Hello my name is Jordan and I have just started making YouTubevideos! I have a funny video of a 6 year old girl getting kicked in the elbow! (She is fine now dw) if you could spare a moment and watch my videos and subscribe and give me feedback on what I could do better it would make my day!!!
Please thumbs this comment up so other people can see!!!
K, hey dumb bitches stop Hating on this dude cause HONESTLY he is so fucking AMAZING!!! i watch this dude like erryday.. First hes how old 18 or 17 NOT fucking 12 13 14 or OH HEY hes 15 NO >.< also saying his videos suck.. Yea mhm totally thats why he has like 63847484840 Kazillian Viewers right? Dumb asses ALSO saying he acts childish && like he 12 THATS THE FUCKING POINT.. But theyre funny hes not gonna make a video of him reading a newspaper dumbfarts. So GROW THE POTATOES UP.. thanks :)
I Totally made a drawing vid of you on my channel... it would be amazing if you checked it out... :) PLEASE!!!... not meant to be spam, i just want you to see it <3
i stopped and talked to a cop and he gave me a taco bell order like a DUMB FAG I DIDNT NOTICE IT WAS A TICKET UNTILL I GOT HOME LOL!!! AND WHY WOULD U TAKE A COPS TACO BELL ORDER ANYWAYS SO FUKIN STUPID I HATE YOUTUBE FOR THIS REASON
"i think my license is in the trunk next to the bodies, hang on a sec" lol. one day i'll say that to a cop. i remember some mates and i had a smoke sesh. we did all the good stuff, afgooey, purp kush, og kush and durban p. we were so smashed, we ended up ordering 140 chicken nuggets from McDonalds, 6 baked potatoes from Wendy's, 3 of the taco boxes from Taco Bell, 2 chicken strip baskets from Burgerville and then we stopped at the store so we could make 5 gallons of kool aid.
@carson5482 Nah man, pretty gay story actually. I don't put any videos up dickhead. And I've also got 200$ dollars saying you need to get off "Deefizzy" nut's.
haha ya i've been pulled over a couple times but the craziest time was when I was driving to the mall and there was a autograph signing that was about to end so I went a little over the limit...... well I was going 55 in a 40 but anyways ..... I ran a stoplight and I had expired tags on my licence plate AND I didnt have my licence so like any cop, he turned on his lights and pulled me over and gave me a ticket....... idk how much I had to pay but it sucked because the autograph signing was over!
@DaveeSpasst2000 I don't know what you're talking about, he's probably *way* funnier than you are! I know you're upset that he's cuter and funnier than you are, but don't take it out on him! Now go wash your hands, they're filthy with lies (:
@xOtaiyaxO FUCKIN CORNIEST DUDE EVER TRYING WAY TO HARD! AND HE COMPLETELY FUCKED UP THAT JOKE HE SAID HE STOPPED AND TALKED TO A COP FROM THE BEGINNING THAN WONDERED WHY HE GOT A TICKET COOORNY!!
@xOtaiyaxO YO WTF NOTHING HE SAYS IS REAL HE SAYS IM JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT ABOUT TO EVERYTHING FUCKING DUDE JUST SAY ANYTHING HE THINK MIGHT BE FUNNY
My Thursday went like this. I got up at 3pm. Watched tv. Ate some sausages then played Age of Mythology. At about 9pm I had dinner then watched tv until 12am then I went to sleep
my thursday on a thursday (not this thursday, it was about 2 weeks ago) went like this: i woke up. i got 2 pop-tarts. i ate them. i went upstairs to de-frizz my hair and put on a cute happy bunny t-shirt (it has stars and on the back it says Hi wheres your off button?) and sum leggings and my earrings etc etc. So anyways, i get back downstairs and i get bored of watching boring TV. so i go upstairs to go online & the internet is jacked up. so i was mad @ the computer. then i went back to bed.
DON’T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BUT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS
yeah ive deff seen this before its soooo familiar but yeah name still doesnt ring a bell idk how maybe its just been like 3 years...... maybe thats why...yeah but just sayin, ... ur hott :)
i wish my mom made me breakfast. o.O
Amber3216 1 week ago
(Cop was eating a donut and pulled my dad over)
Cop: You were, speeding sir.
Dad: I--
Me: I got this, Dad. Do you realize that he was only speeding by .5 miles?
Cop: Well yes but--
Me: But WHAT?!
Cop: Nothing, ma'am.
Me: Mhm... (Takes cop's donut and throws it out the window) You disgust me.
And I was 9 when that happened! :P
iyiyiy8282 1 week ago
@iyiyiy8282 nuh unh i dizz not belive it!!
sjgpress5 1 week ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hello my name is Jordan and I have just started making YouTubevideos! I have a funny video of a 6 year old girl getting kicked in the elbow! (She is fine now dw) if you could spare a moment and watch my videos and subscribe and give me feedback on what I could do better it would make my day!!!
Please thumbs this comment up so other people can see!!!
Thank!!!! :) Love You!!!
quixyz 2 weeks ago
Ny Thursday on a Sunday was pretty good ;)
cutepurplething 2 weeks ago
I want that shirt where can I get one?!?!?
juliamaryfizzy 3 weeks ago
I remember my mom got pulled over for go over the speed limit by 3.5 miles (did I mention the .5?) That cop was an ass hole.
HyruleLand 3 weeks ago
rhonda the honda
starbarry7 1 month ago in playlist More videos from deefizzy
THATS NOT TACO BELL!! hahaha
MyaV098 1 month ago
K, hey dumb bitches stop Hating on this dude cause HONESTLY he is so fucking AMAZING!!! i watch this dude like erryday.. First hes how old 18 or 17 NOT fucking 12 13 14 or OH HEY hes 15 NO >.< also saying his videos suck.. Yea mhm totally thats why he has like 63847484840 Kazillian Viewers right? Dumb asses ALSO saying he acts childish && like he 12 THATS THE FUCKING POINT.. But theyre funny hes not gonna make a video of him reading a newspaper dumbfarts. So GROW THE POTATOES UP.. thanks :)
Mariaerausquin 1 month ago 6
@Mariaerausquin Yes!!
LivloveJ 1 month ago
hmm i'm also a fan of being an obnoxious fuckhead just not posting on youtube faggot
gingeskuxxdeluxx101 2 months ago
What A Coincidence, I'm Watching This Video On A Sunday :D ♥
iEatMonsters123 2 months ago
@iEatMonsters123
Lol me too!
P.S. It's 11/13/11
Kakalakey1 2 months ago
are you old enough to drive? you look about 12 years old.
rdd96822 3 months ago
would you like some money not lolo.lololololololololololololololololool
bagel981 3 months ago
I need my yard raked i dont wanna do it :(
CuteKittensAww 4 months ago
can you mo my lawn i live in Wildomar, CA 92595 bay roan ct
ttrickst3r306 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I Totally made a drawing vid of you on my channel... it would be amazing if you checked it out... :) PLEASE!!!... not meant to be spam, i just want you to see it <3
DrawingArcane 4 months ago
bro youve grown so much
pokerfan2035 4 months ago
i love you deefizzy i watch you everyday............. ok only when i can but i still love you <3
xoxpuppyeyesxox 4 months ago
Don't be hating on Deefizzy!
Disaster088 5 months ago 6
dd
Blastoise463 5 months ago
i stopped and talked to a cop and he gave me a taco bell order like a DUMB FAG I DIDNT NOTICE IT WAS A TICKET UNTILL I GOT HOME LOL!!! AND WHY WOULD U TAKE A COPS TACO BELL ORDER ANYWAYS SO FUKIN STUPID I HATE YOUTUBE FOR THIS REASON
EcstasyBeats 5 months ago
hot
3oh3luver97 5 months ago
my thursday was rreally ggooodd i had fish and chips
randomgargoylegirl 5 months ago
Florida !!! I live in florida . XD
Hanners49087 5 months ago
AAHHH Hes AMAAAAAZZZINNNGGG!!! <3
BR3LLA 5 months ago
you're gorgeous!! great video!
activejames 5 months ago
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! Im MEXICAN!!!!
M3XiCANB3AN3R863 5 months ago
When I clicked on the link for your amazoning shirt it said theres no results for this shirt D:
KelseyKitty10 5 months ago
This dude wants to be just like Fr3D.
Whit3b0ybiitch3s 5 months ago
@Whit3b0ybiitch3s except hes better than fred... and this guy still isnt that great.. hes kinda... a douche.
uglydollsinc123 5 months ago
haha ur funny ass heellll
bitcheslover101 5 months ago
rowr lol .-. /o.o/
MCKENNA683 5 months ago
i will give you twenty dollars to give me a hug. lol :D
homegrownbeauty 5 months ago
I actually don't remember my Thursday from 3 years ago xD
01mymomma 5 months ago
I got drunk on thursday
THATSMEBABYOO1 6 months ago
haha
HaiItsSophiasaur 6 months ago
heyy ur life is full of exiting things
laurynandalayna 6 months ago
mow mine anytime you want ,cuzz im sorry ,but ,DAMN ur cute!!!!!!!!!!!
JessiBabyLuvsYou4EVA 6 months ago
you can mow my lawn any day darlin. (:
JBieber1230123 6 months ago
Dont be offended, but...... Are you gay?
Hannah3147 6 months ago
haha u remind me of the kid from the rebecca black vid cause u dont look old enoguh to drive
primaj7765 6 months ago
"i think my license is in the trunk next to the bodies, hang on a sec" lol. one day i'll say that to a cop. i remember some mates and i had a smoke sesh. we did all the good stuff, afgooey, purp kush, og kush and durban p. we were so smashed, we ended up ordering 140 chicken nuggets from McDonalds, 6 baked potatoes from Wendy's, 3 of the taco boxes from Taco Bell, 2 chicken strip baskets from Burgerville and then we stopped at the store so we could make 5 gallons of kool aid.
glazealotabrass420 6 months ago
i dunno uh clubbin xbox makeouts with my gf ya know regular sunday
codeblue70 6 months ago
can we vlog here?,cause i'm vlog. -wtf,?- can we have a vlog over here? a vlog..? a vlog? 3,2,1, VLOG , Kye where vlogging ;D
mmushroomheadd 6 months ago
Darn It I came in here wanting to see A $200 Toco bell Order Instead I get a freaking $200 Ticket!
vhgiv 6 months ago 56
OHMYYYGODD YOU ARE SOOO SEXY EVEN NOW ! (:
myafrorocks 6 months ago
Comment removed
BerryLyrics 6 months ago
I got 200$ saying that a good 99.9 percent of your viewers are 13 year old girls
So tell me, is that a cool story, BRO?
TheCoathanga 6 months ago 99
@TheCoathanga
and i've got 200$ saying you looked that shit up under the videos statistics. so you tell me, be more of an idiot BRO?
glazealotabrass420 6 months ago
@glazealotabrass420 Bro, Bro, Bro. Calm down.
TheCoathanga 6 months ago
@TheCoathanga omg im a 13 year old girl and i watch him xD
KatieFizzy 6 months ago
@TheCoathanga
im 13..and HALF.:D
foreverandalways1999 6 months ago
@TheCoathanga ahah im 13
arianastupid 6 months ago
@TheCoathanga
I'm 13 years old, but I'm a boy.
iceyflames7 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@TheCoathanga I'm a 16 year old girl. Wooo! :D
carson5482 6 months ago
@TheCoathanga Anddd, I've got $200 saying that DeeFizzy has more viewers than you! xP
Is *that* a cool story, bro?
;)
carson5482 6 months ago
@carson5482 Nah man, pretty gay story actually. I don't put any videos up dickhead. And I've also got 200$ dollars saying you need to get off "Deefizzy" nut's.
TheCoathanga 6 months ago
@TheCoathanga Whoa whoa whoa. Calm down. I was just joking around. Not trying to piss you off. And I'm a girl. So, um, umad bro? ;D
carson5482 5 months ago
@TheCoathanga 10 year oldss and younger watch too.
CuteKittensAww 4 months ago
@CuteKittensAww I am 10 XD
LivloveJ 2 months ago
@TheCoathanga im 10
LivloveJ 2 months ago
@TheCoathanga I'm a 21 year old woman..
brunette427 1 month ago
@TheCoathanga Im a 95 year old man LMAO
INTENSEpopcorn115 1 month ago
Comment removed
beastybilly1 1 week ago
i love some of the faces you make xD
zoeybethirvin 6 months ago
He try's to hard imo.
apoxxqt 6 months ago
omg..................................hi
idieforever7777 6 months ago
it is sunday and my thursday was... well i don't remember...
soccerlover059 6 months ago
i masturbated on my thursday.
doctorxcockapus 6 months ago
go...play...in...traffic...u deceived me...
omar0321 6 months ago
so your saying that only mexicans get tickets?
iLuVzU10 7 months ago
haha ya i've been pulled over a couple times but the craziest time was when I was driving to the mall and there was a autograph signing that was about to end so I went a little over the limit...... well I was going 55 in a 40 but anyways ..... I ran a stoplight and I had expired tags on my licence plate AND I didnt have my licence so like any cop, he turned on his lights and pulled me over and gave me a ticket....... idk how much I had to pay but it sucked because the autograph signing was over!
LilAValle1 7 months ago
i hate syrup but i love peanut butter too!!
TheRandomChapstick01 7 months ago
ive been a user since 05 lol
GANGSTAELPASO 7 months ago
fuck u fag bitch
calaluceyankees7 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@calaluceyankees7
fuck yourself troll ;D
SixBucksAndDrPepperr 7 months ago
"He went to his bike... Handcuffed me... And put me into the back of his car..." *lol* ;o)
Jaleera 7 months ago
Hey deefizzy, I gotta question.
Umad??
<33
Turtle3422 7 months ago
wow, and your mom like just finished saying dont get pulled over or sumthin.
sars203 7 months ago
My dad pulled my brother over once, does that count?
2533Adam 7 months ago
252 PEOPLE are FRed fans
kyledahelper 7 months ago
250 PEOPLE are FRed fans
kyledahelper 7 months ago
douchebag
gorg0004 7 months ago
I CANT DRIVEE!!!!!!!!!! :(
loveable4u011 7 months ago
@DaveeSpasst2000 oh, did u look at a mirror and lie to urself?????? U forgot to put *looking* (:
Dinosaysrawr538 7 months ago
@Dinosaysrawr538 who r u bob?
DaveeSpasst2000 7 months ago
U R NOT FUNNY!
DaveeSpasst2000 7 months ago
@DaveeSpasst2000 I don't know what you're talking about, he's probably *way* funnier than you are! I know you're upset that he's cuter and funnier than you are, but don't take it out on him! Now go wash your hands, they're filthy with lies (:
DarrlynnKills 7 months ago
the only word i could see is speed so i got excited. i then realized this wasn't about drugs.
thisistides97 8 months ago
haha its sunday todayyy when i watched it (:
LOLSmileyzz3 8 months ago
I HATE SYRUP.
LOLSmileyzz3 8 months ago
i got pulled over for goin 110 in a 55 lol
urascammer14 8 months ago
I just wasted 5:21 of my life
xXModing101xX 8 months ago
COULDN'T AGREE MORE!!!!!!!!!
APPLEMACKEY 8 months ago
COULDN'T AGREE MORE!!!!!!!!!!
APPLEMACKEY 8 months ago
@xXModing101xX your whole life is a waste so whats your point?
fishpig85 8 months ago
:D
khoolkeeiddleeann 8 months ago
i go to school at 7:30 too :P but my school starts at 8:28 and ends at 2:53 for me :)
saltyoceanwater 8 months ago
@saltyoceanwater Elementary school??
InLoveWithCTFxC 5 months ago
@InLoveWithCTFxC Nope
saltyoceanwater 5 months ago
My thursday that month year and week was my brother threatining me about stuff like killing me with a knife and throwing me off the roof
kibby669 8 months ago
I love you more than Fred
babygurlkim1 8 months ago
You get that ticket paid? lol
scootercrunch11 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
ive been a you youtuber for like 30 minutes
steven23mig11 8 months ago
ive been a you yuber for like 30 minutes
steven23mig11 8 months ago
awkward cause it was awkward Thursday :PP
mmorganhurley 9 months ago
Well my thursday, I went streaking with my friends!
TheYakees1998 9 months ago
you go to school at 738,?
holy shit early xD
loviinraap118 9 months ago
Yesterday some one hit and run my car
Disney212322 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
MOW MY LAWN!!!!!
joijo33 9 months ago
your gay
28and68 9 months ago
@28and68 he's straight and the correct grammar for that is "you're"
JessLeaOx 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
NICE VID CHECK US OUT
thatguy708 9 months ago
love it.lol
lolalove111213 9 months ago
urr soooo funny lmaoo , i loveee this kid
xOtaiyaxO 10 months ago 38
@xOtaiyaxO FUCKIN CORNIEST DUDE EVER TRYING WAY TO HARD!
EcstasyBeats 5 months ago
@EcstasyBeats your watching the video because?
Anythingbutperfectx3 5 months ago
@xOtaiyaxO FUCKIN CORNIEST DUDE EVER TRYING WAY TO HARD! AND HE COMPLETELY FUCKED UP THAT JOKE HE SAID HE STOPPED AND TALKED TO A COP FROM THE BEGINNING THAN WONDERED WHY HE GOT A TICKET COOORNY!!
EcstasyBeats 5 months ago
@EcstasyBeats you really need to shut up cuz no one wants to hear you !
OliviaPartin1010 5 months ago
@xOtaiyaxO YO WTF NOTHING HE SAYS IS REAL HE SAYS IM JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT ABOUT TO EVERYTHING FUCKING DUDE JUST SAY ANYTHING HE THINK MIGHT BE FUNNY
EcstasyBeats 5 months ago
omg i love you and my thursday on a sunday was good i mean in a saterday
poptropica97 10 months ago
i swwear i love you!
TooFamouSs 10 months ago
cause i do
krissyrox459 10 months ago
Lol i LOVE the description: i am NOT asking for money in this video
But heres the website where u can buy a t shirt so that i will have money:)
GymnasticsCheer 10 months ago
hey damon i love your videos
krissyrox459 10 months ago
@krissyrox459 u also like Rebecca black so you dont count.
EmScrollLyrics 10 months ago
@EmScrollLyrics who are you
krissyrox459 10 months ago
@krissyrox459 why do you care?
EmScrollLyrics 10 months ago
@EmScrollLyrics cause i do
krissyrox459 10 months ago
i wNT yo to say
crazy llama dance party 3 times in the dark in the mirror!
kieuluvsyah 10 months ago
i would love to watch u mow my lawn and i dont mean that in the sick way... =)
TheGracieLacey 10 months ago
Flamer.
JBytnar 10 months ago
Nice brows.
JBytnar 10 months ago
your faggot. either quit posting on youtube or kill yourself. thank you have a nice day
187thekid 10 months ago
@187thekid Don't be so rude.
Bluiiip 10 months ago
@Bluiiip i said have a nice day =[
187thekid 10 months ago
you're a fucking retard, waste of air.
heyimisaac 10 months ago
@heyimisaac agreed...
187thekid 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you suck dick fucker go fuck your cat
Unbreakable720 10 months ago
shahshas 400 dollars that sucks. lol
alanashby12 10 months ago
I don't remember how my Thursday went, I don't remember
SuperHumans101 10 months ago
i lovee all of your videoss annd you are my dreamm guyy <33
if i ever met youu...omgg... i wouldd pass outt <33
tricheer101 11 months ago
im only a vegitarian because of you lol
zoeybethirvin 11 months ago
ahh yuu live in fl me 2 urr hott and i luv yurr videos
rissarooroo97 11 months ago
What were one of you videos with the intro song thing that goes
". . . Show me thos gentitals WHAT"
.-.
ROTFLOL4EVA 11 months ago
This sucks. Sarah Rad is the best youtube personality right now. You're just a stupid faggot talking about stupid bullshit.
jebman18 11 months ago
haha ur super hot i care about u n i totally hate ceral :P
stalkingSTALKER101 11 months ago
lol ur cute
TheAbbieEdwards 1 year ago
i want a shirt ;D
but you have to give it to me personally (:
chayla1996 1 year ago 2
you can come mow my lawn :)
melihernan 1 year ago
Wow ur hot.....:)
LyssaLuver 1 year ago
my thursday on a SATURDAY !! thats close enough isnt it?? was awesome non school either day!!:D
Trisha2571 1 year ago
deefizzy you look like Dwayne from Little Miss Sunshine.
breanntheartist1989 1 year ago
boom
rockerrandy2008 1 year ago
lol
novy221199 1 year ago
I eat my Eggos with peanut butter too. Freakin' delicious.
kmkmkm15 1 year ago 2
He's WAYYYY better than Fred yo:P
LindsayCtv 1 year ago 69
I think Your just a Fred want-a-be.
wildwhitemustang 1 year ago
proactive : )
ImInsaneWithSanity 1 year ago
Your eyes are soo pretty! lol andd I love you!(: ahaha(:
ForeverRia101 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you are not funny!
bulldude8796 1 year ago
Did you enlarge your head?
RADLEY1099 1 year ago
you suck.
FailedPeefinished 1 year ago
@FailedPeefinished you suck u little twat pancake
jaypro360 1 year ago
this is way gay
jesusnightlight 1 year ago
get this nigga some proactiv
name456vids 1 year ago
your hot and funny keep posting videos And ill keep watching them
mickalynn13 1 year ago
your hot and funny jeep posting videos And ill keep watching them
mickalynn13 1 year ago
My Thursday went like this. I got up at 3pm. Watched tv. Ate some sausages then played Age of Mythology. At about 9pm I had dinner then watched tv until 12am then I went to sleep
chickee219 1 year ago
my thursday on a thursday (not this thursday, it was about 2 weeks ago) went like this: i woke up. i got 2 pop-tarts. i ate them. i went upstairs to de-frizz my hair and put on a cute happy bunny t-shirt (it has stars and on the back it says Hi wheres your off button?) and sum leggings and my earrings etc etc. So anyways, i get back downstairs and i get bored of watching boring TV. so i go upstairs to go online & the internet is jacked up. so i was mad @ the computer. then i went back to bed.
hersheyskissing 1 year ago
lolz luv when he spells his name. hes hot but his camera light balance is messed up so he looked too pale :(
hersheyskissing 1 year ago
2:26
waters1388 1 year ago
i have only had one speeding ticket.....other than that i get mostly warnings
CorysMia 1 year ago
at 2:10
LEAVE BRINTNEY ALONEE!
hahaaa
KattIndaptati6 1 year ago
u try to hard to be funny ur wack ass fuck
menace251 1 year ago
i cant beleive u drive u look like ur 12
menace251 1 year ago
WASH YOUR HAIR
myskillzownu 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
DON’T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BUT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS
kayla12325 1 year ago
were you trippin on acid when you made this?
werealljustanumber 1 year ago
yeah ive deff seen this before its soooo familiar but yeah name still doesnt ring a bell idk how maybe its just been like 3 years...... maybe thats why...yeah but just sayin, ... ur hott :)
boweyykckhka 1 year ago