Abstain for the game - Telecom Advertisement

[Mar1lynManson]

FAIL

[WhitesDeserveRights]

We know exactly why you did this you rotten, demographic manipulating scum and your time is running out dwelling in our governments using divide and conquer and ethnic cleansing via policies. You can use all the absinence propaganda, inter-racial propaganda, feminism, abortion as a weapon to lower white birth rates, but did you really expect to do this without any resistance? You fucked with the wrong people, just like you did in WW2 you rotten, hook nosed genocidal maniacs

[WhitesDeserveRights]

Wanna know a little secret why they did this? They are promoting this crazy idea of "abstinence for loyalty" as a way to combat the upcoming small baby boom (which has actually already occured from the world cup) Population control you ask? NO, there is massive asian immigration into NZ, its purely an attempt to lower the white birth rate in NZ. Dont believe me? Then you are a narrow minded liberal fool. These Zionist Jews (even hollywood funding the ad) are hellbent on ethnic cleansing..

[ChenChen0006]

How can someone NOT be turned on watching Kakers (Kahui) pummel the opposition? GET REAL! 

[ChenChen0006]

I think their suppose to be taking the piss out of the Jonas brother Disney homo's. Y'know promise rings. Either way it's not really funny.

[ZtDreamRider]

Satchi made this but Telecom decided to pull it.

[ZtDreamRider]

If you need the cash you need the cash.

[Hoooyeeeaaah321]

telecom cant do anything right

[Dangerous1NZ]

Stupid fukn idea, hope sum1 got fired. Fuk like bunnies for the AB'S lol

[heffir]

This is quite gay, super gay. I think the ABs would rather we banged for them. Abstaining is just plain wrong.

[plonker00765]

fitzy must have been paid a fortune to do this, no male in his right mind would suggest

abstenance for people not involved, whoever dreamed this up is a non abstaining wanker, this is the all blacks for goodness sake, they're well ard tough nuts capable

of shagging just before a game and winning easily,chuck norris isn't even in the same league as the a.bs.

[MrBigolnuts]

Why am I going to stop having sex for rugby? I don't get it?......could Sean please explain that part?..........whats the point? I don't see how pre or post match sex is going to effect the out come of a rugby match?...........infact that would be pretty funny if Sean's old lady didn't get any for the entire 2011 world, yea you go bro! buy her a 2011 Rugby World Cup Edition Dildo!!

[alcohollica777]

I didn't find this funny, or offensive. what's the big deal?

[gazbo66]

Awful.

[zixoi]

fuck u telecom ur making us look like a bunch of pussys

[ZtDreamRider]

This is a major advertising failure. How come Sean and Saatchi and Saatchi did not understand that New Zealanders would not be interested in this rubbish.

[000colourful000]

Graham Henry was pretty in to this apparently. Probably because he never gets laid.

[SKIFTIGER]

All credit to Sean,All credit to all the viewers and all credit to Telecom for watching this stupid advertisement.It deserves the All Credit of all times(lol)

[KiwiGlambert]

stupid

[015KatieY]

I have NO idea what abstinence has to do with rugby or telecom!??

[caitlyno123]

How could you even approve a stupid idea like this!

[AtomSmash3r]

Abstain from Telecom and Root for the Aussies LOL.

[waldo198]

I'm sure the creative team at Saatchi & Saatchi were all smoking several cones when they created this !

[Fartpooswees]

CRINGE!!! worst ad EVER! This is worse than "new coke". Total marketing fail.

[hansical19901]

i think they were trying to copy the lamb ads in australia with sam kekovitch.

seems like the same style anyway.

[donbrashsux]

Abstain from such shit Telecom ads..how much that crap ad cost ya telecom ??oh thats right money aint no object ya ripped nz off for fuckin years..thank god for vodaphone etc ABSTAIN FROM TELECOM ..I SAY..

[aidanlow93]

Hahaha this is fucking epic, get a fucking sense of humor and have a laugh ya ungreat-full pricks. I'm getting me a black ring

[NastyNikes]

Thrust forth New Zealand into one of the many women your are going to Bang For The All Blacks

[iFoRMaTioN1]

All Blacks gonna win the rugby world cup!

[ZtDreamRider]

Why is an ex All Black involved in this nonsense, I am shocked!

[sporky69]

so damn bad!

[redbaron1901]

This is an insult to the intelligence of New Zealanders. What have everyday people done to deserve the contempt of some important elements of the corporate world?

[sandz77]

embarrassingly bad

[shaveyourfingers]

can i still wank?

[ambulanceproduction]

Saatchi and saatchi + telecom = DUMB NUMB..

[WiremuH]

Fuck it might as well be "Be gay for the game"

[hardlyberking]

I'll be supporting the boys in black this World Cup. Come on, England!

[nzravensfan]

@hardlyberking Get your own jersey colour. Oh wait, you do!

[milvelb51]

excellent example of Telecom Exec wasting time and money on poorly thought out propaganda. Passionate about rugby my arse; passionate about branding with the AB's (like every one else), thinking it will drive up profits. If only Paul Reynolds got rid of some of his half -arsed leadership team who spend too much time on marketing and not enough running an efiicient service driven business. Meanwhile T/com staff have to reduce business related travel to meet cost cutting targets & $ paid to SeanF?

[ZtDreamRider]

Whats going on here? This is totally inappropriate.

[Pihasanddunes1]

I'm not offended by this, except by the inference that rugby fans would fall for such moronic crap. It's problem is that it is irrelevant and stupid. All Telecom has to do is show scenes of the All Blacks, and show how they're (as sponsors) standing alongside them. The ABs iconography is well established, has been for decades, no mucking with it required. I hope the designers don't start whinging that we're too PC to get it. We're just not stupid enough to laugh and something so dumb.

[ProjectFlashlight612]

Somewhere, not so long ago, someone looked at the proposal for this idiotic farce and said: "Wow, this is AWESOME!" It's almost depressing, but luckilu it's too stupid and funny to truly get you down. Yes, the decline of Western civilisation cranks up a notch. Saatchi & Saatchi are well known in NZ for doing boneheadedly stupid ad campaigns, so why anyone was surprised that they've achieved ultra-fail AGAIN is no clear.

[Matr0nMalice]

Well, All Blacks will crush, but not cos I kept my legs closed. What a stupid bloody ad #WashesEyeballs

[SD78]

Another failed, embarrassing amateur Saatchi &Saatchi campaign.

I wonder how Kevin Roberts is going to spin this one?

[tazzyrove]

You have to be kidding me!?? I thought this was a joke. But heck, Was i wrong!

[ginjaninja1988]

This is pretty lame. But what gets me is all the people up in arms about. I mean who really cares; everyone is saying 'oh it makes NZ look silly' well we already look silly for being so obsessed with a game. But thats our media for you....important election, financial issues, increasing of spying powers for NZSIS, reduction of privacy thru equal pay measures, world economy falling apart, major international currency problems on the doorstep, high unemployment and all we hear is 'duh rugby'

[yodasodaskoda]

what he's saying is that he will abstain during the cup and then after that he's going to release the pressure by fisting the fuck out of his wife...

[nico180708]

bro REALLY

[cezza57]

This is embarrassing for me and my country, New Zealand.

[WiremuH]

Jesus Christ Sean, why would you promote this gay shit?

[montotosk]

they were just trying to be funny, is not a big deal. You don't have real problems in New Zeland?

[deepdownblueable]

Is he sitting on the crapper in his giant pink toilet fist mobile...the more I wath it, I think the more get it....this is fitzy's coming out of the closet announcement...still think he is giving himself one with the left hand tho.......fucken wierd

[deepdownblueable]

What is fitzy doing with that left hand....hes having a quicky....thinking about NZ....good on ya mate! yeah right

[cocobrown3001]

Wow...I'd rather have the ugly "wellywood" sign than this sorry piece of poo poo ad.

[genekeatley]

I don't get it, i'm 13.....

[AlexTehGr8]

what idiots would think this is actually a good idea?

[Adooshamon]

I wonder If they make AB cock rings as well?

[claud64113]

who's the fuckwit who came up with this shit creative!! Poor Fitzy, what a knob he comes across as, shoot the agency and creative who came up with this shocker ad, some wanky half wit wannabee sort of, sort of ill informed ponsonby latte sipping creative cock...fire his or her dumbass...

[WharemaruGaming]

I bet ya, that ole "Fittzy" got one of the AB cheerleaders to fluff him. Before working on this commercial.

[ShadowMarez]

I wonder if that guy felt like a fucking idiot doing the ad or if he was fully supportive of it

[Xertiox]

This is hard to masturbate to.

[khtechnotho]

ABSTAIN YOUR RUBBISH ADS FROM TV :)

[FoffEmo]

This video made me thinking of fisting

[jmur095]

WORST AD CAMPAIGN EVER

[generalzod4life]

I wonder how much $ telescum paid for this dross? pathetic

[yodasodaskoda]

I was wanking while watching this

[ElsiePrime]

This ad is fucking hilarious! I'll be rooting for the AB's :)

[randomicase]

HULK HOGAN WE COMING FOR YOU NIGGA!!!!!

[Durastik]

The only remotely 'funny' thing about this is the fistmobile. Although I think it would be better suited in a gay pride parade.

[phogwood545]

This whole thing is just ridiculous and insults the intelligence of the whole of New Zealand, what were you thinking Telecom???

[siaosiloa1]

What was Fitzy thinking when he did this? Weird.

[frogamic]

LOL They pulled this campaign

[MrsKaulitsLautner]

Oh..god >.< this is whole thing is just a mess

[kiwiwhispers]

Telecom - making us laugh since never ago.

[S3ANPukekoh3]

I'm gonna be rooting for New Zealand.

[suuperstylin]

fuck this game im from auckland and i dont give a shit about the WC unless we win.

[Burntcurry]

fucking terrible. 

[finchged11]

Crap



[mcfarlane30]

i dont get it. is there some reference im missing? is it suposed to be like "watch the all blacks instead of having sex"? i seriously dont get it

[Lavulo187]

this add has been removed from advertising today.lol.

[wsilbery]

How the FUK is abstaining gonna help the All Blacks?.... Seriously Sean...

[xwilliampierre]

What a stupid Telecom campaign ad and to use a legend to try and sell it.

New Zealand here’s a campaign

“Get one off at half-time and gra-b yourself a be-er... forget about the last one get yourself anther”

"Go the ABs 2011"

[ASME0071]

I'M SO CONFUSED..

[hypdoutness]

It's amazing what u will do for money,aye FITZY,glad the campaign got dropped cause this is just shit!!!

GO THE ALL BLACKS!!

[jwpalm53ls]

Not offensive, just lame, embarrasingly lame.

[georgegoestotown]

No one likes rugby that much.., you just make rugby supporters look like a bunch of wankers....

[WestAucklandNz]

Im rooting for the All blacks!

[gavinjamesaitken1]

@WestAucklandNz no rooting allowed, must abstain.

[UKFDubstepIsTheBest]

This ad is great for creating awkward family moments :/

[noelsoong777]

"...pull his dick from the dirt, and fuck the whole universe..." - Eminem

[RompYa]

wat the fuck did i just watch?

go the wallabies

[TheOriginalBendejo]

That motherfucker stole my car

[FundamentalKing]

An obvious joke that people don't get, so they get angry.

[hayshed]

I actually think its funny

[canunotg]

Dry!!

[8G5FM]

Abstain FROM the game!

[MrJuz10]

literally the gayest shit i have ever seen

[undrscore08]

@MrJuz10 I dont think u know the definition of literally. lol

[my94holden]

ha wota joke

[elldizz]

Fail!!!!!!1

[KingJava01]

Just another reason to hate Rugby and Telecom!!!

[goopa832]

I just threw out my XT sim card!

[EffektRevolution]

wtf ?

[TheMattyd23]

what happened to you fitzy you've turned into a pussy

[Evaese]

not our future

[evereadyego]

bitch say what

[lorenanbr]

lets see, this has made cbs news, the washington post, the associated press and the list goes on

This must be kiwi ingenuity!!!

[Talihayeahyeah]

Bang for Black would've been a lot funnier and it would've got a better outcome hahaha xD

Plus... Black condoms sounds better than a black ring thingy haha

[quidwitch]

When I first heard about this campaign I thought it was the All Blacks themselves abstaining. Yeah right. How is abstaining going to help the All Blacks? Is this meant to be taken seriously at all??

[ginganz13]

Fitzpatrick - please abstain from trying to be funny - you are not - besides that it only confirms what we allready knew. You are an arrogant tosser who once was good at rugby. You are now no good at either. Fuck off.

[polymphus]

Screw you. I'm going to Bang for the 'Blacks. I'm going to spend the entire duration of the world cup in seedy bars off Courtney Place, picking up every woman I can.

Join me, New Zealand. Stick it in any hole that will take it. It is not simply for pleasure but a higher cause. For glory! For the All Blacks! For New Zealand!

[Eminem117Nas]

this is a plot to distract our rugby rivals from the tri nation so that we can kick their asses

[Ikey39]

An insult to the intelligence of New Zealanders and more ammunition for the Australians to take the piss out of us. Telecom and Saatchi & Saatchi should be ashamed, you idiots. Sean Fitzpatrick needs to have his head read for agreeing to do this!

[MaoriWithaGun]

stay in england u fag

[jairock76]

sean fitzpatrick is a wanker that wat he is trying to tell us,,,

[caldav74]

FAIL-Saatchi & Saatchi should go to a firing squad for this shite. Telecom you have always been a bunch of arseholes - heres the proof

[wayneattwell]

What a cock!

[carlienz]

OMG. WTF is this on here for the world to see? Sad, sad, sad.

[deepdownblueable]

Haha....what did he say,,....create a stain for the game....is that what he was doing his left hand....good on ya fitzy....your never, never ever going to live this one down...hahhaaaaaaaaaa

ps....go fuck yourself telecom

[LoveProspers]

pahahaha stupidist ad EVER!

[havanother1]

Wonderful. A half-arsed attempt at humour that makes us look provincial and stupid. WTF Telecom? The whole idea is flawed - what on earth does abstaining have to do with RWC?? Other than it's a big wank.

[MileyRocksHeaps]

@havanother1 um its a joke dummi! its supposed to be a funni ad! dont be so serious geez!

[virusbusters]

@MileyRocksHeaps That's just it .. it isn't funny. Either there was a bunch of lead up to this that I never saw or this is the dumbest thing ever.

The ad: Abstain from what? What the heck is that fist/car thing? Pink?!?. SP had a black ring like the car-what is that? The timing,non-existent, the humour, non-existent

Dont be serious - I'll stop being serious when this ad gets funny-oh wait - that's never. I'm ashamed of NZ for having the stupidity to put something like this together. Epic Fail

[64jimmac]

@virusbusters Good point...... until you said epic fail

[rtichardsaltnz]

Is that a cupped hand he is driving and what is Seans left hand doing?

Does a onesome count as abstainence?

[ChandelierLeBlair]

Way to make NZ look like a bunch of tards, LAWL

How but FUCK YOU TELECOM, YEAHHH YOU LIKE THAT BITCH???

[HappyJackall]

wow u shouldent have taken that one Sean..... fail

[xDdraigCymraeg]

what a shit campaign

[MoonshineNL]

what the fuck?

[hhlbbcn]

I'm fairly sure this add is saying that New Zealenders should stop shagging sheep, so that the footy team doesn't have to endure taunts from the Aussies and Springbox

[croatkb]

@hhlbbcn hahaha im a kiwi and even i had to laugh at that joke! what a crap ad campaign! i expect no aussie to hold back on the jokes. Thanks telecom.......not!

[Lockforward55]

Hey. They've tried everything else to win one of these things. Why not this?

[kalebird]

wtf is all i can say

[MidnightCardinal]

Sean Fitzpatrick you my friend are a retard.... So is the marketing department of telecom for that matter...

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