Ask A Ninja - Question 16 "How To Kill A Ninja"

[Killyouwithaspoon567]

Y ALL U HATERS SO MEAN!?!?!

This dude's AWESOME!!!!

And if you're too much of a bunny to figure that out,

JUST STOP WATCHING.

[Le4fvillageninja]

Or just use a cutlass.

[oreosis]

@3benners You suck

[3benners]

this sucks

[3benners]

stupid

[TokenGirlComedy]

We meet again, "240p... we meet again" comment. :)

[TheGeneface]

put the goats in the blender!! it all makes sense now!!

[DonBonhamyo]

its really lion king

[SimonOxfPhys]

A ninja funeral is... everybody wears black

XD

[wingknot]

lmao thoroughly painted the pigeons 

[GuyCreepy]

da.fuq!

[wingzero3931]

Lmfao

[806ABN]

how to kill a ninja? chuck norris

[pokefan1359]

@806ABN sorry that wont work

[FUZZY8P]

"jelatnis lazer that fills up the box....put all the goats in a blender" LMFAO!! XD

[MrIbericus]

Newer vids bring back the song

[JusticeJigsaw]

randi why would you ask a ninja how to kill a ninja? thats just rude o.O

[runsaber1]

and by bunnies I mean

people like 0bama, Pelosi, the entire democrat party, and his 0bamabots. *l*

[irvinleon16]

W T F o.O ?????????????

[theone6152]

how do you only have 100,000 subscribers!!!!! your too awesome!!

[GeneralMaximus4]

After Ive recaIibrated the kinetiscope then what??!!!

[mattxr2i]

@GeneralMaximus4 Something about john cougar mellencamp and painting a pigeon. lol.

[Kingy2143]

How do you survive a ninja ambush?

[CannibalCat666]

How do I capture a ninja?

I believe I have stumbled upon a ninja in disguise. He is never to be seen again..which is quite disappointing.

I was just wondering if there was anything that might be used to lure him so that I can keep him as a pet.

[TheRoninxxi]

Lol haters gonna hate

[misterfastzeratul]

the cirrrrrcllllllee of deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaad

[MrGuccifish]

I'm in the weird part of youtube again.

[youtubr121]

DIS NIGGA IS HIGH ON PCP!!!

[kuriaame]

-grabs nife- i gots a idea >XD

[69snoozy]

Wow funny

[DJFANTUMM]

whoa whoa, angry comment there. why the anger my child? he's just trying to be funny :)

[IranElite]

you are a fucking disgrace to martial arts and the humanity, with your silly ass shit. fuck you.

[exteremeJUGGERNAUT]

@IranElite well somebody is pmsing today

[firecall2785]

@IranElite shuttap man, im not pissed off and

1 im asian

2im in karate and have learned different fighting techniques

3 i have been to asia and even learned alot about "ninjas"

so if im not offended why the heck are you XDXD

[XxXPistolShowersXxX]

@IranElite if you have a problem with something give it a thumbs down dont leave a comment about your dumb ass opinion that no one gives a shit about. Go kill yourself so the planets population of idiots will go down.

[mattxr2i]

@IranElite Hey IranElite Why don't you go shout "Allah hu Ackbar" and blow yourself up...

[IranElite]

@mattxr2i you are the only one writing it ? not me ? fucker.

[IranElite]

@mattxr2i and is actually facism. FUCK YOU AND YOUR PREJUDICES

[colklink58]

@IranElite Bro, don't be mad.

[FireCrotch74]

@IranElite U mad bro?

[IranElite]

@FireCrotch74 im not mad. i just dont think this motherfucker is funny at all.

[colklink58]

@FireCrotch74 Dude, I think bro's mad.

[FirstMrTornado]

ECOBIODEATHOSPHERE

LOL

[halofanteam]

You sound a little bit like Arnold Schwarzenneger

[PraiseGod83]

And once you made sure you thoroughly painted the pigeons lmao

[zayansean22]

kill a ninja by cum

[PackAPuncherz]

"If you kill all the wolves, your gonna have a crap load of bunnies... and by bunnies, I mean stupid people." Lol

[activesteff1]

echo...bio..dethoo sphere :)))

[hraseko7899]

This was the first "Ask a ninja" episode i saw... you got a subscriber! :D lmao awesome video!

[MrBaseball521]

Whoa he is so funny NOT he is gay as H3LL

[HexagramMan]

@MrBaseball521 says the fuckass that spells hell with a 3

[Dl33tTrollololo1]

You look forward to killing me soon! did you done fuck up ninja?

[BaBaArAbI]

what the fuck is he talking.........

[MattyRoss93]

gotta be on your toes at a ninja funeral lmao XD

[FriscoAnderson]

ROFL!!!

[MasterSamurai]

...and then you need to kidnap Chris Rock...

[notsofunnyperson123]

u can look forward to killing me soon.wait, what???

[Laurender]

cleverbot: How can one kill a ninja?

Simple you turn on subtitles.

[missy19bond]

WTF the ending is so random! lol

[megaoddjob123]

its easy to kill a ninja, just grab a shotgun and shoot him three times with you night vision on of coarse. be sure to avoid his sword it could take out about half your health bar

[kaidark1]

hahahahah lol this guy rocks!!!!!! i now know how to kill a ninja!!!

[Hellawikid420]

put all the goats in a blender

[randomizedpops]

ik how first u locate a ninja aim with a sniper take him out with a head shot

[Orthegaable]

@randomizedpops

but that was a decoy fake NINJA and then you turn around and the ninja is behind you.

[stomyn]

@randomizedpops I have a feeling that piecing together the explanation he gave us will be a helluva lot easier then locating a ninja

[10v3nh8]

I don't believe you're a real ninja, care to disagree?

[roarschach1]

you shoot them with a 44. or any gun actually

[goodplayerz]

I cant put the god damn goats in the blender! They keep running away. Help please...

[0MrRib0]

"If you kill all the wolves, you're gunna have a crap load of bunnies"

[SuperMadness5]

how do ninjas have sex?

[TheSuperShinx]

Where do ninjas live?

[finalcountdown3210]

You look forward to killing me soon! Wait what?!?

[PARHARIDOU]

lol

[TheIcekake]

if i text 17444 to 51927 do i reli gt a tone or is it just a joke ???

[FromInnerSpace]

i cant believe that people still watch this old video. I remember watching this. It brings good old memories. :)

[Serasia]

I really like how he holds up mini Ask-a-Ninja at the end; that's too funny. Also it's a cool effect.

Listen, ninja, it's the circle of deeeeeaaaaaaath.

Thank you for uploading this!

[ekans812]

845 people tried to kill a ninja

[kirbyis4ever]

if you kill all the wolves, you have a crapload of bunnies

[TheBrock11]

i find it odd tht this show wuz mae a year after youtube wuz started

[yuakigoto]

eco-bio-death-o-sphere

[BetaBeedrill]

chris rock must've been kidnapped a lot

[xVulgrimx]

Ill kill you!! I can do Kung-Fruit!



[baseballgirl1313]

"and by bunnies I mean....stupid people"

*looks around*

DX

Ninja! Why you no do your job?!

[Alundra73]

@baseballgirl1313 You, ma'am, just missed your chance. The correct form is 'Y U NO DO YOUR JOB?!'

[TttDelgadottT]

They should have put "Ricky Roll'd" and be like," YOU CAN'T KILL A NINJA!"

[MrMiniboyss]

alright then better write ths stuff down to do list: gelatnis lazer that fills up the box kidnap chris rock put all the goats in a blender recalibrate the kinetiscope down with the melon cam (atleast i think he said down wit the mellon cam after the kinetiscope) put myself right about here AYAYAYAYAA thoroughly paint the pidgeon good now it should be dead i hope

[dahminator1000]

@MrMiniboyss he said john cougar mellancamp

[MrMiniboyss]

@dahminator1000 ooohhh....that explains alot....thx

[deebyrd99]

" but seriously if you have to kill a ninja this is what you have to do" lol then why fold the paper to kill a ninja family

[MarshmellowMIKE1]

@terrorist200 I ddnt know alquida hav computers

[terrorist200]

u really suck

[tntdabomb911]

so...right....about....here...­seem perfectllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyy saaaaaaaaaaaaaafffffffffffffff­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........­..........................*cli­ff*

[snake6483]

Its very Lion King

Best line ever

[RoibenFoxtrot]

BUUUAAAHHHAAHA HAHAAAHHAAA!

[giovanni71120]

Uuhhh

[KJW160]

I wonder how many times this guys wife has walked in on him doing these shows.

[Eduard6421]

You say ninjas need to be stealth,but i can see you in every video..

[ravenindigo]

who is subject 16

[banana12735]

I am a ninja do not try to kill me it's not that I can be killed it's just that I'm about to go on the froggy jump man those are fun

[KeepSkippin]

It's in this moment we release a "sigh" and wonder if the men evolution is decreasing!

[TheMaximumTroll]

"How To Kill A Ninja"

Option A: Introduce him to a real ninja

Option B: Fill his butt full of something other than penises

[13Joshman]

Eco-Bio-Death-O-Sphere XD

[williamq19]

you gotta be on your toes at a ninja funeral :D

[androck177]

lol wtf i love this vid XD

[inflatonator]

when he's saying how to kill a ninja it sounds like hes explaining how to do an easter egg on call of the dead :p

[MrPhish21]

@jackjack1026 put all of the goats in a blender

[punisher8899]

not funny gay boy

[WarMachineGuy]

@punisher8899 I don't understand why you're talkin' yo yourself...Ass wipe...

[DarthFanta]

Pay you and kill the other ninja.

[xAzNpRiiDee]

Isn't there a more simple way to kill a ninja?

[xSWATxRiFt]

subbed lol

[shisnocommando]

Goats in a blender?

[IMchanceGUITAR]

240p we meet again....

[MexicaNinja71]

and then you must kidnap cris rock.... =)

[MexicaNinja71]

you cant kill a ninja!!!!!

[TheEleventhDoom]

Once you have recalibrated the kinetoscope......

[PLABONDRAGONZ]

WITH A GUN! END OF DISCUSSION!

[kungfupocok]

it's kinda stupid question, ninjas CAN'T be killed

[NinjaKasumiD]

Killing another ninja isn't easy and I'm one myself

[bhippler100]

C ya randy you look forward to killing me now...... oh crap i said too much lol

[ShadowGricken]

roo-dandy ftw

[suprizebuttsexz]

i would shoot the ninja

[ndzordz]

How to kill a ninja? Simply take a gun and shoot him/her :D

[MarksKingdom]

@ndzordz yeah but nijas are trained to doge bullet and then snap your neck from behind

[TheWebdesignGuru]

836 people have killed a ninja.

[cheater423]

Then u need to kidnap, chris rock

[PulpAwesomeness]

so... if ninjas kill stupid people, why are there so many trolls on the internet?

[MasterfulXero]

@PulpAwesomeness because ninjas troll stupid people

[godoffire263]

lol and once your thouroughly taped to the pidgeon

[TheManIsMyself]

..............IM A NINJA!.

[madboi1235]

@jackjack1026 now you need to put the goats in a blender

[TheBlackLotus18]

ya see NOW.......u went too far with the lion king!

[errygemini]

"The eco-bio-deathosphere". XD

[bieberfever50001]

835 people cant kill a ninja

[poiuytrewqfg]

chuck norris anybody?

[TheItchyScrot]

@jackjack1026 Ahh... something about painting a pigeon...? No-no-no-wait! Did you re-calibrate the knetiscope?!?!?

Wow! Almost forgot about that bit!! "No painting before re-calibrating"... dude, that's fatal... Ninja 101 really..

[killmeiseedeadpeople]

in russia,we fvck ninjas

[XxNbStinger360xX]

wow it wasnt a three second video... i was expecting him close to the screen going you dont



[leftoverzombie]

deathosphere,. good one. very important!

[justinat2]

YOUR WHITE YOU CANT BE A NINJA

[Sharakra]

ninja ha, more like a SUMO!!

[ilurvebigbutts]

Don't kill ninjas! We need them to annihalate the stupid people!

[chickenwing1356]

put all the goats in the blender haha ! (: .

[ronackostolomac]

Use a gun...and if that doesn't work...use more gun

[berfdaysquirrel]

833 people are samurai.

[jezmuff]

This would be totally lame if it didn't change shots 100 times a minute

[LibraHorse1]

@jackjack1026 Well now you gotta stuff all the goats in a blender.

[RushfallClothing]

HAWAIIAN PARKOUR - MY CHANNEL

[ImmaDewMe]

bruce lee can kill you

[ImmaDewMe]

@jackjack1026

[Hendren2014]

Then you need to steal Chris Rock ha

[QuickflipParkour]

chuck norris can kill a ninja..

[kradredir]

@jackjack1026 obviously you need to get your goats. duh

[powerup3005]

i made sure i thoroughly painted the pigeons now what

[TheWatcherxx99]

@powerup3005 I made the mistake of starting to trying to kill my first ninja before I'd finished watching this clip...got as far as painting the pigeon...I wont tell you where he put it...

The moral of the story is: leave ninja killing to ninja, cooo, coooooo.

[marfnl2]

'How to kill a Ninja' Hit the Big Red X in the corner of your screen...

[disaacson94]

my goats are blended. what now?

[kingoflyingsquad]

I respect your hair

[AnomalousChopin]

I almost had it but I accidentally painted a dove instead of a pigeon =/ fml

[alakazamsmart92]

pause at 1:04 it looks like hes jackin off!

[dahacker14]

One word "RETARD!"

1) your like 30 u shouldnt be playing ninja's

2) ur kinda fat

3) you play to much game dick head

4) Overall ur a sad prick who has no life.

[bluedeath252]

@dahacker14 don't talk about your slef like that

[Logo4eva]

@dahacker14 troll alert.. If you don't like it then fuck off cocksucker

[wildzero001]

after u have done all these weird tasks done ''ninja dead'' lol

[Cuttingtorch]

John Cougar Mellencamp? lol

[iseecheese]

youtube.com/watch?v=oLTtqbqYzN­I

[vedlinyrim]

LMFAO!!!

[ballstoyou3]

Gelatinous lazer that fills up the box.

[XShottz]

826 people killed a ninja

[TheB0ulevardz]

just be a spartan, kicked the ninjas ass.. ahaha

[Katana9990]

i want a ninja tshirt that has a drum stick of fried chicken on it

[sadgreen]

Randomly came to this video, but it was really funny lol

[paintballhero1911]

CHUCK NORRIS?



[nothinbettertwodo]

how do you become a ninja

from nothinbettertodo

artilery strike....