My favorite part, at the end, as he senses that the audience has veered away, he drags 'em back in with a Bill Hicks ref: "don't worry, another dick joke is coming," akin to Hicks' "big purple-veined dick joke" segue.
Ohhh, how I miss Randy-Pan The Goat Boy... *sigh* But it's good to see him living on in a whole new generation of awakened comics.
Com to the troubadour this weekend and catch Captain Freakout and the Clouds of Freedom and here there class hits of The Time of the Elves And The Orb of The Troll (was Lost)
And Angry Monkey Project is stopping by with there single "Jerkin off in front of tourists"
wow he called them music snobs, before the term hipster. stone age of 2002.
Patton Oswalt is a fucking god.
dafuzzyguitar 1 month ago
Name: Louis CK Fan - Only has 1 video and it's of Patton Oswalt. Still awesome. The 2 funniest people alive.
daavpuke 3 months ago
Having played D&D makes Pattons humor 155% funnier.
siemvandenberg 3 months ago
He mentioned Zorn, that's awesome.
CodyRicheson 4 months ago
We're Angry Monkey Project from Manchester. I'm so depressed.
scwt89 4 months ago
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musicfanatic999r 7 months ago
If your soul has a seat beat, strap in... lmao
em129836 8 months ago
I'm a top you music snob!!! :D
Viralpigmonster 9 months ago
I'd put 18 points in Guitar-playing skill!
ThePoisonSword 11 months ago
Flinging poop LOL
doobiesmoke15 11 months ago
ALRIGHT GUYS NEW DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!
Squibfire 11 months ago
Bwahahaha!! "Shitsplat, Arkansas"!!!
shadowfreak71972 1 year ago
haha the sheer amount of D&D references, Patton so totally is a eight lvl Ranger!
siemvandenberg 1 year ago
pants bludge
phucketification 1 year ago
" We got a new album out, Jerkin' off in front of tourist. " LMFAO This is one of his best bits, I think.
brokenseatbelt 1 year ago
Having been in many bands over the years, I can relate to all of this and can't help but laugh everytime I hear this.
jvondd 1 year ago
Been swinging! Fleeaas on my back!
S0C1ALxINSUB0RDINATE 1 year ago
For some reason, every time he says "Wheatgrass Napsack" i cant help but laugh
Bpenn419 1 year ago
This is some FUNNY shit. " If you bring a hand full of poop, you get in for free. " LOL
brokenseatbelt 1 year ago 2
Patton is performing at The Tabernacle in Atlanta right now.
UGADawgs555 1 year ago
@UGADawgs555
I was there for that performance! Her father must have fucked her wearing a garfield mask!
MalachorWraith 1 year ago
He shouldn't have mentioned he was a musician.
ebusive 1 year ago
I live right next to Shitsplatt, Arkansas!
ElPayasoMalo 1 year ago
myspace/angrymonkeyprojectreunion
lookout4kneegrows 1 year ago
IN THE TIIIME OF THE ELVES!
BananaHurricane 2 years ago 8
My favorite part, at the end, as he senses that the audience has veered away, he drags 'em back in with a Bill Hicks ref: "don't worry, another dick joke is coming," akin to Hicks' "big purple-veined dick joke" segue.
Ohhh, how I miss Randy-Pan The Goat Boy... *sigh* But it's good to see him living on in a whole new generation of awakened comics.
AnntichristSCoulter 2 years ago 3
"If your soul has a seatbelt, STRAP IN!!!"
Love it. Patton Oswalt is the man.
SashaIsSoChoice 2 years ago 4
This is so great! I just wish I could hear it better. :(
DoubtfulGrace 2 years ago
Haha, that's great that he mentioned John Zorn.
CodyRicheson 2 years ago
Com to the troubadour this weekend and catch Captain Freakout and the Clouds of Freedom and here there class hits of The Time of the Elves And The Orb of The Troll (was Lost)
And Angry Monkey Project is stopping by with there single "Jerkin off in front of tourists"
CrackerJack06 2 years ago
Here's how talented Oswalt is:
His crowd-work is actually funny and listenable...
cantilever 2 years ago 38
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Angry Monkey Project or....wait for it....AMP . AMP and they're a freakin' rock band rolmao . are you kidding me ?! didn't anyone learn from gTr ?
AMP my foot .
wholesalephil 2 years ago
ARE YOU READY TO GET AMP'ED!?!?!
*yeaaaHHHHHHH!!*
VoteNixon2008 2 years ago
funniest thing ever.
HelloMonsterFilms 3 years ago
Hilarious. When he's on a roll he's incredibly funny.
dstengel35 3 years ago 6
LMAO! great stuff.
mojothemigo 3 years ago
if your soul has a seat belt strap in. ! XD
DeaNovo 3 years ago 7
"Angry Monkey Project with their hit single, 'Flingin' Poop.'" That always gets me!
jvondd 3 years ago
I lost it when he said 'Shit-splat' Arkansas.
Lmao!!!
Ken211 3 years ago 3
yeah.
RaidenTheAlmighty 3 years ago
Patton why you so mean? I still love you meanie!
the20thcenturyfox 3 years ago
Did anybody notice the Bill Hicks tribute?
RaidenTheAlmighty 3 years ago 3
lol, i love that "louisckfan"'s one and only video post is of a patton oswalt clip. nice
kswindl 3 years ago 3
Huh-in the time of the time of the elves
RaidenTheAlmighty 3 years ago 2
I love the vagina, HEY WELCOME BACK!
BrohemianRhapsody 3 years ago
Dude he name dropped Zorn. nice.
jek21 3 years ago
"If your soul has a seatbelt, strap in" hahahaha
astrogirl842000 3 years ago 8
is this band real? i searched i dont think it exists
BoostdVdub 3 years ago
I suspect it was one of those local/area bands that didn't really go anywhere or last very long.
louisckfan 3 years ago 5
probably i was really excited to hear them.
BoostdVdub 3 years ago
Well.. they probably changed the name after this
Sant182 3 years ago
Hell no! I'd keep the name out of sheer spite!
Kvaerndrup 2 years ago
THIS IS SO A REAL BAND!!! I found their myspace page hahaha...
Rock on Completely
hawknthefarsight 1 year ago
@BoostdVdub They broke up after this skit, lol.
limbdarkening 1 year ago
FLINGIN' POOP! LMAO!
EvilUncleFrank 3 years ago
<3 Patton
Kuzkula 3 years ago
When he said "And the Orb of the troll was lost" my drink came out my nose.
Arridos 3 years ago 10
LOL I love this whole bit. The best is patton's laugh at 3:09
Raven9940 4 years ago 3
John Zorn and Prog Patton knows his music
DrWinston0Boogie 4 years ago 4
"And the Orb of the Troll was lost..."
gilesgoatboy 4 years ago 31
@gilesgoatboy "and the castle made of dragons.."
jek21 7 months ago
Loooooooooove Patton! Huge fan, thanks for this clip- you are awesome! J from Vegas
extractofllama 4 years ago