Adopt Me
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From: NickelsAndCrimes
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  • "Dear Fatass" I lost it!! I'll take you if you still need a home!!

  • This was 2007? God, I hope you moved out to your own place by now! And buy your brother a new toothbrush ! ROFL!

  • "Gotcha-We're in the bathroom. It's ok, stay with me" Lol its like you knew people would freak when they saw it was the mirror.

  • Come to New York City.

  • You can move in here but unfortunately, you will have to pay the rent for the house and erm.... sleep snugingly between the cars in the garage. : o )

  • um if we haven't already, my family will totally adopt you.

    our plates match. :)

    this was just as funny as you said it'd be. lol.

  • holy moly my dog's tooth brush looks like that ...hey share cookies :-p

  • hey that one looks just like my plates but .... im in boston how got there ? lol

  • Haha, we need a support group, I feel the same way!

  • ha ha ha , now that was funny!

  • I think I'm in love with you.

  • Looking for adopting a mouse- if you have any videos of mice up for adoption contact me under my youtube account thanks!!

  • i would adopt you...

  • i probably would adopt u

  • OMG!! I laughed so hard when you showed your brothers toothbrush...cuz MY brother's toothbrush looks exactly the same!! It grosses me out!! LoL

  • I feel like we should create a support group for other that have this issue lol.

    Hey thanks so much for the comments and for subscribing!

  • arnt your dogs names' nickles and one is crimes

  • ill adopt you :P

  • omg u have the same plate as me!!!! :O

  • LOL which one?

  • umm, the one that has like purple flowers on it. At the ending of the plate thingy. on the left. :P Lol, its not mine tho.

  • are you german? cuz I think i heard you say fadduh like the german vatta

  • Stop eating all the damn cookies

    lol jk

  • you can live with me...are you good with babies??? oh, and i'll get your brother a new toothbrush at work tomorrow!

  • LOL thanks. Funny thing you mentioned babies. I think my one of my next vids is gonna be about me and kids. Don't freak out. No news on that front lol.

  • That note is something my dad would leave me. Yes my dad is that mean. And my brother is also a dirtbag and an asshole.

  • LOL!!! I love the note your dad left in the cookies part!!!!

    I came to watch my parent's house while they were on vacation and my mom left me a note reminding me to water her flowers... the problem is, my name is Roger, but she spelled it Rodger, with a 'd'. Now, I've had people add a 'd' all my life, but to have my own mom forget how to spell my name???

    :o

  • Dude, that is the saddest thing I've ever heard lol. Like seriously. That's awful lol.

    Yeah, my Grandmother would always call me Jeff-er-y instead of Jeffrey. Sadly it stuck. Terrible. lol. Anyways, thanks for stopping by man!

  • LOL!!! Yeah, I couldn't believe it!

    :P

    LOL! That is funny how people can mispronounce names and then it sticks!!!

    :D

    My oldest nephew for a couple of years pronounced my name Uncle Wasser

    : )

    Oh, I loved the part about your and your brother's tooth brushes!

    :D

  • ahh jeff!

    you can come live with me!

    haha we have an exra room!

    and yeah lol one of your plates looks like some of the ones we have! weird.

    but im also going to post a video response the second i didfor somebody else and yeah it wasnt really made for your video but i guess it similar? oh well same thing right? i think.

  • ok u r amazing and after watching this i want some french toast lol

  • Haha, I Do That With My Toothbrush!

    It Helps When You Have 5 Younger Sisters (:

    Good Video

  • Haha. I actually laughed aloud at the peeves.

    I love how you're getting all these "you can live with me" comments. You have about 43 places to stay!

    Haha, well done!

  • id be more then happy for you to come live at my place, well you would have a bed room that has a bathroom attached to it, and we only buy the top of the brand toothbrushes. your bed room would be king size. the same as minme, but you would have it all to yourself, and we even have a pool and hottub.

  • you can move into my attic!!

    I make eggs that should be famous

    and inbetween your french toast, my eggs,

    and matching dishware we're totally set...

    umm we can upgrade your toothe brush to one of those nice spinny ones too!!

    those are all the rage in dental hygiene!!

    okay...I'm just kidding...not my attic...we have a guest room...

  • HAHAHA love it! I should do a video of all my pet-peeves!

  • THE PLATE AT 1:24

    I HAVE THOSE PLATES!

    ajfeiwofieowhfoiwoww

  • I love this! Your pet-peeves are wonderful and make perfect sense. I think it's hilarious that your mother has like 12 plates that don't match, and she uses those instead of the ones you bought - with your own money! If you're still desiring to move, I'd like to adopt you for a while. I have an extra place setting waiting for you and yes, the dish matches!

  • i wud adopt u but im to young!! xDDd....and r u serious? O.O

  • stop eating all the damn cookies! haha i love this

  • This is the best video I've seen. Its so funny!

  • I'm so glad I came across your videos this weekend because you are completely awesome! So you must make more videos! This video had me cracking up btw! The letter from your dad was sooo funny! clever spot for hiding the toothbrush haha. considering I was actually adopted the day I was born... I'd take you in... esp for some french toast!!! haha :-)

  • bellasarah85 (3 hours ago)

    I gotta say.. you are quite adorable and I love your accent :).

    i agree :)

    this is my favourite video so far :P

    i love the toothbrush hahahah

    and your petpeeve on the plates

    and the fact that your dad leaves notes in such random places.

  • I gotta say.. you are quite adorable and I love your accent :).

    I just found your channel today and I can't stop watching your videos, so you better make more!

  • haha. the stollen plates, the "fortune cookies," ewwe, the toothbrush looks like is scubs the toilets. haha good hiding spot though.

  • ah i love your videos! this was great, i laughed thru the whole thing. u definately have a talent in making videos, its easy to tell you are genuine.

    so you can come live at my house for a bit, feel free! and i'll even buy ur brother a new toothbrush. and i'll mail it to him.

    peace and cheers,

    mik

  • If you can fit in a little box, i'll take you in :) ANd save you from that nasty tooth-brush..yuk! :S

  • k ...call me i want ma plate back lol

  • yea.. im gonna need my plate back

  • I LOVE THE LETTER FROM YOUR DAD!!! Hahaha...

    And that toothbrush hiding spot? Niiiiice.

    I'd adopt ya, but seeing as I already live in a smallish college dorm with a roommate, I'm not quite sure that it would be any more comfortable than living with your somewhat odd family.

  • Id gladly tale you in!!! :) your soo cute :)

  • HAHA why thank you. Woohoo I'm going to Ireland! I went there last summer and it was AWESOME!!! Thank you so much for subscribing too!

  • Oh, and yes, that toothbrush was disgusting!

  • I'll take ya! :P

  • Woohoo! I'm going to Sweden! lol. Hey, thanks for stopping by!

  • :P

    We just got snow tonight. Eek. :(

  • THATS MY PLATE!

  • Really!?!? which one? I'm amazed by how many people have them lol. Anyways, thanks for stopping by!

  • Haha! That was funny! I can't adopt you (sorry) but I will subscribe!

  • the plate at 1.41 with the brown leaves?? I'll have that, its not mine but I'll claim it if it remains unclaimed ok? I'l give it a home, I feel its pain.

  • LOL! I might make a follow up vid cause my mom found my vids and now, mysteriously, like all the plates are gone HAHA!!! hmmmm. haha. I'll check to see if I still have it though. And thanks so much for subscribing!!! I really appreciate it!

  • Very funny! All of your pet peeves made me laugh. That's really funny about the plates! The part with the note was clever. And that toothbrush is so mangled! Excellent video. Definitely a favorite

  • my mom owned two of those plate sets when i was growing up

  • this has inspired me to start vloging u know as a way to vent but yea honestly im gonna go buy a camara and start vlogin' soon thanks alot nickels and crimes dood lawlz

  • I can't believe you showed us your plates! lol

    yum to the chips ahoy!

    and the old toothbrush needs to be in the trash.

    very amusing video!

  • Lol. Thanks man! Don't worry, I actually did throw out the toothbrush after I made the video... for the sake of everyone in the house lol! Thanks for stopping by!

  • I have plates just like the 4th one! This was hilarious, keep it up :)

  • goodstuff

  • Dude, you got A LOT of potential. Keep it up uP UP!

  • hey... HEY! Snowflake plate! MINE! GIMMIE!

  • Haha ive been waiting for something from you, and it was worth it ,quality vid dude, il take you in man if you sort out your flights and shit lmao

  • dude awesome vid, im totally subscribed now!! hope u can put more vids up soon

  • Hahaha, this was brilliant...and so is your father! :)

    Cheers.

  • Lol. Thanks so much man!

  • French toast. Sounds tempting, but if I could have a dime for every young man who has requested to have me adopt him... I'd have around $.70. My parents would put notes in obscure place, too, but what really bugged me was that they knew me well enough that I would always come across it.

  • Is the Famousness looking for a 35 year old son? Two dimes, OK? ;-)

  • We're up to $.90. Going once, going twice....

  • How about a $1.05. lol.

  • Sold! For a buck .05. You will have to sleep in the garage with the spiders.

  • That snowflake plate is totally mine! Give it back right now!

  • funny stuff.

  • That was brilliant. lol

  • Mmmmmm...french toast.

    Just how much more colledge do I have to pay for?

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