"Various Jobs I Could Get" Tales Of Mere Existence

[technonickhun]

so what do you do for living?

[KicksAndSnares92]

I hate the DMV with a passion!

[Tokeupbro]

You have the best job ever! You make us laugh! And you're very good at it I might add.

[Freefalldreams]

Or you could make these videos and try to sell the DVD...

[animals0feel1pain2]

what about a mathematician?

[HellomynameisN]

loved the ending

[meowey55]

you could always be a biologist :D

[iLikeCookie88]

@meowey55 Yeaahhh, science is the way to go! Well paid AND exciting! (imo)

[meowey55]

@iLikeCookie88 and art too :D

[iLikeCookie88]

@meowey55 If only I were good at it :( hehe

[meowey55]

@iLikeCookie88 it just takes practice :D

[ChipArgyle]

You've obviously thought this out quite a bit. Does cartooning and animation fall into the Peter Pan category?

[soopernewt]

i...love you...its like your reading my soul

[MrJesusdude]

Another excellent video

-MrJesusdude

[SkitScape]

so fucking true about the DMV. Hate that place. Everyones a dick there

[ThePaperthinhymne]

Workload in office job is never-ending ):

[punkqueenoftheelves]

Why do all of your videos sound like they came straight out of my head. Its scary. and a tad depressing

[RockinOnHeavensDoor]

This was a bit depressing for my yet-to-come adulthood.

[ieetu898]

the get back at humanity has me sold ;)

[pokpokishification]

i love you. you made my day...again :)

[RightMeow69]

stick to your art!

[mrvman2233]

i listen to this guy when ever im working out or just on fb, good info

[itsmichellecullen]

Actually most of us "Hippies" agree on most things XD Like being vegan... being green... those types of things. ^.^

[catcharide56]

I wanna work at the DMV now. Thanks Lev!

[manmythlegend12]

Hey Lev, I think you should be a writer/animation artist...wait a minute.

[justabitsinful]

dmv deffinately

[harrypotterfreaknerd]

DMV workers are pretty rude

[Amir3793]

Dude Awesome Keith Knight reference 1:54 .

[TheHeinousMonkey]

Reminds me of a girl. She was nice but kind of depressing. Anyways to make a long story short, she's in prison for armed robbery.

[palmyrajo]

Being as weird as you want! That is a good kind of job. :D

[janistonbest]

the peter pan <3

[BevilTex]

I like your stuff man. x

[fishypaw]

Brilliant, poignant, insightful and disturbingly depressing,

Yet I'm still laughing?

[daisylicks]

I love your videos because I completely relate to them. That kind of depresses me though...

[MrJacob882]

yeah screw humanity

[pipinscotty]

You're left handed.

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

No, the best way to get revenge on humanity is to publish your awful novel. That's what I plan to do, anyway.

[Ne0mega]

Awesome Novel title LoL

[ChopperMD55]

You wrote a novel? You should just put all your videos into a book and it'd sell out.. >_>

[collylord]

doh! Get a job as a cartoonist! Your drawing is as good or better than most.

[elzamolxes]

DMV problems?

[rabirobin36]

Have you ever realized that you haven't done anything important for anyone by telling shit that came out of your mouth randomly ?

[bryoneill11]

@rabirobin36 You are SHIT

[irminlean]

@bryoneill11

YOU SAY : " THE SHIT " idiot.

[bryoneill11]

@irminlean What?

[bryoneill11]

@irminlean you must be the most stupid person in youtube motherfucker... first you must read why I wrote that before you talk some shit... YOU MUST BE SHIT TOO

[unknowndouchebag]

@rabirobin36 I assume you work at the DMV?

[InfiniteMushroom]

You left out the one job that most young men end up doing when nothing else is available . The MILITARY! a.k.a. the "Economic Draft."

[SatanTheGreat666]

money doesnt buy happiness: it creates happiness

[TheSillysally1234567]

have you actually started to write a novel? I f so, please finish it, I would purchase it. I would even order it online.

[CausetheEffect]

FUCK THE DMV



[elchasap]

Lev you should go and live in a different place for a while...I dont know if you alwys lived at the same country but i asure you that changing country is a very interesting thing to do!

[Falconpunch2]

revenge on humanity sounds nice

[alamoallies]

@Falconpunch2 hey, bebeh. Wanna...kill all humans?

[andromeda99239]

I liked the last one :D

[ownedtwic3]

I wish I could draw like him. <3 (nohomo)

[christianbarrister1]

LEV I LOVE YOUR TALES OF A MERE EXISTENCE BECAUSE THEY MAKE MY EXISTENCE SEEM NOT SO BAD.

[AnimeCloud22]

You are my favourite

[Killer191919]

Or, like me, you could get a repetitive, exhausting factory job that you hate going to with your entire heart, where you could be replaced at the drop of a dime with somebody else, but you know you can't leave because it's the only thing you're qualified to do that can cover your expenses. So you end up kissing and busting ass so that you can keep the boss people happy and sustain your directionless lifestyle that you hate so much.... -sigh-

[Santino9219]

I'm not American but I watch a lot of American tv and stuff, and I had found the DMV's jokes in various places but I always tought people were overeacting. However, I came to America and I experienced in my own flesh the purgatory of the DMV offices.

Those bithces are rude man. ¬¬

[FlashLoon]

this has inspired me to becom a doctor thanks!

[BillKiernan]

1:24 is me.

[ladamadelcaribe]

lmfao i love the last line "might be a way of getting revenge on humanity

i forgot about these for a while..and forgot the name but glad I found them,

[Katka1413]

google should pay you

[cami123bc]

pick the last one the 2nd to last one or the coffy shop one

[TheRavenSinger]

NOT THE DMV! Save your soul!!

[rosebud204]

i have no idea what u said, and carring might help, but the last part was veryy funny :)

[franciscoxpp]

I'm in love with your thoughts.

[NathanLStanfield]

ya know thes videos remind me of diary of a wimpy kid if he was grown up

[ChronoHarvester]

Don't even joke about working at the DMV. They should be the head of the CIA's torture unit, they'd be good at that! Although the CIA would probably get just as much crap from them as everyone else does... If you do work at the DMV, learn to talk like the exact opposite of an auctioneer. Like one word every 10 seconds. I'm sure the CIA would hire you quickly then! Rant rant rant rant...Wario!

[skatermoellerskov]

if he wrote a novel i want it!!

[LoserMillionaire]

finish the novel.

[freetobee11]

i was wondering if you have done a video about birthdays? its my birthday today and i was thinking about past birthdays, then saww this vid and was wondering about how your birthdays have went over the years?

[TheGallantGentry]

"...they always seem to last three and a half years longer than I expect them to."

Ain't that the truth?....

[blackkakari]

These are the reasons I can't think of any carreer choice.

[crazyhaircut94]

@airgearbleachfan What makes comics less justified as art and entertainment than books? A number of novel authors have had an involvement in comics. Ever heard of Neil Gaiman, one of the most respected fantasy authors of our time? He wrote a mature comic called The Sandman, which has more compelling storytelling than much of the tripe that is selling today. You're just being a pretentious jerk with a severe lack of respect for a great art form.

[pokefreak102]

you forgot fast-food restaurants... that would be one hell of a downer video.

[nithqueen]

you are my God

[TheWalrusface]

@airgearbleachfan I wish I was arrogant enough to make wide sweeping generalizations about an entire form of literature.

[TheLabourday]

unfortunately Lev does not make videos at the rate I am watching them! Alas, I must return to my law school project (and yes, I did see "project" a few times)

[Chronowizpal]

Just when you think teenage was crap... O_O"

[decutthroat]

The DMV was made to let black people get revenge for enslaving their ancestors. It's FACT! Family Guy doesn't lie =P

[KOTTOMNOUTHKING]

Lol I love your videos.

Ima work at the DMV now.

[Subvert1024]

I have just watched everyone of your videos

[STroB]

ok, My next job: Departement of Motorvaicles.... xD

[Kitsune1216]

When I was little if anyone had asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up I'd say a scientist or an actress or an author or someone who travels the world, saving all animals of the Earth. Now when people ask what I'd like to do once I graduate high school and college I just tell them "something involving art..." As you can guess, I'm very scared of my ever-nearing future

[TheStopmoCo]

These videos are sooo depressing......

WHY CANT I STOP WATCHING THEM!

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

GOTTA KNOW WHAT "JOB " MEANS./.

[animelattack]

When I was little, my dad asked what I wanted to be when I grew up.

I said "a lion."

It would be far better than the DMV...

[mad7o7]

truth

[mastermitch12]

43 people work part time at the data entry corp.

[cheesypoohalo]

I'd go for "The Religion" or "The Excuse" in an ideal world...

Don't know why, just the sort of jobs I can see myself in and somehow enjoying...

[Michaeljustarock]

you, my friend, think to much

[LONcreeps]

@Michaeljustarock *You, my friend, think too much.

You're welcome.

[Michaeljustarock]

@LONcreeps Are u stalking me?

[Account0997]

I wonder how would you fit as a police officer or soldier.

[nvrmindthebollocks]

or i could waste my time drawing...

[frozenjellybean1]

thanks lev..now u ruined my hopes to become something with one of these jobs..

[GhostXThief]

DMV people are fuckin' assholes! Good thing I got my license which pissed them off, too.

[dudewolflag21]

wow my life is meshed in these videos LEV draws my life 0.0

[SilencerLPLP]

I SO wanted to work at the DMV after I saw the clip on Family Guy. Now I want it even more!

[MarinaMarina0]

Your voice sounds like the google translator :)

[krazyKuteKids]

OMG DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS IS DEPRESSING, BORING, AND STUPID??

or is it just me

[penguinofhell]

@krazyKuteKids

Just you.

[Gissex3]

@krazyKuteKids

Its just you.

[Consequence]

@krazyKuteKids

Your life is hopeful, filled with potential, and in bloom, isn't it?

Come watch these when real life is revealed to you.

[TheJedditytv]

You looked like salad fingers at the end XD

[22penners22]

go to dmv .

get job.

work slow.

be rude.

got it.

[tucense]

I.. fucking hate the DMV.

[goldps]

Lol i like the DMV joke

[Eekolu]

I think that a quote from Steve Buschemi in his role in Con Air would fit this well:

"What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time?"

[rissakrissa]

I wanna play guitar and rock out and teach music for the rest of my life. Yeah!

... nah, probs won't be good enough. I'll stick to telemarketing. 0_0

[AnbuAce]

lol that is why people work at the dmv

[MadaOOS]

Money's over rated

[bealtespip123]

I totally agree with the whole going back to school for a demanding job thing. I don't want that. I don't want my job to take over my life. = (

[waffle668]

hm...id go wit the first one

[CandyLolli0506]

...how can he write...? o_0

[DUDIN3421]

@CandyLolli0506

my guess is that he reverses the image after recording it.

[Themexicanguanorat]

Sigh...so true.

You might as well just do what you love and forget the rest.

It's all inane and pointless and merely seems to exist to enthrall everyone into a vapidstate of intenste unrealenting fear, because the basis of their entire life could so easily crumble at the merest drop of wind.

[ILIYYILI]

Don't worry about all that job thing... take it easy!

Anyway the world will end in 2012...

[kikon901]

I really want to work at the DMV now.

[stesabarense]

The other way to do it is studying really hard, going thru college and then becoming a 23 year old unemployed Psychologist, like I did... I should have just worked at the DMV when I got out of High School.

[Al88SA]

DMV it is Then!

[huyked]

lol. Nice. You're drawn out way of speaking fits perfectly for this. Great work with these series by the way.

[MrDroopdog1]

lev you should be a ninja as a career. you could go roof to roof to roof and get your friends free cable! it would be bad ass!

[halotiger749]

I've been watching these videos for the last two hours. When I found out that this guy had I book I looked it up. It costs around ten dollars. I then wondered why this guy would have to look for a job. From my calculations he should have $2,278,110 by now. Because the idea that anyone can watch one of these videos and not buy everything produced by this man just won't compute.

[leirgauk]

@halotiger749 You didn't concider the fact that the publishing companies take about 90% or more of all profits, so the sum should be equal to his view count ^^

[Horde1Blades]

@halotiger749 HE HAS A BOOK!!? WHAT,WHEN,WHERE NAME PLZ?

[TheEllaVator]

@halotiger749 Unfortunately, publishing companies f writers up the ass and take 90% of the profits of every book sold.

[av399]

@krazyKuteKids I dare you to even attempt at making something better.

[krazyKuteKids]

@av399 nahh im good. i actually have a life :)

[krazyKuteKids]

im only watching this because my cousin told me about it. you suck, and all you people watching this and worshipping this guy have no life.

just saying

[MrRobotTits]

@krazyKuteKids Says the hipster faggot who likes Shanedawson.

[krazyKuteKids]

@MrRobotTits says the guy (or girl) who's who's youtube name is MrRobotTits... shane dawson is actually funny and not depressing like this crap. i think this is stupid, it's just my opinion. w.e

[ThatLameNinja]

go listen to punk rock

[STevEKlm012]

I want to read your book.

[crackkillspuppies]

I've watched a lot of these videos and I'm convinced that this guy is the male version of me. I'm not really sure what that says about me though...

[Caduenas]

Oh, the worries of the proletariat...

[thisisannoying2]

1:11 It's the best book ever!

[twilightdweller1]

DMV= WIN

[Aff01000001]

You're like Stephenie Meyer in the meaning that you can take all the human's insecuritys and fill them up on just one character... That's why ALMOST everyone feels connected.

But, of course, YOU've got talent

[ce1234c]

You're so wonderfully cynical. Can't stop watching.

[KingSlimjeezy]

FUCK THE DMV AND THE BLACK HOES THAT WORK THERE

[lyssiebubbless]

this is the last vid I swear I'm watching tonight I swear.

Oh, it's already the a.m. hours? Eh...maybe just one more...

[14sammas]

"revenge on humanity" ROFL x1000

Dude these videis are pure genius

[Gamerwolf2009]

good point... you'll be seeing me at your local DMV about 20 years from now when I hate my life and my endevours to work at a nail shop and be rich at the same time have failed miserably.

[buckskincolt]

working at dmv = revenge on humanity classic

[NinJaMamasita]

great vids!!!!!!!!!!

[Annachronism68]

conclusion: most of the jobs SUCKS!

[mundotaku]

@Annachronism68 If working was great, then they would not pay you to work.

[bikebeerrun1960]

I had to take all levels of various jobs in the interest of economic survival;the low end ones had "snakepits" of selfsish ignorant tiny-minded people.The DMV would be A good one;They seem to get A 15 minute break EVERY FRIGGEN HOUR ! plenty of time to study to get A more satisfying job/profession.

[twilightdweller1]

LOL revenge on the human race.

[sargamjokes]

or you could make videos for youtube

[topgunbg]

worms worms

[sadistgear]

Jobs wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have fucking co-workers.

[kunal222]

@sadistgear : Try Entrepreneurship

[KingOSketchKomedy]

@Westmustard yes and most of those impacts normally have an aftermath involving explosions, craters, radiation and death.

[JustPlainAwesome22]

Dude this is your job, and I bet you like it.

[Westmustard]

Most people wonder if they could have made and impact in the world, US Marines don't have that problem.- Ronald Regan I know what I'm gonna be.

[tweetysweety1996]

I no longer want a job. :), but I am going to get one.

[thetwistofcain]

DMV IT IS.

[PudgeKitteh]

FINALLY! someone who thinks like me..

[ThexOriginalxMdhd]

I want to be an engineer but china is not only pumping them out like a factory, they are also very much more intelligent because they spend a lot of time studying math and science. What should I do?

[hmpeter]

@ThexOriginalxMdhd

If you want to do that go for it! The success of your (as well als mine) country is based on technology. There will be good and bad times, but there will allways be demand for some good engineers. At least with solid education, you are quite flexible on what jobs you can do. So take the opportunity if you have it.( especially if you have fun with that kind of jobs)

[GusKillah23]

@ThexOriginalxMdhd thats the same thing im going for im in my second year in college n the chinese are good but u just have to be more hungry than them if u really like it good for it dont make excuses

[vehlajatt22]

you should enlist...IN DA ARMED FORCES!!!

i'm kidding plz don't, the last thing we need is intellectuals like yourself getting killed in pointless armed conflicts

[dahnoodlemastah]

vegans are just retarded.if your an animal lover,i get that and i respect it.but seriously,not drinking milk??thats just fucking stupid.if you dont like it,dont drink it.simple.but if you think it has something against animals,your really stupid.i dont feel like going on about all the resons thats true but whatever

[aloula97]

"...get my revenge on humanity"

[DamonHunter13]

38 people had their day ruined by employees at the DMV

[CinnamonParade]

i'd like to get some revenge on humanity.

[yukiasakura721]

ah I feel like something is wrong with me when I smile relating to your videos

[saltfan2]

So So gray...

[jmacgirl1]

Wow, these videos scare me. Not becaue there's anything scary about them but because every time I watch one i'm convinced I could have written it. Not because i'm as talented as you are but because I think you bring to the surface every thought i've ever had. Thank you!