Stalin Vs. Martians HD - Mission 1

[horgidacorgi]

Big fan of tanks this guy is

[urface217]

my god "My name is Ivan!"

[TheMegaOculus]

TB was right

[badcop2009]

my name is ivan, i like you

[VladArtRo]

best rts ever ? guys

[OwnageOclock]

Help me

[Chickidydow]

That soundtrack is one of the finest ive ever heard for a strategy game

[MrDrProfessorYuriy]

my name is ivan i like you lmao

[laurensreinds]

I wish this game was still up for sale...

[babaveonglu]

looks like fun

[Ralphiriusgr8]

My name is Igor, I like you.

Still priceless. :D

[CygnusWithASmile]

What the fuck is going on?

[fotakatos]

Boy, am I glad I never played this.

[xyo991]

@fotakatos maybe its a good game?.. Till you haven't tried you don't know :)

[Uberslick]

the sound is so irritating

[Pain4561]

hmmm..... still funny...

[narrat0r12]

When did TotalBiscuit mention this game? Please respond if you know!

[kanistor22]

@narrat0r12 "WTF is: Dino D-Day"

[Noblaum]

@kanistor22 Dino D-Day was a Source mod turned into an all-out game. Hitler found out how to time-travel somehow and brought dinosaurs. You play in first-person as the Allies killing the dinosaurs. It's actually really fun, and not just a bunch of roaring and biting, the pterodactyls kamikaze and the triceratops has a mounted machine gun.

[666thedevil1]

I find this game to be tovaly and historacly inacurate! First of all, their was no KGB, it was called the NKGB. Second, they play the wrong Soviet anthem. It wasn't untill 1944 that the version used in the game was adopted as the anthem. In 1942, the Internationale was still the USSR's national anthem! Third, the t-35 tank was removed from service in 1940, only 61 were made! And by the time this game takes place in 1942 they had been phased out. I am sorry for being anal, I just hate inaccuracy!

[socue521]

@666thedevil1 srsly, what did you expect? Its a game about Stalin battleling Martians....

[chris86simon]

@666thedevil1 Yeah youre totally right, they got the martians right though! They totally happened!

[Roosauec]

@666thedevil1 >>pointing out historical inaccuracy in a game about the Red Army fighting Martians.

[Asger1703]

speak russian or die!

[taalii123]

I kind of...like the music...

[red212255]

My name is Ivan I like you.

[xxxLawThreexxx]

this game is hilarious

[chrisdawgin]

this game makes halo wars look really good

[dhead22]

what the fuck is total biscuit? fuck you.

[TidbitsW]

Thumbs up if you don't know who Totalbiscuit is.

[monsterzeroJr]

The game was not a success but then, the concept is not exactly brilliant.

[ihatemonkeyslayerz]

this game is bad its freaking hilarious!! xD

[supermark69]

is this game as bad as they say?

[TheTvandmoviecritic]

Where did you get this game?

[aminoacid1648856]

Pew Pew PewPewPew

[ownerloll]

tb ftw

[wenqiweiabcd]

“My name's Ivan. I like you."

"I'm dying."

I fail to perceive wot made them say these rubbish when they are confronted with goo-spewing aliens.

[reteip9]

best fucking game ever

[KuhoinX]

did they rip off the sound effect from red alarm 2 or what?

[bazzorr0]

looking at this makes me want to play the 2nd worst game ever because this is the first worst,the noises,the picture,the quility,and all that >.< and i played alot of games i mean really this is bad

[bazzorr0]

looking at this makes me want to play the 2nd worst game ever because this is the first worst,the noises,the picture,the quility,and all that >.< and i played alot of bad gamesi mean really

[fressfisch]

best story idea ever :D

[xXSH4D0WZz]

i burst out laughing when i saw the combat, and is that music at the start the proper music!? it sounds atari music!

[The11colek]

what in the fuck

[KojanSkoj]

lol

[Aitorciaco]

Oh my god, THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER, No joke.

I laughted my ass off playing this piece of shit, and never got tired of it.

[thenewageretrohippie]

Bolsheviks on bicycles, Guys named Ivan expressing affection towards you, Stalin, and skittles. Great Game, or Greatest Game?

[sjp092]

This is like the video game version of Friday =)

[carnedge1986]

SPEAK RUSSIAN OR DIE! lmao

[thegreatmasteryuri85]

this game could be decent if it was more serious

something like the Russians go on Mars in the last missions to crush the martians

and a truck load of other things

[SouthSho450]

what the fuck ?! never heard of that game !

[IXIBradIXI]

looks horrible

[77FTW]

I'm dying.

[Wyndrax]

MY NAME IS IVAN, I LIKE YOU

[PESHKIRAwee]

i feel pitty for the guy who HAD to play this thing

[lox12]

Red Army vs Skittles?

[Cyberpunk747]

My favorite game of all time, really underrated

[jd6735]

REINFORCEMENTS FROM KREMLIN

[Masterdangames]

The music at 5:40 xD

[Eminicrispy]

just... stfu... plz

[darkvoodle77]

I can't stop laughing some one help me

[VacantMinded]

I'd be willing to pay 5 million for this. In monopoly money that is. But i'd easily pay 5 usd for this just because it's priceless.

[the1onlynoob]

this is like command and conquer red alert version 1 dipped in shyt and rolled in sand pretending to be meat ball.

[sjp092]

LOL this game is terrible! Ty TB! Oh this made my day.

[Rolacon]

just play command and conquer instead

[Xantexhunter]

Thumbs up If Totalbiscuit sent you here

[ssirK1994]

@Xantexhunter he did

[jpgold94]

I'M DYING!!!! XD TB was right about this game

[screwdatt]

"Please speak Russian or die". LOL

[THeJUlk]

I would pay fullprice for the soundtrack O.o

[beechey145]

My god, TotalBuscuit was right...

[striker0299]

@beechey145 lol ya

[NodDisciple1]

@beechey145 I didn't see his vid, what did he say? :?

[wiehow]

@NodDisciple1 That this was the worst game ever released.

/watch?v=SxxW39P9af8&feature=r­elmfu

[AutumnCrusader]

"I'M DIEING =D"

[jakkree2029]

Some people in Gamespot give tis game "10" FTW!!!!

[HopoTen]

I'd like to see AVGN review this =D

[Tomba1997]

everybody vs gadafi

[gooshgoosh69]

im dieing 

[aNonRealisticGuy]

More cannon fodder!!!

[copecastro]

what is that?

[rightben59]

this game is a piece of trash....

[Biogem369]

Stalin in hell

[KAKALXLAX]

0:36 are those pikmin?

[sumps1998]

in soviet russia aliens go to siberia.........

[theforestofwine]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[halimzoer]

See you in the soviet paradise xD

[givemeajackson]

WTFH??? That soundtrack is going to kill me 500000 times per second DX

[iseeallforme]

I'm dying. (very plausibly)

FRUITY NEON COLORS! Lol from pure "it's so bad that it's funny" that is the game

[Fallout9531]

8D

[Viperr101]

Did they like completely rip out the graphics from Blitzkrieg 2 and repaint them in fruity neon colors?

[a199215]

Im dying from laughter xD

[m1up]

Soviet need no ally. Soviet only need communism and great leader + great army.

And Ivan likes you.

[LOLgerasim]

i think this game is just made for lulz 

[Nazrul117]

@MWaser Hitler's already allied with Undead..remember Nut-Zi Zombies?

[MWaser]

No.

[Kacen]

This game is so blatantly making fun of Red Alert 2 and how overrated that game is.

[12bulletsinthehead]

It is funny to see lots of people who didn't realise that this game was made by a couple of trolls just for lulz and some money. You can see the same shit at imageboards every day. Don't take all of this so damn seriously.

[GLF09]

'My name is Simon, I Like You'

[reddenbawker]

Is it bad I want this game?

[gottaloveTF2]

out of 1 to 10... 3... game sucks but has good soundtracks :D

[Makron5]

Did they ever patch this game up?

[bobenbob123]

First Nazis, now Martians? What next, zombies?!?!

[SHITTYBOYBOY]

@Fdzzaigl then what about Mao zedong vs pandoreans?

[SHITTYBOYBOY]

this game is WINNER!!!

[SloeElvis]

Doesn't look so bad... Pretty funny. lol

[noobestofdamall]

Waiting for Goty edition and sequel. Starcraft 2 pales in comparison.

[Bloodharvest13]

they need sphess mehreens

[Psquit]

russian mother fucker do you speak it?

[LOLlhuntsman]

@Psquit Английский ублюдок, ты говоришь это?



[ClickThisUser]

@Psquit Yes! Pulp Fiction Reference!

[Box0rz]

lol shadow i can't believe you actually bought this game

[Psquit]

@Box0rz maybe he dont...

[snowdjagha]

@Fdzzaigl hittler vs smurfs

[ComeFromTheFlames]

wtf?!!?!?!? its like

they take amazing game RED ALERT and destroy it and make it wierd

[alexplayero]

@ComeFromTheFlames

but they did make it more historically realistic... they added for example many real russian units, instead of inventing silly, sometimes even nonsensical units for the soviet army.

[ComeFromTheFlames]

@alexplayero ok its your opinion!

[Hedmanification]

im dying

*wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwu­wwwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwwu*

my name is ivan i like you:D

[krullithehero]

1:58

"speak russian or die"

lol

[LuigiGodzillaGirl]

I really want to download this song!

My name is Ivan.  I like you.

I'm dying!

[gianlucanders]

wuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw­uwuwuwuwuw the entire friggin video!!!! o.o

[thing0101]

name of song?

[nintendoter]

i love the music!!!

[triseke87]

love the music!

[Tafgac]

What the hell?

[ClanZen]

Wtf what kind of fukin' horrible game is it? o.O

[boonw]

5:45

"do you like cats?"

wtf?

[lapweed]

Da tovarish >D

[s9729126c]

the soundtrack is awesome lol

[JacksRache]

I like how you turned down music during the game. :)

[mygoatisdead]

I dloaded this game from Filetopia, and I have to say it's a HORRIBLE game. Don't buy it. Don't believe me? Read any and ALL game reviews. This won the worse game of the year by Gamespot, and believe me, it has a lot of competitors.

[MultiRecluse]

hey s0 i been trying to download this game, but i can only find it in Russian. where did you find it in english?

[jambalolk]

the unit quotes are awesome :D

[JacksRache]

Da, tovarish! I worship communism!

[SultanSamet]

I LOVE IT !!! No really! no joke! :D

you see... such games are rare and perfect for getting your brain on level zero! :D

[Henners1991]

Wow they found a way to make Blitzkrieg 2 crap.

[supertowel08]

@Henners1991 funny though

[Mereo110]

Martians: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Russian army: "Speak Russian or die", "My name is Ivan, I like you"

[GuardianFaction]

"My name is Ivan I like you"

[kistasha1407]

Even though it is unfitting I like the music but the sound effects are giving me a migrane.

[RunicAries]

Why dont I own this game and where can I get it?

[ToXeye]

"N'asdorovje!"

[ZemplinTemplar]

"See you in Soviet paradise !" :-)))))

[ZemplinTemplar]

"Speak Russian... or die..." :-DDD Crap game - but the unit quotes are hysterical... :-D

[MusicHypno]

Best. Game. Ever.

[CrusaderMen]

suck ass

[MrJohnnydudeman]

Wow, the music and sound effects are absolute suck.

[trooper59]

apprently the makers of this game were either high or just didnt give a crap due to budget problems :P

[dancinginfernal]

My name is Ivan.

I like you.

:D

[Ronorve]

I'M DYING!!! I'M DYING!!! I'M DYING!!! sheesh we get the point now stfu

[Melacasco]

GAME OF THE YEAR!!!

[Dragusssss]

OMG IVAN LIKES ME

This game changed my life.

[miguelixu]

Must have

[RipvanX]

This music does not fit with the game AT ALL LOL

[theer1ca]

TIME TO KILL, COMRADES! Wooooow that's awesome. :D

[RipvanX]

rofl

[BillBillyBilliam]

Wow, could the music BE any catchier?

The answer is no. It's like Jeus. Or Dr. Eggman.

[link000000]

My name is Ivan, I like you!!! =D

[gevelegian]

Well technically speaking, you can't fail the last objective... cuz even if you die you still win! :D

[kuroiya88]

OMG the sound effects are dreadful... though the music is amazing lol

[thesideshowman212]

I want this game.

[PhilipDK5800]

I worship communism!

[azmhyr]

The songs of the game is awesome.

[LPwatcher]

speek russian or Die!

[motorcangle320]

I am Ivan, I like you!

[emmthreejonny]

Why can't they make a sci-fi RTS that has real military weapons for humans like those old alien invasion movies?

[100EUROi]

well it doesn't see like an incredibly good game,but i don't get it why it got so many bad reviews.....

[ApocTiger]

THOSE ARE THE ALIENS THAT ARE ALWAYS WITH THE MIDGET ALIEN DUDE from super smash bros brawl i completly forgot his name BUT THOSE ARE THE ALIENS

[xDraXus]

pikman?...

[ApocTiger]

yeah YEAH THATS WHAT THERE CALLED

[Blindsman]

The techno music really goes great doesn't it? LOL

[azmhyr]

It fucking does!

[bivalybaznad]

da tavaris

[davvvvo]

reminds me of red alert 1 and 2 and 3

[rsandoz2008]

LOL, When he goes to options->Gameplay, it says in one of the options to put Yes or No:

Do you like cats?

[Danhelll]

SPEAK RUSSIAN OR DIE

[panawas]

my name is Ivan, I like you.