The Truth About Japanese Food

[iLOVENATURE2011]

yayksssssss.... so gross...but on the other hand, its funny!

[vloggingrapefruit]

That was hilarious!!!

[dadangrocks]

okaaaaaayyy...?

[iluvmycousin2much]

lol THAT Was fucking funny.. by the way what is sushi a swear word for?? or tempura or the rest

[92Payka]

@iluvmycousin2much It's a joke... They're obviously not swear words.

[killcobpunk]

Hmmm, looks tasty... but just one question.

Cuttlefish and asparagus or Vannila paste?

[dondondodo]

Unbereevabru

[Singetally]

Took me till 0:49 to tell it was fake lmaooo

[j3anthony03]

this is priceless

[kei957]

ジョークでも不愉快だ

それに面白くないね

[PrettyRubbish]

I know this is just comedy but, even if sushi WAS a global prank, I would never stop loving it. That shit is delicious.

[roxanneworld11]

@PrettyRubbish I know, right? I'd eat it for breakfast, lunch & dinner if I could get away with that (& if I won the lottery so I could afford to have it custom made fresh & daily). It's just scrumptious!

Sushi: [_] like [_] super-like [x] Love!

[dumpsky]

@PrettyRubbish that's because you're a total Yakitori :-)

[mandrake2273]

That's pretty funny! It's probably accurate though!

[tsolorio3001]

You're such a sushi!!! grrrr lol

[jamesha175]

a chink is always a gook but a gook is not always a chink.

[FAITERA]

i knew it ! D:<

[shoujoluvr707]

LOLOLOLOL. 

[panzarw]

and in an Indian restaurant they sit on nails and its also tradition.

[Worfe1979]

Bwahaha!~

[MalibuGeoFF]

Robata!

[bcrscahh198987]

This show video is from a show, VERY VERY ANCIENT.

[paronfisk]

@bcrscahh198987 Oh my, and here I thought this was real life...

[aataker]

very funny!

[darkcanuck]

and on top of that we get to treat the round eye like shit!

[jrmn212]

Funny!

[pedritus2007]

He missed a very important thing. At least around here, Jap. rests. are way expensive, so at the end, after all the scamming, one has to pay about twice as much as in a normal restaurant. Ha !

[MrFlibble57]

This is from The D-Generation's "The Late Show" circa 1993.

[awsomehorsie]

I'm Japanese and this is reallyy funny actually :p

[VexT916]

Funny how every culture has their own form of foreign mockery when it comes to contrasting their way of life to others haha

[alecweil]

秘密が理解できたみたい・・・

[ChevalierAguila]

I'm still sure that moe-anime is japan trollin anime fans outside japan.

[fochkopf]

That's a great skit, but I wonder how many people might not see the humor in it.

[kurokamei]

lol its a funny sketch....  and a good one.... i lol at the swear words.. haahahahaahaah

[TypeR89]

lol @ background laughter

[eurocrewmusic]

If you're curious on the definitions, i suggest you look them up on urbandictionary. Some of them are actually slang for something obscene.

[mutoneon]

this is a joke. and in my opinion, good, raw fish is better than cooked fish any day.

[BecuzIt]

@mutoneon Unless it's grilled salmon. Oh my fucking god.

[neocoders]

@mutoneon Agreed, as long as the fish is free from parasites - need to be careful with "wild fish"

[rreaves]

i hope i'm not the only one who thought this wasn't funny at all.

[purplejellydonut]

@rreaves Sorry, you're the oooonly one. WAH-wah :(

[taymen]

@rreaves I suspect you just might be. Isn't the humor in this obvious to you?

[itsmabus]

@rreaves Somebody eats a lot of sushi

[phongbong]

Mind = Destroyed 

[MrJekyllDrHyde1]

awesome ! ..oh, they forgot to mention about HOW japanese food is insanely expensive !

[shawnphase]

lets all just crank some ymo and rock out a few hits in the name of socialism and degredation. that would be more suitable for everybody.

[MWMani]

A fraud all along, like global warming!

[f50mann]

OMG no way. I knew those japs have been conspiring against us since WWII!  I can't believe that it took this long to find out the truth. Nippon, we will get you, you have nowhere to hide now!!!!

[sillettaowns]

Lol this is a good comedy sketch!

[AivasovskyHeifetz]

XD This is amazing!

And by the way, it is not really satire. It is simply a funny comedy sketch.

[ryanlaing]

holy crap ..... these restaurants are going to be shut down so fast.. is illegal for sure now.

[kurokamei]

lol... its funny actually

[lunarjellies]

This is called "satire".

[EndMan7]

Thats fake!

[anonymous0s0egion]

Dats a rie, we no feed you different food den we eet!

[groovyMysterioso]

KNEWIT!

[kklein25]

Um, this is a famous joke.

[nemesisnick66]

that camera has 1 hell of a microphone and laugh track

[PabloRGA]

@nemesisnick66 but some people are retarded enough to call it "fake and gay"

[nemesisnick66]

@PabloRGA i know right i mean seriously

[ItzS0ViBe]

lol so inaccurate thoughts.

[echefab817]

i'd punch him in the yakitori for making a sushi out of me! LOL

[junevi2000]

Of course this is a joke. Japanese humour

[anothermattkelly]

@junevi2000 Australian humour actually.

[coilnova3]

yakitori LOL

[eggrollman24]

hmmmmmmmmm idk i still kind of like sushi hahhaha

[StatuesBleedingGreen]

May I have the dick please?

[SaverOfThisWorld]

haha, very funny to watch!! Congrats on the video, it's really cwl..

[kimuri09]

in the philippines there is a raw fish that is served but it is soaked in vinegar first to kill bacteria and have a "parat" taste, and you put lots of pepper then cucumber..its very good, sushi is a little too bland for me.. ^-^ but thats my taste only ^^

[trailofcrumbs]

You mean ceviche?

[kimuri09]

yeah, hehe ^_^

[yayakawaii]

amazing....we got pwned XD

[specialqwerty]

awesome xDDDD

[weryuoa]

lol

[CleverDjembe]

I admit, I can be a bit of a sushi sometimes ;P

[Keynewan]

Although they show all that stuff in their mangas !!!

[d2eux]

haha!!

[invisyblninja]

if this were true, then my entire trip to Japan was one massive fabrication--just for me!

not funny.

[kimuri09]

haha...

[liapolas]

who would imagine that this would be the truth about japanese food! LOL

[FockCopyrights]

eew

[jesuschrustpizza]

I love this. Tottemo omoshiroi datta.

[amyOfEgypt]

LMAO!

[2Nastasia]

Жесть! :D

[Lemo267]

They are acting for TV show.

I says it clearly that it's a poor acting.

[DeathByMercy]

aww too bad, our big plot is revealed. haha.

[DoUbLeMiNdEd]

lol you teppanyaki you!

[Yamatokanai]

Australian joke television program.

[robbtoyo]

lmao, awesome video. XD

[seonidh]

So funny great comedy. double bluff by this TV show. lol

[eakooffire]

this is awesome! stupid global Sushi's! ^_^

[westtima]

yeah. It was a set up. I guess you couldn't tell by the audience laughing? I guess it might trick people who know nothing about Japan. lol :p The translation seems to be accurate. Although I have only been studying for 2 years.

[seonidh]

Yep the Japanese is spot on so funny.

[Farginan]

Clever, but I saw through this the moment I noticed that the subtitles and the actual dialog didn't match up. I'm not too fluent in Japanese, but I can tell when you're faking subtitles. Plus, knowing the actual etymology of the words claimed to be swears helps.

[gregrichins]

I do speak Japanese, am a translator actually and the subtitles are accurate. Not perfect I guess but they are accurate representations of being said. Still nice that you could enlighten all of us on what was "really being said" in a language you don't speak, that's super.

[iunnox666]

@gregrichins So what do all those names mean? (sushi, yakitori, tempura)

[prax39]

@iunnox666 those are actual japanese food items (all of which are really good!)

[bluezinc]

@iunnox666 Yaki means grilled tori means chicken, yakitori means grilled chicken. Sushi means.... sushi, basically. Tempura again means what it is, not special tricks. It's like asking what steak means in English.

[Fishball10]

You might as well have just said "photoshopped". =P

[toovikkid]

hahahaaha! what a bunch of sushis indeed!

[NarutoImSorry]

is that real??? O_o is sushi a swear word???

[Sam4751]

No, it's all a joke but it's pretty good.

[ricegoneWILD]

LOL.<3 .

Fake yet funny :]

[FuckMeLikeYouHateMe]

LOVE it <3

Love it SO MUCH!

[damohulkstar]

its obviously a set-up

[Sam4751]

Yeh, but it's done well.

[Gunslinger2071]

How can you misspell a word that was just right in front of you?

[kriffix]

lol! "what a bunch of shushis"