611 pounds of marijuana

[SectionTwelve]

YOU ARE GAY AND FAGGOT

[maddeo11]

I know exactly where the weed came from it was the aliens who planted it in his truck.

[DiamondSoul]

His dentist is Rusty? Is that Richard Christy?! hah!

[Jorrun]

"I was totally innocent!"

"But you were found GUILTY!"

[Bigtymme]

" No I saw Tim, he looked like a jolly giant ahhhhh but MORE money is out the FUCKIN' question"

[WMsandKFCisBackMOFOs]

"A man is a man. Be who you are. So if you are a man, and DONT want to get stuck in the neck, dont fuck with me"

[kugotsumin]

if riley calls you a motherfucker he means it with all fondness.

[bigbengamer]

He was squirrel's bitch while he was half baked in prison.

[2rude]

Guys...where can I find the one where Riley's show gets pranked by fake names

(Tess Stickles and Hugh Jasole) from Richard and Sal with fake stories of people saying how they want him to be on more often and that he should be paid more....it was a recent prank too. Does anyone know? Thanks so much in advance!

[MyUsername2668]

Riley is my hero.

[hattrickster33]

"Motherfucker...I say that out of love!" HAHA Best line ever!

[eriksrq]

i love this guy hes so serious

[StormSong8]

Riley's my hero.

[jesse4630]

@mynameischip chip is a homo

[jesse4630]

mynameischip is a homosexual

[danielkirk1]

Oh that bong noise? What bong noise? *trips over bong*

[katey1dog]

I'd never see a dentist named RUSTY.

[curistofa]

At about 3:45, you can hear someone going at a bong xD !

[JohnWFern]

"Uhhh..."

I typically find it obnoxious when anyone else interrupts their speech so often with that, but Riley has a way of making it hysterical.

Is there a link out there of the entire interview?

[donkids]

"Uhhhh, I don't think so"

[escrtist]

"do you understand?"

[CAinfowarrior]

"so if you are a man and don't wanna get stuck in the neck don't fuck with me"

[Greenhornet270]

lol riley is stoned out of his mind....daily...lol

[undercoverbrother67]

who is this bruvva?

[bloodjunkee]

hmm if hes lying about this why wouldn't he lie about everything else?

sad

[bajs47m16]

HAHAHA dont fuck with me

[1BTA]

"uhh...uhh.. I heal the sick" lol price less shit man. I fucks with riley!!..he shits on howard steady!!

[Trig242]

everyone down wind would get focked up

uhhhhhhh, look man

[theanvilcracks]

"I say that out of love"

[tileguydamon]

This is crazy Reiley Martin from the Howard Stern show

[nikeafs91]

man i wanna be this guy som day

[Ballpythondude420]

i can't believe someone would frame that poor man

[TONYNASRI]

LOL

[HappySmok3itis]

happens every day :)

[catfacecathead]

never trust the po po

[s0undtribe]

its funny from these comments half the people watching this are stern fans and the other half are stoners

[DrMotorDude]

"I'm pourin' my heart out to you ignorant muthufuckers...."

[hiPlasma]

man, i just ripped a fart that stunk so bad, it FUCKIN dizzolved a hole in my chair

damn. riley gives me gas.

[bitcheznhos]

Me Too!! And it smells so good!!!

[preston42000]

ahhh nigga whats good with your boy....... shit just got out no what im saying

. but any ways,, my boy toe nail in the pin right now for sellin crack

aint that some bull shit

[2mauthnercells]

well, actually, i had to get rid of this thing so i went and cut it down and hung it in my barn.. umm, yeah. lol.

[starlost1957]

Richard Pryor - Comedian Retired

[blacksystem12]

ohh...n dead

R-I-P Richard Pryor

[sweetypie000]

smoke it up if you want life is short and the law is anal

[GAB046]

lets chat

seen it yesterday! lets chat Qb

[JPRJAMES]

For a fine smoking experience, potheads across the globe rely on Bic. Thanks for letting me flick one!

[trichomeman420]

haha true tht yo bics got there shit together

scripto step ya game up

[twistedfool420]

so so true, other lighters just dont do the trick, lol.

[falcon20922]

flick my bic

[jonno26]

lol ye bics man

so gay when u have like some crack lighter piece of shit

get a perfect, even light with a brand new bic,

great feeling

[starlost1957]

Smoke that!! Cheech & Chong Graduate of Pothead School.

[jonno26]

yo at 3:43 someone hits a bong in the background

[BHKproductionss]

its a sound effect howard stern's audio editor ads random ones through the program

[jonno26]

nah yo i listen to stern n the sound effects are always loud and noticeable

this was quiet, i only heard cuz i was blasting it. u can tell its real cuz he screws up lighting once

[JosmosFactory]

riley, would you like to know how much marijuana they found in your truck??

"SIX HUNDRED AND ELEVNVFVNNNNN PAAAIIIIIIIHHHHHIIHHHHURNDDS"

[JPRJAMES]

yup, definately an acrylic bong. I'd say no more than 1 1/4" diameter, and 10 inches high.

Sure of that one.

[t0kes42o]

cheap crack head lighter not a bic =)

[ExterminateTheBrutes]

uuuuh...uuuuuuh....look here...mother fucker!

[jaydestro]

FUCK YOU IN YO FUCKIN ASS

[archados]

uuuuuhh... loooook  mutha fucka!

[CaLiBluNTs562]

uuuuh you undastand uhhhh, induvitablly

[joeybognar]

OandA spread the virus

[haircutkamikaze1]

niggerz

[agenteatme]

lmao !

[britishsmoke]

at 3:37 you can hear someone start takin a bong hit

[popinmycola]

Holy shit dude you got good ears lol.

[ckyskater968]

that would be fred with the sound effects...

[JerseyMcgee81]

lololol riley is silly dude know how to make some shit up on a dime an i really was startin to believe he was abducted......................­......lol yeah right

[savoth91]

howard stern show is fucking funny

[monstajopps]

yep, that's quite funny.

[eredygirl177]

Soulja Boy. Yaaaa...

[Blackened75]

yo yo yo yo yo

[gluemuncher1986]

I don't like black people.

[noobwhich]

dam i wish some one would "snuck up on my property and plant 2 acres"....LOL

[nelson1tom]

they snuck into my property and planted 2 acres of weerd lmao

sure..................

[il9c3iq28ul]

LOL, listen at 3:40, you can hear some guy HITTING A BONG! LOL

[skiptomyloo92]

lmao i heard that shit lmfao

[crandallino]

its fred jackass

[Visi0niZSicK]

His name is Riley Martin.

[anthony07801]

lol. damn

[FreezingMoonFog]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[jdodd82]

it must be cool to know for all you potheads that riley martin smokes... real cool.. real, real cool.. hip.

[thesood]

haha this guys amazing

[jeremynikmup]

respect

[BFK56]

lol i wish someone sneak on to my property and grow 2 acres I'll thank them so much and hell yea I'll hang it up for them too. haha

[thesood]

lol yee hang it up so we can have a bing fire ;) haha

[BFK56]

haha hell yea, the ultimate hotbox inside the damn barn, I can picture it now.....

[jostrichm]

hung em up in a barn, LMAO! listen to Fred in the backround

[bigbear369]

this guys cool

[Kitt0000]

This guy has some interesting stories.

[thesood]

ye definitely, i'd say he's crazy as anything though. i think he assumes the worlds very gullable.

[enriquem2872]

and things of this nature uhhhhhhh

[bkottond]

611 elbows... thats my man!!!

[cajunhornet60]

is riley still alive?

[Plan9wood]

yep

[xBIOxKenshin]

enough marjuana to get the intire city of newark high..that guy is my dad belive it or not he called the howard sterns radio station a while back n this sounds just like my dad its errie but its more cool then anything lol thats alot of drugs in one place im surprised the guy could even talk on the phone dont they get death for that much? lol

[lilneily2005]

that was a good imitation of the lawyer Dominic Barber even fooled Howard but not you right? He still thinks that is was Dominic.

[Meifeng488]

really lol

[violenceitsfree]

haha you mother fucker i say that out of love hahahaha hes awsome lol

[battlemoyale]

Does any one have the prank when they prank George is pranked when "riley" wants a pay raise?

[Omgisuckatd2]

LOlololololololol

Omg hahah

[kroqand]

haha, so fuckin funny! that shits classic

[cajunhornet]

Riley is already higher than most UFOs....lol

[instantjizz]

lmao "i gotta get rid of these muthafukas so, i cut them up and hung them in the barn...." ROLFMAO

[gravebluehawk]

he sounds so fucked.

[harleymk]

omg lol!

[Funktionized]

that wuz fucking hilarious lol :D if that works anything works to say.

[chadzdawson]

"why you call me a mother fucker?" ...."I say that outta love"

Classic.

[Ripper4450]

rofl

[hydroBigBud]

how stupid is this nigger

[psp2426]

Don't bring racism into everything.

[daland216]

my hero!

[magicbus333]

who is this guy?

[TheKnightWolf]

This is Riley Martin. The guy who swears he was abducted by aliens. And things of this nature.

[vahoops]

LMAO

[mooseRsmelly]

Some one snuck on to my property and planted 2 acres of weed.

Classic.

[stupidlegs13]

"so i cut it down and hung it in my barn"

OMFG dosent get any better than that!!

[BOOMEROU4]

what a dope

[greenhornet59]

Riley is wonderful. lol

[fruityblack]

I really miss Howard I don't have Sirius just making enough cash.

[Driverman2008]

How dare those fuckers found Riley guilty. He's an innocent man (at least that's what I believe). I believe that Riley didn't plant the marijuana. Riley deserves money or something from the State Government of New Jersey for serving a false prison sentence.

[hwdstrn]

I am glad you posted this. I was laughing my ass off when I first heard it.

[hiphopguru81]

you best recognize, Happysmoke is the shit!!!

[hwdstrn]

No doubt.

[nic46ole]

Riley the superhero???

[Dibrini]

I had no idea aliens has such potty mouths.

[david5345]

Maybe the Behovians planted it.

[adamhicks76]

biavians,douche

[drunkenstooge]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhh...

[Driverman2008]

That's one of my favorite phrases of his!