Simon Cowell Insults

[Jyphx]

1:58 He flicked em the bird xD

[nejvicsean]

cool vid.. but why the stupid music?!!!

[beansterman1998]

DONALD BELL GAM!!!!!!!

[GeneraIRex]

Simon may be a prick at sometimes, but I respect because he is one of the most honest people alive.

[Stephanie108M]

1:23 to 1:29 :)

[10cossy]

Simon isn't exactly mean , he's only saying the truth . You can't just put somebody through to the next round if there voice isn't right . Why are loads of people saying Simons mean ? I don't get it . He's not .

[cw2349720]

I want to sing in opera......We dont want you to ,that was absolutley dreadful .lol

[sixchildren100]

pmsl i LOVE Mr.Cowell ....Angel ; )))...

[uknowdarule]

he's toxic alright.. a good kind of toxic.. :)

[onedayautumn]

I love Simon and his honesty AND HE IS SEXYYY

[OohReallyyyy]

3:25 LOL that guy tought he done it well LOL

[MsNikkieKC]

Simon I love you,..I want you!! xx

[willjack2106]

"how dare you what"

LOL

[solo8es90]

press 9 for snorlax face hahah :D

[dotaistehshit]

poor simon always hearing the worst singers

[krazylolable]

omg his hair in the first clip!?

[arebecca2355]

I've been watching so many of these videos I now speak British. Ask my mum if you don't believe my. :)

[Igquack]

I love Simon lol He's smart, funny, and all he did was telling the truth. I think he's the best judge for this type of shows. There are so many deluded people out there, we need someone to bring them back down to earth lol

[ticklemepurple86]

I love Simon Cowell and think his comments are funny as hell....just as long as he doesn't insult me, I will have nothing against the man, lol

[MrMetallidude]

"Just tell us what you really think, Simon".

lol

[goatgirl46123]

im probably gonna go to hell for laughing so hard at this....

[amms555666777]

Atleast he's honest :) lol

[EricGoingCrazy]

What episode is de 2:27? Is funny as hell.

[analterrorGATE7]

i fuckin LOVE HIM!!!!! he is the best!! just.. awsome pure awsomeness

[HerdULIekLetsPlays]

Who invited High School Musical at 1:50??

[MsAlexaela]

I really love Simon, for his sincerity...



[EEStatic]

interesting stuff. 

[TheMstweet]

honestly, Simon i love you but you are a tad bit harsh, just a tad ;)

[DrFantastic1987]

Simon is insulting people on purpose. Everything is planned what he will say on the show. The more rude he will be , the more poeples attention he will attract and show ratings will increse!

People how can you be so stupid, and take it serious? It is just a show which makes a fortune of other people pain. Simon himself is a very weak , not attractive personality, and he cannot sing at all. But he thinks he has a right to judge people :D

[Cooljoshua567]

@DrFantastic1987 he doesn't think, he knows. the way ur talking its as if u know everything about him when probably u dont know two shits

[zacharyfelix]

what i don't understand is why some people just plaster on a grim smile and even go as far to NOD as he's telling them that they're shit! if i went on x-factor and simon started being his overly harsh, obnoxious self, i'd fight back dammit! i wouldn't go crazy, just guilt trip the fucker for making people who believe in themselves lose hope, he's a complete and utter twat!

[cmilla111]

@zacharyfelix And that's the problem. You really don't have the right. In general, the people are judging because they have a good idea of what it takes to be a good performer. By auditioning you are essentially accepting this as you should. It would be like me trying to a give a lecture on black holes and when Stephen Hawking tells me how wrong I am, I start arguing with him.

[Rawinho]

the guy @ 3:20 thought Simon was giving him a compliment... LOL

[lautnerbaby4]

His insults are entertaining lol if u can't take it don't go on the show

[6NoHope9]

i'm actually really glad that simon is honest to these people, because it's actually painful to watch bad singers when they think they are good. I have to look away or stop watching because it's just painful to see them being so naive and shit.

[shroomanox]

3:07 ah, star wars nostalgia.

[serpentipc]

First I thought, if there is nobody there to tell people that the criteria for participating on such a show are high, then every third person with childish dreams will go to an audition.

But even after so many seasons, people never understood what is his message, it didn't wake any criticism and the number of disastrous candidates didn't decrease. That is just sad...

[libbyrock123]

'I'd pack your suitcase" LOLOL

[revettes]

simon is so amazing and hot. people who cant sing need someone to tell them that. Sometimes in a harsh way but at least it gets the job done. :D

[NoeL2477]

I love Simon lol

[i103772]

@NoeL2477

lol..u wouldnt say it if u were one of those people on stage hearing this :)

[drpepper151]

it was a bit like ordering a hamburger and only getting the bun

[yoyoguy1213]

I love hearing Simon because he doesn't hold back. No emotions tied in, no feeling bad for the person, so that, in the end, we know that the winner truly is the best.

[Arcklez]

Simon probably has a jar of contestants tears that he drinks every night

[Account4TheMusic]

he fucking ear raped that group of people auditioning holy shit

[loolooshat]

'There is as much chance of you being a popstar or rockstar as me flying to the moon tomorrow morning, for breakfast' Simon Cowell is a legend.

[EpicFail0725]

this dudes a bit of an ass.

[onetimeinashop]

tooooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[xoxogirl31]

Who's the fat girl? Haha does anyone know?

[hh1n]

He be roastin'.

[blitzaxis]

lols.. wouldnt be surprise if he's found dead in the streets with ice picks on his back..

[spinaway]

Simon Cowell, King of The Dream crushers.

[BryanDavilaTv2]

That one baby faced fat chick auditioned twice, and was insulted twice LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spinaway]

@BryanDavilaTv2 Ha Ha She Auditions every Year and gets insulted, Yet still she comes.

[rotenburk]

2:44 what is the name of the background music?

[globin3]

@rotenburk Cry for you - September.

[ChristoforoSandro]

3:14 "There is as much chance of you being a popstar or a rockstar,

as me flying to the moon tomorrow morning for breakfast." Super LMFAO!!!! I died.

[mrhowRthings]

i hate when people cry.. look you came with nothng and left with nothing so dont worry about it... go find a job at mcdonalds and get on with it

[jabz1101]

simon for prime minster

cuz hes not scared to tell the truth to people

[6NoHope9]

@jabz1101

That's true, instead of coming out with "well we are on the job and we will find a solution"

he would say "look, basically, we are fucked"

[AntiVaccine2]

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[bfine123]

@jabz1101 u shuld hear some truth in GB from EU... and Simon Cowell as prime minster shuld b the one 2 tell U brits what u need 2 hear not the other way around :)

[xLozzieLollipop7x]

keep pressing 0 on your keyboard if you want to LOL!

[LordManticore]

God i love his remarks <3

[TheEvilduck1337]

simon should just die... i hate him

[UlyVallarta]

Ya vi de donde el Bananero sacò parte de este video para el suyo "Ricardo" ;)

[Eyeglompyou]

Simon Cowell - The loveable man we know we all need as much as he annoys us =) The real life version of Wolverine.

[1fatdan]

Simon has sent half of everyone in the UK to therapy.

[Laurenz1234e456]

He's cruel I'd like to hear him sing first

[Barbino24]

@Laurenz1234e456 he doesnt claim to be a singer though.

[Vince4Vince]

018 is the best comment n it's funny.. That dude tot simon was saying he can be a rock or pop star!! Turns out he was teasing him

[andyowens01]

worlds biggest a-hole

[tigerallied]

@andyowens01

indeed but he is right in most cases

[jacobswolfgirl112]

Who was the guy at 2:40? I remember him, he was hilarious!

[SuperTruth77]

Simon Cowell is a disgusting friend of paedophiles. He posted $90k bail for Jonathan King when that piece of FILTH was up for molesting teenage boys in the 1980s. Cowell says he’s sorry for doing it now- yeh, sorry that it brought him bad publicity more like.

To my mind, this makes him TOTALLY unsuitable for mentoring & managing young talent. How many situations of trust has he abused over the years? No wonder he can’t hold down a proper relationship with anyone vaguely his own age. SICKENING!

[MsAustralopitecus]

simon is change alot now is super soft.,. in the usa one omg i miss the mean simon

[Dudewe333]

I lol'd From 0:00

[Ruth2475]

at 2:48, Simone looks like an Apple employee hahaha!

[fairydung]

sometimes he can be mean

[TheTravelfool]

@Lolitaberetta mais je pense que Simon a besoin de parler la vrai qqlfois car ces gents croyent ils sont fantastiques quand ils sont terribles, et aussi si pour la tele. Je pense qu'il y a bcp de "acting' dans cette programme.

[TheTravelfool]

I swear Simon was from NY in a past life, tellin' it like it is and taking no bs.

[leeperryismerry]

that girl at 3:07 is a benifit living fatty she was on TV with her family combined weight of 1000 stone!

[TheTravelfool]

@leeperryismerry ok, can you translate that into American English? lol My British English is quite good but not always. Benefit living fatty? What does that mean? I think you're saying she was on reality TV before. How do you measure stones?

[leeperryismerry]

@TheTravelfool

Haha yes she was on something with her fat family because they all live on benefits and eat and it's 14 pounds to a stone :L

[TheTravelfool]

@leeperryismerry oic about the stone thing, and pretty pathetic family it sounds

[TTRdotSKORPAN]

Simon Cowel can even make Chuck Norris cry.

[TheTravelfool]

@TTRdotSKORPAN yeah but Chuck Norris' tears are deadly weapons. Everybody knows that ;)

[Katykool1265]

I will NEVER go to X-factor EVER EVER EVER...hey SIMON you idiot ok so fine they are not good singers but there was ABSOLUTELY NO REASON on why you should tell them that they will never have a career..Bastard..

[SkateboardP63]

@Katykool1265

The truth hurts! If he doesn't tell them now, no one else ever will for fear of hurting their feelings... Better be told now so they can rethink their life.

As you probably noticed some of these people really think they can have a successful career singing, when to the rest of the world they just plain suck! Why? because their relatives never had to courage to tell them the truth.

[xalmd]

i love him!!!!

[dizney200]

3:27 look at his neck lol

[MrIndeeply]

There is much as much chance as you becoming a pop star or rock star as me flying to the moon tommorrow morning for breakfast LMAO SIMON IS THE SHIT !!!! with his CRAZY AZZ ROFDLMAO

[ItsLikeAFish]

2:38 ... ANT AND DEC <3 <3 <3

[FrizzyIzzychicken]

Tumbs up if you think him and chef ramsay would be best friends

[Jasonyeahyeahyeah]

3:13 was hilarious reminds me of those fat ppl from WALLE LOL

[CATALIN19981]

fucking asshole

[TheTwistedDiamond]

"You are probably the worst singer I've ever heard." Said to every bad singer.

[CaptainRex619]

2:05 , why was the guy nodding his head furiously at simon's opinion

[Ellevoomva]

hes not as rude anymore

[hemantc81]

respecting the emotions while saying truth is much better option than insult...

[LilcoolJen]

He maybe harsh but he says what everyone is thinking.. Someone has to tell them!

[Snake1n]

@LilcoolJen he could tell them the same meaning of the idea or words (whateva) but wiv a nice way,I mean Imagine urself in those people’s situation it’s so rude he cannot be respectful like this!!

[SupahFigz]

Simon makes people cry :') 

[kissfan7]

Top 40 radio would be so, so much better if everyone had to go by Simon Cowell to get on. Just think, no Katy Perry, no Jason Derulo, no Lloyd, no that one guy from Nickelback who's name I forget, no Justin Beiber. It would be paradise.

[grandtheftauto5588]

@kissfan7 a lot of hip hop "artists" (if you will) would be on the radio. btw, what is wrong with nickelback?

[kissfan7]

@grandtheftauto5588 Good point. We need a rap version of Simon to remind people that Mike Posner does not deserve to be famous.

I recommend the video "this is how you remind me of someday" by Apoctanks. Regarding the singer's voice, there is no spirit or soul behind it and it's not very powerful.

[Bl00dBeast]

@kissfan7 no one would be on the top 40 if everyone had to go by him!

[AZMALING]

@kissfan7 Chad Kroeger. he was okay. i mean. but the rest are bs.

[mental6132]

HONESTLY! Judges should be like him, quit wasting your time on being polite man, tell the truth and let people know if they can sing or not, otherwise u'll never know if you actually have talent. just fucking be honest...

[SugarBombs89]

@mental6132 The X-Factor's only half about talent, the other half is watching judges throw insults at unworthy contestants.

TV is made up from conflict and drama. Which is why the pre-judges (which you don't see on the show) actually let the shit contestants through. They go on TV and give an awful performance then get slated by TV judges.

It may be truthful, but it's completely set up for conflict only to provoke a reaction either anger or sadness.. It's just TV trolling

[ftlptba]

2:54 simon looks like an apple employee lol

[DanielVonPalota]

Utterly good Simon, UTTERLY!

[ButterandJamz]

gotta love simon

[PrincessMonmonmizati]

i swear i just saw david archuleta.

[arualHM]

3:13 she was with other girl again, right?

[MsLenobia]

@arualHM

yes, with her sister as I know:)

[universe112]

I like it when Simon tells the truth about awful singing, but when he makes fun of peoples appearance, I think that's to far. People NEED someone to tell them they can't sing! What if Simon was like all their family and friends and said they were good singers? They'd be living a L I E !

[spartanses]

he loves doing this so much. no wonder he spends £500k each year on his own security

[taitinator1]

only reason people watch the show is to see people get owned by simon...

[MegaD0GZ]

Simon must get lots of death threats haha

[anonymousQ45]

Simon is just too real

[Shadowpuppet7x]

ballz of iron? 3:06 best insult ever.

[The101babycool]

lmfao!!!!!!!

[LukeCropley]

KEEP PRESSING 9

[zahraismail]

the first goup what the hell: LMAO

[Stingyray1]

1:45 My sphincter closed up and may never open again.

[Mr123yournamehere321]

press zero to see simon be a horse

[surfric]

disillusioned? or delusional. if you're going to insult people get it right simon

[Flipperlikesdipper]

this is why buzzers were invented . . .

[Grandmasdolls]

my idol XD

[rofsi29]

EVERY audition is the worst audition Simon has ever heard!!! xD

[hoodsistersr4life]

was that david archuleta !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[justgames123]

hes not being rude just sayin the truth after all'truth hurts'

[KesTLuck]

i would kill my self if he were my dad

[Amanda5901]

@KesTLuck Ahahahhahaha

[springie6879]

its a bit like ordering a hamburger.. and only getting the bun :D

[xNicolex10]

@invitationsent

The song playing in the background was toxic by britney spears. but if you're talking about the girl i have no idea

[megadethhangar]

Simon's head is pretty damn big head if u look closely! haha he's cool!

[SuperTzippy]

simon i really love u,  n i love that u tell the full truth, but u gotta be a little sensitive about it , u relly hurt peoples feelingd!

[invitationsent]

does any one know the name of the singer at 1.10 pls ? tks

[Romeu021]

''You're too old to be a pop idol'' lol that was so unnecessary.

[TheArg17]

@Romeu021 I think he said she was 'too old to be a barbie doll'. Whatever that means.

[Romeu021]

@TheArg17

Hmm, I guess you're right. The brits speak too fast, it's kinda confusing

lol

[177987auprr1]

Thumbs up if Simon Cowell should be a comedian.

[HMKain]

look at his face :O

he's not happy

[Maggotsolider777]

one of the worst I ever heard.

you shouldn't even be alive you sniveling little creep.

I hate you so much, that I want to shoot you, in your face.

[DJSkillMoves]

More like "A couple hundred things to say to Rebecca Black"

[TheOfficialRoseEmran]

At the beginning of the video, Simon says, "Robert, you just ruined my favorite song of all time." what song was that? lol.

[DarrylA95]

Who's simon cowell?

[TheMusicObsessedGirl]

Awwwww......isnt Simon nice?!? ^.^

[DntTlkAbtFightClub]

You're too old to be a barbie doll sweetheart... so epic.

[BankzZ89]

1:06 ROFL ROFL!

- Yes!

- What?! :D :D :D

[ryujenshogun]

on 1:31 did she just asked simon to *UCK her>??

[NaruyashaXChisengan]

A hichuahua trying to be a tiger...HAHAHAHAHA

[EyeHeartSUSHI]

"I think you're probably the most disillusioned group of ppl we've had in this competition.. and that's the truth.. I think the group is horrendous.. You have absolutely ZERO edge, NO originality.. I think individually you're weak, I think as a group your even worse.. Absolutely ZERO chance of you guys ever ever EVER having a successful career..." LMFAO hahahah :D

[monicasocal]

lol "i dont know its just you!"

[RedZone231]

he looks so old in the beginning of the video. botox does its magic afterwards.

[ICHScheerleader]

SIMON IS SO HOTT!!!! ♥

[Ceaaa22]

1.43 ...Worst group performance ever.

[Oxocubesrule]

It's funny because he can do exactly what he wants because each one of those people sign a contract when they sign up for the show.

I think it's also funny how Sharon argues with him and he just completly blows her out of the water... What a man :D

[aelgould]

"It's like your lights are off"

"I agree"

"Well we are all happy then"

LOL

[AirborneRangers75th]

There has to be an app for this

[MrSimo552]

To be able to crush and shatter peoples lifelong dreams within a 20 second rant to them would be a dream come true for me....simon cowell your a fucking hero keep it up

[marshmalows88]

yes.WHAT?

[InfectiousRobert]

I LOVE this man.

[GamerGod9590]

1:24 lmao

[Forscutt69]

0:33 david archaletta. b4 he got famous

[JDKnightGames]

LMFAO immediately at 3:08 HAHA