The Onion: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash

[42JohnnySmith]

He tried to 'force quit'? MAC!

[billyyo13]

94% of Nigeria's GPD came from internet ventures lol

[hackking002]

HAHAHAHAHAHA A single guy crashed the whole fucking interwebs!? Not even anons can do that xD

[rashkavar]

@hackking002 If you had the right access in core servers, it's possible. Anon doesn't have that kind of access.

[Jacquelyn104]

I just thought about what would happen if they stripped us of the internet and cellphones and ipods I think after a year we would get over it...Facebook and digital communications would go back to being the Telephone and we would go back to the radio and CDs...We would be outside more and less stressed out it would be simpler and sort of what we need.

[6I6Am6A9red9Pill9]

omg... all data is lost!!!! now what?? back to the bronze age!???

[Kakerot4141]

damn, even tho its not real, for that guy to have been doing that, he must have had a badass internet connection, and a good cpu.

[DrBeachwood]

@Kakerot4141 lol damn straight

[wasup109]

hahaha, "data may have been lost"

lol!

[muteki005]

xD People trying to fill the void that was once the internet.  Funniest home videos = youtube. Random fliers = those e-mails you get.

Just freakin epic.

[subjectiveyes]

i feel like ctrl alt deleting myself.. hahahahahahhaa

[Juliusaime]

i was wondering, when did this happned? I think this was when I was offline when this happned, at a festival.

[Niemenzki]

Hahahahaha!! Do you really think that internet could crash only because of one nerd :D:D:D

[Juliusaime]

yea, I already realized that. I don't RELLY think of that. I was asking.

I already consider myself a dumbass