its almost 5`o clock in the morning, im running low on supplies. And i have somehow got catched in an un-escapable maelstrom of collegehumor videos. If anyone reads this i have 1 message for you: Run! save yourselfs and your sleep while you can! Its too late for me....
Did anyone else notice, that when Patrick is being killed that at 1:51 you see a circle with suicide and murders, and that the murders are almost nothing and suicide is huge, well in this case it's not
@Digitizeddragon No, that's not true. I'm from Finland and our current rank in education is either first or second. Every single child in FInland gets education. It's not a priviledge in here, but a right. We don't know the 'benefit of no education' either, but we are doing just fine. :)
@hpacinstaller I just looked up Finland, and you're right! You guys have it going on. That's one incredible come back story you guys have. You have given me hope for the future. Thanks Finland Person :)
@guitarbballfreak Ignorance is OK, its thinking that you have the right to point out someone else's ignorance like you've actually reached some pinnacle of knowledge that is a problem. And no...our kids really don't know the benefit of NO education. They get everything. With great power (and privileges) should come some responsibility and most of the youth and many adults don't/didn't grow up with that. Tell me that is not a problem?
i'm not doing anything to you! just protesting outside your home, denying your right to marrying, and insulting you continuiosly...but i'm not doing anything to you!
Can someone please explain to me why anyone would dislike this video?
I'm not being one of those '760 people are humourless idiots' sort of Youtubers, but if you came to watch a comedic video, then why are you disliking it when this is clearly funny?
years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen
Look at the pie chart on the white board at 1:51
ogytrewq 18 hours ago
COLLEGE-HUMOR!!! let me go to sleep!
MineMurphydog 1 day ago
the pie chart shows suicides and murders
moocow3001 2 days ago
1:02 street should have just punched him the stomach.
Sethagrius 2 days ago
0:45 punch Dan in the face, go on with meeting, end of video. Sadly, I hate these Hardly Working vids. Not NEARLY as funny as the normal sketches...
brunometer 3 days ago
49 seconds, gut punch imeddiatly
nolonath 4 days ago
Should have given him a snicker bar
brandonma21 5 days ago
A kid in my geometry class is exactly like this. So I slapped him.
Ixology 6 days ago 8
omg thats like me xD
EvilKittyKat500 6 days ago
This is actually much more meaningful than it looks.
fize4ever 1 week ago
pie chart in the background says suicides and murders
thatoneguythere100 1 week ago
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That remembers me of religious tolerance
fadechicobuarque1989 1 week ago
there wearing the same shirts
MackzFreeman 1 week ago
its almost 5`o clock in the morning, im running low on supplies. And i have somehow got catched in an un-escapable maelstrom of collegehumor videos. If anyone reads this i have 1 message for you: Run! save yourselfs and your sleep while you can! Its too late for me....
GalaxyEdgeStudios 1 week ago
@GalaxyEdgeStudios
"catched"...
whattheholf91 1 week ago
will people please stop calling this the 6th call of duty when its not, there has been more than 5 call of duty prior to this one -,-
magicks069 1 week ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha
C0asterking 1 week ago
" an error occurred. Please try again later." .... WHAT THE FUCK YOU TUBE JUST TRYING TO WATCH FUCKING COLLEGE HUMOR!
verbonten 1 week ago
i have a bone for Sarah....
what?
nothing!
shahogner87 1 week ago
I AM GOING TO KILL THAT OLD SPICE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the font gets no bigger i tried :P
CODzombattant 1 week ago
And here I am again, trapped in the whirlpool known as College Humor.
llamasrockmore 1 week ago
am i the only one who saw the suicide/murders pie chart? xD
cooleo0 1 week ago
@cooleo0 No.
Tsteve08 1 week ago
OMG that is me... sadface
FrontalViolator 1 week ago
anyone else notice the whiteboard??
420GanjaGanja 1 week ago
Did Sara color her fingers with a highlighter?
ZodiacDragons 2 weeks ago
@ZodiacDragons Because a highlighter would leave that bright of a yellow color on the surface of a nail..... -_- Facepalm.
Tsteve08 1 week ago
so who was the kid? the one standing and punching him? gyh?
The1SexyGamer 2 weeks ago
OMG. How can I not Murder Patrick haha
MaximumGKB8 2 weeks ago 2
I felt the urge to punch him.
Fervorism 2 weeks ago
Did anyone else notice, that when Patrick is being killed that at 1:51 you see a circle with suicide and murders, and that the murders are almost nothing and suicide is huge, well in this case it's not
haha
1xeowynx1 2 weeks ago
My ex-girlfriend in Japanese/Music/PDHPE class. I rest my case.
someguy2879 2 weeks ago
Well don't be like pAt Cassels
fadekuh 2 weeks ago
there is a kid in my class who is EXACTLY like that guy. its weird
bobWuzHere100 2 weeks ago
Sat Here Hoping I Won't Get Sidetracked
FictitiousWarrior 2 weeks ago 18
7,900 likes 790 dislikes. MOTHER OF GOD.
randomaussie3 2 weeks ago
Damn, I'll never get those 2 minutes and 8 seconds back.
MrHelloDavidHello 2 weeks ago
@MrHelloDavidHello Its just 2 minutes and 7 seconds because in all youtube vids the second to last one is missing
insertgreatnickname 2 weeks ago
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HOLY SHIT 200+ LIKES ON MAH COMMENT.. CELEBRATE WITH A FRESH PAIR OF UNDAYYS!!
randomaussie3 2 weeks ago
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randomaussie3 2 weeks ago
HOLY SHIT 200+ LIKES ON MAH COMMENT.. CELEBRATE WITH A FRESH PAIR OF UNDAYYS!!
randomaussie3 2 weeks ago
God that gal is so hot =P
Martin126X 3 weeks ago
7878 likes and 787 dislikes...
MrAddis1 3 weeks ago
that's the kinda guy i wish to punch really hard...
ChilledN0va 3 weeks ago
@ChilledN0va just in general or when they do that to you?
Razzfazz87 3 weeks ago
i have that same fucking problem with 5 people
ZZYXY456 3 weeks ago
I fucking love dan, he's my number one right up there with Josh.
Nyanih 3 weeks ago
1:53 Sarah's hand is down 1:54 her hand is up. No one can move their hand that quickly.
spacman53 3 weeks ago
i love Dan so much
kate9987 3 weeks ago
@kate9987 thank you xD
danvann654 3 weeks ago
for some strange reason i find the girl attractive O.o and that dude deserves to be punched in the face haha
ijamhxc4him09 3 weeks ago
is this supposed to be funny?
zeppelin2224 3 weeks ago
When i fail im blaming CH
SuperSharpShot2247 4 weeks ago
I would kick dans ass!
VinsterSonify 4 weeks ago
this makes me flash back to middle school o.o
JenniferLFisher 4 weeks ago
Oh god, my suggestion bar's figured me out... nothing but college huomr, totally sketch and jena marbles....loooong night
pele384 4 weeks ago
punch him in the damn face.
Nitecrawler24 4 weeks ago
"I realize that taking the website off the internet doesn't seem like the best business plan..."
paris86 4 weeks ago
lol arkian2912992
MizzyIzFizzy 1 month ago
im watching this while im doing my essay
arkian2912992 1 month ago
MFFFPFPFPFPFFFFFine.
Shandleh 1 month ago
Being obnoxious is fun☺
e9d9w9a9r9d9 1 month ago
This is what happens every time I have to do a group project....
TheZoidsCollector 1 month ago
I would have hit that kid with a yard stick....
chevykid241 1 month ago
I will do that in class & dare the police to prove it :)
Mesosmartical 1 month ago
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Digitizeddragon 1 month ago
@Digitizeddragon No, that's not true. I'm from Finland and our current rank in education is either first or second. Every single child in FInland gets education. It's not a priviledge in here, but a right. We don't know the 'benefit of no education' either, but we are doing just fine. :)
hpacinstaller 1 month ago
@hpacinstaller I just looked up Finland, and you're right! You guys have it going on. That's one incredible come back story you guys have. You have given me hope for the future. Thanks Finland Person :)
Digitizeddragon 4 weeks ago
@Digitizeddragon you're ignorant.
guitarbballfreak 4 weeks ago
@guitarbballfreak Ignorance is OK, its thinking that you have the right to point out someone else's ignorance like you've actually reached some pinnacle of knowledge that is a problem. And no...our kids really don't know the benefit of NO education. They get everything. With great power (and privileges) should come some responsibility and most of the youth and many adults don't/didn't grow up with that. Tell me that is not a problem?
Digitizeddragon 4 weeks ago
Streeter/Dan wearing the same shirts? heh :P
xboxman79 1 month ago
I actually wanted to hear what he had to say
Gvnrae 1 month ago 26
@Gvnrae me too!!! why? why take down the site?
WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
123sugarplums 1 month ago
/watch?v=bkjIpG6qvEM&context=C3b4ac30ADOEgsToPDskK2lY_o9jPb5hUMFSOKrlzW
biggsy999 1 month ago
i hate those kinds of kids -_-
and since the teachers did too, i usually got away with giving them a concussion :)
XDisturbedTillDeathX 1 month ago
totally reminding me of SOPA (not troll)
Hein122 1 month ago
Streeter should've become the class bully and just kicked Dan's class-smart-ass...ass?
trivium666fan 1 month ago
They're all stupid...
ArnuxsGaming 1 month ago
no...No...NOO! I am not having a College Humor Marathon! NOO NOT TONIGHT! PLEASEE!!!
randomaussie3 1 month ago 357
@randomaussie3 haa haa...yeah you are...
Digitizeddragon 1 month ago
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Digitizeddragon 4 weeks ago
This reminds me of every mexican that was in my class when i was in high school
TheRenaiged 1 month ago
PAT NOOOOOOOOOO
yojomo9 1 month ago
My brother.
That is all I will say.
RainbowOkami 1 month ago 67
this is how americans usualy treat gays <_<
i'm not doing anything to you! just protesting outside your home, denying your right to marrying, and insulting you continuiosly...but i'm not doing anything to you!
lol :P
TheSadandalone 1 month ago
@TheSadandalone Yes, because all Americans simply despise gays.
NotMyrearOne 1 month ago
this reminds me of a kid in my class who would be completely annoying and everyone would defend him due to technicallity
NoMorePopMusic 1 month ago 3
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melissaboomer 1 month ago
Sarah's part would have been better played by Amir.
funnywhiteroots 1 month ago
I'd beat that mother fucker till he bleeds to death and then fire all the fuckers in that room.
armyaviationproud 1 month ago
sounds like stuff they would say in my philosophy class
theballer900 1 month ago
@theballer900 Everyone in that class deserves to die then. Worthless rambling which is a disgrace to actual philosophy.
armyaviationproud 1 month ago
this is stupid.
vespers119 1 month ago
how come videos this old are HD but new ones are omnly 360p...
mariopawnch 1 month ago
Pan used to be an Obnoxius kid until he took an arrow to the knee...
gustav685 1 month ago
Thumbs up if Terry Crews scared the shit outta you
crisco7241 1 month ago
Hate these kinda ppl
HeadmasterPrime5 1 month ago
any normal person would have just hit dan
SupaMistaWong 1 month ago
Sad thing is, there is only ONE kid that is not obnoxious in this class.
StopTheMusicThen 1 month ago
fuck studing for mid terms i got college humor
elflordbob1 1 month ago
i got here from a slayer video wtf??
gul067307 1 month ago
for a second there it look like he was touching up Sera
xh101 1 month ago
Sarah is pretty
instantwagner 1 month ago
but... wouldn't murder be perceived as wrong no matter the circumstance?
rebelian7 1 month ago
@rebelian7 Not if your looking through the victims eyes... cause then you'd be dead and you wouldn't see anything
MineMurphydog 1 month ago
@rebelian7
that's what makes murder a murder
squallz13 1 month ago
why is there a suicides-murders chart in the back?
anchuto 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
OH MY GOD!
monstaslaya 1 month ago
This sounds much more like sibling rivalry.
abovebiscuitcrumbs 1 month ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
i miss the "HUH" at the end of the videos
Alistair5225 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
at 1:51 what is that chart for
Justkiding10452 1 month ago 102
@Justkiding10452 suicides and murders apparently....look just above it
Hilzy1517 1 month ago
@Justkiding10452 suicides and murders
erikthemagicalpanda 1 month ago
@Justkiding10452 suicides and murders white part being murders
moleman40000 1 month ago
@Justkiding10452 shaded= suicides
unshaded=murders
yooomomo 1 month ago
@Justkiding10452 Suicides and murders! xD
SazVlogs 1 month ago
Did anyone else see the suicide/murder pie chart in the back?
MrDillonpickle 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
My cousin
RoxasForTheWin 1 month ago 4
Hmmmm sort of a little murder.
TheChickenman7 2 months ago
how did i get here from slayer?
thechannelinsane 2 months ago
@IvanZelenin no, it's rain rolling down the window
CelloJello555 2 months ago
ITS NOT ILIGAIL TO STAND!!!! Hahahah funny
gunnerpro11 2 months ago
There really are kids like this at my school (not murderers) haha it's so true
ownagemunky 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
i know a kid just like this, am gonna show him this video :)
aminfrared 2 months ago
ken wesley, i dont know you either but would u please leave me alone
TennisXCountry 2 months ago
@TennisXCountry so true...by the number of times i've seen him, he should at least know me by now
Beejeification 2 months ago
That guy would make a great pee wee herman
Asuma741 2 months ago
they spent 5 hours setting up their $300 light kit so they could do this shitty sketch with their bad-actor eyes,
dougerber 2 months ago
"I'm not touching you." Lilo and Stitch :)
TsundereRoadrollers 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Is it just me, or is it snowing outside their window at 1:21 in the middle of August?
IvanZelenin 2 months ago
half my class are brats like him
mrnokia90 2 months ago
Dont be like pat cassels...
KarmaIsR3al 2 months ago
i would love to see the behind the scenes of these videos and how many times they fail at their lines..... :)
MegaNwad 2 months ago
if dan wasn't distracting they would have taken college humor of the internet for 10 years!
theEddieworld 2 months ago
1:18 Look at the whiteboard...its a pie graph about muders.
dy5p 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@1:53 look at the graph on the board. pats part of the lucky few
comediazn 2 months ago
there is a kid in my class just like that
mrawesomeduification 2 months ago
@mrawesomeduification I think pretty much everyone has met a kid like this once in their life(especially in High school).
TheSlickAndroid 2 months ago
Streeter called dan dane when he was choking Pat.
SergeantTomato5 2 months ago
Every class has one.
blueeyesaf 2 months ago 3
I feel like I fit in with the people in this video because I'm wearing a plaid shirt, too! The internet makes me feel validated!!!
patchedupragdoll 2 months ago
I remember kids like this all too well.
WatchMeSpore 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Pat and Sarah didn't get the memo to wear plaid...
bchscomedygirl 2 months ago
Arnt these the guys from the nintendo 3DS commercial? Or the guy with the beard is?
Austin76711 2 months ago
1:51 murders : )
kilopoi0214 2 months ago
lol at 1:52 the white board behind jeff, has a pie chart with a percentage o suicidesand murders on it!
redhood1599 3 months ago
i wonder whom of them died the most in all the CH videos :P
NukNukMovies 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Does anyone else see the pie chart on the whiteboard?
nsteingrabe 3 months ago
Dan saved the internet! :D
RepoNemo321 3 months ago
Poor streeter
arisuanimelife 3 months ago
Poor patrick...dan seems to be a pain lol
arisuanimelife 3 months ago
the charts in the background is suicide vs murder
tryplot 3 months ago
Can someone please explain to me why anyone would dislike this video?
I'm not being one of those '760 people are humourless idiots' sort of Youtubers, but if you came to watch a comedic video, then why are you disliking it when this is clearly funny?
prokentsful 3 months ago
the only people not wearing plaid in this video are Pat and Sarah :D
MarissaxLubbsxYewhh 3 months ago
this is so true there is always that kid in the class
theBearDay 3 months ago 4
This was my first hardly working it's been 5 hours since then ..OH...GOD....COLLEGE HUMOR PLEASE LET ME GO TO SLEEP
EverGrandeTV 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 105
Poor, poor Patrick. I fucking hat Dan.
pimpman896 3 months ago
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pee wee herman?
Getinthevan9 3 months ago
DAN JUST SIT THE FUCK DOWN
TheTomboi666 3 months ago
my friend rhys in a nutshell
xXWhiteyFTWXx 3 months ago
i hate mondays aswell...
zeusrealm 3 months ago
Am I the only one who noticed the murder and suicide pie chart?!
DarkOkamiAlpha 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 2
Am I the only one who thinks of the bratty printer when Dan talks?
bchscomedygirl 3 months ago
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years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen
Igocrazyification 3 months ago
Sarah looks like a massive terd in the thumbnail.
MightyBharek 3 months ago
1:50 Anybody else notice the suicide/ murder thing on the white board? So that makes the website about...
Thewriters1000 3 months ago
@Thewriters1000
Justin Bieber?
highschooly 3 months ago
kick his ass streeter
dffdfdfd100 3 months ago
1:06 I would have stood up and knocked him out. Then say I can't control my arms either.
0ocuddyo0 3 months ago
DONT BE LIKE PAT CASSELS
funnyangrykid 3 months ago
"OhMyGod!"
(:?|)
KABOOM
JoryMartin63 3 months ago
honestly i would've just punched him, how was i supposed to know what my fist was going to do.
liljagsa 3 months ago
OMG! How I am NOT supposed to murder Patrick! His stupid face is distracting everyone! :D
liza1462 3 months ago
He sounds like Pee-Wee Herman.
IBangedAPalin 3 months ago
I WOULD KILL HIM AND THEM!!!
Snowflakeify98 3 months ago