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  • R the illusion of Democracy. How the slaves of the elite r always playing catch upmyself included. Oh well, laugh or cry I guess?

  • uhh wow this video has 2 be one of the Silliest and sexiest vids online. just like me! N

  • B smack my ass plz!!! l

  • stand up comedy in your grandmas basement

  • you can look at a fight from many different point of views. But, its only at the end, that you can understand the performance. For the result speaks lounder than words. If palestine is at peace before the end of goerge w bush mendate as he said the palestine people will remember Goerge w Bush and 80 pourcent of all world press will loose the right to press. Does Bush KNOW Israel occupies Palestine? does bush Know anything about texas ? God Bless men kind.

  • Bush is indeed my bitch, and those of us who realize that, and are dissatisfied with his performance, will be vindicated by history. I just wish I'd be around to see it.

  • Hehe, Bush is my Bitch. Yes, he basically tells it like it is. In a democracy, Presidents and Administrations are mere representatives of the people. How dare of them to tell us there are not accountable nor to be questioned.

  • gdz4321...way to make a typical right wing response that doesnt make sense. next time try to make a comment set itself up to be made fun of.

  • Thanks for showing us what typical right-wing whining looks like.

  • Our lives have not been made worse because we have a smug, murdering disgrace for a president, and an administration full of cronyism and hypocrisy? I'd wager you're wealthy or a right-wing Christian (the only two groups Bush seems to still appeal to).

  • wohoooo yes I am agree with thsi vidoe....

  • Bush is my bitch! Yes! That does feel good. Thanks

  • Guten Tag, ich bin Siegfried Meister aus Deutschland:

    DER TOD.

  • lol nice joke

  • that sucked  :/

  • Hey, Hey, this nappy headed nigger is funny as schizzel.

  • i wish yur grandmother burns in hell and get her thumbs chopped for real

  • You list your age as 21, but I would guess it's closer to 15.

  • you want jokes type "greaves blackpool salvo" in a search.

  • There are 447 computer geeks on this site page.

    446 of them have come and gone.

    you have come back to check this answer

    to answer your comment would just be wrong

    Now go away and don't come back

    stay at home and keep doing your crack

  • There are 20 angels in this world

    10 are sleeping

    9 are playing

    1 is reading this

    put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!

  • Bush is my BITCH!

  • Bush is muh biyatch.

  • Hillary is everyone's bitch!

    Hussein Obama is her mama!

  • bush is my bitch

  • bush is my bitch

  • Bush is my Bitch!"

  • BUSH IS MY BITCH!

  • really funny, good job man

  • realtime ur an ass its all a joke u take things way to seriously and i bet ur a republican cas u r defending and elephant also known as the first hit on google if u search miserable failure

  • soccerstr05, English Please.  You list the US as your country, but I don't believe you. Not with Soccer in your postname and your foreign based language skills.

  • i know its a joke fuckface. I'm responding to these sob's that keep tryna talk shit bout how Bush ruined the country. He didn't. I'm not defending shit, if you can fucking read. And I like to take things that happen in my country's government seriously...seeing as how it DOES pertain to my life. I care about my life. Try it bitch.

  • Don't call me bitch, it's just a word

    I'll flip my finger and give you the bird

    Ive been GOP all my life

    don't need you to bring all this strife

    I've been behind President Bush all the way

    You just haven't listened to what I say

    If you're too busy to stop and read

    Then your attention now is all I need

    Lighten up a little, you're wound too tight

    We're both the same no need to fight.

  • Thats the problem, Most of you GOP's were born GOP's and never bothered to get compasiion.. here's my GOP campaign slogan.. listen..... "Hey I got mine -- the rest of you people are $(&$@$f_--d%&(# So, just get used to it"  .... sad i think you GOP's are greedy and just plain IMMORAL, and selfish....

  • justamyc, What a load of crap. You just want everything handed to you instead of working for it. This is America. Your life is what you make of it. Get off your ass and make something of yourself,asshole. Don't blame everyone else for your own inadequacies. Learn a curse word, dumb ass and quit banging on your keyboard.

  • I work very hard as a nurse thank you very much....it is not a load of crap,most GOP's were in fact BORN GOP's with a spoon in their mouth from the get go.. BORN WITH WHAT THEY GET even if initially they might have worked for what they got, new GOP's are born wealthier than most of the rest of the world-- you got yours, the rest of us are &($@&# --I wont get used to that.!!!

  • justaidiot, Are you serious? YOU SAID "Most republicans are born with a silver spoon in their mouths, and are wealthier that the rest of the world." I don't believe even the strongest Liberal will agree with those ridiculous statements. That is like saying all the republicans are the plantation owners and the democrats are the slaves. I feel sorry for you. You've got to be the most ignorant person on the planet.

  • how about Liberals are born with a black friend they give preferencial treatment to, and then they tell their black friend, you're lucky you have me, because there's no way you can make it on your own.

  • I'm a Republican and i'm not rich by anymeans

  • cauliflower cocksnot.

  • get a real job, and stop complaining

  • what a moron...he obviously has no idea what the hell he is talking about.

  • very funny! love political jokes - would love to see the rest. And everyone else who is getting so upset just because your politics are different - get a sense of humor that extends to yourself please.

  • bullshit talk. Bottom line, Bush does not run this country. Big business does. Big Business runs THE WORLD. BUSH is a face on display 4 us 2 blame cuz we gotta blame SOMEBODY. stfu people thinkin you know whats goin on in the world. 4if ya had any type of political intelligence u would leave the redneck alone & start complaining about ur precious tax dollars contributing to the hostile drug takeover & illegal weapon dealing to smaller countries. small issues like that.

  • Now let's all listen to the 18 year old that says he is from Algeria. I'm sure he has all the answers. Please don't worry about OUR tax dollars and concentrate on YOUR fucked up country. You said that Bush does not run your country,that big business does. I don't believe that Algeria has big business, so what the fuck are you talking about?

  • dude. are you stupid or just plain retarded? i'm not from algeria, it was the first option in the location spot you fucking idiot. sorry i dont feel like telling youtube my everything. And if I was, why the FUCK would you try to turn it into a race and location war? thats fucked up. it's cuz of people like you that we never progress. go kill yourself.

  • realtime23, Okay, so now you are an admitted liar. We can only trust you to make truthful admissions.

  • douchebag.

  • realtime... sticks and stones, sticks and stones. As long as you're not in America, I don't care where you are from. Here is a first option I hope you take advantage of: Go away and don't come back. When you get out of those teen years, maybe you will have grown up enough to use the word Fuck as a verb instead of a noun. But you'll have to get rid of those pimples and lie about your IQ.

  • ....i don't really have too much to say to that. I think you wasted comment space with your idiotic, smartass, tryna-b-funny, nothing-to-do-with-the-topic reply. You, sir, need to get some brainpower going and make a comment relevant to the issue maybe. But just maybe. I dunno. I'm probably the only one that went to school.

  • LOL

  • truthdetective, point taken regarding the U.N. consider the word United, at least.

  • cityxrestless, It is hard to believe the comment in your last sentence. If there was EVER a corrupt international organization, it is the UN. The American people, along with other countries of democratic societies have been in favor of removing ourselves of that overly corrupt body by a majority of it's citizens. If only our leaders would catch up to it's voting public, the UN could relocate to Venezuela or Cuba or even China, where it belongs.

  • BUsh is my bitch

    beach

    bee hach

    bee ich

  • Also, I noted many incorrect "facts" thrown around about Canada's participation in the World Wars, which IS a nod in the direction of the poor education situation in the United States (HISTORY 101). Ofcourse not ALL Americans are ignorant of the world around them & their responsibility to it, though I HAVE & DO see a saddening pattern within many threads on numerous sites.

    If history HAS to be one-sided, let it be a compassionate U.N. abiding side works toward real peace.

  • BUSH cannot spell BITCH. I am still reeling from the fact that there ARE Bush supporters in existence. Even after all the "politics" (fear/terror propaganda) & media B.S. the Americans have been forcefed for years...a complete fool & barabarian, especially one on television or in the White House, is easy to spot.

    Mr. Bush if there is a line-up to hell, surely you have reservations.

  • ...Another American hating cyber asshole from Canada. You need to clean the crap off your own snow before attacking others. We are getting quite tired of hearing from the in-bred canucks regarding our country. Watch out we don't pull our protection from you and leave you to fend for yourself against your many enemies. We could hear you crying like babies while your heads are being removed.

  • Keen observations. Very funny. Look forward to seeing him on comedy central presents.

  • Bush is my employee....XD

    But I live in CANADA! XD

    So....Harper's my bitch? =P

  • stupid!

  • bush is ma bitch an dat falla aint funny...

  • stupid video. period. and many dumbfucks posting here too.

  • Whites need to grow up

  • all humans need to !

  • racist like you need to grow up...

  • Seuraavan viestin toimittaminen kaikille vastaanottajille ei onnistunut:

    tylsää

  • Fuck bush

  • What has queer got to do with anything???

  • Bush is the modern Hitler everyone knows that. God bless America and no place else.

  • Hark! I hear the small voice of another sweet little person. Can you say I am queer and I am here. I looove your purplish home page.

  • that is the most ignorant and bigoted comment ive ever heard- comparing bush to hitler is wrong and most offensive- it disgusts me deep inside

  • comparing bush to hitler is wrong -- Explaining that the Bush family profited from Auschwitz slave labor and supported Hitler's financing while the Nazis were killing American soldiers, and even beyond the end of the war to 1950 --- well that's simply honest.

  • Hey dilbert,... you are a complete asshole. Your time is up. It is time to leave. Either go to hell or canada, the rest of us don't care. You ARE the weakest link.

  • why is he an asshole? your not smart enough to understand a factual statement when its explained very carefully to you, so you start calling people names? YOU should run for president policor. i'll bet your life is just one long toby kieth video, isnt it?

  • Where the hell are you from, South Jersey? Dildo is an asshole because statements he made are neither factual nor even revelant. George SR. was in his twentys and a fighter pilot during WWII, dimwit. His statement and your collaboration puts you both very close to sleeping with the enemy. And if you don't appreciate Toby Keith, then you are are against going after the vermin who attacked us and are downright unamerican.

  • my point "hammer" is simply that i am american so i respect other peoples right to free speech without being called names, shutting people up because you dont agree with them is unamerican. not apreshiating toby kieth doesnt reflect my view on punishing terrorists at all, it means im not a dumb ass redneck who wants to line the pockets of a country singer who rolls out of bed and puts on a red white and blue shirt and sings about fixing the problems.but you can be right so u feel good.

  • I will never apologize for feeling good when I see the red,white and blue, or stand up when I hear my country's song. I feel good when I hear the Pledge of Allegiance, and I am proud of our military. Maybe you should apply for a position with the Taliban. You seem to fit the requirements. Free speech is a wonderful thing,but you wouldn't have it without America's Warriors defending the red,white and blue. So, STFU.

  • your just proving my point for me now. who asked you to apologize for what? i respect your right to your opinion. your the idiot calling me names for no reason. i am proud of our military too, and our pledge of alligance. when did i imply i wasnt??? and your remarks have made it clear you are too immature to even have a conversation with. i told you you can be right. your a 1st ammendment terrorist. idiot.

  • lets see who fits the requirements more. i am an american who goes out of my way to help other americans. your a guy online who wants to shut down free speech, talk shit to other good americans, and try to character assaninate anyone who's opinion or view you are to stupid to understand. mabey your more of a nazi instead of tallibanian. i just cant tell. why dont you hop in your ford and see if bin laden is hiding down at the honkey tonk or dairy queen, k moron.

  • i was just trying to stick up for a guy who was being insulted for no reason besides that there are a bunch of dumb ass cuntry blumkins out there who dont know what theyre talking about. ive told you that you can be right, so why dont you turn on the cmt and relax cleetus.

  • you have missinturpreted my statements, as un patriotic just as you did dilberts in the first place. learn your history. yeah bush's dad was a fighter pilot during the war. that is awsome. but what about bush's senetor grandaddy? instead of insulting other americans why dont you try to find a more productive way to vent your anger problem. repeat after me, policor is my bitch. no, no, mean it this time, POLICOR IS MY BITCH!!!! there you go buddy.

  • Thanks for all the rantings. You are a scared little rabbit with,judging by your sentence composition and your spelling, I would guess only a junior high school education. You should be embarassed in leaving evidence of such illiteracy. Go back and read your drivel,asshole. I'm sorry, I've got to give you an F in English. But I will give you an A in dickhead.

  • well, i guess you would be the authority in dickhead. so thanks.

  • Shut up.

  • bmx12s... you are still a little teenybopper. Wait until you grow up and clear up those zits, then your comments will be accepted. Also, from your spelling, you would be wise to stay the fuck off that computer that your parents furnish you and do some more studying in English. Stay in school and you won't wind up being some "Bubba"s" bitch.

  • Dude what the fuck are u doing posting so many replies here? Are u Bush's bitch? Why the fuck fuck would you defend that power craving, war loving, arrogant little fuck? Are u dumb? Do u need medical attention? Or do u just need the attention of your mom? I know your angry because she stopped breastfeading u, but you're 36 dude! Her tits are tired! U must understand that man. Now go watch Dr. Phil or something you diaper wearing clown.

  • Typical rantings from an arrogant little foreignor who is pissed off to be in a little fucking non revelant country. What is your real language? German? Your english sucks. (feed is with 2 e's.) You are not that long out of school or diapers, you pathetic foreign asshole. Seems you need to go back to both, dumb ass. Fuck you and your little dyke country.

  • I'm from Holland, and the only thing non-relevant is your reply...You seem to duck away from the subject man, and it makes u look like a frustrated 30+ guy who doesn't get any. And about my english, i'm 21 and this is my 3rd langauge. How the fuck are u gonna start about how my english sucks? U want to continue this converstation in Dutch? And guess what? U are the foreigner to me, the fact you're small brain doesn't notice that makes me understand why you are defending bush. Think before reply

  • .. You are a pathetic liile fuck. So jealous of America that you attack it's citizens. Even your postname is after an American city. I knew you were from Holland, dumb ass. That's why I referenced the dikes by saying Dyke country. Ducking the subject? About Bush and breastfeeding. You are such a little dutch dipshit. And YOU are the foreign crybaby. YOUTUBE is American owned, operated and located in America.

  • Hahaha. you're still hiding from the subject. Why are u defending bush?

    Jealous of america? WHAHAHA why would i be? I live in Holland ffs. That is the problem with alot of americans, so arrogant that u are not noticing that the rest of the world laughs at you.

    I don't care where Youtube is, i am in holland and that makes you a foreigner too.

    I don't want to continue this pointless conversation. ffs i'm talking to a 36 y/o person and i have to act like the adult.

  • You are an arrogant piece of shit. Don't you know that Holland doesn't count in the grand scheme of things? If you don't care about youtube, then get the hell off of it. Go stick your german little finger in yo mama's dike. The only thing pointless and useless is you.

  • I would do a History check if i was u... U make yourself look dumb.

  • Bush is also my bitch!!!!

  • turthdetevtive you suck balls BUSH IS MY BITCH!

  • ...not funny at all...and sucks real hard.

  • you can say a lot about me, not funny is not on the list!

    Travis

  • I cant say I loved it! But hell I loved it!

  • I gotta say, all the other comedians I've seen on youtube have been "BLACK PEOPLE IS LIKE DIS, WHITE PEOPLE IS LIKE DIS" or "NEW YORK IS SO DIFFERENT FROM LA, YA KNOW?" It's pretty refreshing to hear someone that's funny and .. doesn't suck.

  • Yeah. I respect him for doing something other than a "WHITE PEOPLE TALK LIKE THIS AND BLACK PEOPLE TALK LIKE DIS" bit that it seems like 99% of all black comedians do. He had some pretty good lines, I'd like to hear more.

  • funny

  • bush IS a bitch

  • Bush is definitly my BITCH!!

  • Bush is my bitch!

  • NO realy I think your his Bitch..it's always funny how these guys can disk it out..but can't be mad fun of.. poor babys...

  • what are you talking about?

  • i dont think hes really sure

  • funny lol

  • well if you look at funny4food's comments, he's remained pretty calm, despite being called things such as asshole, nigger, etc. I'd say he's taking it pretty well. It's mostly everyone who disagrees with him who can't take it.

  • Oops Bush is your bitch and thank god for that

  • BUSH IS MY BITCH

  • Everybody talks about how much they hate Bush, 1 question. If you hate him so much why did you vote him into presidency????

  • not everyone did.

  • cause that percentage of Americans are stupid fucking retards.

  • You Think That He Won With Honesty? Of Course Not, They Rigged The Election Because It Didn't Turn Out In Favour Of Bush The First Time, So They Called A "Recount" So They Could Buy Some Time To Switch Votes. He's A Corrupt Politician That Is Ending The Lives Of Thousands Of Innocents, And Must Be Stopped.

  • rigged election!1111

  • Jesus Jenny. I didn't vote for him and so didn't alot of people, the crooks stole the election.

  • Not all of us voted for him.

  • bush lick these nuts i cant wait till he gets out finally we will have more peace good joke and keep ure day job

  • speakin' of red eyes...

  • BUSH IS MY BITCH!! screw republicans, screw democrats.

  • BUSH IS MY BITCH!

  • BUSH IS MY BITCH!

  • That was absolute dog shit, what does he do for a real job? cos you couldn't get as fat as that if you were a full time comedian and as funny as a turd in a swimming pool, sorry that sucked. Rule brittania

  • hmmm. jealous much?

  • Bush is a bitch...he int my bitch i int from the U.S. but he is a bitch and tony blair is his hoe...they both need to stop lining their pockets and stop gettin our boyz killed for oil

  • Northstar you are a fuckin faggot. Dammit, Bush is my Bitch!

  • that was great tavis simmones rules

  • not funny?!? You can call me a lot of things, but NOT FUNNY, is not on the list! Anyone with me???

  • i'm with ya. funny4food.

  • BUSH IS MY BITCH!!!

  • u cunts would be dead now if it werent for bush

  • no, we're gonna die a lot earlier beacuse of him

  • seriously.

  • fuck yourself, shroom dick

  • damn, I pissed you off that much? someone really needs to calm down.

  • I guess the drinks make you funnier...but overall, meh. Sorry, nothing to do with my politcal beliefs you just arent that funny

  • no he not your bitch,he mine bitch

  • your right... he's a murderer

  • Bush needs to fucking get shot in the head!!!

  • BUSH IS MY BITCH!!! it does feel good.

    Why do these white KIDS always come here to bash? Internet Thugs!

  • Wow, maybe you should try some other line or work. Maybe trash collection or a short order cook or something, b/c you're not funny.

  • No one cares about Bush anyway.

  • Bush Whines like a Bush.

  • bush is a bitch

  • you only get away with it cause your black

  • go away, racist.

  • yeah, because bill maher, george carlin, and jon stewart get away with it because their black.

  • go lick a dick, u faggot.

    fuckin cockblock...

  • produce counter-argument and you comeback with a childish insult. way to go.

  • fuck off dork, i said go lick a dick..now scram!

  • no, I think I'll stay. reading your comments makes me laugh.

  • sure he´s my bitch :>

  • Bush is my BITCH!!hey that DOES feel good!!

  • BUSH IS MY BITCH!!! it does feel good.

  • IM A BADASS

  • Go suck Bush's nut sack u troll.

  • No your a pussy ass bitch just lik George W. Bush. Suck a dick you faggit.

  • he needs some help on his jokes.he is fucking gay."he is a nigger thats stuck up his own ass.he's the gayest fucker alive"BUSH IS A MORAL BADASS' UNLIKE YOU GUYS.WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE way THIS COUNTRY used to be united.Now you yankee ass fucks have torn this country up

    FUCK U COMEDIANS

  • purple....Im surprised that you took Bush's cock out of your mouth to write that message :D

  • Purpledrohaze777 you are a fucking idiot. Bush probly sticks it in your ass you little queer. Bush is the one destroying our country. you should be saying, What happened to the morals on which our country was founded? How did our country get hijacked by these evil criminals? and Why are we the american people allowing it to happen?

  • if you thing is not funny then flag as inapropiet it

    like me

  • what a dick gato213 is!!!! This human is against freedom, all kinds!

  • Wow, way to go against our civil rights which we fought for *sarcasm*

    Censorship of hatred directed towards a specific group is one thing, but censoring someone for making fun of one person is ridiculous. You wouldn't care if it weren't the president.

  • hmmmmmmmmmmmmm that was shite, that guys not funny.

  • Bush is my Bitch, haha

  • Yeah....Bush is THE BITCH

  • right on, man. they can't take our humour away from us. beat em with love!

  • fuck you 055andy and stop whining too

  • Bush is my Bitch

  • im in da army and even i say fuk bush. i'm not in it for him im in it for me

  • i don't dare to say much cause i might get track and aressted but what i dare say is bush should not be a president