Lesson in French : Gradualreport style

[clarissedaclaire]

thumbs up if you looked up what nique ta mere means....

[AnimewatcherfreakMal]

Je ne parle pas Francais. Je est American. Je parle l'anglais.

Did I get that right? ^^'

[banaaleshooter]

@AnimewatcherfreakMal

No; it's je suis American.

[emrachel95]

lol danny i think you mean vietnamese...not vietmanese. haha but i love you nonetheless <3

[feeeeeish]

Thumbs up if you wanna see Danny make a Dragon.... Like how he "made a unicorn"

[ISEE4ISAW]

Je t'aime Danny

[TheTurbanTV]

Your accent is shit

[SApplebm]

"Salope, je crois que tu pourrais être un peu plus mince et j'ai une langue très longue." LOL ! Marry me ! <3

[Schooltomorrow]

Vietmanees! LOLOL

[erreure]

Haha t'es génialissime mec :) même ici dans le pays de la langue de molière on t'adore (surtout moi!!!) keep up your fantastic work because it's putin, merde, nique ta mère good :D

[Phailyour]

Thumbs up if you saw yourself in his glasses

[putakmarko]

Danny napravi video o pasovkama na Japanskom u picku materinu!!

[bebe4235]

Can you do a video about yourself? Please Danny!

[MinaDea95]

ok, francuski ti nije jaca strana xD

[MrMisteryooo]

Danny pricas francuski u picku materinu !!!

[allisonwoodall]

J'adore Danny!!! Btw, merde roughly translates to poop, or, you know the s word.... It means shit. Love u Danny!!!

[srxbad]

kakav car! znaš dovoljno francuskog da raspizdiš i kanadskog francuza :))))))))))))))) LOL

[AnthonyMalcolmN]

Danny je t'aime, tes vidéos sont extraordinaires, un bon remède contre la dépression !

<3

[mrnixon12311]

Nice very nice but Serbian lessons are the best :D

[kendry0330]

Haha *deuce*

[periwinkle102]

Haha! Nique ta Mere means F**K your mother!



[noahzuniga]

a good french swear is Tabarnak!

[SuperSsefyou]

French its no good people raciste!

[AppleOnTheStove]

j'taime danny! xD 

[MischiefDude]

Nique Tu Meher (i take french) to "f**k your mother

[mark0execute]

he says vietmanese xDxD danny, you`re great!

[Le0ga]

enculer de fils. :)

[skyeeecaseyyy]

hehehe he said shit in french :D

[AdarshVader]

viatmenese

[passionforsinging33]

ok so one time i had a physics test and then i happened upon your "your momma" video with a formula i needed. now i have a french test on "liberty leading the people" and i happened upon this vid. with the painting as the cover pic. CRAZY

[yeroc1337]

Je suis americain, mai mois parlez francais. (:

[biancavanessa2005]

you know what?!? all this people pretending their putting some comments on french,, (kindly tell 'em that people who watch youtube also goes to google!!) we're not stupid,, dont play dumb with us,, just give YOUR FUCKING COMMENTS if you really wanna say something.....................­.. "IN ENGLISH"!!!

[BiinAa22]

DANNY PLEASEE AGAINNNNNNNN !!!

FAIT ENCORE DES VIDÉO COMME CELLE CI !! C'EST SUPER DE TE VOIR PARLER FRANÇAIS TU A UN SI BELLE ACCENT ANGLAIS J'ADORE !!

[BigJamz96]

Ahaha Tres bien danny! (with a bizzare english accent)

Nique ta mere!

[gdlover3412]

Tres bien! Je ne sais pas tu parles francais!

[SchnitzelCat]

lol Putin... former (debatable) Prime Minister of Russia...

[8flocon]

excellent! je suis française!! c'est vraiment trop bizarre ^^

[tomboreals]

Hey danny im a french fan and i found this vid hilarious

CAN YOU DO A SHOW ABOUT CLICHES ON FRENCH PEOPLE? thanks a million

Continue tes vidéos sont géniales tu as plein de fans ici!!

[lovelie101009]

@tomboreals Yeah ! Good idea ! I'm french fan too ! Make a video on us mwohahaha :3

[Martyr12100]

Nique ta mere(fuck ur mother),pute(whore),foutre(fuc­k),and,something you probably didnt know nerf(dick).

[tomboreals]

@Martyr12100 Nique ta mère means motherfucker our fuck your mother, pute is whore but foutre does not mean anything if it is not in a sentence: "J'en ai rien a foutre" means "I don't give a shit" and im french and have no idea of what "nerf" is apart from nerve

[Martyr12100]

@tomboreals ok

[neglect3d]

putin means slut, and merde emans shit, but they're both used like shit or fuck.

[DontJudgexMe]

nik ta mere is arabic and french for fuck your mother lol!

[totalywtf]

@DontJudgexMe well thn do u mind translating the cuss word thy could rlly help me i think

[neglect3d]

@DontJudgexMe hows it even remotely related to arabic? learn ur french

[DontJudgexMe]

@neglect3d i speak fluent french and arabic because i have in france, i just said that nik ta mere is both french and arabic for fuck your mother, i didnt ask for your opinion.......

[neglect3d]

@DontJudgexMe im arab and i live in quebec buddy, and nique ta mere are french words and its a french sentence. Alot of arabs use it doesnt make it arab? Plus if they are french words, it wouldnt really make sense if it was in arabic at the same time now would it?

[DontJudgexMe]

@neglect3d lived in algeria for a while i am half arab they used it, i didnt mean that it is an original arabic word, in algeria they mix french with arabic as slang, i didnt know u took this so seriously

[Bozilastar]

I'm french and serbian, but it's better when you speak serbian !

U PICKU MATERNU !

[zoeybear103]

Ahahaha im french and this is so funny bien dit.....

[fantocheee]

Dannnnnnnnny !!!! tu parles français !? c'est trop génial !!!! t'as appris comment ?

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[drinii12345]

Danny, il i wana say is "U Pitchku Materinu"

thats my option, keep one with serbs :)XD

[GrenadeSmi0leyFace]

French laugh like this:hohohohhhohhohohhh(with spit)

[clickue]

ej ovo je ok ali ti bolje ide srpski...:D drzi se picke materine

;D

[angusroastbeef]

HAHA. Viets rule. xD

[FoldedArt]

grammar rules, pronouncation sucks

[airjetsrka]

yo danny make some serbian VIDEOS!U picku materinu!

[BaskGurrl]

OMG Love you sooo much !!! :)

Im french, this cracked me up, I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH RIGHT NOW OMG !!! XD

<3

Danny, you are awesome :)

T'es un super mec, je t'adore <3 toi, et tes videos :)

[crystalroy]

mon danny moi je suis canadian de montreal i speak ze french vraiment mauvais mais t quand meme le meilleure

dear danny i am canadian from montreal u speak ze francais really badly but ur still awsome

[littlepea10000]

Oh mon Dieu, mon ami Danny, I am french myself and learned english fluently 5 years ago so i am fluent in both languages and your french in this is very badly pronunciated. but you are good at serbian. stick to that :)

[molotow76]

haha vietmaneez???

[DToddRemix]

Oh mon Dieu

[TheRandomflames]

merde can mean shit or fuck. tu fils de chienne!

[killerferretman]

It sounds german.... LOL

[OKREDHOT]

very very bad pronounciation

[keithpetro]

First swear was hooker

Here's a word you should never utter

Chrise

[jokerismadable]

Will u translate this in the way that he says? :)

[4R53N1C]

Hey Danny. Love your sketch. I'm french canadian myself and I laughed my a** off! Since you're such a science never ending well we can all drink in. I'd love to see a canadian french lesson beginning with what is the Poutine... You'll love it too!

See ya! Hahahahaha!

John

[Drimbs]

1:55 looks like jim carrey

[playinpeace]

its freanking cool that someone try to make learn some french word to other people je suis moment un canadien francais et je trouve que tu as tres bien prononcer tes phrase oh and i have an other bad word for you its in quebecois TABARNAK

[cocomarshmelow]

Merde means sh*t lol

[andre4GBRAM]

JE SAIS OÙ VOUS HABITEZ CHIENNE

[imTKA]

really fun, but sorry, your pronunciation iiiiiis terrible

[Pdoxify]

Jebem ti trudnu zenu na majcinu grobu konjino neodgojena! :D

[Lacasze1]

Poor guy alone with is webcam and can't speak french, I feel bad for him...and I lost 1:59 minutes of my life to watch it...

[SailorToulouse31]

@Lacasze1 i'm agree with you ^^" i'm french

[SailorToulouse31]

@Lacasze1 i'm agree with you

[Lacasze1]

@SailorToulouse31 merci(^_^)b



[Littlestarlight7]

Lolz I know what the curses mean. XD Ah the internet. So many things you can look up.

[kfarahay]

ha ha i love you :D

[Gamer2Infinity]

hahah, i know i went to google translate and found out

[Gamer2Infinity]

I bet that Nique ta Mere means U pichu materinu

[FreaKdaa7]

@Gamer2Infinity actually it means fuck your mother xD

[anichiba]

like a real french guy at the end

[crystalroy]

lol i speak french and english and lebanease lol i could help u im from montreal we also have kollis tabarnac and esti but these are really bad

[snuffels10]

i LOVE that hat!!

[f4sh1sn1k]

o bitch kumatri

[MillymollysX]

am i weird for thinking your voice is verry soothing ?

[lovelie101009]

C'es trop marrant XD

[Shuhnyxia]

ouais c'est pas le meilleur français que j'ai vu mais hey tu parle déja plusieurs langues donc sa compensse =P

[Nahor1997]

Hey translation here.BRE!U picku materinu PREVEDITE BRE!

[laker9898]

you are so foony man lol, listen plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz do something about the ARABIC or ARAB I am arbic Egyptian by the way :D keep it up bro

[MissSandyFromTT]

Omgawd your hat is awesome. GIMME!1!

[MauriceRichmonddas]

fabb!! seems like you have to either love this movie or hate it, i`m on the fence about it right now, and i saw it in theatre with all the bells and whistles, good movie but probably wouldn`t watch it again.Better watch it online at movieprincess.c o X (replace X by m) .

[jelapulchra]

hey, I'm a french teacher from Serbia, have to say that your language lessons are always way more intresting than any lesson I've ever given.

Nique ta mère!

U pičku materinu!

[919664]

@jelapulchra ooooooooo privi srbin (srbkina??) sa pozitivnom reakcijom :D

[jelapulchra]

heh, kontam da svakom dobro dodje malo humora na sopstveni racun. A posto i predajem jezik, ove stvari su mi maksimalno opustanje

[starcheerboi82]

whoa!!!...tu est tres cool!!!....je veux mettre ta verge dans ma bouche...:oP

[StrangerToEarth]

Et tu est tres tres bizarre.

Allez masturber.

[starcheerboi82]

hahahahahahaha.....;o)

[wannadance11]

do an ARABIC lesson XD

i would absolutely love to see that

[gageTee3]

je t'aime. bet bet LOL IM JK

[Flow4v]

vietmanese :D?

vietnamese?

[talkingDOG16]

.lol

[Whiteneca]

Serbian lessons are THE BEST !!!To care najbolji si svaka cast!!!

[powerade52400]

@Whiteneca o PITCHKU MATERINU

[Whiteneca]

@powerade52400 TO BRE :DDD

[iwuvsweeney]

danny, je t'adore :]

[Frenki93]

je ne parle pas francais.. je suis americain. hahaha thats all the french i know..

[xXCOLINXx199]

haha tu ne sais pas quoi que tu manque

cest une des meilleur langues au monde

de colin , quebec,quebec

[Milouse321]

Trop. :)

[sashkod]

je parle francais mais je suis bulgare

j'apprendre francais et j'adore le francais :D:D:D

[007zezima]

do more french lesson pl0x :)

[visiteur00000]

Juif.

WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE!

[Baidanaaa]

another french lesson pls :))

[ZeightS]

you wouldn't piss off Canadian French... you would crack them up :)

tres bien, Daniel

[themassivefail]

nike ta mere= fuck your mother

[lonelyamy58]

I'm not gonna tell you what those mean, because I'm civilized! SHAME ON YOU FOR ASKING!!!....

[spunkykeifer358]

hahahaha danny you were saying vietmanese.

[jedimaster00000]

Don't kill me, I'm Vietnamese.

[qwertyuiopasdfgh1111]

@spunkykeifer358 no he was actually speaking french. typing what he says the translation is, then typing that in english and translating it to french and comparing the 2 french translations. i found that he was speaking actual french

[girrawheenshs]

your fuckt

[Saxykiwi]

swears in french : ta gueule, ta mère, va te faire foutre, nique ta mère, merde, fais chier, putain, va te faire enculer, enculé, connard, connasse, pétasse, sale pute, sale con, conne, va te faire mettre, trou du cul

haha :)

Certainly forgetting some others...

[td644]

my step-moms french and when i was little she used to yell at me in french then say don't do it agin in english

[Flamesman199]

le francias est vraiment bon so on a plus demploi que les fucker de polonais et allemand

[TheDisneynutter]

he didn't say "feutre" he said "foutre" :)

[ubercanucksfan]

One of those swears, feutre, means window

[sashkod]

fenetre is a window

[ubercanucksfan]

sorry is fuetre a marker?

[sashkod]

im not french im just learning it but i think that marqueur is a marker

[janijannyjannie]

y a quoi entre les francais et les vietnamiens? XD

[PhotoshopStars]

Il parle très mal français ce mec ...

[djuro20]

french sounds so gay

[dudemansam4189]

you sound so gay...OH WHAT'CHA GONNA DO NOW?!?!? :P

[the0american6serb9]

defintely NOT as good as your serb vids.. just saying. napravi jos! :p

[LOKITOO2593]

vietmanese ? LOL

[brunus]

respecte le Quebec un peu mieux, mon brave.

[brunus]

in french we say: voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

and chiyerano your sentence significate nothing in french! what did you mean?

[ahhMYmindKERPLODED]

@chiyerano

It's a comedy man :P half of what he says is improvised

[WEAREANIMALS]

vietmanese ahahahahah

[dzehenema666]

u pitchku materinu ti kurac nisi normalan :D

[twitchfulthinking]

lol duuude u got the whole Synister Gaytes look going on at the end all u needs the hair

[24MXR24]

WATS NIQUE TA MERE???

[kiazakieza]

motherfucker

[24MXR24]

@kiazakieza THNKS

[tantepepe]

Fuck your mother.

[daoli1994]

f*ck your mom

[dkoox]

bad pronounciation:(

stay speaking serb

[nactan]

@dkoox he's mispronouncing english too (vietmanese)

[angusroastbeef]

@nactan HAHAHA, yes.

[11STANE11]

@dkoox omg why u dont get it? xD he's making fun of languages xD

[lillcheeq]

hahahaahhahahaha jače! :D

[Cupa42]

Svi koji kazu da ovo nije smesno, PA MAMU VAM NIJE NI FRANCUZIMA NA SRPSKOM SMESNO!!

Everybody who says that this isn't funny, WELL THE FRENCH DIDN'T FIND SERBIAN LESSONS FUNNY< BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW IT

[NUmxloCK]

boo boo French sucks SERBIAN much better

[veljkoxxx]

Alo pičooo ne kenjaj ...

[sasajovana]

pajser

[notsocrazyguy]

the words mean whore, shit and i forgot what the other one's where

[maximalcreativity6]

who said french suck ass. go fuck yourself.

[1795ash]

i thought feutre was a marker...

[zhivgb]

You're correct, but it's not the word he uses ;) it's 'foutre', it means 'fuck'

[NbG8Luka]

Serbian Lessons are much much much better

[lillu124]

serbian lessons are much better. . . (:

[zragisha]

ovo uopšte nije smešno u PIČKU materinu!

[maricnba]

Merde, у пичку материну.

[zibenszellis666]

pitchu materniu, puta madre, :D:D:D

[gavrinjola]

picku materinu

[MartinezMKD]

Man this ain't fun, the french suck ass. Continue doing the Serbian lessons those rule. Pozdrav iz Balkana

[SerbianEagleCCCC]

Vietmanese? bwahahaha

Do you mean Vietnamese?

[UDAproductions]

no! :D he means what he says! :D

[kblackzhh]

How about Canadian french haha

[GoliathNationalBank]

Thing is, all the curse words he said really do exist. XD

[nikocrocop]

hey Danny i'm from Balkan like you i i think that you need a very important translation for a balkan expression that it used in France too:

u picku materinu: "la chatte à ta mère"

Pozdrav

[juanjijon]

hehe lol nique ta mere too, good vid, if you understand spanish you can understand french easily so i really laugh in this vid good job!!

[DGOman2803]

its cool,but funnier when you can actually understand....

PS:I understand serbian...

[muffinmuffinmuffin65]

nice hat lol. I'm multilingual and the chicks love it.

ps where did you get the hat Danny?

[pyroboy125]

i am a Canadian frenchie and this just makes me laugh xD

[23srbijanovic23]

gay french....

[MrTennisrules]

of course they are cooler we serbians are the best