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  • AAV's he'll ya!!!!! YAT-YAS

  • TERORISTS!!! for giving bullets a place to go!!! that is outstanding :)

  • When he said Wild Turkey, I knew someone must know a thing or two about Marines. God Bless Wild Turkey and God Bless my beloved Corps.

  • OO-FUCKING -RAH!!!

    -0311 PURPLE HEART RECIPIENT OIF

  • Force Recon! oorah semper fi!

  • The rangers are supposed to be the army's toughest unit. When in reality their training is about as difficult as regular marine corps boot camp. That doesn't include all the extra schooling and training the marines go through before they're put into the fleet. Marine corps privates and PFC's have more training than the army and their rangers combined. just sayin.

  • @nukreationf8 your about retarted too, i agree that the marines are trained more than regular army, but they are not trained for war, they are trained to be a naval based amphibious task force, AKA glorified land sailors who think they are the toughest peices of shit on the face of the planet who arent even prepared to fight a full fleged war, then you see idiots like you going "oh yeah marines we are the toughest oorah, im one bad ass mother fucker" who have no idea what your talking about

  • @xXThePanzerXx only 1 question for you, only 1 answer from you. Question: are YOU are marine? Answer: no, GO FUCK YOURSELF! By first in, last out. What part of that have you not seen? I can tell by your bearing that you have never held stature above sandbag washout of this mans corp. Sorry your wife was never inaugurated i'm sure her pussy would taste better than yours.

  • @xXThePanzerXx That was probably the stupidest shit I have ever read. "Not trained for war" are you fucking retarded? look up all the major battles in US history and tell me again how they are not trained for war? I Hate POG pieces of shit like you. Have a nice day! PS GO FUCK YOURSELF!

  • @nukreationf8 you know it, bump ^

  • @crusader11b im joinging the army because im not a bitch dumbass get it right haha

  • Gung Ho! Gung Ho! Gung Ho!

  • Lmao @bounding4miles hit that nail on the head.

    I don't have any probs w the Corps, I shared a howitzer w a few down range. Call it what you want, but a uniform doesn't change the team that's raining 155's on youre fuckin AO.

  • @broncride91 198's? or 777's?

  • ARMY = Ain't Ready for Marines Yet

  • @PistolWhipped2008 fuck the marines they are the military's bitch, rangers are 10xs the soldiers those pussies are

  • @xXThePanzerXx

    The Marine Corps is like America's Pitbull. They beat 'em, mistreat 'em and every once in awhile, they let 'em out to attack someone.

    And this is from a guy born at Womack.

  • Dick blood and tears make the green grass grow

  • That mustache is outta regs....

  • @orion10ify Fact. not to exceed the corner of the mouth

    

  • MARINE CORPS! OOH RAH!!

  • Love the vid, but hate the animosity. We are all in the same team folks. It shouldn't matter unless its sports - the Army guy HOOAH!!!

  • IISH!

    

  • need more of the marine

  • I'm in the Army, and I support this PSA. It reminds people of all services what we have to be thankful for.

  • So, wasn't a 101st by any chance a bunch of f@ck tarts, that lost Fallujah? Oh, Yea, it WAS!! And it took MARINES to unf@ck all that mess that army has done there!! Same goes for Afganistan. Army its like a hippie missionaries in military uniform, and Marines are like super lions, that will f@ck shit out of hippies and piss on every tree and carve USMC on it. So yea, fuck 101st, fuck 82nd and all them army numbered hippie patrols. GO USMC and Semper Fi!!

  • @StarikXottabych1

    Never made it past Lance, obviously.

  • Yut

    

  • I haven't seen it in the comments yet so I'll be the one to say it.... Hey Devil Dog! That moustache is out of regs. Police that moustace!

  • 13 people wear tye-dye.

  • @suprcody FUCK YOU.

  • Meh. He's no Jungle.

  • Fucking**

  • That was.....tucking awesome! Hoorah!

  • Quit bitching about this shit, yall are acting like boots on their first libo call...

  • why are people trashing on the Army and Marines? Did we forget about the Navy, where I hear semen bitch and moan about "deployments", which are just overpaid cruises 200 miles off the coast of a country where the Army and Marines are actually fighting??? I'm sorry, but sitting in a fucking submarine in the middle of the ocean is NOT a deployment, and is NOT fighting terrorists in their homes

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  • Dick blood? Ugh!

  • Sounds like some Marine fucked ThePanzer's girl. Sorry bro, Im sure it wasnt personal, but you need to let that jealousy out of your heart. Semper Fi!

  • @michael8541 lol awww you mad cause i told you how it was? haha poor little marine bitch, but i guess thats what you get for joining the most overrated idiotic navy based wanna be army corps there is XD

  • @xXThePanzerXx Not sure where you gathered that Im upset at all, I was only consoling your insecurities. I think the 'UmadBro?' is supposed to work, when someone is actually upset, keep that in mind for the next time little guy. Oh, and you need to capitalize Marine when you use it, I know you feel inferior to our tougher qualifications, actually earning our nicknames in the past through brutality and well, slamming your girl, and probably Mom. So no hard feelings chief.

  • fuck the marines they are the military's asshole bitch that thing they are better than everyone else which in actuality they are a naval based amphibious task force AKA glorified land sailor

  • @xXThePanzerXx sounds like ur just a hater that just could not step up to the calling .... let me guess ur a solider. 

  • @Video1Assasin going into the army rangers after college and majoring in history and love the military and studying the military, and while its true that i am thankful for the marines as a branch of service to the country i still hate them do to their cockiness and overratedness, the marines are not an elite branch of the military, people only think that because they are so cocky and assholes and people are dumb and beleive everything they hear most of the time its ignorant propanda lol

  • @xXThePanzerXx Good call - coming from me, an Army Infantryman - go 11B if you want to kick ass and have fun - I am also studying military history, check out AMU - American military university they have a Military history program, up to a masters. im a few classes into it. This guy is mildly funny, but if you want to jump out of planes, and kick real ass go 82nd ABN / 173rd / 101. Sounds like you would love a trip to the Airborne / SF museum outside fort bragg, its f..ing awesome.

  • @11bravo1789 yea you must be a cherry.

  • @11bravo1789 i love the airborne the 101st are my heros so naturally the five o duece and the 82nd i kinda look at as a rivalry, lol and look at all the people liking that "ur a hater, couldnt step up to the call" XD oh well ignorant people will be ignorant, im also a ww2 historian my favorite field of study in this is nazi germany, i know things that completly are the exact opposite of what people believe and you have to respect the wehrmacht and the waffen ss they were tops, so was AM PARA

  • @Video1Assasin LoL, he's not even a soldier yet, just an angry kid

  • @Video1Assasin he is somebody who is looking to join a real army, one that has actually been fighting since 1775.. unlike the usmc, who has really only been pulling their weight since WWII. I mean, prior to that what the fuck did they do? A couple boat missions off afirica? big fucking deal. Its ok though, we took Baghdad in 2003, and 101st was the first conventional unit into Afghanistan, Mosul? Oh no you guys wernt there, Fallujah? yeah, we were there. so fuck off turd. 

  • @11bravo1789 Wrong, 1-87 Infantry from the 10th Mountain Division was the first unit into Afghanistan.

  • @11bravo1789 the only reason the usmc was in ww2 was because the army was fighting the much stronger germans, the usmc even got their ass kicked by the japanese haha, oh and hey why did the navy seals have to kill bin laaden? because the marines couldnt do it haha your one of the only smart people ive seen on here 11bravo1789

  • @xXThePanzerXx

    Go away troll- and yes they are a department of the Navy- The Men's Department.

  • @RifeDEFFilms wait wait wait wait wait, the navy is the men's department? are you fucking retarted? more like the men sleeping with other men's department you dumb fuck oh yeah and if you comment on one of my comments that makes you a troll too ya dumb ass XD

  • @xXThePanzerXx I will bet anything that you are not even in the service. If you are, you area disgrace to the US Service uniform whichever it may be. We are all a team and we function togther as one team.

  • @man11withaplan lol you and RifeDEFFilms are all dumb ass trolls if u even paid attention to what i said ur dumbass would know that i said i respect the marines yes i thank them but i still hate them 2 if u payed attention ud know i was going into the army after college from where i am an aspiring historian and militarialist 3 u idiots are the trolls because all u guys are getting pissed because i disagree with you, and 4 i never said i disliked the navy i said the marines and they are not XD

  • @xXThePanzerXx Studying and participating are two entirely different matters. I love these people 'I am going into the army after school'. Yeah, talk all you want, till you do it, we really don't care.

  • @NickDevXT thats cool cuz i really dont care what you think either haha, thats why i put my opinion on here, i told it how it was and you got mad, looks like you care an awful lot doesnt dumbass XD

  • @man11withaplan dumbass if you were really in the service youd know that that isnt true, so stop acting like you know what your talking about and if you are in the service then you take off your goddamn uniform right now you dont desearve it, you dont even desearve a bitch marine uniform

  • @xXThePanzerXx Judging from a man who has problem with punctuation and spelling, I do not think anyone would take you serious. Do yourself a favor, go find somewhere else to troll, no one is going to take you serious, and also, find a way to move out of your parent's basement, then we will worry about what you have to say

  • @man11withaplan haha see thats what idiots say when they have been beaten, they start insulting my punctuation, lol this is youtube, not college buddy XD and 2nd if you dont take me serious then why do you keep trying (and failing) to beat me in this argument? 3rd that also makes you a troll, because u have something to say about what i say, look i tell things like it is, i know what im talking about and i hate the ignorance of the world, idc if someone gets mad or offended.

  • @xXThePanzerXx Are you in the service? If not, STFU... I am a Marine veteran and I respect the Army, Navy, Air Force and Coast Guard. What the fuck is your problem? Do I think I am better than you just because I am a Marine? No, but the way you are carrying yourself makes me believe you are a jackass. If you have not served just STFU and let the real killers do the killing. I have killed plenty of hadji bastards in Iraq and if I ever met u in person u would be dead for being a punk bitch.

  • @FNBOOT2005 make me you "marine" pussy dick sucker, you dont like my opinion of your fagget ass marine corpse then go fuck yourself, if you really are in the marines, and the way im carrying myself on? your the one saying your a killer and youve killed all these "hadji" people, just proving your either lying or just a complete dumb ass your the punk bitch, so you "STFU"

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  • strangely, this is just like the marines in real life... about as bright as this guy, too.

  • Dick blood and tears make the green grass grow! Happy thanksgiving! GO FUCK YOUR SELF!!

  • Gung Ho can I marry you!

  • Correction great naked!! LMAO

  • he's thankful for amphibious assault vehicles...yea 40 year old vehicles rock

  • how was rangers and jungles thanksgiving?

  • Baby Jesus!

  • just popped a boner

    

  • As a Former Recon Marine (91-99) I FUCKIN LOVE IT !!!! Only thing missing is the Thirteen Alabama National Championships....

    Kiss the Rings Bitches and Fuckin Semper Fi !!!!!!!!

  • @treajvickers force recon Marine.... you're my hero in every way. I hope to be a Force Recon Marine one day, no stopping till I achieve my goal and make chesty puller proud!

  • @treajvickers Roll Tide and Semper Fi,

  • Rock on! LOVE IT!

  • what camera do you use?

  • Hell yes.

  • Cute

  • XDDDD  This is so funny. Hahaha

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  • Dick blood and tears, makes my testicles fist bump

  • That 'stash is not regulation. Unsat.

  • 8 people are thank-less hippes who need to get washed down with dick blood and tears

  • oooRa

  • AWESOME!!!  SEMPER FI!

  • LOVE ITTTTTTTT!!!  "...flesh wounds for reminding me I'm alive..."

  • This sweet mustache! 

  • I'm a Marine, and I support this public service announcement.

  • @DasFuzzlez Oohrah!

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  • lol hell yeah i played with this G.I. JOE when i was a kid Semper Fi

  • Whoever disliked this video must be a tyedye wearing commie! Too funny

  • FUCK YES

  • as a Marine, this pretty much sums it up. Love it guys, keep up the great work.

  • You had me a dick blood tears!

  • "Dick blood and tears make the green grass grow"

    That needs to be on a t-shirt.

    AFT never disappoints.

  • @airsoftsurvivalman12 Look at the end of the video... He already sells them.

  • @airsoftsurvivalman12 It is on a shirt.. idiot....

  • @C9H2A5D Sorry buddy, I normally switch videos when the end credits pop up. Any other insults to throw my way?

  • @airsoftsurvivalman12 somebody didnt watch all the way till the end did they? that IS on a t shirt lol.  now what would be cool is if they did it in arabic. hahaha

  • @airsoftsurvivalman12 0:57 O look they have a T-shirt that says "Dick blood and tears make the green grass grow"

  • 7 ppl must be hippies and commies

  • Guy with puppets.. As in Craig Ferguson? Hell yeah he's awesome. Marine has just gotten a bit more respect from me.

  • @indoorin I think he means Jeff Dunham.

  • FORCE RECON .... FUCK YEAH!!!!!

  • he mentioned AAVs, yeah boyee

  • should be one with ranger and jungle recon

  • Happy thanksgiving, go fuck urself!!! Lol

  • lolololol! hilarious stuff!

  • love it, thx!

  • Awesome! RLTW

  • I'm thankful for AFT! Rangers lead the way!

  • Only a communist or a hippy would dislike this.

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  • I was thankful for the same things!

  • Wait, what makes the green grass grow?

  • @bandit63delta Blood! Blood! Bright Red BLOOD!!!

  • Wild Turkey FTW

  • hell yeah, this is the first video to use amphibious asault vehicles. most ppl dont know what they are, but i am one of the very few that actually get to work on and drive them. hell yeah!

  • I love you guys! seriously this just made my day.

  • Whats baby jesus have to do with anything?

  • That's the Gung-ho action figure from the '80s version of GI Joe the cartoon. I remember an episode where he shoots a missile out of the air with a trusty M-14 to save Duke's life. HAHAHAHA I love it!  I'm a Soldier but it's a great joke on Marines, and yet still pays homage to them and a lot of other funny stuff.

    GREAT JOB!

  • The Marine is by far the best character on AFT!

  • YUT!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • lynyrd skynyrd hell yeah!

  • As a Marine I love the fact that you guys made a Marine character on this hilarious series you have created. Keep making these, you guys rock!

  • Yeah thanksgivings cool(if you have food)

  • Marine and Jungle need to have a mustache contest aka "Mustache Wars!!!", and of course there will need to be a follow up so we can hear Ranger's take on the whole thing. :D

  • YUTTTT! URRRRRRRRRR!

  • Hahahahah

  • him and jungle recon need to team up for a kick ass mission or an orgy....god that would be epic.

  • I was laughing so hard my roommate came in to see what I was laughing at and now he's laughing his ass off! Bravo Zulu!

  • Thank you so much for making the Marine videos. I crack up sooo much.

  • oh my fuck this is the best damn AFT yet everything is true except the Jeff Dunham part. He blows.

  • made me laugh as always

  • Hahahahahaha! OOOOORAH! This guy gets us! Maximum yuttage, Semper Fi!

  • FUCK TIEDYE. i hate these new breed of hippies that blend in and then boom they occupy the parks and the srteets and all that.i say break out the rubber bullets charge the tazers strap on the riot gear crank up the hoses and lets bust some skulls.hoora

  • dick blood and tears make the green grass grow

  • Man you guys rock bro... These Videos crack me up!

  • Yutbag lol

  • im thankful for AFT!!

    and reminding me of true american values!

  • Amazing video yet again. Keep them coming.

  • Hahaha this is awesome. As a Marine I strongly approve of this message. Keep it up

  • I showed this to my Marine friend, he just passed out from laughing! Should I turn him on his side or something?

  • THIS SWEET ASS MUSTACHE!!!

  • wow no dislikes good job bro

  • @tatertot700 Haha. Thanks.

    But, it's still the Youtube so don't hold your breath. There are bound to be a few eventually. :-)

  • @actionfiguretherapy the dislikers must be in the Coast Guard.

  • Serious question: Are all or some of you guys actually IN the military? Some things that Army Ranger has said, (Not really WHAT he said, but HOW he said it) makes me believe you are...If so, THANK YOU for this, and for your service.

  • Looks like there could be an upcoming 'stache war between Marine and Jungle...

  • I knew Marine's had no sense of humor boo puppet guy.

  • @zJohnnyRingoz Jerry Rocha (who voices this character) came up with that line. We thought it was hilarious and pinpointed the exact kind of standup comedy AFT's Marine would be into. :-)

  • Ok ok ok, AFT you need to stop all these teasers and make a short movie or something where all of them go on a mission . Hell it could just be a series of shorts where they act out some of the stories they tell. (The UFC fighter beat down in Best buy would be my choice) Seriously, if its a funding issue I will sell drugs to rich high school kids or rob a bank to fund it! America needs this!!!

  • @Tremendous027 Haha. Thanks. And, yes, we are working on doing something like this. It's just going to take a while. :-)

  • @Tremendous027 freaking funny dude....

    

  • @Tremendous027 wouldnt this be hard to do with Action Figures.... I did that crap when I was a kid

  • KILL KILL KILL OOORAH!!!!!

  • YAT YAS

  • looking good naked, scratch that, looking GREAT naked!

  • Gentlemen of the AFT, I just sat here giggling thinking about all the fun Jungle could have with "Magnum Opus." Anything to that one?

  • another classic!

  • Sweet Baby Jesus, AFT is the best thing on the interweb. I still think the Best Buy Teabagging Incident may be your Magnum Opus - but this one is pretty damn hysterical. Nice job - please keep them coming!

  • @hkemhrnskc08

    I've got The Best Buy Teabagging Incident in my top 5. My #1 is Honey Badger Blood Orgy.

  • He left out vagina.

  • Awesome ending!

  • i'm thankful for being able to celebrate thanksgiving with my family for the first time in 4 years. oorah.

  • no top comment...hmmm...Boobs.

  • I want to just keep liking this over and over!