Electronic Picture Diaries - When Autocorrect Ruins Your Relationship

[TheCharliexox]

Dear Timmy,

you have to tell her how swell she looks and compare her to a flower of something else thats beautiful! Compliment her and be gentlemenly, don't forget to not over do it or she'll think your creepy.

Good Luck,

Charlotte

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[gruntnick]

Dear Timmy,.

Seeing Alice is almost 23, she has a clue that you want to have anal sex. She would say "swell Timmy" and you could bounce up and down the muddy road until she learned her french lesson. Don't forget to tell her how nice and tight her sphincter is! Always pay the girl a compliment before you pull out (of the drive in theater that is!)

Neat-O Timmy! Have a bangin time!

Mr. Haskal

[gruntnick]

Dear Timmy,.

Seeing Alice is almost 23, she has a clue that you want to have anal sex. She would say "swell Timmy" and you could bounce up and down the muddy road until she learned her french lesson. Don't forget to tell her how nice and tight her sphincter is! Always pay the girl a compliment before you pull out (of the drive in theater that is!)

Neat-O Timmy! Have a bangin time!

Mr. Haskal

[jazzbebeya]

Timmy- just tell her you miss her or have been thinking of her- BTW- listen to James Ingrams song Find one Hundred Ways... it's the playbook on LOVE for how a lady likes to be treated by her man... no wait... you're STUCK in the 1950's so you CAN"T listen to James Ingram or Bary White... golly gee Whitakers- I dunno what to tell ya! The closest thing y'all have to James Ingram or Barry White would be Nat King Cole or just listen to the 1950's hit FEVER with her- that outta HEAT things UP a lil!

[Lark919]

Dear Timmy,

If you stop thinking about how to please Alice and instead on how to please yourself, your messages will show that you lead an exciting life that includes more than just Alice. She'll see that you're a multi-dimensional person that enjoys many facets of life. Next time she textual messages you, "How has your day been," don't give a dull response. Do fun things so you can truthfully answer the question with a fun answer.