Dave Chappelle - Ashton Kutcher (Def Poetry Jam) Punk'd Aston Kutcher

[yootoob1971]

can't just watch some ENTERTAINMENT without all the non-black ppl on here telling us to go back to Africa, fuck monkeys, catch AIDS, & all the other ridiculous racist shit. How bout not watching these Black entertainers here & watch all your white entertainers, then you'd be happy about everything your caucasian ppl would say, other than that, stay ignorant & subtract yourself from our blackplanet. Go back to Spain and Europe, please

[momoali1991]

fuck ashton kitcher

[tdoll521]

yea and black people pretty much did give everyone aids... stop fucking monkeys.

[senorchipotle]

@tdoll521 ... why don't you go to africa, try and catch a chimpanzee, then fuck it. when you come back with one arm and no dick, i hope you'll give me the full details. btw, you're an idiot.

[eatm3dry]

FUCK ASHTON KUTCHER

[patrosfeta]

Could someone explain the last joke to me? Would prob involve a brief outline of 'jeopardy' too...

[AirunAneres]

@patrosfeta Jeopardy is a type of trival question show. There are different categories that people choose and within that category questions with various degrees of difficulty. the more money the question is worth the harder the question. Double Jeopardy questions are usually even harder. Categories are like "Presidents" or pop culture things like that. Nothing like Shit White People do. He's just making fun of white people and the fact that he could honestly never be on jeopardy.

[will11806]

@Wrensparks you are completely correct! Im tired of that shit too!! god people are sensitive. And btw @verbaledge black people did not give "us" (who ever youre referring to) aids. dumb shit it has never been narrowed down to any one civilization or people. If anything though it was first present in the gay community, not the black community. regardless these racial discussions are pointless. Chappelle tries to help people laugh to lighten the way we see the subject because its not that serious.

[verbaledge]

@will11806 you might want to take your own advice and lighten up cause its really not that serious

[verbaledge]

and blacks gave us aids. shit happens

[NecrorceN]

@verbaledge Us? Who is us? If you have AIDS that's your problem faggot!

[verbaledge]

@NecrorceN my ancestors were whites from europe and survived the bubonic plague so i have an immunity to that shit, but thanks for showing how truly hateful you are. don't take comments you read on a comedy video so seriously. or maybe you are so defensive cause you have it and i'm sorry i offended you

[badleydrawn]

@verbaledge corrrection……. you gave them aids member, before white people enterd africa,asia,america… they had no dieases and the ones they had, they cured with remedies made from the land… read your history books...

[verbaledge]

@badleydrawn gotta keep those fuckers in check some how

[badleydrawn]

@verbaledge lool ur opinion, but dont be ignorant with your 'aids' comments when we all know hu created aids… spread syphilis,herpes all them dieases. some ppl are just vile i think

[verbaledge]

@badleydrawn you know who created aids? please let the scientific community know

[JonasPolsky]

Zapped!

[paulsecondaryemail]

Fuck Ashton Kutcher

[Str8Against1njustice]

asthon kutcher, imaga butcher, such a fool, a toll, not cool

[J3RON32THAM3ATSHO]

1:30 to 2:00 the shitt lol

[docatony]

Tell the truth

[ivysemien]

Scroll up damn it! You are missing? the video! XD

[WyclaBratton]

lol how can you dislike this.

[chickenpotpie567]

but hey im a star well stop shining and get yo ass out the car

[softsensitivity]

lmaoooooooooo eff ashton kutcher

[fuzzyjem3]

I fuckin love BRACK PWEEPLE

[MrJbblood]

Sike!!! I cud see him doin that

[titomoreno]

fuck ashton kutcher!!

[sage333obama]

u have to admit that dave chappelle is pure genius in comedy. katt williams and them suck compared to his clever work

[Wrensparks]

I do not understand why everytime i go on a video, theres always a race discussion going on. People need to grow the fuck up,its ridiculous. I think our differences are something positive. So you all need to calm down and stop having panic attacks over nonsense.

[TREEZZlllJACOB]

@Wrensparks what the hell are you talking about it a joke you need some sense humor

[jimbojamesIV]

@Wrensparks Why don't you ask, Chapelle, if he agrees?

[niyetyebio]

@Wrensparks thats the dumbest thing ive ever read

[AirunAneres]

@Wrensparks It's a joke, all of the viewers are calm and laughing at dave's comedy. It seems to me like you're the one getting in a panic.

[mooshoepork1990]

Ashton Kutcher has watched this 6 times

[lkkjhg45]

RIP DAVE CHAPPELLE WE ALL MISS YOU

[Wakk94]

@lkkjhg45 He aint dead

[brashearisadoucher9]

they didn't spell jeopardy right

[seanzoz]

@xDepthChargex WOW! Black people you know want to be white and that is the fault of the supposed white man who invented the products... Just like it's the white mans fault for drug problems in the ghetto and not a fault of the people that use the drugs. This country went to war with itself to free slaves my friend yet you want to say it was built on terrorism... I can't begin to touch on the ignorance of your posts. Maybe as you age further you will see more than the negative truth. Good luck...

[DaNewYorker1]

@seanzoz listen yuee punk ass bitch im not tryin to take ur shit, yuee try to talk about white people but the truth is u no u want to b the minorities accomplished alot more than white people and thereason why it seemed the opposite is because they take credit for wht minorities did like 4 instance Columbus took credit for the navigation to americ even though he wasn't planning to go there on that boat waz also an hispanic and a black man

[seanzoz]

@DaNewYorker1 LOL Christopher Columbus was Spanish you fucking moron... Also, 'that boat'? Are you talking about The Niña, The Pinta, or Santa Maria... Really which of the three (3)... I wasn't trying to 'talk about white people'? I was commenting on an ignorant perspective.. Why don't you try reading back to the beginning instead of just whats on the first page... You're obviously retarded with all your -yuee's- and -waz's- and I'm not wasting anymore time with your ignorant ass................

[benkesser]

@seanzoz ... Colombus was ITALIAN. he just lived in Spain because at the time Spain was the main Power at Sea. and they had the ships and money he needed for his adventures....

[seanzoz]

@benkesser ... That is true he was born Italian, sorry for the mix up. However It doesn't change the principal point of my posts which were only made in self defense against ignorant attacks

[seanzoz]

@xDepthChargex yeah? in what way do 'white americans' act like racism doesn't exist? By not using easy racist jokes as a comical crutch? Your comment is unintelligent and groundless. Your point is arbitrary and you left nothing to back it up, not to mention you're getting into a larger topic which was not even the focus of my comment to begin with. This makes me wonder how educated you are when your lack of reading comprehension shows through on a youtube post consisting of only a few sentences.

[seanzoz]

LOL chappelle is just mad he didn't come up with the punk'd idea lol... no bullshit chappelle is the fucking man, he's one of my favorite comedians ever. but black comedians really need to get off the i hate white people kick... it's getting old

[DJAbbott01]

The government gave niggas aids... & if yu aint got the paper these crackas [government not white people] want .. you dead nigga.

[petedawg777]

damn he's got some valid points

[BeNice2Others1]

I just saw the episode where they punk'd a musician, with a MJ impersonator. Priceless...

[cjharrigan91]

One of the funniest things I've seen in my lyfe.

[incubusoul]

boring

[lordkromdar]

hhaha white people pretty much did give everyone syphilis.

[aussieguy2109]

@lordkromdar who gave the world aids?

[jerudoriginal91]

@aussieguy2109 white europeans

[aussieguy2109]

@jerudoriginal91 actually it was a gay african man, fucking a gay white flight attendant. that was what apparently according to some people spread aids. the actual story cant be 100% verified.

[ZaimuaeALI]

@aussieguy2109 As usual, racist australian motherfucker

[Wondertwn]

@aussieguy2109 Patient Zero as the white flight attendant is called in AIDS research spread the disease in Europe and North America in the gay community. He isn't responsible for the spreading of AIDS world wide. Its really not a "story", and based on the research conducted by the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta. It was the CDC's research that confirmed the way the disease was spread.

[Wondertwn]

@jerudoriginal91 false. 

[Optimosmoke]

@aussieguy2109 I just learned this in biology,

African people used to eat monkeys, monkeys had a virus called SID but monkeys could live with SID anyways there was probably a butcher cutting monkey meat and got into a cut. They then had sex with their partner and it goes on.

[Wondertwn]

@Optimosmoke Conspiracy theorists will believe everything you tell them except the truth. Its possible for animals to infect humans. The most recent example are the bird flu in Asia and the swine flu in Mexico. Pointing out the origins of the AIDS is not racists, nor does it mean Africans get the blame. If the government create AIDs just to kill blacks, they did a bad job because it kills everybody. The USA government gets accused of being incompetent and diabolical at the same time.

[Jerodzer]

@lordkromdar

And Blacks brought the aids lmao. Joking..

[jordanlovestacos]

@lordkromdar they actually got it from the native americans probably through rape in most cases.

[MissPallas1]

@jordanlovestacos

What??? You know anything about history?? Europeans brough every disease under the sun to the natives, ever wondered why so many of them died from diseases!!

[MissPallas1]

@jordanlovestacos

I don't reply to ppl who want to come on my page and swear and call me ignorant, you say you are doing a history major and that my belief that America was free from disease is wrong. I never said it was free from diseases, but regarding sexually transmitted diseases, yep they came with the Europeans and I stand by that. The diseases that native Americans dealt with prior to European contact were environmental..the Eurpeans were also known for their distinct lack of hygene.

[NewClassik]

@lordkromdar dont forget smallpox...

[jimmyrhondy]

I swear dave is obsessed with white people, its in everyone of his skits.

[FuryLobo]

u do notice that theres only black ppl in the audience LOL

[jimmyrhondy]

And?

[pinkybooblue]

theres a few white ppl there too

[SanganY]

@FuryLobo Are you Blind???

[lmartin94]

@jimmyrhondy its the ignorance some white people purtray that hes obessed whit just saying

[darcskies777]

I didnt even notice until Dave said something. THen I started noticing it was true on the show and stopped watching lol

[stoot69]

fair play. i hate ashton kutchers guts. that punkd shit is wack

[Charugiatwo]

punkd is prtty dumb, but i like kutcher hes so funny in that 70s show. xD

[junyah54]

What was Dave's answer to the question?

[ThaddeusJardine]

who is everybody that's not white

[WindWolfProductions]

this is quite clever :)

he's really funny!

[Jeremyj1691]

lol too funny the ashton was right on