Would You DO Martha Stewart?

[mydearheidi]

Martha went to jail close to where I live, lol.

[emlove143]

hahahaha zipster and the feet!

[cmoorecole]

It was at least 20 years ago. I was sweating on a rowing machine in front of Sat. afternoon public TV. This blonde woman had a show about Thanksgiving at her place. She was filthy rich with a special fancy barn just for throwing a big shindig for the family. I watched and rowed. For Thanksgiving that year, I put chestnuts in the dressing and sage leaves under the turkey's skin. I felt inadequate because all my dishes matched.

[littlepandaexpress]

LMAO omg i love Di so much hahaha

[no1funkydiva]

Ewe, Martha Stewart can suck it.

I love you guys, when you all get together. You're just too funny.

[bangwezl]

Ayyy; only in Brooklyn!

[minniesota54]

"I would so spoon her!" Ha.

[DatAintRight]

Rim job! LOL

Yea, my wheels are so dirty! LMAO

[strangeparty]

Martha once did a show on how to dry flowers with silica. I was m-e-s-m-e-r-i-z-e-d. My life changed, that day.

Did he really say "friggin A"? LOL

[f3xpgm]

Diana want to do Martha and Terry haves a foot fetiche! Crazy people! lol! ;)

[TheJayEffect]

Love the music :P

[desala2007]

Would I do Martha....?

If she paid me...MAAAAYBE.

OMG, Diana is so funny! I've seen her in alot of other people's channel, i think I'll subscribe to her.

[greenadore]

hahah

:)

[MalyssaAK]

cha cha cha

[justinbluehall]

"Put on your headphones bitch!"

[spifffang]

i like this video

[trevorlucerostudio]

classic, one for the ages.

favorited.

[1938superman]

It's like putting on fuckin Hannah Montana for my daughter.

[jackingjilloff]

What the hell, was Zipster scratching his nose on your toe? lol

[paparazzi323]

( would you Do Martha Stewart? lets see! SHE has lots of money A must! YES i would DO her!!in her favored rose garden : )

[CaptainRock]

I would if I were paid!!! :p

[missdivinestalls]

My mother was like that for YEARS about Martha. When I was a little kid it was all about the Stewart. Dear Lord Martha Martha Martha!

[alphaba2]

Love the video but the woman is just wrong. Sorry Diana.

[imajeanyus]

my mom goes nuts when she sees her name - but in a bad way. she flips out b/c she thinks her hair is always messed up and doesn't know why she's on tv with it untidy.

[Spielbergsp]

"What?" LOL :)

Great vid, guys! :)

[VioletKitty411]

ROFL, I had no idea she was such a Martha fan...or that Martha had a YT channel. But, hey, Oprah does!

[Chingawing]

Diana is crazy when shes watching Martha Stewart!

[Lethesunshine]

You guys look like y'all are having so much fun. But then again look who's in the room??? Some of my favorite YouTubers!

Curt's expressions are priceless!

(((Hugs)))

~Mimi

[Foofer77]

OMG, Di was soooo cute in that video!! :oD

[emlove143]

"diana is about to put her junk between her legs and dance under a disco ball for martha."

:D

[ArmyIssu3dWife]

i hate my mothers obsession with martha stewart... its so depressing...

i remember when she use to watch her show all the time.. if anyone spoke during it she would throw a shoe at us hahaha

saveee mee

[NutCheese]

I should remind her to TiVo the repeats. She yelled at the whole room while watching a video about pooping ketchup.

[OhCurt]

LMAO! I can totally see her doing that.

And it's funny because I'm not you.

:-D

[GayBoiDem]

Yes I would do her. I hear her penis is bigger then mine.

[chitter0chatter]

Hey, where have you been Kelly? Missed your vids.

[NutCheese]

I keep hearing that.  I have been here. I just posted like 4 new videos on my AuntKelley page.

[anakin1814]

I so have to tell Diana that I think Martha is the hell spawn!

Great video!

[NutCheese]

She will kick you ass

[anakin1814]

I just might like that! ;)

[Texasred63]

Wow not relly sure what to say on this one, she is a martha stocker and ohcurt is weird, zipster does not look like himself, like there is the real zipster and then the online zipster.

[NutCheese]

Are you saying Zipster is all just an act??? That bastard had me fooled!

[pneumaticproceder]

Diana and Martha should make babies together.

What a pretty world it would be.

[NutCheese]

You heard that Martha had a penis too? I just thought it was a rumor!

[pneumaticproceder]

hangs to the left.

[pneumaticproceder]

hangs to the left.

[johnnysmooth]

why? why? why? why?

[NutCheese]

I cant explain it... I just post it.

[islandGAL7]

: )

[TheWickedLoki]

i feel the same way about tyra banks...

[limaq]

at least tyra have the looks!

[NutCheese]

Now that is one crazy bitch! I see clips of her on 'The Soup' every week.

[TheWickedLoki]

yes i like my bitches insane...

:D

I love joel ...as well lol!

[gnr1234]

diana estas loca

[NutCheese]

¡qué lástima!

[gnr1234]

le metes bien duro al espanol chica

[robtran]

"It pust the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose"

Priceless!! LOL!!!

[blazingarmada]

Z!P!

[fibresgp]

Love this one..Diana is so freakin cute! Curt said Rim Job...Hee Hee

[NutCheese]

Haha... you were the first one to notice. That was my favorite part!

[sukatra]

Okay I have a new dare for Diana:

1. Go to one of Martha's tapings.

2. Bring Frankie and smuggle your video cam in. You'll probably have to hide it in Frankie's ass because I'm sure they'll search you.

3. In the middle of the taping, stand up and yell "I fuckin' love you Martha!" Make sure Frankie gets it on tape.

4. Kick the security guys in the balls when they come after you.

[NutCheese]

I double dog dare you Di!!!

[TheaterOfMemory]

Great one :-) I saw Martha once in a restaurant (pre-jail)

[NutCheese]

You don't want to mess with her now... she might shank ya!

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[NutCheese]

stalker

[mtamorphis]

I would rather watch Diana then Martha! Di and Frankie are too cute, and much more FUN!

[sign543]

I'd do Diana.

[samsarajade]

Curt needs to wash his brain out!

I'm not sure about Martha, Di can have her. Nigella Lawson is hotter!

[NutCheese]

I had to google Nigella Lawson... you're right

[MGB1000]

Thats so good. OhCurt is so jealous....lol

[GramsandPapi]

ROFL!!!! Diana is cracking me up!!! Little Cheese feet are so cute!! Thanks, Grams

[captainimij]

the things I would do to Martha...I could be a 5500 dollar an hour call-boy.With a 50% off coupon and a home made loin cloth I would rock her world.Then we could have wine and cheese in front of the fire place.OK I would do it for free.

[NutCheese]

Whore!

[PooHunny69]

Yeah Di and Martha sitting in a tree...

[NutCheese]

S-P-OO-N-I-N-G! (One too many letters)

[berzerkeley]

Martha makes me feel guilty.

[NutCheese]

Screw that... I don't see her editing her own videos!

[JohnLWright]

Zipster was killin me with those feet.

lol

[NutCheese]

Those were my feet... he isn't that flexible

[PrincessDiana161]

Martha rules my world...Yeah i said it!!!

OMG you should totally attach this to one of her videos :)

[NutCheese]

Do you think she will have me as a guest on her show?

[PrincessDiana161]

She would think you're totally precious and want to do crafts with you :)

[jedijadee]

It's like totally pooping ketchup!

Is that what she said?

ROFL

[NutCheese]

Yup... everyone should have something that poops ketchup!

[sm1else]

You know, the new Heinz bottle caps DO resemble a certain muscle, and I am guessing that is not by accident. Somebody at HJ Heinz gathered people into a conference room and presented a set of Powerpoint slides extolling the virtues of the human a^&hole, and suggested that Heinz could cement their dominant market share by designing a bottle cap that worked the same way. Somebody must have taken video of this...

[Julsinmaine101]

I laughed outloud!Princess Dianna you are too funny...yes I like Martha too...

[Annaconda1984]

(=P

[ItalianStallionette]

HAHAHA.. Spooning Martha? Wow.. Was Zipster Smelling your toes?

[NutCheese]

He is obsessed with my feet... total perv!

[scottfaithfull]

princessdiana rocks. my sister is a huge martha stewart fan too. the 2 of them would get along great. this is a really great video! thanks for sharing. :)

[NutCheese]

Di may see your sister as competition for the love of Martha.

[angel28607]

LOL@it puts the lotion on it's skin or get's the hose.hehehehehehe

[Daliwolf]

O.O Hey...to each their own I say...

[Zipster08]

How much more of this footage is laying around?? WILL IT NEVER END?

[monicavm]

Serves you right... : )

[NutCheese]

Just wait til I post the clip of you flashing the... oops... never mind.

[evilkate666]

hahaha...i choked on my morning coffee...that was funny...and what is up with zips hair....he is a cutie..

[NutCheese]

I styled it... do ya like it?

[evilkate666]

love it!!!.ps. i didnt know they let crazies have sharp objects...ha..just kidding, i love your vids. keep posting, cause it gives me something to do...sad huh...ok bye. kat

[WomanInterrupted]

It puts the lotion on it's skin ROFL classic

[xenafairy3]

that was cute...didn't realize how bad the obsession was :)

[tunisianswife]

loved Curt's reactions. He seems less than amused. (oh yeah, and you do have cute feet no matter what anyone says, Kelly. lint and all) Susan

[NutCheese]

My feet are cute... until you smell them

[wpgpeanut]

That was perfect.. Diana is the sweetest person EVA!

[paul1967uk]

Did Martha make your pancake moist

[NutCheese]

She basted my turkey

[robtran]

Or used a turkey baster to..uh, er...

Never mind.

[747dog]

...Id do Martha, with one little candle burning, with cookies baking, with Elton John singing Bitch is back, on the kitchen floor, after having drank a quart of Jim Beam, but she would have to be gagged & trussed up like a turkey to cook...Then I would grudgingly put the stuffing in her...Hey you asked...

[NutCheese]

Mental image... must wash eyes out with rubbing alcohol.

[txnrobin]

diana is hilarious ;)

[friscow]

i dont really listen to martha.. but i listen to howard stern a lot and she has been on his channel a couple of times...  and i liked her appearence on that one.

-Frisco the Navajo

[NutCheese]

She must be a good sport to go on his show. I crack up at her appearances on Conan O'Brian.

[friscow]

I found her to be very forthcoming and honest when she and her daughter were on the show.

-Frisco the Navajo

[kaedelake]

hmmp..oh well...why not

[NutCheese]

you're easy  :P

[LarenKee]

I can't stand Martha, but I think Diana is great. :)

[NutCheese]

Watch out Martha... Di is taking your place!

[moomay11649]

Martha is OK. I wouldn't "do" her.

[NutCheese]

picky picky

[acallaway1957]

Martha who?

[NutCheese]

That is what I named my toe lint

[acallaway1957]

Why doesn't that surprise me?

[strangeparty]

This is getting sort of like a twisted version of "Friends" :)

[NutCheese]

You should see the footage that I can't post. They are corrupting me!

[johnofjordan]

"Martha Stewart - I can't with her!"

- PrincessDiana161

[NutCheese]

Martha could put a ribbon on a piece of poop and Di would think it was great!

[anmoose]

LMFrigginAO!!!! Love it, Kelly!!

And no, I wouldn't do Martha in this lifetime. Ever. I'd do TubeGranny first.

Methinks Diana is obsessed. LOL

Moosie

[NutCheese]

TubeGranny is a dude.

[anmoose]

Shows how serious I am about NOT doing Martha. :-P

[squirrelygurl]

Haha i'ld do her, lol. probably not. i dont date convicts anymore. ;)

[NutCheese]

But she has been rehabilitated!

[evilkate666]

she might be a repeat offender...ya never know. money causes people to do odd shit. kat

[squirrelygurl]

tru dat kat. i think its best if i stay clear of that whole big martha mess. hehe

[evilkate666]

agreed...lol

[squirrelygurl]

:P :P

[SamProof]

OMG Diana... omg

[NutCheese]

Who woulda thunk it?

[SamProof]

It could be worse, it could have been Oprah.

[ebrewer2224]

hell no

[NutCheese]

I can just feel your love for Martha through you passionate words.

[katalina2007]

All I can say is, "choose your travelmates wisely"!! LOL! Let's hope that is the last you see of MARTHA for some time :)

[NutCheese]

Sometimes you just gotta sit back and let Di go off.

[katalina2007]

LOL! BTW, I HOPE that Fred & I will be back in Italy in time for your visit over here...We leave TOMORROW, Friday, 3/14, in order to visit the Italian Consulate in SF, CA on Monday, March 17th--so we can CONTINUE to live over here :) I hope my suggestions helped you plan your trip?!

[Bern33]

My aunt loved her too until she worked in the same building as her in Chelsea. She was on the elevator going down for a smoke break with her coworkers and Martha came in, Martha proceeded to talk about how smokers were "disgusting". So basically now, she can't stand the bitch.

[NutCheese]

I hear she makes her staff wear these lame uniforms of khaki pants and a peach shirt.

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

I LOVE PRINCESSDIANA161 & I LOVE MARTHA STEWART!!

ciao bella Reynaldo with love & peace from San Francisco Baby!

[NutCheese]

GAY

[Blinkazoid]

LOL, great video! I actually do like Martha Stewart. Although not nearly as rabidly and Diana, LOL. I always felt she got a totally raw deal on the insider trading thing.

[NutCheese]

I think her time in prison made her cooler

[helivestubes]

My husband thinks Im Martha. lol

[NutCheese]

Why... do you boss him around a lot?

[channeIreview]

OK -- confession time. Back in 1990 my wife subscribed to Martha's then new magazine and yes it was my reading material of choice while I was on the toilet. I spent hours reading her calendar so I would know when she was planting tulip bulbs or going to an opening of new K-Mart. And yes, as ex-cons go, I still think she is hot.

[NutCheese]

I read Maxim when I am on the toilet.

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

What was Zipster doing to those feet?

[NutCheese]

He likes to suck on my toes

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

I see...

[NihilistZealot]

So thats the kind of people who become stalkers

[NutCheese]

Did you see the crazy look in her eye?

[Stuka87]

LOL! Good one Curt.

[Copperbat]

It's so 1998 to hate Martha. Di is one of the few people I've ever seen actually admit to liking her. I don't know of a single other person anywhere that admits they like Martha. There must be an entire continent somewhere filled with millions of Martha zombies making her one of the most watched television personalities and one of the most successful businesswomen of all time. Cause no one likes her. No sir. Not anyone. Kinda like Hannah Montana. No one watches her either. ;p

[NutCheese]

I like Martha cause she is a gangster thug!

[robtran]

That would explain all the hand movements in her TV shows. She's throwin' out her signs!

[ChristopherMast]

Martha Stewart is a bitch.

I'd rather watch Loco Mama cook.

[NutCheese]

You like the slutty crack whore type... you are a class act

[OhCurt]

Diana's got Martha trapped at the bottom of a well, I JUST KNOW IT!!

[NutCheese]

Nope... she is in the dungeon chained to the wall with a ballgag in her mouth and nipple clamps with pink tassels

[sukatra]

Curt you were either drunk when she made this video or there's a whole new side to your personality that I've never seen. I want to see more.

[OhCurt]

I wasn't drunk. I was just being inappropriate.

8-)

[sukatra]

Then you need a new channel called "inappropriatecurt", because I'd LOVE to see those videos!

[nbwulf]

I would have never pegged Di as a Martha fanatic... nice commentary Curt. =)

[NutCheese]

I bet Diana is a better cook... and she has bigger boobs too.

[nbwulf]

Diana is MUCH more entertaining to listen to, I don't think I've ever heard Martha drop a "gutterc**t" on one of her episodes.

[Zublime75]

LMAO at Curt, that was funny

[NutCheese]

I thought Curt was inappropriate

[Zublime75]

haha sometimes inappropriate is fun :P

[NutCheese]

inappropriate is ALWAYS fun!

[Zublime75]

hehehe You know it! :)

[1994cg]

haha 'put on your head phones bitch'