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    maybe this ship have a problem the weight,,,

    bottom hull is light weight and top is heavy weight

  • hahaha, the guy responsible for this probably never worked in that town again

  • I feel so bad for them!

  • empty ballasts

  • @sufizmjim - Ballast or no ballast, it was Grossly top heavy.

  • no da

    

  • can only imagine the trouble responsible person was in

  • OK buys back to the plan table

  • a lot of fish are happy about this happening.

  • Is Captian Jack Sparrow on board?

  • Just needs the balast tanks filled up. It was probably fine once they did that.

  • way way to top heavy, was plainly a much longer ship before rebuilding.

  • hahaha i cant stop laughing!

  • epic fail

  • in soviet russia, boat flips you... sike

  • Trolololololol

  • @SwimmingMunky Yeah fuck them! They have done us so much! They are jews! They have killed millions of people! Nazis have many good reasons to hate them!

  • @SwimmingMunky ..............IS THERE ANY FUCKING REASON TO POST THAT COMMENT ON A VIDEO OF A FAILED SHIP LAUNCH......OR DO YOU BLAME THAT ON THE JEWS AS WELL. Think about this, Christianity is basically the same thing as what the jews believe, except you add a messiah. and what was jesus religiously......oh yeah, A JEW. So by hating jews, you hate jesus. I hope you enjoy hell, because thats where you are going when you die. You won't just go there, satan will fucking carry you.

  • @Davis4037 woah chill out. they're just jews. they're not even real people

  • THE GREATEST CLAP-CLAP FAIL xD

  • damn hahaha what a waste of money! stupid designers

  • fail

  • im not a scientist, but that ship looks good for the wide open seas to me. How about you?

  • No, the girl needs a dick in the mouth.

  • it was the launch not the maidan voyage

  • why would you make fun of something like that

  • since the designers of that ship were probably on that ship, I would say they are in shallow water, not deep water, bitch commentator

  • They put the engine at the left side while tranny on the right it should be inline.... Fired

  • They should have learned from the principessa olanda lol

  • oh god... STOP WITH THE PUNS!!!

  • @Buddyb309 they are even punny any more...

  • Launch gone wrong? That was a perfect launch. The design or the restoration is what went wrong.

  • valiendo madre

  • thats why i like japan ships....back in ww2 she has the best battleships cruisers and destroyers..no matter if they lost the war....

  • oh oh....bad luck:/.......

  • A LITTLE off?

  • At least she's in the water...

  • Lol

  • I think that this was unexpected but that the ship would be fine. the guy in the pilot house might have suffered injuries but as soon as they get some ballast in it it'll be smooth sailing.

  • Suddenly The Donald's immortal words "You're FIRED!" echos in my head lol

  • LOL Watch the guy clapping at 0:18..... Wait for it! Wait fooor iiiit! 0:27 Whos clapping now? :P

  • All aboard the failboat :D

  • 0:14 "...as the proud ship builders watch the hard work sets FAIL..." :D

  • Hmm, maybe if they'd gone for another take she could have managed to sound slightly more sarcastically amused by it all, but I doubt it.

  • Ugh i hate comentors that have no clue what there talking about..... I meen heck im no ship engineer and even i can see the ship is rideing to high in the water which tells me that the ballast tanks were not filled corectly thus makeing the ship top heavy.

  • Why all these comments about "crappy China" when nobody mentioned china in the video?

    On the contrary, the two workers on foreground really look like Americans, don't they?

    Stereotypes are hitting hard here! Sad but, after all, these are the usual Youtube comments -_-

  • @Attilioscot Indeed. Many naval architects are european/american. Just saying, so that people know.

  • @Attilioscot Meanwhile, your post is a childish attempt to bash Americans, when those workers look like people from any number of predominantly white countries. Idiot.

  • @Supermassively I said "they really look like americans" because at my eye they do, this comes from an american TV show, and also the setting looks to me like northern america (Canada at most) more than Europe. I didn't assume they are Americans, whilst most comments wrongfully assumed they were Chinese, and that's what I was trying to bash.

    If that's enough for you to call me an idiot, I don't think I am the child in here...

  • @Attilioscot Actually build in Norway.

  • "Made in China"

  • @Sp33dyphil100 norway

  • titanic

  • They probably failed to install the lead ballast. But knowing the Chinese gov't, when they sacked the engineers, they used actual sacks.

  • chinese proverb(in silly chinese voice). .ship that sink,stink.

  • The commentator needs a kick in the mouth

  • @juggerfox ****dick

  • @juggerfox or probably an arrow in the knee ..

  • @juggerfox you were the designer of the ship?

  • @mrthomassie007 If I were, that's what I would've done to her!

  • @juggerfox Do not you mean a dick ?

  • @estesoyojajaja zas! en toda la boca!

  • Looks like somebody didn't have enough ballast!

    When the bottom fills with water it will right itself.

  • Yep,TNA206 - those fucking idiots !!! Let China make that !! They can DO Shit in USA.!.!

  • Made proudly in the U.S.A

  • lmao

    

  • It's called a stability letter I bet it didn't have one ha ha or the guy who figured the stability has dyslexia !! Lol!!

  • ballast.

  • That's a cargo ship?? Where are the friggen hatches and the booms??

  • Same "crowd" sound effect as used in Super Smash Brothers. GOD I HATE STOCK GENERIC SOUNDS!

  • @GrandTheftAuto4Films

    Donkey Kong owns all.

  • made in china...

  • @BlackCatRevenge made by your parents

  • This sounds like a baby show

  • Too much mariluana on the port side, and not enough cocaine on starboard!

  • Chinese crap

  • Lmao, Heads definatly rolled on that one.

  • that gz resistance was bs

  • lmfao

    

  • It is so unstable how would it have ever been able to handle a storm?

  • @Rayzkevin The ships stability likely had nothing to do with the design of the ship. There was likely not enough ballast in the ship, causing the centre of gravity to rise above the mid-point, meaning that it had little choice but to list heavily to one side as it did. Given proper ballast it would have been as stable as any other ship.

  • @DCTriv You're right, except that I consider a ship that can't float upright when empty a pretty poor design!

  • @442hoeky I'm in the Maritime industry and I can safely say most ships are pretty unstable when they have very little to no fuel or cargo onboard. In this case it most likely also had irregular ballast distribution. Cant say for certain but I'm pretty sure the ship's physical design is perfectly acceptable. What launch engineers decide to do with the ship after construction is another matter though.

  • @DCTriv ooo shut up no it all

  • IT WILL BUFF OUT

  • lool idiots

  • Well back to the drawing board...

  • titanic 

  • It just needs more ballast

  • newly restored? looks like a piece of soviet garbage

  • how the hell did i get in this side of youtube?!?!

  • @GuiTaRaWwr yeah you know

  • Lloyd's of London cringed!

  • Glug glug glug glug!

  • FAKE.THEY WERE DOING IT ON PURPOUSE! THIS VIDIO IS F-A-K-E.FAKE.

  • LOL xDD Made in China !!!

  • That was a success in my books!

  • Got some good insurance? Hbahabhaabbehhehebeheelallaala­lallalalala

  • Is this really a ship launch??? Why did it come out backwards? The guy with the camera didn't seem too surprised when it tipped over. Maybe their just dumping it?

  • What can I say.. Ship happens!

  • So that's where they hid their stash of counterfeit goods, they should at least have had the sense to put them in the middle of the ship so it didn't keel over.

  • fine Union workmanship

  • how the fuck is this even possible?? i mean it was doing right at the first 5 secs, wtf happens at 0:25 ? it can,t be just a balance problem, otherwise the ship would have tangled right away when put down... so anyone knows?

  • @jwul28 No ballast, it is sitting too high in the water. The white line is the appropriate water line, note the prop and rudder are not fully submerged.

  • @5Fathom5 Is it possible that there,s no engines in it yet? That in itself accounts for a hundred ton or so.

  • @mastersduhgree Possibly but one would think it would be easier to put the engine/s in whilst dry docked?

  • @5Fathom5 Yes....certainly

  • @jwul28 i know,BEACUSE ITS FAKE!

  • OHSHIT.

  • I don't see any chinese around.

  • All ships like that have Ballast..

  • @UFOSPACE1999 Not enough...

  • Too bad! At least the workers got paid! Now they get to get paid again! YAAAAY!

  • yes its seems like made in china :P

  • Does anyone know the reason why it happened? Seems like the COG was way off. How can I find online about this ship, any suggestions? Thanks.

  • All aboard the Fail boat! lol

    i feel kinda bad for those builders i mean they used months to make that thing...

  • Floating well above it's waterline, this vessel is not stable. It probably would be with it's water and fuel tanks full, plus some cargo, but the engineers should have known that.

  • They can still drive that ship...just tilt their heads to the right.

  • "Where did you get your engineering certificate again?" "online"

  • was it made in china ???

  • Guaranteed till it leaves the shop.

  • No, I thought you put the bunges in!

  • And the award for worst jokes ever goes to...this bitch.

  • Thats not a cargo ship, it looks like an oil tanker that was cut in half then shortened and put back together.

  • that woman is freaking annoying, she has no clue, and probaly has the iq of a fish

  • The dude in charge went from Ship Engineer to Maintenance Engineer in 30 seconds flat!

  • 0:23 awwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­ FUUUUUUUUUU-

  • @Catalina65389

    and?? proude of it??

  • made in usa

  • @XTYPE3110 makes sense.. look at all of the WWII ships made in USA still going strong.

  • @Catalina65389

    Like the SS America (left to fall apart on the Canary Islands) or the SS United States (currently rotting away in a Philadelphia harbor). Proud ocean liners in their prime. Now left to decay and to rust away.

  • @McLarenMercedes the SS America isnt there anymore. waves have been breaking her down since 1996. shes all gone now

  • Engineer:  Don't question me, i'm a trained professional!

    You amateurs have no idea about................WTF!

  • @RoadCaptainEntertain, that´s a fucking classic line of these so called "professionals"! lmao...

  • @ploetzlich30 I am glad you agree my friend.

  • deep water ? isnt the saying DEEP SHIT!!

  • Ship; no ballast,

    Reporter; no brains!

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  • @datasurferable dont ****ing in wrong place, Dude

  • @Areuuseless lol

  • Ur mommas so fat she tipped the boat

  • whats wrong with ship?

  • *made in china*

  • @OMGelectronics it wasn't

  • @Dknvd ....k thanks for the clarification...

  • @OMGelectronics 90% of the US is made in China. Suck on that one.

  • @OMGelectronics why do you yhink that? xD

  • @OMGelectronics What isn't?

  • i bet the guy that was clapping feels like a total dick.

  • Cheesiest fucking line at the end.

  • ballast...

  • Woman talking needs something in her mouth to stop that anoying voice. Reminds me of a 5th grade teacher "don't forget to do your home-work". Go fuck yourself.

  • I shouldn't say this but made in Britain? hehe (ps. I'm UK) haha

  • The "top comment" is wrong. stability is not to do with overloading vs loading... its to do with WHERE the mass is .

    They didn't launch it thinking that it had a hold full of cargo.. they launched it thinking they had built it with a permanent ballast in the keel/hull. They forget this one was unstable without a ballast or load in the hold/hull/bilge tank somewhere

  • were im for some choppy weather boys

  • Annoying ass woman, stfu and let me just watch the video.

  • WTFLOLBBQROFL ~~~~~!!!

  • You're getting sacked in the morning, sacked in the mornin

  • Whats sorta funny is that i work there...

  • Whats sorta funny is that i work there...

  • BREAKING NEWS BEAUTIFUL SHIP HAS LAUNCHED!!! AND THIS IS ......WHAT??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH F A I L .....

  • Homer Simpson - "D'oh"

  • ahahaaaahh

  • now that is what you call a fuck up

  • Sucks

  • lol thats what happens when you have a boat made in china!!!

  • @Xtreme470 This ship wasn't even made in China! Wow, just wow, how low can people go these days, bashing China whatever chance they have.

  • buy a trip life insurance before you go to sea on this boat.

  • where is the center of this small boat gravity ?

  • Good Job!!!!!!

  • 0:14 - "She takes to water with ease"

    0:30 - "She takes on water with ease"

  • that was the launch of the failtanic

  • ALL ABORED FAIL LINERS!

  • It is simply a test...to see if the owners have a sense of humor...that's all. Some people can't take a joke, make a million...lose a million...enjoy life! I'll bet the insurance company for this vessel didn't even laugh!

  • ouch that was scary

  • @wwwtotalitaerde What does any of the bullshit you just spouted out have to do with this video? Go eat a bowl of dicks.