Big Lebowski - Edited For TV... Badly

[Badguy10472]

wtf................ this was the funniest part in the movie and they just ruined it. Fuck censorship.

[Rollerzon]

Lame!!!!!!

This makes me wanna watch the classic version :)

[Fukengruven23]

LMFAO!

[markvtos]

Hahahahaha!

[John966]

hahahahahha

[hotbabygurl35]

when u find a stranger in the alps? LMFAO

[hellhounds34]

This is what happens when you feed a stork scrambled eggs

[SmokinBabies]

poor dude

[b0b1919]

i've kidnapped lots of strangers from the alps and this has never happened to me

[IFknHateUTube]

Why did donny stay in the car?

[kfafnis]

cuz walter told him to

[123holes123hi]

this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

[WeedWizz]

(or a JE10+3...hehehe)

[29brian29]

this is just as bad as the snakes on a plane edit.

"I have had it with these monkey-fightin snakes on this monday to friday plane!"

well i dont know whats worse now..

might head to the alps and think it over.

[TheCanadianWanderer]

You fuzzy sock sucker

[dinomarcel3]

"when you feed a gilbert scrambled eggs"? hahaha

[gillianseed]

SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

[Tareltonlives]

Boy, the Alpine rescue team is in deeeeeeeeep shit

[Gold3n3y3]

Find a stranger in the alps!? Who comes up with these line re-writes?

[IvanStrelnikov]

T- Gold3n3y3: The Cohen brothers themselves came up with this, and John Goodman looped the dialog for the networks.

They knew from the get-go that the original wording was NOT going to play well on the networks, so they wrote lines that sound preposterous in context, making it hilarious. Same thing was done for the network version of Snakes on a Plane.

It was either do this, which is now a CLASSIC line by the way, or let the networks butcher the film in content-edit,

[kleinbottle23]

Knowing the Coen brothers chose this just made the line that much more awesome for me.

[TheonlyLast1]

1st: This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

2nd: This is what happens when you feel sorry for scrambled eggs!

Sorry...for scrambled eggs? WTF???

[chickenhunter2005]

number 2 is feed a stoner scrambled eggs not feel sorry

[wweecw1]

sankes on a plane is a worse edit wtf the fuck is a a monkey fighting snake on a monday to friday plane lol mr falcon from die hrad 2 is bad to

[Rainman78588]

Shut the fuck up Donnie, your out of your element. ROTFLMAO

[FishbowlPhenom]

How is that a bad edit? This just adds to the glorious Coen nature of the scene, in my opinion. Only Walter would yell things like that when destroying a car.

[ChuckZombie]

It originally said Fuck a Stranger in the ass....the TV stations are the ones who edited it.

[FishbowlPhenom]

I know that. But if you're going to edit a scene, especially one so frenetically profane, why not do it in such a random fashion? That's what I'm saying. I applaud the TV station for thinking of this, cause it doesn't take much away from the scene.

[IvanStrelnikov]

The COHEN brothers came up with this, because the TV stations couldn't care less about the content as long as they're within FCC regs.

What would YOU say besides 'YOU DO NOT FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?'

Dont worry, ill wait for your reply.

[Piemanthe3rd]

Coen*

[millencolin09]

hi reddit

[monkmellon]

I will never EVER "Feed a soldier scrambled eggs'

[ibexr88]

More like best TV edit ever.

[coolbeans357]

this is worse than the snakes on a plane tv edit. I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY-FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!

[Bassplyr2006]

poor corvette

[mcslaphappy]

feed a stoner scrambled eggs?

[writertrump]

I always thought it was WALRUS scrambled eggs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Kitteh02]

o.o

holy crap.

[incekt]

I'd better not feed a soldier scrambled eggs.

[maire83]

do you see him in the background wringing his hands once the guy starts goin after the dude's car? Love it.

[schopenhauersring]

hahaha. what an edit. hilarious.

[sjaffe]

god i have told so many people about find a stranger in the alps. i am so happy to see someone managed to record this shit.

[TomServo200X]

This is only the icing on this cake.

Some of the more important scenes get edited out, too, making the plot much less clearer than the original.

[jakestooge34]

...scrambled eggs?! What, lol!!

[samuraikarasu]

WHEN YOU FEED A STRANGER SCRAMBLED EGGS

Holy shit.

[JohnRambo]

Find a stranger in the Alps! HAHAHAHA! Did i hear him mumbling about scrambled eggs??? Thankyou FCC. Thankyou for being such a dousher. Butchering a classic like this. Unacceptable.

[WordUp4Life]

It's FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

[tonybolger47]

AHHHHHHH FUCKING WEAK!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ???? NNOOooo YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH A CLASSIC and what the fuck is "this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps"??? Fucking AMERICANS is bad enough you fucked up the world but now you go and fuck up The Big Lebowski... morans

[kristiantheheathen]

Wow! You blame the American people at large for network editing?

By the way, I think you´ll find it´s spelled "morons".

[Switchmoded]

well clearly...the chinaman is not the issue here...

[LostCharm]

That'll teach him to go hiking across Europe!

[halenharris]

ahahhaha

[ArtieLangeLovesFags]

how wonderfully delicious

[RageFire12]

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the Alps, Larry!

[twenty7cents]

LOL!

[kristiantheheathen]

There fucking ought to be fucking a law against fucking editing like this. Either fucking show the fucking film or fucking don't!

(PS) Fuck!

[88skisupreme]

Find Mallrats where the redubbed Jay, funniest tv edits ever.

[jakestooge34]

What does "Find A Stranger In The Alps" supposed to mean anyway? It just doesn't make sense.

[Brain0damaged]

If you "Find A Stranger In The Alps"... He'll probably Fuck you in the ass..! :)

[METALIST1989]

ahahaha, man you just made my day :DD

[BAUTZENERBABY]

Not that bad....remember there´s always good people who know what´s better for all of us.

[Slafshoran]

lol, soooo pathetic.

[Tortzno]

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? LOL. FAIL EDIT.

[darrellkaiser1985]

Haha. That guy who actually owns the car mouth doesn't match what he's saying at all!

[LydiaBlair]

See what happens Larry when you feed a stoner scramble eggs??..This is what happens when you fool a stranger?! Hilarious....

[SeventhCity]

Man this is fucking horrible. Who the hell would want to watch the Big Lebowski on a channel like that anyway?

[onehitta1]

Did he say feed someone scrambled eggs?lmao

[magnacore11]

they were out of their element!

[NocturnaLucid]

"Find a stranger in the alps" and "feed a soldier scrambled eggs" I think we need more non-sequiturs edited into movies.

[lorenzosnuts]

oh no, man.

[WordUp4Life]

This from WPIX in New York, right?

[jefkannietkoken]

lmao if they are gonna edit the whole movie. The word fucking only appears for like 1293 times during the movie.

[cidhighwind309]

the other fat guy is also spose to say:

" i just bought the FUCKING car last week"

but...of course...they edit out the "FUCKING" word...bunch of bastards XD

[LonestarGA]

So you hit the stranger you happen to find in the Alps...

With a Crowbar?

sign me up!

[LydiaBlair]

lol....they fucking butchered this movie..

[stevemrdoch15]

actually, this was fucking hilarious

[JS10K]

Actually I thought this was the Best TV edit ever and this is my favorite scene (unedited of course).

I specifically remember the edits. I thought they were great because usually edits are horrible and out of place anyways. These just embrace their awfulness.

[bricitybrac]

It's like Pallies on Mr. Show

[MRDR88]

This is what happens when you feed him scrambled eggs? Anyone hear that part after we smashes the head lights out.... Funny as shit!

[monkeycudgel]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps ?

[darrellkaiser1985]

Why does a white guy have a mexican's voice?

[tokeburns]

you know white mexicans exist...i'm living proof.

[reneemichelle56]

me and my brother saw this many years ago and thought it was the most funny thing we'd ever seen so i thought i'd look up "You see what happens larry!" on youtube and never thought i'd actually find it, i never thought i'd see it again that's amazing. this scene is so freaking funny i love it.

[coolcelt]

Whats the point of showing it when you do this to a film?

Its like taking a razor blade to the Mona Lisa?

[lolofaoudi]

You see what happens Larry....By far one of the most cult moments in cinema history.I almost died of laughter.I can;t handle it,it;s hilarious...amazing....you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

[mpwelk]

LOL Scrambled Eggs

[eight6sevenfive3oh9]

Last night on Die Hard Samuel L. Jackson called Bruce Willis a "Racist Melon Farmer." I thought that was bad, but geez! Don't censor Walter, man.

[LordYggdrasill]

ROFL

[Paonk]

Hahahahaha xD

So you know, If you do meet a stranger in the alps, you are supposed to trash his car.

[FuxeWoz]

"This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs"?

[sugglew]

That's what I heard too.

[xNikaXteeNx]

Did he really just say "this is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!"? That's even better, hahahaha.

[YIIMM]

The Big Lebowski really isn't the kind of film you should be trying to censor.

[Baconstraighttoregan]

I couldn't stop laughing itt must suck to watch this on public tv You see what happens when you feed a stranger scrambeled eggs

[XxAchtungBabyxX]

The Coen's told John to just go in a say whatever he wanted, it wasn't gonna match up anyway... they said they think it was ultimately Ethan's idea to say "Find a Stranger in the Alps" they wanted it to be ridiculous and pointless. It also added to Walter's crazy.

[killerlimes]

some of the office space edits are equally awful

[MatthewLedZepfan]

It's technically a good edit. It does sound like he said it... but hahahaha, it doesn't make any friggin sense.

[msnbc87]

to be unedited this is what happens when you fuck a person in the ass but that was edited for tv use

[Indalecio14]

lmao! tears are running.. 'this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps'

the original is better.. but this is hilarious!

[GuySmiley689]

I'll kill your ugly car, man! x2

[ziagirl]

OMG! That was retarded! Why even air the movie if you're gonna screw it up that bad? It's just like when Good Fellas is shown...two great movies ruined by editing....

[trainedjackass]

find a stranger in the alps? wtf? the dude doesnt want this aired ever again

[RLB21220]

lol, funny...but I think the worst tv edit ever is Die Hard 2..."yippy ki yay mr.Falcon"

[DudeImStoned]

When you find a stranger in the alps they go ape shit on your car? ROFL!

[alphamone]

no, they go apeshit on your neigbour's car. :D

[chica476]

feed a walrus scrambled eggs?!

[PrimaDonnaLovesYou]

lmao i have to write a paper about this movie for a film class and i'm definitely putting this in it!!

[Elliotspeck]

Did he just say Scrambled eggs??? wtf.

[ccrdevils58]

hahaha this just adds to this movie's legacy

[cookieookie]

one of the best parts of the movie, I like the ytmnd thing haha

[Dante1Savage]

is this from america, in england there would be no probably whatsoever using the original dialogue. what time in the day did this broadcast?

[eldudarinooriginale]

the time wouldn't matter here in the US - anything that airs on broadcast TV can't have "fuck" or "shit" in it. Even "screw a stranger in the ass" would not be an acceptable edit, even though in certain contexts either word would be ok, because it describes a sexual act. Some use of "Ass" and "bitch" are ok depending on the context and time of airing.

[Dante1Savage]

wow those rules are ridiculous. Anyone can own a gun but the use of some bad language is heavily censored.

[eldudarinooriginale]

lol. indeed.

[bootsnthejeep]

I think that's pretty good, considering. Even the voices are spot on, they usually sounds like one person doing the voiceovers for every character. I'm impressed. Find a stranger in the alps, feed a squirrel scrambled eggs, and fool a stranger. Man, I want to know who came up with THAT.

[kmike3]

worst edit ever agreed...some sort of inside joke maybe? lol

[gonzomaggot]

The filmmakers knew that any television edit would sound terrible, so they told the actors to just make stuff up. I feel sorry for anyone who is first exposed to this movie through the edited version.

[wookie72]

They go into detail about this in the book I'm A Lebowski, You're A Lebowski... they had John Goodman in the dubbing booth and just let him go nuts, and this is what he came up with.

[cookieookie]

Funniest. Movie. EVER!!!!

[captainmorgan555]

hahahaha..your right..bad edit haha

[thekth]

This is one of those movies that should not be played on network TV. It gets absolutely destroyed.

[lashdog55]

I'm staying the fuck away from alps, And scrambled eggs!!!.

[craigss]

Scrambled eggs? WTF?

[zombieboy9x3]

thatis aawsome

[phildip]

dude what are you talking about that's the best tv edit ever, right up there with the pineapple edit in scarface.

[colorectal45]

this phrase was actually creative work for the censors, i think. cause i remember in the breakfast club instead of judd nelson yelling FUCK YOU. they changed it to FOUND YOU, which really makes no sense at all.

[Kaulen777]

See what happens when you find a stranger in the ops?!

[Devilonsteroids]

alps sir. Find a stranger in the alps. Makes WAAAY more sense than the ops.

[Kaulen777]

My mistake. I saw that in another video like this, but couldn't come back and fix it :/

[ska2808]

Still doesn't make sense!

[giggan1]

The tv version is not for strangers to the film to watch and enjoy, its for ppl who cherish lebowski to watch and go, "what the eff is this?"

[eviltomnook]

oh god. this made me laugh more than the actual scene in the movie, and that was already funny as hell

[jagfan84]

ROFLMFAO... f**k me, this is hilarious. I haven't laughed so much over censorship since they replaced most of the profanity in 'Ballad Of Chasey Lain' with klaxon-type noises.

Someone please tell me that you can download the entire edited version somewhere, because if it's anything like this, it might actually be more hilarious than the already incredibly side-splitting profanity-laced original.

[GuySmiley689]

This is what happens when you feed a soldier scrambled eggs!

[tomatomantm]

That's actually hysterically funny. Badly edited movies are often funnier than the unedited versions - think Blazing Saddles with its scratchy overdubs and mismatched voices - leaves more to the imagination. I especially like how they just gave up on this one and came up with one ridiculous phrase after another.

[snipeefox]

CMT edited out all the farts in blazing saddles... fuckin stupid hicks.

[aftguitar94]

don't you mean "finding stupid hicks" lmao

[dickkwikkwek]

How can they ever edit this for TV? This is one of the most profanity-filled movies i know.

[screwUtoob08]

lmao

[evolooshion]

They could've at least put fuck to fork.

But editing the big lebowski is blasphemy.

[SingularityStorm]

This is pretty bad, but my favorite, haven't personally seen it, is in Die Hard. Right at the very end, instead of saying "...motherfucker", he says "yippie kayee Mr. Falcon!"

[earlemartin]

In the 90s British TV used to censor pretty badly. That line became "Yippy ky yay kemosabe", I shit you not. And "rat-fuck son of a bitch" in Aliens became "rat-fat son of a bitch".

[ska2808]

I think in Die Hard 2 they edited it once to say "Yippie Kay Yay, Melon Farmer!"

[Serpico69]

goddamn americans with their stupid tv edits. if they ever try to edit movies for tv over here, i'll nuke the fucking network station.

[leafdarking]

What did he say about scrambled eggs? o_O

[TorchedIce]

I think I heard "this is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!"

[Decembirth]

could have said

"this is what happens when you screw up"

but then again. i wouldnt enjoy myself as much watching this ^_^ LOL

[kristofor12345]

lol, i wonder what they did for the rest of the movie, the script would be 1/3 as long if you took out the word "fuck" alone

[balltongue666]

That video there is now my favoured reason why I dislike censorship at times.

[Slaviccommie]

Find stranger in the alps?

It is like, You are helpless against him in alps, so he have no obstacle in way to kill You?

[balltongue666]

Oh sorry...my bad. I was too knackered to realise.

[Slaviccommie]

That wasn't answer but question man :-)

Mine question...

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

Worst. Best. TV. Edit. Evar!

[nialldor]

Couldn't've put it better myself!

[heise76]

The horrible edits almost make it funnier! I say "almost" because I have seen the original - many times. If I had not seen it, I imagine I would simply shake my head and wonder.

[FoxForever90]

They could have even said "when you screw/mess with people". Not stranger in the alps and all this scrambled eggs bullshit. WHY would you want to show the big lebowski edited for TV anyway? They say Fuck over 200 times. It's like putting the goodfellas on tv.

[GeddyYeti2112]

It's "Feed a stoner scrambled eggs."

[JuanZomby]

It's "This is what happens when you feed a walrus scrambled eggs" lol

[Satyridae]

Wh... HUH?

What was the "Scrambled eggs" bit supposed to be?

[malathis0]

It's highly likely that the Coens themselves are the ones who came up with the term, they're crazy enough to do something as batshit insane as that...

[Swidster]

"This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs!"

[spencerkicksass]

hahahaha feeding a goat scrambled eggs= some fat guy smashing up your car!

i guesss he wanted the scrambled eggs!

[jbrothers92]

thats horrible lol.

[sbaiamonte]

LMAO

[spencerkicksass]

find a stranger in the alps? is that an american saying?

what does it mean?

[ryangfilm]

No, it's not an American saying... the line in the movie is "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!", but when they edited the movie to show on TV they changed it to "Stranger in the Alps" because the editor was a fucking moron :P

[KHearse87]

I read that the Coen Bros. may have wanted the scene to be edited that way on purpose. Is the second thing he says "this is what happens when you feed a soldier scrambled eggs"?

[pgmacdon]

Find a stranger in the alps?!?! :) lol

Thats awesome

[Sugnuhlrak]

I just literally spit spaghetti and meatballs all over my computer @ find a stranger in the alps @ scrambled eggs.