU!

[gd4r2v2kmv]

ive subscribed and i sent your channel to a few people but if you hang out more with nalts then that will help! and you're quite funny....

[vv7]

And I subbed you!!!! I really really did!!! I fucking promise!!! :PPPPP

[vv7]

Very funny!! =)

[mrssarahstrong]

Im an overweight stay at home mom who had a hysterectomy last week and I am laying in bed watching your video which made me laugh which in turn hurt my abdomen and it's not ok because it messed up my ability to eat the symphony bar that is lying next to me. Anyway, I already subscribed. What more do you want me to do? Rip my stitches out for you? ;)

[byounghusband]

agreed you need to put tags on your video,at least your name for instance lol. great video

[Cupper22]

I can't tell if your being serious or not but if you are... you need to add some good tags (after your description) and a good title to your video. Also use annotations to remind ppl to rate, comment and subscribe.. Embed you videos on facebook and myspace, get a twitter and get involved in all the social networking shit...I think you are very talented and I love watching your videos! I wish I had half the balls you had and could do the hilarious shit you do!

[llTomlll]

I've send all of your videos to my friends - but I'll send more out to more people now. I love your style an unbelievable amount... it's exactly my humour.

Anyway, sending your videos out now - facebook all the way.

Also - DO MORE WORK WITH NALTS. Then you'll get LOADS of subscribers - seriously. I didn't know you existed before him... DO IT and get mentions.

(L)

[zooropa1967]

For the love of God people if you are watching this video PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO HER!!! :)

[thereal87]

I say we start a letter campaign to get you a partnership! Everyone write YouTube telling them to giver TheJessyShow partnership status now!

[thejaredboyce]

"what do you think Im doing this for my health!" HA fuckin cracker barrel... "that was a peice of cheese" hahahaha jerk off a dog! OMG your on a roll LMAO. You should dress up as snookie and fist pump the shit outta carol! Soon enough youll be gettin paid...

[0justBETHANY]

i appreciate you and i will reload this video multiple times to get more ads to come up ;)

[KWarren7]

Blue whales? Those are blue sharks!

[crazyjonhilton]

my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship

[0justBETHANY]

i'm sooo suorry they didn't laugh at you. they are soooo NOT COOL! UGH!

[johee626]

lol arent you getting money out of views???