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  • Look at the pie chart on the white board at 1:51

  • COLLEGE-HUMOR!!! let me go to sleep!

  • the pie chart shows suicides and murders

  • 1:02 street should have just punched him the stomach. 

  • 0:45 punch Dan in the face, go on with meeting, end of video. Sadly, I hate these Hardly Working vids. Not NEARLY as funny as the normal sketches...

  • 49 seconds, gut punch imeddiatly

  • Should have given him a snicker bar

  • A kid in my geometry class is exactly like this. So I slapped him.

  • omg thats like me xD

    

  • This is actually much more meaningful than it looks.

  • pie chart in the background says suicides and murders

  • there wearing the same shirts

  • its almost 5`o clock in the morning, im running low on supplies. And i have somehow got catched in an un-escapable maelstrom of collegehumor videos. If anyone reads this i have 1 message for you: Run! save yourselfs and your sleep while you can! Its too late for me....

  • @GalaxyEdgeStudios

    "catched"...

  • will people please stop calling this the 6th call of duty when its not, there has been more than 5 call of duty prior to this one -,-

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha

  • " an error occurred. Please try again later." .... WHAT THE FUCK YOU TUBE JUST TRYING TO WATCH FUCKING COLLEGE HUMOR!

  • i have a bone for Sarah....

    what?

    nothing!

  • I AM GOING TO KILL THAT OLD SPICE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the font gets no bigger i tried :P

  • And here I am again, trapped in the whirlpool known as College Humor.

  • am i the only one who saw the suicide/murders pie chart? xD

  • @cooleo0 No.

  • OMG that is me... sadface

  • anyone else notice the whiteboard??

  • Did Sara color her fingers with a highlighter?

  • @ZodiacDragons Because a highlighter would leave that bright of a yellow color on the surface of a nail..... -_- Facepalm.

  • so who was the kid? the one standing and punching him? gyh?

  • OMG. How can I not Murder Patrick haha

  • I felt the urge to punch him.

  • Did anyone else notice, that when Patrick is being killed that at 1:51 you see a circle with suicide and murders, and that the murders are almost nothing and suicide is huge, well in this case it's not

    haha

  • My ex-girlfriend in Japanese/Music/PDHPE class. I rest my case.

  • Well don't be like pAt Cassels

  • there is a kid in my class who is EXACTLY like that guy. its weird

  • Sat Here Hoping I Won't Get Sidetracked

  • 7,900 likes 790 dislikes. MOTHER OF GOD.

  • Damn, I'll never get those 2 minutes and 8 seconds back.

  • @MrHelloDavidHello Its just 2 minutes and 7 seconds because in all youtube vids the second to last one is missing

  • HOLY SHIT 200+ LIKES ON MAH COMMENT.. CELEBRATE WITH A FRESH PAIR OF UNDAYYS!!

  • God that gal is so hot =P

  • 7878 likes and 787 dislikes...

  • that's the kinda guy i wish to punch really hard...

  • @ChilledN0va just in general or when they do that to you?

  • i have that same fucking problem with 5 people

  • I fucking love dan, he's my number one right up there with Josh.

  • 1:53 Sarah's hand is down 1:54 her hand is up. No one can move their hand that quickly.

  • i love Dan so much

  • @kate9987 thank you xD

  • for some strange reason i find the girl attractive O.o and that dude deserves to be punched in the face haha

  • is this supposed to be funny?

  • When i fail im blaming CH

  • I would kick dans ass!

  • this makes me flash back to middle school o.o

  • Oh god, my suggestion bar's figured me out... nothing but college huomr, totally sketch and jena marbles....loooong night

  • punch him in the damn face.

  • "I realize that taking the website off the internet doesn't seem like the best business plan..."

  • lol arkian2912992 

  • im watching this while im doing my essay

  • MFFFPFPFPFPFFFFFine.

  • Being obnoxious is fun☺

  • This is what happens every time I have to do a group project....

  • I would have hit that kid with a yard stick....

  • I will do that in class & dare the police to prove it :)

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  • @Digitizeddragon No, that's not true. I'm from Finland and our current rank in education is either first or second. Every single child in FInland gets education. It's not a priviledge in here, but a right. We don't know the 'benefit of no education' either, but we are doing just fine. :)

  • @hpacinstaller I just looked up Finland, and you're right! You guys have it going on. That's one incredible come back story you guys have. You have given me hope for the future. Thanks Finland Person :)

  • @Digitizeddragon you're ignorant.

  • @guitarbballfreak Ignorance is OK, its thinking that you have the right to point out someone else's ignorance like you've actually reached some pinnacle of knowledge that is a problem. And no...our kids really don't know the benefit of NO education. They get everything. With great power (and privileges) should come some responsibility and most of the youth and many adults don't/didn't grow up with that. Tell me that is not a problem?

  • Streeter/Dan wearing the same shirts? heh :P

  • I actually wanted to hear what he had to say

  • @Gvnrae me too!!! why? why take down the site?

    WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY­YYYYY?

  • /watch?v=bkjIpG6qvEM&context=C­3b4ac30ADOEgsToPDskK2lY_o9jPb5­hUMFSOKrlzW

    

  • i hate those kinds of kids -_-

    and since the teachers did too, i usually got away with giving them a concussion :)

  • totally reminding me of SOPA (not troll)

  • Streeter should've become the class bully and just kicked Dan's class-smart-ass...ass?

  • They're all stupid...

  • no...No...NOO! I am not having a College Humor Marathon! NOO NOT TONIGHT! PLEASEE!!!

  • @randomaussie3 haa haa...yeah you are...

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  • This reminds me of every mexican that was in my class when i was in high school

  • PAT NOOOOOOOOOO

  • My brother.

    That is all I will say.

  • this is how americans usualy treat gays <_<

    i'm not doing anything to you! just protesting outside your home, denying your right to marrying, and insulting you continuiosly...but i'm not doing anything to you!

    lol :P

  • @TheSadandalone Yes, because all Americans simply despise gays. 

  • this reminds me of a kid in my class who would be completely annoying and everyone would defend him due to technicallity

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  • Sarah's part would have been better played by Amir.

  • I'd beat that mother fucker till he bleeds to death and then fire all the fuckers in that room.

  • sounds like stuff they would say in my philosophy class

  • @theballer900 Everyone in that class deserves to die then. Worthless rambling which is a disgrace to actual philosophy.

  • this is stupid.

  • how come videos this old are HD but new ones are omnly 360p...

  • Pan used to be an Obnoxius kid until he took an arrow to the knee...

  • Thumbs up if Terry Crews scared the shit outta you

  • Hate these kinda ppl

  • any normal person would have just hit dan

  • Sad thing is, there is only ONE kid that is not obnoxious in this class.

  • fuck studing for mid terms i got college humor

  • i got here from a slayer video wtf??

  • for a second there it look like he was touching up Sera

  • Sarah is pretty 

  • but... wouldn't murder be perceived as wrong no matter the circumstance?

  • @rebelian7 Not if your looking through the victims eyes... cause then you'd be dead and you wouldn't see anything

  • @rebelian7

    that's what makes murder a murder

  • why is there a suicides-murders chart in the back?

  • OH MY GOD!

  • This sounds much more like sibling rivalry.

  • i miss the "HUH" at the end of the videos

  • at 1:51 what is that chart for

  • @Justkiding10452 suicides and murders apparently....look just above it

  • @Justkiding10452 suicides and murders

  • @Justkiding10452 suicides and murders white part being murders

  • @Justkiding10452 shaded= suicides

    unshaded=murders

  • @Justkiding10452 Suicides and murders! xD

  • Did anyone else see the suicide/murder pie chart in the back?

  • My cousin

  • Hmmmm sort of a little murder.

  • how did i get here from slayer?

  • @IvanZelenin no, it's rain rolling down the window

  • ITS NOT ILIGAIL TO STAND!!!! Hahahah funny

  • There really are kids like this at my school (not murderers) haha it's so true

  • i know a kid just like this, am gonna show him this video :)

  • ken wesley, i dont know you either but would u please leave me alone

  • @TennisXCountry so true...by the number of times i've seen him, he should at least know me by now

  • That guy would make a great pee wee herman

  • they spent 5 hours setting up their $300 light kit so they could do this shitty sketch with their bad-actor eyes,

  • "I'm not touching you." Lilo and Stitch :)

  • Is it just me, or is it snowing outside their window at 1:21 in the middle of August?

  • half my class are brats like him

  • Dont be like pat cassels...

  • i would love to see the behind the scenes of these videos and how many times they fail at their lines..... :)

  • if dan wasn't distracting they would have taken college humor of the internet for 10 years!

  • 1:18 Look at the whiteboard...its a pie graph about muders.

  • @1:53 look at the graph on the board. pats part of the lucky few

  • there is a kid in my class just like that

  • @mrawesomeduification I think pretty much everyone has met a kid like this once in their life(especially in High school).

  • Streeter called dan dane when he was choking Pat.

  • Every class has one.

  • I feel like I fit in with the people in this video because I'm wearing a plaid shirt, too!  The internet makes me feel validated!!!

  • I remember kids like this all too well.

  • Pat and Sarah didn't get the memo to wear plaid...

  • Arnt these the guys from the nintendo 3DS commercial? Or the guy with the beard is?

  • 1:51 murders : )

  • lol at 1:52 the white board behind jeff, has a pie chart with a percentage o suicidesand murders on it!

  • i wonder whom of them died the most in all the CH videos :P

  • Does anyone else see the pie chart on the whiteboard?

  • Dan saved the internet! :D

  • Poor streeter

  • Poor patrick...dan seems to be a pain lol

  • the charts in the background is suicide vs murder

  • Can someone please explain to me why anyone would dislike this video?

    I'm not being one of those '760 people are humourless idiots' sort of Youtubers, but if you came to watch a comedic video, then why are you disliking it when this is clearly funny?

  • the only people not wearing plaid in this video are Pat and Sarah :D

  • this is so true there is always that kid in the class

  • This was my first hardly working it's been 5 hours since then ..OH...GOD....COLLEGE HUMOR PLEASE LET ME GO TO SLEEP

  • Poor, poor Patrick. I fucking hat Dan.

  • DAN JUST SIT THE FUCK DOWN

  • my friend rhys in a nutshell

  • i hate mondays aswell...

  • Am I the only one who noticed the murder and suicide pie chart?!

  • Am I the only one who thinks of the bratty printer when Dan talks?

  • Sarah looks like a massive terd in the thumbnail.

  • 1:50 Anybody else notice the suicide/ murder thing on the white board? So that makes the website about...

  • @Thewriters1000

    Justin Bieber?

  • kick his ass streeter

  • 1:06 I would have stood up and knocked him out. Then say I can't control my arms either.

  • DONT BE LIKE PAT CASSELS

  • "OhMyGod!"

    (:?|)

    KABOOM

  • honestly i would've just punched him, how was i supposed to know what my fist was going to do.

  • OMG! How I am NOT supposed to murder Patrick! His stupid face is distracting everyone! :D

  • He sounds like Pee-Wee Herman.

  • I WOULD KILL HIM AND THEM!!!