Kasparov interrupted by flying Penis Helicopter

[Ismailikov]

Look how fervently the guy at 0:27 follows the dick with his camera. lol.

[TheDannybravo]

Its a bird! Its a plane! Oh nope its just a flying Penis

[kckdude2]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[TheMaximumTroll]

Penis Cocter ready for deployment.

[aserath01]

Someone should do that when Pres. Obama makes a speech.

[factsonlyplease1]

Kasparov had the funnest smirk on his face.

[ArtyYooo]

@factsonlyplease1

No he didn't.

[eRupT1v]

COCKSLAP

[ThisIsWhyUs]

It's a HeliCockter

[securuslol]

He wasn't trying to be a badass guys, he is actually Kasparov's personal cockblocker. In Russia 140% of politicians have a cockblocker.

[D4rkSilhouette]

"Look out we got a badass over here!"

[acidjoker21]

@D4rkSilhouette :watchout:

[TheObamaNigger]

BADASS knocked it down

[cable3E]

DICK SLAP

[BloXboX37]

Mayday Mayday, we got a black cock down i repeat we got a black cock down.

[Groudie101]

Russian Space Program

[koenrad]

roflcockters!

[MrPsychoFake]

nice cockblock

[devilledevil98]

In Soviet Russia, penis knocks down you!

[devilledevil98]

*GASP* It's the holy ascension flying dick! IT'S JESUS PENUS! 8IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

[ByVxIJa]

ahahhaha xD

[bamboozle89]

One of those photographers must have an amazing pic of a guy jumping to reach a flying penis.

[Kevster1993]

It was a good job he slapped that dick first time, otherwise he would have looked ridiculous.

[sikyrace]

Helicopter dick, helicopter dick, to impress a chick do the helicopter dick.

[SuperTomBone]

0:25 OUTCH!....that must have hurt...

[intellexx]

Haa, tough security guy slaps it out of the air & then stomps on it !!!

[Falcondick69]

the only thing to ever beat him at chess

[TheMhn5]

Shoryuken!

[MrLotus2035]

HELICOCKTER!

[melina001a]

I've heard of flying low but this is ridicilous :P

[NinjaHawkins]

That body guard is all business. He doesn't dick around.

[r95xd]

THIS IS MY HERO!

[cleancleandancer]

Look close when he slaps the penis.. It breaks in half..xD

[majinantipanda]

Wow he really whacked that thing hard... You should be a little bit gentler .. and don't forget to cup the balls.

[RoubyToby]

xDDDDDDDDDD

[Ithot213]

He swatted that like a professinal.

[Inglott]

Bodyguard likes whacking nobs.

[theblange23]

0:25 X cockblock

[Hexed93]

Black Cock Down

[tehx0wnage]

Where can I buy a helicopter dick?

[AzadiKhaah]

the guard was pretty trained in slapping dicks in the air...

[ermaslv44]

WHY DID THAT ASSHOLE HIT IT???

[Dutioo]

Oh nooo, It's the deadly Peniscopter!

[ronaldli5]

Why did he let it fly so low. Make it go higher for more humiliation.

[Raptorel]

The guard clearly has a well worked left hand.

Get me?

[TheHayes1995]

Seems like the bodyguard dont like dicks lol.

[lote1234567891011]

MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA...

[lote1234567891011]

THEY SECURITY THAT SLAPPED THAT COCK WAS LATER FOUND IN HIS BED DEAD BY CHOKING ON THAT COCK.....IT FLEW IN HIS MOUTH AT NIGHT!

[dasten123]

without humor

[phillipdogyface]

aawwww you broke it! D:

[chiliboy08]

tosh.o

[immeyouhe]

TO IMPRESS A CHICK GO HELICOPTER DICK

[KStealed]

@DragonTycoon my search was flying penis (dont ask) LMAO

[RealMuthaF]

helicockter.

[TetraperantosNikos]

this is hilarious ! 

[Tukan777]

I love how the guard is sneaking up on the dick.

[spawn90001]

if that happen to me i would bomb the building there in and fuck there shit up

[Ninji5]

this is what i find when i search flying penis

[HuntingForTheTruth]

0:25 Man now THAT GUY is the REAL dick! He ruined all the fun xD

[extremesniper007]

@HuntingForTheTruth I would have done the same thing if I was security.

[Flashlight1996]

Lmao, he beat the penis.

[CARBINEZzZz]

DONG COPTER

[slutbucketism]

What model is the actual helicockter?

[halogod830]

I lolled when the guy's like BAM and just destroyed it. He's like "that's the fucking third time this week!"

[greg0o1]

want to impress kasparov? do the helicopter dick

[EpicMedic]

I watched tghe video and laughed and then i red the comments and laughed even harder...

[Korg8000]

To Impress a chick, do the helicopter dick, helicopter dick!

[buddy39914]

ROFLDICK

[Wilhtekz]

HELICOPTER DICK! GO HELICOPTER DICK!

[mrmathers93]

Whoever did this is an absolute legend. FUCKING LOLLING.

[d3m0n1cd4n4]

AWWW, COCKBLOCKED!!

[lote1234567891011]

THAT BODYGUARD HAZITATED TO SMACK THAT PENIS BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID HE MIGHT GET AN STD...AND THAT THAT PENIS WILL FLY INTO HIS MOUTH AT NIGHT WHEN HES ASSLEEP

[lote1234567891011]

NOW AT 0:27 WE ALL KNOW THAT THAT PENIS LANDED IS SOMEBODYS MOUTH WHEN THEY WERE YAWNING

[MKECBS1]

*Insert joke about my dick here* Wait wut?

[PunkoMojo]

In Russia, parents tell their children the story of the wafliar, a flying penis that will fly into ones mouth when talking stupid things.

[lote1234567891011]

@PunkoMojo LMAOOOOOOOOOOO HAHGA

[86am]

that could have taken an eye out

[OshMMf]

Did that guy just smack a penis ?

[AndresDude202]

In Soviet Russia , You slap dick. In America, Dick slaps You.

[krythel]

In Soviet Russia, cock blocks you!

[Blitzkrieg2260]

Hahahaha I belive that someone likes to slap dicks allot xDDD and stomp...hahaha ROTFL!! ima pee my pant's xDDD

[ocdan47]

my penis is two times that size!

[StaticisStranded2]

ROFLCOPTER Helicopter Dick!

[Nazariorocks99]

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS MY GAMERTAG ON XBOX360:nazariorocks9

[shadacer0]

May I reiterate that my opponent is a complete dick.

[pixeldelic]

helicockter!

[potatoes919]

Oo! Ray William Johnson choose my commen-..... wrong video.

[ghettogrip]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haaaaahahahahaha

[Zzulu1one9niner]

He may be a Chess Grandmaster, Gary Kasparov; always thinking 200 moves ahead...

But he wasnt expecting THAT head to move.

[DeedMDavid]

C-C-C-C-C-COCKSLAP

[Kutan]

Yup, I learned that there's a security guard who likes to slap dicks. =P

[ObeseDragon]

Wasn't expecting that, lol.

[C4uB3Tjn]

To Impress chick , Helicopter Dick

[StephensStuff]

FALCON...PAWNCH!!!!! Wait isnt that for abortion and not castration?!

[hecklerhouse]

He beat the shit out of that dick! Better think twice before doing the helicopter dick in that guys face

[tanttalos]

omg, security guard is gay.

[lvivboi]

Hahaha. Kasparov looks so scared. I probably would have been too. It might have been a willy gun or something.

[scrivs01]

aw that would have been awesome if he didn't nab it..

[blubblubiminthetub]

My helicopter is CUMMING into your speech,

Hahaha

[TheFPeter1]

Alright bud...don't get a big dick about it.

[bboyblacksheepable]

LMFAOOOO

[spritefan2]

What a dick...

HARHAHRHARHARHARRR... Get it?....

[NenaSwitch]

OMG, is it an ufo...... nahhhhh

[Groudie101]

NATO spy plane

[Chocomz]

OUR UAP is online

[po1nt89]

The gueard was all lile: Oh there you are dildo. I`ve been looking everywhere for you.GET DA FUCK DOWN FROM THERE!!!!!!!!

[MrKingcobrajim]

wow he spanked the monkey hard!!!

[AlllexL]

FLYING COCKS

FLYING COCKS EVERYWHERE

[Corkoth55]

I. CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.

[fantasticmrwolf]

What. The. Hell.

[gojira4life]

GET TO THA COCK... WAIT WHUT? I MEAN GET TO THE CHOPPA!

[casboultone]

GET TO THE PENIS CHOPPER!!

[bleachguy64]

goverment repression

[lamppostclimber]

Where can I get one of those?

[colonelcatastrophe82]

What if it started spraying foam? Now that would have been epic!!

[waffleleg]

badabada bing bada bong wing chong tinga winga wong

[fifielcoolio]

thats my helicopter you smashed ya jerk!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGalacticEmperor]

0:10 For a second he thought he was under attack. XD

[jaypanime]

damn  what a cock blocker

[yandroskhaos]

QUICKLY, GET ON THE PENISCOPTER

[AshKrikorian]

He is not Georgian or azeri, he is Armenian. His mothers maiden name was Kasparian. he took her name and Russianed it up

[JoeySkoots27]

hahahhahahahahha he smaked it

[MrThatskaterkid]

why would he touch the penis???

[Orneryspaceinvader]

11 people are georgian security guards

[mrsmelzbad]

This is the greatest day of my life........ thats fucking funny!

[metallunatic502]

"La Voladora"

[ronignino]

maybe they migth prefer a cunt flying not a cock.....

[neolopus]

In Soviet Russia girls aren't safe even at the air

[copperkipper1]

If only he managed to fly it into somebodys mouth!

[tatuira93]

In Soviet Russia,Flying Penis controls YOU!

[UberGrue]

Look, someone gave a politician a flying fuck!

[extremesniper007]

@UberGrue That's not a politician, that's a chess player.

[Stravinsky91]

@extremesniper007 he was, but is a politician now

[ThePrestonmcgee]

@UberGrue it's not a politician you dumbass

[jawjawellll]

Chopper Squad

[OddworldMusic]

BEST

PENIS

EVAR!

[RoboTekno]

They should have used a T-rex 600 heli. Look it up :P

[Limeisbeast]

Jokes on the body guard he touched a penis

[soccrroxmysox]

i'm just wondering why people are still taking pictures of it...lol

[xRevOllutioN]

that guy pulled a shaq block

[BassicFunktion]

 They should name this warlock 'The HeliCOCKter'!

[airgodofwar]

thumbs up if you just typed flying penis and clicked on the first thing

[SONOFABITCH]

@airgodofwar thumbs down because you're an asshat fishing for thumbs-up.

[notgodsemigod]

Serves right Gary Kasparov. He is a Georgian of known origins, completely unrelated to Russia other than having played chess for USSR, a known Russian hater (he is very racist in that matters). His right to be racist against Russians but then WHY does he insist in mingling with the politics in Russia a country he hates and a people he hates? For the good of his country? Georgia?

Well you got to love the way Russians answered him. Right in his ass.

[Martin88890]

@notgodsemigod He's not Georgian, he's from Azerbaijan.

[Kaeleido]

He should fly it higher.

[Lostpaladdin]

he slapped the penis HAHAHAHA

[wodansam75]

the bodyguard reminds me of king kong XD

[wubs23]

hahahaha freaking russians xD

they are such an hilarious people!

[BradandBitches]

the guard: HWI YA!

[Echidneys]

After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" Kasparov quickly replies, "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.

[kevin3350]

that security guard is quite the cockblock

[WUHUNEE]

The flying PAINUS from CHERNOBYL O_O

[fatalcolumn123]

In Soviet Russia, Penis find you.

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

GOTTA LOVE RUSSIA.

[ANonDescript]

This is Relevant to my interests

[Oscar98planet3]

I want one of those!!! Does it come in different colors!!!

[poolmasterz]

woulda been so funny if it went in someones mouth :P

[MrKartos1]

lol he's like "omg its like in my dream"

[thejoint25]

Smoking Gun FTW!

[fgsdfhgfh]

nice idea , but the f...... security guy just destroyed it. Didldocockter is the right definition

[BreakerofBallz]

th man who made that is a FREAKING GENIUS!!

[SuperPokePro]

TAP THAT COCK XD

[retepnesnaj]

0:24 what a party pooper

[JonnyRigby29]

What a killjoy!

[Guyyouwishyouwas]

lmfao

[DragonofEternity]

Ew... he touched the flying penis...

[Gamerguyali]

i saw this on rudetube last night classic

[SOADluver132]

@Gamerguyali lol me too! XD

[bennysupertramp2]

Not the first time that guy's slapped a cock.

[darthspeaks]

This is how I feel about almost all politicians. They are all dicks.

[mattownedu]

L0L0L0L0L0L0L

[Twixlex]

HELDICKOPTER

[talefromthegrandline]

Some things have to be seen to be believed o_O

[ochomooman]

GGEEETTTT TOOO THEEE....... what?

[XDarkPyro22X]

XD couldnt stop rofling after 10 minutes

[sayrith]

COCKBLOCK

[youtubasoarus]

That security dude probably took the thing home and used it on himself after.

[vincent21212]

helicockter...