5secondfilms is the worst piece of crap everr on the intranet. They talk too fast and their joaks are not funny. On top of that, all of their vidioes are 8 seconds long not 5. it's false advertesings people. My advice, dont waste ur time with this garbage. Go and watch people like Fred for the irateGamer who have been on youtube since 2004. Can't go past the classics u know.
@SantaWithGuns "pitching a tent" means having an erection. Under the sheets a stiffy makes a teepee shape.
You see he can't pitch tents, according to the title, but then skips to a scene after a awkward attempt at sex, thus completing the pun with the title's double meaning and the fact he can't pitch tents in both situations.
@bf2lover42 I know what that is, that was a reply to somebody saying that SHE has the boner. Which I don't believe that was the joke, that was just her knee.
Since people love commenting on whether or not it's five seconds, I feel the compulsion to call bs on this one. Can't have the lines go into the ending, then it counts.
It must be hard to make a video every day, let alone make it funny in just 5 seconds. And quite frankly, they're failing. Whether it's too big of a challenge for them, or just because it's terrible american humour, they aren't funny. The 1st few I watched were, but now.... That's why I'm un-subscribing right now.
350 guys wish girls had dicks so they wouldn't have to come out of the closet.
xXbooneman12Xx 1 month ago
this feels like a "pitching a baseball" from a hilarious show called panty & stocking with garterbelt & i still don't get it
SmashLiXs 2 months ago
is that the AmazingAtheist ?
JokesforJoking 2 months ago 4
@JokesforJoking No, TJ is fatter.
macandease 2 months ago
@JokesforJoking No, TheAmazingAtheist prefers bananas, not women.
ryanmshepard92 2 months ago 10
This is my fetish
fixajob1 2 months ago
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
AllUserNamesSuckBad 2 months ago
Pitching a tent is a test for every relationship
necrotacoz 2 months ago
I would say I wasted 8 seconds of my life
*puts on glasses*
but I would be lying
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH
wiresvn 3 months ago
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5secondfilms is the worst piece of crap everr on the intranet. They talk too fast and their joaks are not funny. On top of that, all of their vidioes are 8 seconds long not 5. it's false advertesings people. My advice, dont waste ur time with this garbage. Go and watch people like Fred for the irateGamer who have been on youtube since 2004. Can't go past the classics u know.
EntrailSaunders 3 months ago
It's a boner joke ha
SeeDMT 3 months ago
no, he doesnt need directions, he only needs... ERECTIONS :D
WindWalker940 4 months ago 10
THERE IS NO 0:07!!!
clipwatcher007 5 months ago 3
@clipwatcher007 SHUT DE FUGHH UGGHHHHHHHHH
Steelerdog19 4 months ago
@clipwatcher007 Omg good point... Lol
glitchorama123 4 months ago
i like how the advert to the left is about tents
hisoandso 5 months ago
I'm not sure that's the joke, I mean it could be her knee.
SantaWithGuns 5 months ago
@SantaWithGuns "pitching a tent" means having an erection. Under the sheets a stiffy makes a teepee shape.
You see he can't pitch tents, according to the title, but then skips to a scene after a awkward attempt at sex, thus completing the pun with the title's double meaning and the fact he can't pitch tents in both situations.
bf2lover42 4 months ago
@bf2lover42 I know what that is, that was a reply to somebody saying that SHE has the boner. Which I don't believe that was the joke, that was just her knee.
SantaWithGuns 3 months ago
@SantaWithGuns Oh, ok.
They might have also added it as a hidden joke, though.
bf2lover42 3 months ago
"Do you need erections?"
MitraXyde 5 months ago 19
oh i get it he cant get a boner but she can(like pitching a tent XD)
joshjoeandrew 7 months ago
That guy looks like Adam Savage!
arghle456 7 months ago 7
What a bitch.
Animeportal 7 months ago
Why did I find this slightly arousing?
angelmarine1292 8 months ago
nooo dont hit the 7 over and over again
vryafoat777 11 months ago
lol im sure her legs r crossed, but yea. funny
yauzza87 11 months ago
Wow, she pitched her own tent in a bed.
StephensStuff 11 months ago 3
They're sleeping together! XD
race1717 1 year ago
5,5 second movie C:
JMXXL 1 year ago
she's so hot.
whatAsickNAME 1 year ago 11
Do you need erections?
Nazgul100 1 year ago 10
"do you need direction-sa?"
kawaiianimegurl 1 year ago
The Amazing Atheist needs help gettin it up?
Slaught1004 1 year ago
he cant pitch a tent
and he cant find the right hole
+
hallalbroodje 1 year ago
Can somebody explain this one?
ninjamitcherz 1 year ago
@ninjamitcherz Pitching a tent = Horny...he cant get horny
MasterFlamez 1 year ago
@MasterFlamez Pitching a tent = Erection...he cant get hard
Labtec01245 1 year ago 2
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I don't get it.
cmetroid777 2 years ago
lol she has a boner. XD
TheGrumpyOldBear 2 years ago 364
@TheGrumpyOldBear Hahaha, holy shit!
telathys 1 year ago
@TheGrumpyOldBear That's called a L E G
yodisk 3 months ago
@yodisk nope itsa bonner
Tollbantheraver 2 months ago
@TheGrumpyOldBear I think it's her knee
edgecutterman 2 months ago
lools.
croboy0006 2 years ago
It doesn't come with an instruction manual.
DrHarryDickman 2 years ago 7
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Since people love commenting on whether or not it's five seconds, I feel the compulsion to call bs on this one. Can't have the lines go into the ending, then it counts.
RedLinkN64 2 years ago
go blow yourself
AnonymousSnack 2 years ago
u made ur self sound dumb lol
JosephLalleyTV 2 years ago
Haha, that was kind of the point. Seems people weren't too fond of it, though.
RedLinkN64 2 years ago
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It must be hard to make a video every day, let alone make it funny in just 5 seconds. And quite frankly, they're failing. Whether it's too big of a challenge for them, or just because it's terrible american humour, they aren't funny. The 1st few I watched were, but now.... That's why I'm un-subscribing right now.
Raziel236 2 years ago
Cool, you can leave, no one cares about your opinion.
andersonmat42 2 years ago 133
@andersonmat42 Who are you talking to?
inexplicable92 5 months ago
I understand that you might not find this particular one funny, because only part of it was, but seriously most of their stuff is gold.
Thetruecrow 2 years ago
i get it
hockeyftw11211 2 years ago
CLASSIC
FancyAlien 2 years ago
Lol, you need directions
iFreezer 2 years ago
it's a good video and all some of these commenter's below me can think of is if it's really 5 seconds or not. c'mon guys, get a life.
neencomplex 2 years ago 2
Very funny.
DrCowboyFace 2 years ago
Phssch.. It's easy to pitch a tent. That guy's doing it all wrong.
phillipjfry6 2 years ago
cant pitch a tent anywhere lol
JosephLalleyTV 2 years ago
lol
VuXeNdRiCkA 2 years ago
D: i always wake up with a tent in my bed XDDD LMAO
Eco419 2 years ago
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Why are none of your videos 5 seconds?
Loved it, subscribing :)
DougFM1962 2 years ago
3 seconds of titles 5 seconds of actual "film"
MoretoDomo 2 years ago
They are five seconds. Two seconds for opening, one for closing makes five seconds.
Allyosaugh 2 years ago 4
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8 seconds get it right
kami3142 2 years ago
no its 5 second dumbass...starts at 2 seconds and ends at 7....intro and outro dont count..get it right.
born2sk8727 2 years ago 3
nice, i use that expression all the time
opti95 2 years ago 2
YEEEES
Genius
haha the captcha I had to type to post this was "YEEEES"
VitriolicAC 2 years ago
YYEEEES!
Genius.
VitriolicAC 2 years ago
More like this it's gold.
Robbaz 2 years ago 3
hahahah WOW xD
thats as good an explination as any i suppose
HPnerdfighter 2 years ago
LMFAO
taratazo11 2 years ago
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6th
haha10lolha 2 years ago
Excellent work guys, very funny
captaincapn 2 years ago 5
lolz hilarious!
roflofl
PivotStorm 2 years ago
rofl
sqwrrlta31stest 2 years ago
lmfao
goemaster 2 years ago
lol
TyBouchardFan 2 years ago