Top 10 Blackadder jokes [HQ]

[xxOakleyrulesxx]

Depends on what programme and how you inserted them in the first place....maybe download it if you don't have the clips themselves, and literally cut them out....if you put them in firstly, you should be able to remove them...its not the end of the world if this video on here is deleted, just make sure you have the clips on your computer before x

[Keenan035]

4:47



[thedking987]

this is the most unintetionally funniest editing i have ever seen

[xxOakleyrulesxx]

for someone who has a higher sensitivity to sound, this was an excruciatingly painful experience...please kill the explosions...it's shit.

[Clubsiii]

@xxOakleyrulesxx How do I kill the explosions? Tell me how to remove the explosions without deleting the video, and I will do it.

[DrWodka619]

@Clubsiii Lol. Use another explosion.

[Clubsiii]

@DrWodka619 Ok, how do I "Use another explotion" without deleting the video?

[xHawkyxGamingChannel]

R.I.P Headphoneuser!!

[MrRazorz]

I wouldn't call those the "Top Ten". They probably belong somewhere in the middle of the list. I also tend to disagree that Series 1 wasn't funny, though the show (and the character) got a lot more sophisticated in Series 2.

[Clubsiii]

@MrRazorz Thanks for your opinion, but this list is based of what I think, and what I found funny.

[1edstrom]

you misspelled "collection" at number 7

[condemned75]

@1edstrom and 'definition' at number 4.

[elderamy]

Awesome series but horrible sound choice...

made me stop watching your video...

my head hurts, hope you get .... by a donkey.

[Captiankilljoy23]

7 is the best in the world and little Jimmy agrees.

[jez0000]

Is there a law somewhere that says you have to have a nuclear bomb explosion between Blackadder jokes?

[JollyGraham]

I love Black Adder - Rowan Atkinson is brilliant. I also think Hugh Laurie is great, such a shame he wasted all those years playing House. I note your comment regarding the first series and kind of agree however visually it was great.

[edmund184]

1,6. Amusing but corny.

[edmund184]

2,3,4,5,7,8.Crude not funny.

[edmund184]

10. Nicked from Fawlty Towers.



[DarkAndMartyr]

I'm glad those subtitles are there otherwise i'd have no idea whats happening

[Woutorius]

I disagree, you have left out the 'wild stab in the dark' and the 'beatufully framed' joke or my personal favorite: "Here's a purse of monies, which I'm not going to give you".

[sneetchbeach]

Ruined by the explosions.

[ENBL3UD]

cmon don't shoot down the entire video just cos of the explosion sounds. Some ppl are just looking for something to nag about.

[Chopinrocks71]

I love blackadder, arguably the funniest comedy series on either side of the Atlantic, but I had to click dislike because you said the first series wasn't funny. A true BA fan wouldn't say that.

[TheLALYROLDAN]

Oficially my first time wih BLACKADDER. I didn't know it existed! It's very good, I just wish I had been able to watch it a the time.Thanks for posting it, no matter the small details some complain about.

[crazypianolady]

My favourite quote is:

Old hag: That is be.

Blackadder: 'Yes it is', not 'that it be'

[MultiBelle22]

I love the Mushroom Map!

And the "hot-orangey-thing" joke!

Oh, and not forgetting the wonderful "rat-au-vin" joke!

[STNeish]

I would have watched this, as I love Blackadder, but I couldn't handle the repeated explosions. Why on earth would you include those? Anyway, these are great clips otherwise.

[Lordofthepastries]

I'm just glad I was able to watch some Blackadder

[BLackCobraPictures]

how can u dislike this?

[breengreg]

Good ones, but number 1 will ALWAYS be "There was a tiny flaw in the plan" "What was that sir?" "It was bollocks"

[supraking85]

ok even if i ignore the fact this was most definatly not HQ and the explosions did my tits in.

how could you miss the end of the sailors shag gag.

[Thundadragoon]

first season:

and the good lord said "love thy neighbour as thyself, unless he's turkish in which case kill the bastard"

[Koyaanitsqatsi]

man, the first season is pretty good too!

[bungkjlkjkljlkj]

FUCK YOU and FUCK your CRAP audio BULLSHIT

[daggeriar918]

My favourite was always 'the English dictionary is the most pointless book since How to learn French, was translated into French.'

[massivive]

FUCK! i was masterbating then the scene changed and the explosion made me rip my dick off... ¬.¬

[Brittonsp]

@massivive What kind of deranged pervert beats off to this?

[massivive]

@Brittonsp erm.... PERVMAN AWAY! *jumps out window and breaks both legs*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[MrTalklikeapirate]

please spell something right



[MrTillyayre]

i got the entire blackadder for xmas, im halfway through the final serias, goes forth, and they are brilliant. I also used to be in the REME corps of drums, and our drum major is playing in the parade in the beggining. legend.

[MatthewMcVeagh]

They mostly weren't the top 10 but #s 8 and 1 would probably count.

[BattleshipAgincourt]

No, number one is...

"I want to be young and wild, then middle-aged and rich, and I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf."

[Mrscrazydude]

4 and 1 awesome ;)

[PiotrekPraski]

bad bad post-production... which proves not everyone can do it!

[AlexeiVoronin]

Did you really have to put those HORRIBLY LOUD explosions between the clips???

[jubox666]

@AlexeiVoronin right,that stupid idiot just woke my family up with that crap

[MrROTD]

my friends don't get this show but I think it's very funny in a clever way.

[MrTalklikeapirate]

@MrROTD they don't get it? blackadder (apart from the first series) is one of the all time great comedies.

[MMKMatthews]

I don't know how this is high quality but it was pretty good otherwise.

[MattheCrazyScientist]

¿¡QUE?!

[youwannabet9]

Who's idea was it to put fucking explosion sounds in

[CentraljocK]

thanx uploader u just fucked my headphones lol thumbs anyway!

[javakogan]

So funny! Thank you for posting this...

[frontroomonion]

Sometimes I wish Baldrick was in my life for entertainment purposes.

[jmridingred]

fuck this. i'm not sticking around for another 8 explosions.

[majooismajor]

WTF EAR RAPE !  Fucktard

[schism202]

thanks for exploding my ears dick head

[Abelevaks]

aahhaha :D That is amazing!!! I cannot help laughing. English classic is so brilliant!

[TehUriel]

Its sad how everyone loves House md but no one knows where Laurie began from...

[MrScania1992]

SON OF A BITCH!!!!

[MrScania1992]

WHAT THE FACK IS WITH THE EXPLOSIONS?!!!!!!! MY EARS JUST POPPED !!!!

[DarknessBlood1]

Have you actually thought of just re-uploading this video without the volume up to max!?

[bighouse2019]

hahahahahahahah



[jstark069]

The episode from number 8 had so many great lines. Especially when their captor comes in and Edmund Makes fun of all his fake accents..

"Ohhh, look at me. I'm a funny back man... Hey dare.. Where be dat Watt-Er-Me-lone????"

I about died Because that was so flippin racist........

[prodigy281]

Dude thats too loude, but nice co,pilation anyway.

[TalonMercenary]

"turnip surprise", thats a joke from Fawlty Towers and Basil's "duck surprise"!!!

[spearlewisgmail]

what abut 'they do say mrs miggins that words hurt more than physical pain, they are of of course wrong as youll discover when i sticking this roasting knife in your head'

[benugdsen75]

In that case you, are a fornicating baboon.

[rimskykorsakov08]

I'm a BASTARD SON OF A BITCH!!! lool

[Professor6871]

I' like the game of chard's in Blackadder at 2: 01

[fazzyfaye]

Blackadder = awesome. :D

Eardrums = perforated. :(

[thermotheo]

I think the sounds awesome. It shouts HEY FUCK YOU WAKE UP HERE'S MORE SLACKBLADDER.

[yatter1]

The sound effects just fuck this up.

[Honey059]

OOOOWWWWW!

[DonDuke43]

didnt realize my housemates will hate me after now before i read the comments hahahaha suckerz....

[ksigjoeberg]

jesus christ. i was using headphones. i think they're gone now. FUCK YOU

[binarynightmare]

GREAT GODS OF BAL-SAGOTH - THE EXPLOSIONS!!!

[whqqsh]

the explosions suck... in otherwords, you suck!

[dgncadiz]

The mushroom map is freaking hilarious.

[dinosaurssayni]

Assault by crap editing? Guilty!

[MrGerakis100]

The joke about "never asking for directions in Wales" (not in this video) is always my favorite

[MrROTD]

haw haw funny moments here beware of loud explosion sounds LOL oops too late

[SuperIlluminaughty]

man BOOBS!

[musicforlifehomie]

Be greeted, my fellow tubemen.. I bringeth thee a message of wisdom. By looking upon the wisdom of ancients, you shall find the path to everlasting glory and prosperity. Behold, the holy website of the internets: straemingblog2.blogspot.com It has all the Blackadder episodes for free, so you can enjoy this classic once again.

[skankingrhythmics]

@musicforlifehomie pretty sweet website.. saw season 3 again.

[BrisVegess]

Oh,and some of my other faves:(quoting imperfectly from memory)"Jane 'Bury me in a Y-shaped coffin' Harrington?Goes like a privy door when the fleet's in town?"

'Shall it be this way,Baldrick? Shall I tell the Prince you walked over a large-spaced cattle grid in an exceedingly heavy hat?"

"You have the artistic talent of some colour-blinded hedgehogs.....(pause) ..in a bag."

"Oh,it's a sythe!"

"For you,Baldrick,the Rennaissance was something that happened to other people,wasn't it?"

[BrisVegess]

You forgot my absolute faves:"Good Riddance you big-nosed rubberfaced bastard!" and "Baldrick,Satan and all his minions will be a picnic compared to 5 minutes alone with me and this pencil."

[Cow8ox]

its 6:21am - i think i just woke my flat mates up by watching this D:

[Clubsiii]

@Cow8ox Well dude, I am sorry for that. I dont enjoy destroying your lifes, ears, speakers and prostates by these explotions, but there is nothing I can do. Dont know how to delete this film, or mute it, or I would gladely do it :( I made this film when I was like 14, and knew nothing about editing, but now I realize how horrible it is, and how I disgraced everything youtube stands for by puting it out.

[0liverwarren]

@Clubsiii lol i think its hilarious mate

[Gorax90]

@Clubsiii I wouldn't be so hard on yourself, no one really gives a shit.

[EndureFocusEngageDie]

@Clubsiii idiot

[eTheBlack]

@Clubsiii And now you are 16/17... lol

[dummychaos]

People complaining about their speakers cos of the explosions. I can't stop laughing at them. Good video! :D

[Starpass]

Fuck you for upping this video. The explosions wreck speakers and I believe you knew this fact before putting this 'joke' together.

[HarryCallachan]

...it's actually a very nice video-clubsii can u fix the explosions (at least sounding a bit lower) and upload it again? ty v much!

[RyogaXvX]

Why "in the name of Bonaparte's Balls" is this so loud o_O

[zolauwe13]

the noise was so loud my eyes broke

[andrexpic97]

This isn't funny

[ForYeensSake]

@andrexpic97 I can understand you don't find this funny, personally I do. I really love blackadder. But it's really you love it or you hate it humour.

[DarthRushy]

The first one is Ratovan? There are a LOT of better jokes in Blackadder. For instance:

Richard:My son!

Edmund:Father.

Richard:Father!

Edmund:My son.

Or maybe:

MACBETH!!! AAARGH Hot potato orchestra stalls, puck will make amends ARGH!!!

Or somethin' else, Ratovan ain't the best.

[XRioteerXBoyX]

what episode is number 8?

[ayesoundmate]

It's called "the german guns"

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.... BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM....



[DarthRushy]

Blackadder:Your booms are as funny as finding a stinking rotting rat in your soup and finding out that you have to pay 5 pounds for the rat's death.

[OlderMoi]

11. Your spelling.

[UNDERGROUND2000]

Not an adder fan...had no idea that was Hugh lawrie ....so different looking than house character..

[OlderMoi]

@UNDERGROUND2000 Then you sir need to sort out your priorities.

[pytte98]

my personal favourite is when blackadder points out that melshett is not wearing comedy breasts and melshett says "au contraire, blackadder" and takes out the GOLDEN comedy breasts!

[Bigfatbutterfly02]

I am a bastard son of a bitch! *handshake*

[LeeboProductions]

I have very expensive speakers and you have just set back their life expectancy by years, I expect to be compensated forthwith.

[Clubsiii]

@LeeboProductions Not my faulth that decided to click on that link and watch this video. Youtube is very clear on that topic.

[LeeboProductions]

@Clubsiii I was of course joking, not about the expensive speakers, thats true. Learning some sound an video editing skills wouldnt go amiss though....

[EmmittBrownBTTF1]

@Clubsiii Excessive volume (especially with in-ear plugs) cause hearing loss. I found the explosions it painful. See how your friends respond to a flash-bang(stun grenade) to understand what your audience is experiencing. You're not winning return audience with this sound scape. 100k viewers probably unhappy with the sound and just not bothered to say so. Fix the sound for fewer vote downs.

[sinatrabooth89]

@LeeboProductions just report the video, its simple

[An0niempje]

The part after 7 was even better IMHO. Then Blackadder goes on, comparing Baldrics trousers to Pandora's box.

And I must say that I don't agree with the maker of the vid on the humor of season 1. The archbishop is a fantastic episode and there are funny parts in born to be king too.

[BloodSinVIII]

I dont think anyones mentioned this so whats up with the damn explosion sounds?!

[a0040pc]

I don't think the first series was as bad as everyone says it is. I admit the others are better.

[RachelMonroe72]

What's with the boom explosion noise?!

[Clubsiii]

@RachelMonroe72 I really dont know, thought it was a good idea at the time. But I realize now how stupid it was.

[RachelMonroe72]

@Clubsiii  Bless! :) I do stuff like that quite a lot of the time!

[EmmittBrownBTTF1]

@Clubsiii You've had it uploaded for two years, R U slow ? XD

[TimboH66]

@Clubsiii you sir have ruined this video and your profile is juvenile and embarrassing!

[MrROTD]

@Clubsiii It's not a stupid Idea it's just a bad mix XD I have a decent set of speakers and the nieghbors hate me now XD

[Astronaughty03]

#4 definision

definiSION

DEFINI,SON I AM DISSAPOINT

[OhMurdoc]

OH GOD MY EARS

[simonjacks1986]

Loud enough explosions there?

[SUPERSAIYANLUNATIC]

Thirsty barking bastard!

[Dracopol]

Oh, what about the joke in Blackadder IV about the procedure for getting out of the army in the Sudan by pretending to be mad and putting straws up your nose and then answering all questions put to you with "Wibble"? "What is your name?" "Wibble." What is your age?" "Wibble." "Where were you born?" "London." "A-ha!" "...er, London, a small town on Mars, near the capital of...Wibble!"

[ntherewas1]

Why were they wearing boobs? And poor choices...not to mention atrocious spelling.

[KnoxGargol]

In my opinion the best stuff is in the season one, but anyways this was quite a good list as well. Cannot put like on it, since I disagree with ya but won't dislike this either.

[OfirBeck]

The sound of Letters blasting through the screen is the most useless explosion-tone ever conjured since Guy Fawkes tried to mimic the sound powder-blasts in his Plan B

[MajorBookworm100]

the BOOM!!!! a 4:06 was perfect however

[2109917162]

LOL. "How much do you charge for a nice hard shag?"

[SkateboardIssie]

Geezz! I had the volume up pretty loud and thought a fucking bomb had went off in my house! My brothers and I dived under the freaking table!!

[InternationalNobody]

What's a descroption?

[DjDafader]

thnx for blowing up my headphones u SOB.

[purvicide]

I am using headphones, and fuck you!

[anon314z]

loved loved and loved these clips! thanks for the upload :) would enjoy it so much more if it were no for the booming sound..but loved the clips all the same :)

[BabyOxide]

rat o van....-.-

possom o car any one... tons of them down here...

[cedebukvar]

Golden Tits @ joke 5...

[SpartanStig117]

fucking explosion shit me up

[rawatashwin666]

My favourite jokes are the entire show!

[distressedbear]

thanks for this, these are hilarious lol

[j4cko56]

Do you need the bloody bangs?

[TehPandamouse]

The bangs almost killed me.

[LilyWeasleyGranger]

Well that was 8 minutes wasted. I could be part way through a GOOD video now, but instead I am commenting on a video worth the 612 dislikes. Please do not make any more videos with such terrible, loud noises in between clips. Quite unnecessary.

[bluehairedgirlstudio]

10th no. 9th no 8th possibly. 7th no. 6th no. 5th only the last bit. 4th no. 3rd possibly. 2nd no. 1st no.

all in all' not what you'd call a god montage

[thescoopforspoons]

RIP headphones users. ;_;

[astorkan]

I am loathe to place a dislike on anything Blackadder related but for such a misleading, terribly edited video with an explosion sound effect that only the brain dead village idiot son of Balderick would find cool, I'll make an exception.

As Blackadder once sent by telegram to Charlie Chaplain:

Have found only person in world less funny than you stop.

Name Clubsiii stop.

Signed E. Blackadder stop.

P.S.: please, please, please stop.

[leeborghini5]

They are the best jokes i have ever herd!!!!

[crossfacewalls]

So what is the "definision" of a "prostitude" then?

[consternated1]

Thanks for ruining great clips with your preturnatural penchant for loud noise.

[ninabigoloni]

the translating and the paris collection r my favs!!! :D

[Fennias]

fuck that bomb sound... are you a communications major at a local community college?

[martelldeferro]

nothing of the first and it is clear the best....

[Rennikus]

thirsty barking bastard

[DanTheGerbil360]

I hope people don't go away thinking this is the best Blackadder has to offer. There are plenty of jokes better than these.

[yyz1335]

meh, not a good list.

[animelover5076]

lol i still think the funniest line ever was. "get that bitch behind the wheel down here, or ill fly to england and give your wife somthing to hang the towels on!" XD legand!

[kmckinney211]

"...an area marked with mushrooms... it must belong to the man who made the map..." he he he... he must be an officer....

I'm sorry... " definition of dog... not a cat... " he he eh

[kmckinney211]

"...an area marked with mushrooms... it must belong to the man who made the map..." he he he... he must be an officer....

[360Gamer2010]

FUCKING HELL that scared the shit out of me

[LeisureInLife]

THE EXPLOSIONS REALLY COMPLIMENTED THIS VIDEO

[GhibliOriginals]

My ears disliked this video

[stukas14]

fucking idiot with the bangs