If SMERDLEY Was A Schoolteacher

[tweety6252]

the guy that made this video is a dumb ass

[celnav1]

WE WILL NOT BE LEARNING THE CRACK OF THE GIRLS ASS SITTING IN FRONT OF YOU HAHAH THAT HILARIOUS !!!!!

[celnav1]

 WE WILL NOT BE LEARNING the crack of the girls ass sitting in front of you hahaha

this guys GREATT!!

[Jake199415]

You seen like a pretty nice teacher.

[jodisweetie]

god this guy is funny!! And he actually reminds me of one of my old teachers.... shudder...

[noogey89]

show some respect these comments make me sick R.i.P Smerdley

[kullprit]

this 108 yr old dude is the creepiest thing i've ever seen.

[ssbblover10]

DUMB Ass who are u talking to? ugly bastard if u were a school teacher you would be arrested

[dmanstoit]

eff u

[SkunkyStinkbomb]

Dude, if YOU were a school teacher, by the time school was out, the kids would wanna eat babies, like you. Leave Smerdley the hell alone.

[PIEDUDEPRODUCTIONS]

lol

[twilitedawn11195]

My DEAR Mr. Smerdly,You May remember me as Mrs. Donald, head mistress of this fine institution. You are, sirrah, in a word, a Cad, and a perverted one at that.How Dast you use levity to excuse the filth that pours out of your tainted mouth, rather than teaching conceptual physics as you aree tenured to do? You are a bad influence, Smerdly, I demand you meet with me after class whereupon I will PUNISH your irreverant hide. LMAO, Smerdly you are definately a keeper ;-P

<3<3<3 Debi Donald

[chickenscorp]

This has to be the WEIRDEST and most SCARY video on youtube and that ive seen!

[BabyBright]

Smerdley reminds me of Morton Downey Jr., I had the biggest crush on him.

[BabyBright]

If smerdley had been my teacher it would have been a blast! He is awesome!

[eddx11]

Ill commit suicide if u were my teacher

[smerdley]

Good thing you didn't go to Westminster Junior High School in Millcreek Township. ALL the teachers there were horrible bastards.

[SkunkyStinkbomb]

It's too bad you won't commit suicide now.

[patrickloughlin]

my god who could forget u .... dear god y am i even looking at this ?????????

[warlockskz]

I would'd transfer to a new school if you were my teacher.

[MisterrKnowItAll]

I hate to be a Know-It-All, but since I AM MisterrKnowItAll--you made a mistake when you said "Conceptual Physics". The textbook clearly says "Contemporary Phyisics", on the front cover.

[AlizeePwnzU]

definitely says conceptual

[quickfists259]

But high school physics was easy.

And I would have loved to have a teacher like Mr. Smerdley.

[wagzetsu]

Fucking shit, Smerdley. You scare the fuck out of me sometimes. Giving me the chills!

[leidheiser6]

Smerdley should be a shopping mall santa

[theEman111]

are u just alittle retarded lol

[inuyashagirl1127]

F!

Into the soft flesh of your naked buttocks!

LOL!!!

[Angus333McBride]

Keep on smachin with thae book XD Ive never had an teacher like that but aboot the F XD Im glad to XD

[EBChrispy]

that was absolutely hilarious. My girlfriend and I laughed hysterically. I wish I would have casted you in one of the teacher roles in one of my last couple of movies...

Keep up the good work!

[wifiarmyOWNS]

lol OMG THE SCIENCE TEACHER WAS LIKE THIS

[smerdley]

That was patterned after a Science teacher I had in the 86h grade, naked Clark W. Hall. He was especially mean to girls, addressing them as "Girly". ("Shut up, GIRLY!") He used to lean back at his desk and fold his hands behind his head, and he'd pick up a piece of chalk on the sly, and he;s throw it at someone who wasn't paying attention. Someone reported him for throwing chalk, so he got reprimanded and from then on, he just threw blackboard erasers. He used to be an Army Sergeant.

[wifiarmyOWNS]

HAHA thats awsome Mr.Chupa this year was almost as bad as that,thats so funny imagine what he threw at the soldiers as a seargant lol

[SandM4E32]

OWNED again

[SilverTimberwolf]

Man, that had to be the funniest video ever so far tonight!

[smerdley]

That video--and the Lone Ranger video, are my two favorites.

[soupygirl]

hahahaha... yes, sir--- right away, sir!

[Kinja12]

damn i am glad youhr not my teacher

lol

but i did have a teacher in third grade that was a total...*cough cough bitch cough cough*

and she hated me

i am lucky i passed

lol

[thaprince95]

yo dude i wish u were a real teacher and be my teacher when i go to 8th grade next year u r awesoem fuckin awesome peace

[houstontexas357]

smerdley keep up the good work you flippn funny as hell screw the haters

[Souroush]

I am a psychiatric practicitoner and I notice that Smerdley exudes alot of homosexual tendancies in his videos

[soupygirl]

practicitoner? didn't win any spelling bees on your way to receiving that degree huh?

[BobDoleismyBitch]

omg 3:32 was just sick....

[smerdley]

Yeah--when you're getting chewed out by a parent, a teacher, a boss, or another authority figure, you always notice disgusting personal details like spittle, or a booger in their nose hairs, and you feel like saying "DUDE! Blow your NOSE!", or else you try not to crack up laughing at them, right?

[BobDoleismyBitch]

i suppose but your usually not so close to them that u can see tooth enamel

[soupygirl]

I beg to differ--- my mom got right in my face like that--- having flashbacks... thanks smerds XD

[soupygirl]

holy spit strings, smerdley!

[ULTBW100]

I just about shit my pants from laughing so hard. Great video!

[wiibox3]

BEST DAMN TEACHER EVER!

[smerdley]

looked at your videos before I responded and I couldn't help but see that you're a good person.

=)

[slimgirl9]

thx i do try to be a gd person

[JacobR248]

I just saw this show called Icarly...gayest piece of trash ever. It was like a nick at nite show on TV at 3am, but instead of a sterotype person it was a bitchy girl, and instead of it being about life, it was a stupid webcam show that couldn't get crap views if it was real...what are your views of the show?

[smerdley]

I looked it up on YouTube. It looks like the kind of garbage in the tradition of "Saved By The Bell" type shows, are still being made, to give kids asshole-ish, shallow role models. Same formula.

[JacobR248]

Yes, we need better role models like Adam Sandler...If they make you mad, kick them in the nuts!

[slimgirl9]

ok lol your funny

[slimgirl9]

you are not funny jest weard

[smerdley]

Your opinion is best kept to yourself, girly.

[UltimateShinigami]

loved the end

"that would've been fun"

lol

[WHATevaTV]

Good clip, we need to revamp the educational system.

[krazyteens6]

MY EYES BURN!!!

[BiancaAdams]

wow that was scary lol!

[SlyZepplin]

LMAO Hilarious!

[georgekane17]

That was quite scary!

[hurtgrunt]

all because u found a tie,U scruffy bastard. And shut that fuckin kitchen door,there's a rite draft.

[smerdley]

I saw that necktie on the ground and i thought "I can use that on The Smerdley Show"! When I got home, I had to go digging for a shirt with a collar, because usually I wear just tee shirts.

[MyPinkRainbow]

hi there this is g i was a friewe nd of jeremy gosh if i were a teacher i would be beaten alot of asses in the class if they get or got out of hand i would open a big ole can of whop ass

[flipzero215]

smerdley smerdley... THAT WAS GREAT :P haha nice nice good character keep it up man alot better then my videos lmao mien are just random crap that isn't great so keep it up

[lindamac]

We never had teachers like this ever , we had 1 guy from prison he got the sack because the teenage girls terrorised him he could not hold class he had a nervous breakdown . The rest were just lecherous old men trying to snog or worse molest you in the store room under the pretence that you were to collect the books for the class.

[R0botRocker]

HAHAHAHAHA! I want you to be my teacher!

[Ayuyoukou]

pfffffffffff...

Nothing compared to how my teachers were in the old days

[andrewcorbin20]

LOL. I like this video!

[smerdley]

FINALLY! I hit a good one! =D

[andrewcorbin20]

:)YEP! You never disappoint me.

[vouzavez]

ahahahah lol

[Kevinhood11]

Lol Smerd this ones awesome

[DarthKorig]

lol awesomeness!

[crystyxn]

omg ur like 35 years old to me XD

im only 13 year old but u fucking rock!!

the freaky thing would be that i'd found out that u play cone online game

[rcmoonpie1967]

umm, professor Smerdley...the dog ate my homework ;-)

[area205]

I had a reacher like this too. Only she would'nt come out and say it, and it she only did it to me. Anyway good stuff there Smerdley

[area205]

I had a teacher not a reacher

[smerdley]

I had teachers who'd reach right out and slap you silly, if they felt like it. They had the permission of a law called "in loco parentis"--that's "in place of parents", in Latin. Whatever punishment the teacher felt like dishing out, he or she had legal authority to do so.

[bloodriotiori]

an F into the soft flesh of your naked buttocks! That was hilarious!!

[shredabilly13]

Hey Smerdley, check out my myspace site linked on my page. If you want theme music let me know and I will compose a theme for your shows for free!

[AJ78910]

why don't you have more subscribers.

[jamesfrancis5]

hahahhaha your so awesome

[AnnyaMoon]

LOL Naaa! your a pussy cat I just know it!

[highheadjester]

LOLOL That would have been great!! LOLOL ~HHJ~