@DAyomandude i think good ppl is good and bad is bad its not rly about religion. and im thankful to "god" cause i have souch a wonderfull life i couldnt wish for a better
WILL YOU GO TO HEAVEN? Here is a quick test, have you ever told a lie? Have you ever stolen something? Have you ever used Gods name as a cuss word? Have you ever been jealous or prideful? If you have done these things, you are heading for Hell. That is not Gods will. God sent Jesus to take the punishment on the cross for our sins, so that if you repent(turn away from sin) and trust in Jesus as your lord and savior, God will forgive every sin you ever committed and grant you Heaven.
pff lol sure if i swear and use jesus in it i go to hell but i kill somebody and i go to a church and they forgive my sins gz....i do belive in god but he/she is not a fucking asshole like written in those christian bullshits.
Of course there are many ways to accept/deny spirituality... but it's pretty much universally understood that Jesus was indeed a real person. Get your facts straight before you start spouting off a bunch of nonsense you have no idea about. Maybe try reading more and writing less... dunno just an idea. I'm sure you can figure something out to keep yourself from looking like a total idiot
Who told you that? Buddha? You know he didn't exist either, same with Thomas Jefferson and Cher! You're all the same with your blind faith in Cher and Thomas Jefferson, you make me sick.
Wow, are you trying to make yourself look like a retard? I mean, Thomas Jefferson and Cher? Who even worships them (I mean besides the freaks that actually do worship Cher)?! They are in no way on the same level as Jesus!
Well maybe indirectly I like making everyone arguing with me waste their time, that means you! You don't think I'm serious do you? I mean fucking Thomas Jefferson... What idiot would say he DOES exist, I mean Jesus Fictional Christ you would have to be stupid.
Nah, don't worry about me wasting time,I'm off this week. But come to think of it, you're pretty much boring me now. Good luck finding your toe. Have a nice life.
well, that's not true man, the fact is that there's no proof of the existence of jesus, if you don't belive me, search in youtube, for a movie called zeitgeist, there is explained why jesus never existed.
But well, is your choice to believe in him or not.
Like Cher? She didn't exist you know that? She was invented by the government to weed out dissent in the 70s just around when Nam started, believe me, I know!
Faith in Jesus, Thomas Jefferson and Cher are all mental illnesses, you should definitely take a "spirit" journey(acid carousel) to Columbia, they have cure. Death.
I, Pope of the The Cult of the Missing Toe hath spoken!
K, lemme clear something up. That was my athiest friend whose an asshole. I, the actuall screamingdeathpunch see nothing wrong in Christianity. Sorry if he was annoying you.
Who are you? I do not know this man, if he does know me, he is likely a stalker, that being said I am going to go check my security cameras situated around my house that I installed in the 70s(which is when nam started.)
Excuse me, you were the one that came to a blasphemous video, perhaps you were looking for somebody to practice your little self righteous speech on? Seriously Thomas Jefferson never existed. We were founded as a nation by the 37th clone of mickey mouse sent back to the past.
LOL!!
sweetbliss80 10 months ago
best vid on youtube
Terror696969 1 year ago
Lol leprosy
luckycharms8282 1 year ago
4 everyone who asked:
Michael W. Smith - Awesome God
AlbertC85 1 year ago
this is not good jesus is kind u all are stupid
MrSlimsh 1 year ago
what's the name of the song?
iromb 1 year ago
@iromb
dunno, lol
Dwimerytguy 1 year ago
@iromb
dunno, lol
Dwimerytguy 1 year ago
jesus is cool lol
xoobaybtee 1 year ago 4
lol
Trisscarr 2 years ago
thats cool!!! haha!!...it really mad me laugh so hard....
Metallouise 2 years ago
@DAyomandude i think good ppl is good and bad is bad its not rly about religion. and im thankful to "god" cause i have souch a wonderfull life i couldnt wish for a better
zolevokpk 2 years ago 3
what's the name of the song?
jonacent 2 years ago
I just farting in the name of the Lord! Amen...all of them
FUCK YEH
rumpwrestler 2 years ago
WILL YOU GO TO HEAVEN? Here is a quick test, have you ever told a lie? Have you ever stolen something? Have you ever used Gods name as a cuss word? Have you ever been jealous or prideful? If you have done these things, you are heading for Hell. That is not Gods will. God sent Jesus to take the punishment on the cross for our sins, so that if you repent(turn away from sin) and trust in Jesus as your lord and savior, God will forgive every sin you ever committed and grant you Heaven.
ew00152 2 years ago
Lulz, I go to pardaise with Allah n luts of baibes. God r c00l, but hot baibes r c00l3r.
flensdude 2 years ago 2
pff lol sure if i swear and use jesus in it i go to hell but i kill somebody and i go to a church and they forgive my sins gz....i do belive in god but he/she is not a fucking asshole like written in those christian bullshits.
zolevokpk 2 years ago
let me guess... the way of the master course?
lol we're studying that now
:D
deadlykillernerds 2 years ago
@ew00152 I failed the test, LOL.
locinf92 1 year ago
ZIS IS BLASFEMI
synterlu 2 years ago 3
PORCH MONKEHZ
VessSodah 2 years ago
ha! religeous humor...
brettsworld99 2 years ago
lol love the last one x)
zexeee 2 years ago
Hahahahahahaha, me too.
Malumbrus 2 years ago
"LOL"
xobaabigirl 2 years ago
this is hilarious!!! xD
Mew 2 years ago
niggers
jesuswasapedophile 2 years ago
"Jesus is that baby for sale?
..it is Now lol.." Lmfaooo!!
sexygatita411 2 years ago
Oh man Jesus, you are so badass.
JessieIAre 2 years ago 3
0:30 rofl.
our god is an awesome god! lulz
johndolanvincent 3 years ago
LOL
hispanic immigrants
MCRisREVENGE7 3 years ago
Its so funny cauz it make no sens. xD
kafei14 3 years ago
LOL!
GomerDose 3 years ago
Laugh it up, Jewbags
GomerDose 3 years ago
"Jesus, is that baby for sale?
-it is now, lol"
ROFLMFAOZ
topchiiski3149 3 years ago 3
jesus is awesome....not in religious way toughXD
KyrosBloon 3 years ago
LOL
erlovebitches 3 years ago
Someone needs to do a live-action LOL Jesus short, with extra LOL's.
johnisdead316 3 years ago 5
i totally agree
acidsnowman 3 years ago
@acidsnowman
Song name please ?
Shoutenkou 1 year ago
jesus never existed
KC4815162342 3 years ago
lol
acidsnowman 3 years ago
your point?
MCRisREVENGE7 3 years ago
Accualy, he did.
Shoutenkou 2 years ago
lol "hey look jesus is drowning that man!" "sucks to be judas LOL"
whitemage761 3 years ago 4
- Jesus, is that baby for sale?
-It is now, LOL
LOl!
fanoultimate 3 years ago 3
It's not hard when you're Jesus, LOL
i laughed so hard when i saw that
Nickdude43 3 years ago 4
Qouthe Jesus during his crucifixtion:
"Brb lol"
MikuMech 3 years ago 16
lol
woahitsmoe 3 years ago
I love Jesus lol
joker110990 3 years ago 2
What's the song?
redrosefriendy 3 years ago
I love how Jesus says "Lol" After everything he says. Well I loved Jesus anyway.
redrosefriendy 3 years ago
do you believe??I think that people, who like it can't say that they believe..think about it
marter90 3 years ago
stupid films
marter90 3 years ago
this culture is so fucked up
I LOVE IT!!!
mrmayor92 3 years ago 2
I bought the baby btw
Unt0uchabl33 3 years ago 4
HAHAHAHA!!
emperorpenguinsrule 3 years ago
The door ones were Jesus.
Wait - I honestly and seriously wanted to type "genius", but typed "Jesus" instead.
Awesome.
79xd79 3 years ago
They are too many lols.
Onerom4728 3 years ago
There is no such thing as too many lols. LOL
intoXinfinity 3 years ago
ya thats to many lols still funny as hell tho
dragon2060 3 years ago
Yeah, there are too many lols. LOL
Earofdoom 3 years ago
lmao
tongone6 3 years ago
lol mate, that was pretty awsome tbh
boozmand 3 years ago
BAD SONG!
JOshemz 3 years ago
jeasus oooh we love you jeasus yeaaahhhaaa oohh jeasus i want u in my ppanst jeaaasusus
JOshemz 3 years ago
why are you picking on JESUS
NichoXD 3 years ago
the only bad one was the final. the rest were kinda funny actually.
trillith 4 years ago
THAT WAS DUMB
tjnadrie 4 years ago
sale...?
-DETROIT-
koovieen 4 years ago
lollll
MrSkylinerr 4 years ago
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aw. even when you made fun of jesus i still see him in all his loveliness. good luck to you. bet you are such an unhappy person, silly antichrist.
wyvernish 4 years ago
lol youre dumb
thenotoriousseb 4 years ago 3
Jesus would like this =)
stuckupcow90 4 years ago 3
YA HE WOULD LIKE MOCKERY
dondopa 4 years ago
It's hardly mockery is it? Jesus had a sense of humour.
stuckupcow90 4 years ago 7
wow ur a little pussy.
shalpp 4 years ago
thanks guys, for the replies. i'm honoured.
wyvernish 4 years ago 2
jesus is that baby for sale?
it is now LOL
ponmosh 4 years ago 2
stupid
alinpax 4 years ago
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that sucked
LedZeppelin791 4 years ago
i like this i have to admit
gbironmaiden 4 years ago
I love Jesus, lol.
Sex me up good.
DarkSideoftheRainbow 4 years ago
GO to hell
candigrl2468 4 years ago
lol
xhpfreakx 4 years ago
I heard this song before hahaha, lol.
kanadiankid28 4 years ago
does there have to be a lol after every one? ots kinda annoying
freddie7456 4 years ago
it is, isnt it? lol
thecar2nist 4 years ago
That hockey one always make me lol
JRayT2007 4 years ago
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omg jesus went through so much pain for us to be here thats very unnesacary
parallelsk8 4 years ago
LOL
woahitsmoe 4 years ago
i laughed at this. now im going to hell. 0_o
thecar2nist 4 years ago
bidding starts at $10 LOL.
boldia 4 years ago
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ey men..this "LOL" are sucks
the video is funny but this "LOL" are so terrible!
Snake4MW 4 years ago
i pretty laugh because of the ''LOL''
gbironmaiden 4 years ago 2
hahahaha. XD :D Love 'Jesus LOL'.
JamesAOK 4 years ago
it is now. XDXDXD 5/5
iChubz 4 years ago
Now I know I'm going to hell for this....
solblackguy 4 years ago
i don't get it. i kno it's the name of the movie, but why is He saying "LOL." at the end of everything??? it doesn't seem very funny.
RIPIzzy022404 4 years ago
Because you pray to the bastard.
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
Uhm...
'k.
:|
RIPIzzy022404 4 years ago
Exactly.
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
Okay, then.
RIPIzzy022404 4 years ago
Just know jesus never existed.
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
Dude, okay, thanks, BYE.
RIPIzzy022404 4 years ago
K bye. LULZ
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
Of course there are many ways to accept/deny spirituality... but it's pretty much universally understood that Jesus was indeed a real person. Get your facts straight before you start spouting off a bunch of nonsense you have no idea about. Maybe try reading more and writing less... dunno just an idea. I'm sure you can figure something out to keep yourself from looking like a total idiot
nilpoc 4 years ago
Who told you that? Buddha? You know he didn't exist either, same with Thomas Jefferson and Cher! You're all the same with your blind faith in Cher and Thomas Jefferson, you make me sick.
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
Wow, are you trying to make yourself look like a retard? I mean, Thomas Jefferson and Cher? Who even worships them (I mean besides the freaks that actually do worship Cher)?! They are in no way on the same level as Jesus!
Hostclubfangirl 4 years ago
You are the retard my friend.
argoniantorf 4 years ago
...unless of course you prefer looking like a total idiot...
nilpoc 4 years ago
Well maybe I do!
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
Then you are in the right place. Enjoy!
nilpoc 4 years ago
Well maybe indirectly I like making everyone arguing with me waste their time, that means you! You don't think I'm serious do you? I mean fucking Thomas Jefferson... What idiot would say he DOES exist, I mean Jesus Fictional Christ you would have to be stupid.
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
Nah, don't worry about me wasting time,I'm off this week. But come to think of it, you're pretty much boring me now. Good luck finding your toe. Have a nice life.
nilpoc 4 years ago
Thanks
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
well, that's not true man, the fact is that there's no proof of the existence of jesus, if you don't belive me, search in youtube, for a movie called zeitgeist, there is explained why jesus never existed.
But well, is your choice to believe in him or not.
Bye
chainedbeast 4 years ago
Thank you, brother.
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
Your an asshole.
TaurenWarchief 4 years ago
Like Cher? She didn't exist you know that? She was invented by the government to weed out dissent in the 70s just around when Nam started, believe me, I know!
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
Regardless, I still believe in him :)
CheshireShade 4 years ago
Faith in Jesus, Thomas Jefferson and Cher are all mental illnesses, you should definitely take a "spirit" journey(acid carousel) to Columbia, they have cure. Death.
I, Pope of the The Cult of the Missing Toe hath spoken!
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
Its not a mental illness if he inspires me to live a good life. So there's something wrong with me,
There's something wrong with everyone. What's wrong with believing in something that makes you feel good, and to do good to others ?
CheshireShade 4 years ago
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THE SAME COULD BE SAID FOR PEDOPHILIA. YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. PEDOOOOPHIIIILEE!! CheshireShade is a
PEDOPHILE!
ScreamingDeathPunch 4 years ago
I would never harm anyone,
That is a vow that i have taken.
The very fact that you are just looking for people who have faith, and to just belittle them really does speak a lot for your character.
So I believe in Jesus Christ, so he inspires me to be a good person. So what ?
What the heck is the problem with that ?
CheshireShade 4 years ago 4
K, lemme clear something up. That was my athiest friend whose an asshole. I, the actuall screamingdeathpunch see nothing wrong in Christianity. Sorry if he was annoying you.
ScreamingDeathPunch 4 years ago 2
Its alright really,
if anything it was just kinda frustrating.
I was just trying to make a point,
CheshireShade 4 years ago
You've proved your point, the point that you belong in a mental health zoo! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
Who are you? I do not know this man, if he does know me, he is likely a stalker, that being said I am going to go check my security cameras situated around my house that I installed in the 70s(which is when nam started.)
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
Excuse me, you were the one that came to a blasphemous video, perhaps you were looking for somebody to practice your little self righteous speech on? Seriously Thomas Jefferson never existed. We were founded as a nation by the 37th clone of mickey mouse sent back to the past.
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
i cant believe noone noticed your sarcasm
freddie7456 4 years ago
I do believe jesus probably existed, but my view of him is greatly summarized by the movie "Life of Brian". People should watch it.
mytoeismissindarnit 4 years ago
shoooooooooooooo?
gbironmaiden 4 years ago
-Hey it's jesus again
-What do you want this time?
-Nothing.i'am just testing out the durability of your door lol...
ROFLMAO
i been looking for thisss!!! 5 stars
chapa9dj 4 years ago
silly jokes. no, thanks.
byorp 4 years ago
The "loling" makes it even funnier.
ForSafetyReasons 4 years ago
I like them all..<3 xD
EveryBeastIsPrey 4 years ago
XD LOL!!!that was fucking awesome.
"I"m testing out the durability of your door,LOL"
KitariLostSoul 4 years ago
now that we laughed we go to hell
gbironmaiden 4 years ago 16
LOL!!!!
Rad1ance 4 years ago