Bar Mitzvah Gone Bad

[MidoriMartini]

What?

[trancedsailor]

the thumbnail, the title and the description made me lol hard as FUCK. I was expecting this to be real. It's clearly not. I was scared of dropping the Torah as well.

[cacerescristian1]

אחי, אני מופתע!

[KingOystar]

I would have loved to have seen them do that lunge and move menover around the Bimah.

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

This is hilarious!! Why are so many people uptight?

[fezmovies]

That's why you practice the service before the real deal.

[powerenslaver]

hes a jew.....ish

[winthrop1009]

I think the thought of dropping the torah is something that crossed almost all boys up on the bimah.

[SoulVotik]

What the hell is this? You people piss me off.

[jewpenitent]

lol

in my Bar Mitzva, in time i read my (Bible) portion of the week, my little brother took the Torah and ran with it around synagogue, and whan he gave it to my father (the Rabbi) he should to bless the Torah and whan he started to pray, the sisters up throw the drums on my brother and than he drop the Torah.. that was not pleasant lol

[kcbalagan1]

mazal tov

[RNRYALUMNI]

@midnatstimen i wonder what the jews in auschwits would say if they saw that the arabs are trying to do exactly what hitler did.

[chantoke]

that's what it's like out there

[AmoBesosDeSangre]

I was expecting strippers to come out of the sides, or for something to be lit on fire. Maybe even have someone pass gas.

[sam92296]

this is nice to hear.. especially since my barmitzva is 2mrw!!!!!

[tuhrisha]

I hate to agree, Elinitsam is correct.

I am jewish, and am due to have a mat mitzvah in about one month, but it's entirely against my will, Bat Mitzahs should be optional.

[hardrain08]

@tuhrisha

Weird because I insisted on getting my Bar Mitzvah to my parents

[BlackBile13]

I was anticipating it going worse.

[SnoopDawgieDog]

nobody gives a shit what you think articzoo :)

and nope, it ain't so heavy. i felt like proud and respect when i held it and passed it through the room.

[Achselkatze2000]

gay

[MrBeerbug]

Had the guy just taken it he probably would´nt have dropped it:D

[Elinitsam]

Furthermore if the kid feared he'd drop the Torah and that's why he went running then the elders deserved what they got! They are not wise!

[Elinitsam]

This is exactly the problem with Jewish people today. No substance! You cannot compel someone to do things they are not comfortable doing. A bar mitzvah is usually done as an act of vanity before God. A person should get a bar/bat mitzvah only if he or she feels compelled to do so otherwise it winds up getting repeated during middle age because the first time it was done with insincere intentions. The problem with too many Jews is they don't believe in liberty, their Communism blinds their logic

[mysteryboy45]

your an idiot dude. dont say shit like that if you dont know what your talking about. you dont have to have a bar mitzvah at 13 i have had friends that stop before it and everyone is fine and he has the service later alone if he wants or some poeple have it at 70 you do it when your comftorable i have a bad memory so my rabbi changed my reading amount for me you only do what your comftoable with

[arigreenblatt]

isnt this just a comic skit ? do you think real rabbis behave that way ?

[SoulVotik]

@arigreenblatt Real rabbis act even worse.

[trancedsailor]

@Elinitsam "The problem with too many Jews is they don't believe in liberty, their Communism blinds their logic"

Excellently said. However, all religions are just as Communistic. Even Buddhism. To have liberty, religion must be abstained against.

[MiYaViMocoChang]

Should we not have a sense of humor?

[SoulVotik]

@MiYaViMocoChang Not when you enslave the world.

[batmitzva]

dya have a problem with us???

[SoulVotik]

@batmitzva Yup.

[lukichu]

hahah thats where im having my barmitzfa

[beefalie]

nice. what movie is that clip from where the Rabbi is "chasing" the bar mitzvah boy with the torah???

[Bozman1]

It's called SLAVES OF HOLLYWOOD. There are some links to most of it on our page. Thanks for the comment!

[Osamaa13]

bad video

[iStopMotion63]

בר מיצוהההההההההההה

[jarogiver]

That is funny!