WKUK- Gandalf

[fahawley]

RAPE HIM!!!!

[MrGingerninja28]

of course Timmys the dawrf

[jamcky13]

@MrGingerninja28 Timmy is Frodo

[Tetsuo92Z]

WHAT DOES SAM SAY AT 2:13 ? thanks a lot and sorry for the caps :D

[cmkelly257]

@Tetsuo92Z "hes gone, its just sinking in, its final.. I FUCKING HATE YOU" lol

[Tetsuo92Z]

@cmkelly257 ook, thanks a lot :D

[WarChiefAJD]

I can't tell, which one is supposed to be Frodo and which is Sam?

[Tetsuo92Z]

@WarChiefAJD Sam is the one with the pipe lol

[Tetsuo92Z]

ok i just need to know what does sam say at 2.13, i got the other parts

please help me :(

[Tetsuo92Z]

Can someone write here the text? im trying to get it in italian for a friend of mine but i cant get what they say at

0:32 wtf did Gandalf bring?

1:48 Wtf is Frodo?

2:13 what does Sam say?

Thanks a lot :D

[PatrickTheHattrick92]

oh, 240p. we meet again

[Toatony]

BOROMIR!!!!!!!!

[sortadead]

frodo was stabbed in by a ringrath not a nazgul, and the nazuls didnt ride dragons they WERE the dragons, they werent even dragons they were just some flying cretures that were enslaved

[chris4o5]

@sortadead im pretty sure nazguls are ringwraiths

[ComradeNikolay]

@sortadead You serious?

[Olive2014]

@sortadead

...you do know ringwraiths are nazgul...

[ImZmellingyofear]

One thing... If this skit was taking part after the whole ring destruction journey, Gandalf would not have been grey, he would be Gandalf the White

[narlycharley]

That lead pipe line is the BEST! Haha!

[1969420]

I GOTTA LEAD PIPE IN MY HAND THAT SAYS THIS OLD FUCK AINT MAGIC

[Tsukasamacleod]

1. The Nazgul had riding Dragons.

2. There were thousands or Orcs and Uruk-Hai armed with bows and siege weaponry.

If an eagle came anywhere near Mount Doom, it would have been shot down or roasted by dragon fire.

[nimbalo300]

@Tsukasamacleod ...... in the last battle they did go over mt doom and fought the nazgul

[Tsukasamacleod]

@nimbalo300 After the earth had swallowed up the orcs and the nazgul we're crippled by the death of Sauron.

[nimbalo300]

@Tsukasamacleod um yea thats why they flew in as a distraction and also rescued sam and frodo

[Numinatior]

@Tsukasamacleod and still it wasnt

[HampOoze]

@Tsukasamacleod And if they had used an eagle we would never have had Gandalf Raping Day!

[ComradeNikolay]

@Tsukasamacleod Nazgul did not have dragons. Their flying mounts are only described as 'fell beasts'. I just had to :P

[Tsukasamacleod]

@ComradeNikolay Fair enough, they're still flying mounted cavalry.

[ComradeNikolay]

@Tsukasamacleod Your case is fully valid.

[TranquilityTorii]

@Tsukasamacleod And yet they managed to WALK there, despite ALL of that.

[Tsukasamacleod]

@TranquilityTorii It's easy to sneak in by ground, in the sky they're a big obvious target. 

[MilkyMayo]

@Tsukasamacleod Actually, those weren't dragons the Nazgul were riding. I forgot what they were called but they couldn't breathe fire, only scream at things. But there is still the arrows to think about.

[Gentl3manCaller]

@Tsukasamacleod The Orcs and Nazgul didn't disappear with Sauron. How did Gandalf get in and get out via eagle afterwards?

[kos4251]

@Gentl3manCaller they scattered/ were killed by the giant army of Men outside the black gate

[Gentl3manCaller]

@kos4251 Then how did Gandalf escape on the eagle from Saruman with the assembled hordes of the orcish army around Isengard?

[Tsukasamacleod]

@Gentl3manCaller Did you even watch the movie? The earth cracked open and swallowed them up.

[Gentl3manCaller]

@Tsukasamacleod My god, I forgot how much bullshit there is in this series...

[jamcky13]

@Tsukasamacleod The Nazgul are the Ringwraiths with wings. The only one tghat can't fly himself is The Witch King. And he rides a horse until the seige of Gondor till the end

[Tsukasamacleod]

@jamcky13 .... you didn't read the book did you? Nazgul are simply Ringwraiths.

[MrAlexWhack]

@Lovik64 -.- I liked him just cuz he was Sean bean

[MrAlexWhack]

GANDALF! What the fuck!

[RevPerdueJosh]

O c'mon WKUK...Gandalf the White? Like he should be your groups mascot and you forgot he was white at the end?

[Lovik64]

Nobody liked Boromir anyway.

[MrSpartanmane]

Incorrect it the Fellowship Strider informs Frodo "They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths neither living or dead, they will never stop hunting you."

[zack21693]

As raped him they did, again an again, repeatedly and repeatedly.

[MegaChaseA]

Frodo wasnt stabbed by a nazgul he was stabbed by black rider, nazguls were the dragons they rode

[acthomps88]

@MegaChaseA No, those are Fell Beasts. Black rider is just another term for Nazgul. Just like ring wraith.

[MegaChaseA]

@acthomps88 I know they're called nazguls because in return of the king when Theoden is about to be eaten and his daughter saves him, Sauron says "you dare stand between a nazgul and its prey"

[acthomps88]

@MegaChaseA Not his daughter, Eowyn is his niece.

[Schrodinger274]

Cirith fucking Ungol was where Sam fought Shelob. God.

[gambit7775]

They couldnt use an Eagle because the Nazgul would have struck it down, or an orc arrow. The nazgul were destroyed when the ring was, so an eagle was once again a viable strategy. They could have used a multitude of eagles, but thats just betting that no Nazugl or arrow would hit the one with Frodo on it.

[DragonSpinner61]

Because of the orcs. They could take down the eagles easily, unless say a whole war was going on right next door.

[TheBigTwanky]

hahahahaha sam is playing sam

[brianoob1134]

if they just did that then there would be only 1 movie. and all the great times we all had with the other movies would not have come to pass. right, right, so get over it.

[wlman303]

If they rode the eagle, or had the eagle take the ring, it would have been attacked by a nazgul riding a fell beast

[TheNethero]

The reason that never happened was because of Fellbeasts. That's right, they circle around Mordor like a flying colony of ants and could fuck shit up.

[GoblinCrusher900]

@TheNethero THANK YOU!!

[FSUalphakappa1]

thorondor only shows up when shit really really hits the fan

[DrxAwkward]

BOOORAAAAMIIIIIIR!!

[MadnessOfMarmots]

Go to hell, 240p.

[TheYTLiberator]

Whenever I want to o find out if one of my friends really are magic, I gang rape them. Works every time.

[prashaddamion]

@josephjoebrown11 I had fun making you cry to me again. You initiated contact with me and you have more comments than I do. I don't play minecraft like you. You can't see my account. I enjoyed exposing your idiocy again.

[6Shooter28]

This is pretty funny but they do answer this.

[zachkoshgarian]

This would be waaaaaay better if it was dumbledore

[6Shooter28]

@zachkoshgarian It wouldn't make any fucking sense if it was Dumbledore.

[MANICMAIKU]

AS IN TRADITION...

[russelsmithjackson]

I thought that was the map from Skyrim haha

[HierisBestand]

lol

[Jcolinsol]

It's like the middle-earth version of Christmas.

[jcheung540]

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!!!



[gorobloxgo]

I got a lead pipe in my hand, that says this old fuck ain't Magic.  Omg pipes can talk?!?!

[Indycritic]

The Whitest Kids U' Know, Making rape jokes funny again since 2007.

[phantomkitty1234]

LOLOLOL Sam plays Sam

[djhapka]

BOOORRROOOMMIIIRRRRRR!!!!!!

[jeftru1]

I got lost and had to fight a giant spider.....i have nightmares.....every night LMFAO

[jeftru1]

Thats my favorite holiday:)

[Ratty13rat]

my whole family celebrates Gandalf Raping Day ^-^ such a beautiful tradition..

[SirErcon]

@Ratty13rat are you the Gandalf in that tradition?

[TheWickerMan1995]

Gandalf, what the fuck?

[Smuck300]

Simple answer; archers, nazguls and other things serving Sauron. But this was very funny lol

[not2cool4school]

well the eagles couldnt of taken them all the way to Mordor, but at least to Minas Tirith. AND MAYBE BOROMIR WOULDNT OF FUCKING DIED!!!

[ThefuckingUsernames]

Everyone seems to forget that there were Nazguls on Fell beasts (the dragon things) flying around mordor. I think they were bigger than the eagles, no?

[Venezu3la99]

omfg im so baked this is hilarious

[summon184]

i got a light pipe in my hand that says this old fuck aint magic lol

[Bigdickmiggee]

I shall yell boromire randomly now

[KataclysmKat]

Actually, the eagles would have been attacked by Nazgul and the various orcs that were occupying Mordor. There's no way in hell that they could have gotten in there with just the eagles.

[Pizzachu1]

@KataclysmKat The Nazgul couldn't fly until the second book

[KataclysmKat]

@Pizzachu1

I thought that they chose not to - they didn't want to make a huge entrance in the Shire. They wanted to interrogate and investigate, not instigate a war.

[phantomkitty1234]

@KataclysmKat yeah but the eagle managed to get all the way there by itself

[KataclysmKat]

@phantomkitty1234

The eagles made it from the gates of Mordor to Mount Doom.

[neworleanssaint1996]

there's only one way to find out........RAPE HIM!!!!!

[neworleanssaint1996]

Gandalf, what the fuck!

[suics]

why do most of the wkuk vids have judge judy right there? ----->

[ColdIce009]

They wanted to use the eagles but the eagles refused to go that close to Mordor until the ring was destroyed. Haha I love WKUK though!

[end1234567]

"I got a lead pipe in my hand that says this old fuck ain't magic"

[TheEvilMoustache]

seeing as how ian mckellan is gay, this might not have been the worst punishment

[Sonsglow]

@TheEvilMoustache Because being raped is fun when you're gay! Ignorant.

[TheEvilMoustache]

@Sonsglow pish tosh, rape is fun for everyone. how 'bout i try it on your face

[fracktar]

What about the armies that would have been waiting inside mordor with arrows? Or the nazgul? I'm fairly sure one eagle could be killed by all of the nazgul and the ring would fall into mordor.

[iliketodrawanime1]

the reason the eagles didn't do that is because they were not from middle earth...thus they didn't give a crap about sauron. gandalf was just barely able to convince them to come when they did

[MasterBoss43]

The End. Evrybody gaaaay! (happy)

[coconut4595]

I was born on eleventie twenty teenth

[WingsTM]

"cut the shit you old fruit"

[NerdzWithaZ]

in this movie he was gandalf the white

[waylonbloodskull666]

BOROMIIIIIIRRRR!!!! lmao

[ednaman23]

Bitch the Eagles took them to Rivendell not the Shire

[Dethenger]

@ednaman23

No, no, the eagles took them to Rivendell.

The Eagles took them to the Hotel California.

[KataclysmKat]

@ednaman23

Weren't they taken to the Fields of Cormallen? They still had to travel to Rivendell from Minas Tirith, as I recall.

[Starwars1442]

@ednaman23 fuck off gay nerd

[geozzii]

@Starwars1442 fuck off uneducated douchebag

[Maztoldt]

@ednaman23 who gives 2 damn!

[xxxFLUFFYNUGGETSxxx]

@ednaman23 Nobody gives a fuck about Lord of the Rings!! =D

[cammy484]

@ednaman23 Nothing wrong with that!

[boxofweedmw2haxed]

@ednaman23 wewt lord of the rings nerd :D i love the movies uber stoked for the hobbit

[The1gr8beatle]

zach sounds so happy when he reads the history of gandalf raping

[prashaddamion]

@Wires1994 you're still my bitch. Keep crying to me, you make me laugh.

[Wires1994]

@prashaddamion get a life 

[prashaddamion]

@Wires1994 We both have lives. The problem is that your life is meaningless. That's why you're so upset that I outsmarted you. The fact that you keep crying back to me further proves my point. You should get a job or at least an education so you can learn how to handle be stomped on. I'll see you the next time you come whining to me.

[jamcky13]

literally laughedfor over 5 minutes at the end.

[bluedolphin4295]

i love whitest kids u know :)

[NilReccuring]

Eagles wouldve been detected and shot down.

[Frallon]

Yeah why the fuck didn't he have the Eagles take them there..?

[113BTS]

Is Sam playing u know Sam the hobbit

[christianbuttner1]

They could've just used chuck norris but borimir still would've died cuz with chuck, someone always dies

[TheDorarocks]

voice crack 1:16 hahaha

[ZombieDragQueen]

Basically points out a major plot point. Have Frodo ride an eagle and Gandalf behind him to zap the Nazguls that would try to take him down (there were only like 9 of them) since he is the most powerful wizard in the mythology. Wham bam thank you ma'am! Story ends after 70 pages. :)

[thepieeatr]

HEY! DONT FORGET MARY AND PIPPIN

[mrxai658]

must be the HUNGER in his head thats WHY

[KoutetsuTenshin]

didn't they have those nasty dragons with those awesome cloaked dudes flying around guarding the skies?

[TerryB01]

I miss Gandalf Raping Day. What fun we all had till that happened. Oh well, good times for all... except Gandalf!:D

[tecnonight]

if any one read the books they will know why they cant do that......

[You0tubesuckmyballs]

everybody stfu!

[Coavinses]

And Sam plays Sam. Go figure.

[FanOfMelBrooks]

"We didnt all make it home, Borameer is DEAD!"

"ASS HOLE!"

[FanOfMelBrooks]

BOOORAMEEEEER!

[jcheung540]

You can tell timmy and sam are on their knees when they walk in

[jcheung540]

wow massive plot hole in Lord of the Rings

[Eliandor100]

@jcheung540 how can they when there are 5+ nazguls patrolling?

[Casna101]

@jcheung540

Not really, they would have been killed before they got to Mount Doom. The Nazgûl would have just stopped them on their fell beasts.

[MrFannypack2000]

@jcheung540 It's not a plot hole becasue they could not go in with eagles since the dragons( I don,t remember their name) were masters of the skies and would kill the eagles. Thats why.

[jcheung540]

@MrFannypack2000 search (the eagles are coming) on youtube and check the first link

[MidnightSanity]

@MrFannypack2000 Actually The Eagles Fought With The Nazgul, I just think gandalf got bored is all.

[moneyboy9393]

@jcheung540 In the book they talk about how the Eagles are to proud to just take them to Mordor.

[shockblok]

@jcheung540 ofc the one fucking nerd had to ruin this shit. STFU, lol.

[noobsdotcom]

Go goodoo

[GamingNoobto1337]

i like frodo's perm XD

[Nightshift10000]

Most epic line in television history - "RAPE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[ZiegeHerr]

Would have been funnier without the rape.

[PuerRidcully]

So... what was first: this or "How it should have ended"?

[notusmc67427]

This is how the trilogy should have ended.

[287ish]

Ha Sam is playing Sam

[cdhammshow]

'gandalf.. what the fuck?!'

'cut the shit, you old fruit.'

[williambirkin1]

Why is Gandalf still Gandalf the Grey

[ZWE3ZY]

I was dyin when Timmy said "gandalf, what the fuck!?" lmao

[Perbear213]

They raped him,and raped him. for decades and decades...

[rambokicksass77]

Erected... hehehe...

[CarnageKing13]

RAPE HIM!!!! >XO lmfao!

[NintendoSegaSonyGuy]

As soon as Timmy shouted "RAPE HIM", I lost it for about a whole minute.

[jwloohou2]

What a troll he is.

[irishboy325]

Cut the shot you old fruit. Lol

[lv85huenex]

the giant eagles werent able to fly into mordor before sauron was vanquished

[Stingr1497]

I like how most of there sketches could easily be 2 or 3 different sketches. Like the eagle thing, and the raping. They could have been 2 different sketches.

[killerguppy]

booo, you suck wiener.

[LemurDeCatta]

gandalf is not a wizard, he is an angel

[Dracosfire14]

why was gandalf raping day where they would stop raping gandalf

[burgalarmguy]

One day in Eleventy twenty teenth...

[10Sport97]

Frodo:Gandolf what the fuck!!!

Gandolf: What is it my little hobbit?

Frodo:How the fuck long have you had a Giant Eagle!!!

So fucking funny!

[Tundragrass]

"only one way to find out" "RAPE HIM!" fucking laughed so hard

[zachboo]

@Zanofar that's comedy, the entire point is to be creative and tell the story better than the guy before you, watch the Aristocrats from HBO and you'll see what I mean... But you might vomit in the process (just warning you, it's extremely vulgar)

[567NHL]

i asked my dad about the whole eagle thing and how he could have just flown him over there... he just stood there

[raeraelashae]

what? this one is soo stupid

[MultiAZ3000]

Asshole! :D

[Jakerboy11]

Ive got a led pipe in my hand that says this old fuck aint magic! LMAO

[Nater179431]

1:25 Abe Lincoln

[Xanofar]

"How it should have ended" did this joke first.

[ApplesStudios]

@Xanofar this is better though

[omgtkseth]

omfg, lol, thats sick. and the Gandalf day was the day he wasnt raped, lol!

Btw, eagles wouldnt take the ring just as elves like galadriel and elron wouldnt. Few people were as strong as frodo against the ring, and 'wise' creatures would deny the possession of the ring rather than desiring it, like boromir...