Hilarious Dubbed Jesus Movie

[gloriaforgold]

rooofl! Why Am I laughing so hard?

[whatevernephilim]

Fuck you ewwww ew ew! Love that song

[Dubs541]

I think this is funny and as Christians there is no reason to get offended at anything. :)

[JayEEisawsome]

My youth group saw this at camp berea!

[bombshellpeacock]

hahaha funny clip well anyways, happy Good Friday boys and girls :D

[davidls11]

Thomas: Let's nail him to something.

Andrew: OK, but someone else will have to do the hammering. My finger still hurts.

[chopstix720]

"I have healed many people o diseases" Omg this whole thing had me in stitches Great JOB!

[dogooda12]

"Time to pay the piper"lol

[oldstock1607]

well done. Anyone saying this isn't funny has a lame sense of humor.

[bearddys1]

made by a dickhead with no humour

[caseyspaos]

poor audio. not funny, let alone "hilarious"

[randomactsok]

lmao

[ooosteve]

these dubs arent funny, nice try, but not really even enough for me to crack a smile. Pretty disapointing for a jesus dub!

[krissy4nik]

why does jesus sound like george bush sr ?

[hustlax16]

Offensive...

[krissy4nik]

@hustlax16 it offends me that this offends you

[SunflashMace]

@hustlax16 This was done by a Christian ministry group. It was done as a humorous piece to display how the world tends to stereotype Christianity.

[dogooda12]

@SunflashMace O cool!! I love this vid always leaves me in stitches!!

[GDWbitch]

lol forgot ur name so its off the hook for now lol

[neezer723]

OMG LOL stop it LOL the voices are killing me LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sfuchs413]

I love this. Thank God for a sense of humor. <3

[MrPhsyco911]

jacob I don't mind you saying my name but not when you stub your toe,HA! HA! HA!

[LuccasArilius]

Frank, you know what you did. I just can't repeat it because... I'm Jesus. LAWL

[beth50179]

lol!!

[HumilityInChrist]

Time to pay the piper. . .epic

[seldencraig]

Berry nice!!!

[BobTHEPotatoPickle2]

They showed this at my friends youth group the day I went! I think it made my life! :D

[crackrockstdy89]

Ha that was fucking hilarious. Finally, a funny movie-dub on youtube

[spacepolic29]

they showed this atmy church. I was rolling on the floor laughing.

[gwm2010]

crazy.

[ORUPRANKSTAZ]

Made by a youth group. lol Thank God someone gets it..

[XxxBOOKWORMx2012xxX]

it was only 1 cigarette

i heard tht

lolxDD

ur all evil there is no hope thnk u

[XxJoe1792xX]

LMAO!!!!!

[HighGuy23]

sounds like that creepy long finger guy, salad fingers maybe

[HighGuy23]

wicked 5/5!

[deck2233]

Best dub ever

[MandaloreM81]

frank you know what you did i just can't repeat it cause im Jesus lol

[DaschundLover87]

"it was only one cigarette" "I heard that" lol hilarious

[MelissaJane01234]

"I have healed many people o' diseases"

so great

[steve7onfire]

That sounded like Truman Capote!!!!

[yournightmare36]

i think its salad fingers!

[yournightmare36]

HILLARIOUS VID.....best voice

[LethalSystem]

hahaha....good job!

The voice was just perfect.

[cherylkristies]

Made by bible school students

[Fma42081]

is there a reason Jesus sounds like the son of ross perot & Mr.Rogers rather then son of god? Lol

[samaeldestroyer]

Salad fingers?

[bailong329]

They actually played this in my church to illustrate that if Christ was really like this I think he would be awarded the biggest jerk in the universe award because he would be this way with everyone. Aren't you glad that the one we all know isn't like this.

[axlisback99]

im just glad i dont believe in the sham we call religion. all it does is force man to kill eachother over eachothers ridiculous beliefs since we learnt to write bibles, korans and scriptures. you guys just make money from it, where does all that church money go?? duno!?, but why is the vatican more powerful than most small countries? justify it, then answer in a christian passage, without blaming it on others.... i'll wait till you guys make up some bullshit and claim its in the bible lmao

[bailong329]

Well let me ask you this before I answer your questions. Is it the people who believe in the religion that are doing what you say they are doing or is it the religion itself thats doing this. The truth being told I think christ hated religion. No more is this made plain then in the 7 woes where he confronts the pharisees on their actions and how they represent god. Don't get me wrong because there is a difference between hating religion and not believing in god as Jefferson Moore Pointed out.

[bailong329]

I think its interesting how as a society ( so I am not pointing fingers anyone person I am saying we are all to blame for this one) we find it easier to blame an Idiology( or even a religion) for existing or past problems rather then the individual person. Here is a good ex: We blame Muslims for 9-11 when in reality only a quarter of muslims are considered violent extremists despite the media portrayel.

[Chalkie2000]

A quarter is still a hell of a lot of muslims. And until the remaining 75% stand up and denounce the extremists, basically excommunicating them from their religion, they will get no sympathies from me. And don't think I'm anti-muslim, the same thing goes for the catholics and all other religions as well.

[bailong329]

Yeah but the question still stands is it the follower or is it the religion itself thats causing all the wars. Let me drive home my point. In the Koran and Jewdiesm as well Christianity preach that whoever destroys one life destroys the world and whoever saves one life saves the world. Its no secret you can look it up. So in Defence of religion its the follower. Oh yeah and to many muslims they consider the extremists to be their own rednecks.

[jakechar23]

too your comment 3 months ago, it is not the followers fault, it would be the religion as they base their decisions on this religion, and as most of us can accept as the truth, religion is not definate, it is determined based on no fact and coincidences that may occur in time that might have been "predicted" however many of these prophecies are not found in any religious documents merely made up to keep the faith alive

[bailong329]

Religion comes from a greek word meaning to be bound to or to bind. And your comment on prophecy try again. Your not doing your homework. And as we all know in a Court of law there is only one truth, and if it is the religion then why is it that many of the followers don't seem to be following the teaching.

[jakechar23]

For human are free thinking, yes it the individual took part in blindly following a religion but when look at the Bible the individual isn't susposed to question "God", so in this sense they both play a part. A human should always question and they will untill they reach an definate answer. Like "Why would God not want me to question him if he is without fault?" and the answer is clear, he is with fault. We cannot prove or disprove there is a creator, don't make ur decisions based on a book

[bailong329]

your trying to say that the follower and the religion support each other. In Jesus's teaching and he does say this in where the story called the Lord of the Sabbath. He says the Sabbath was made to BENEFIT man not the other way around" and in this case it doesn't go both ways either. The relevance of this story was that the Pharisees were trying to condemn Jesus for gathering food on the Sabbath and Jesus reminds them that David (a highly revered and respected King)

[bailong329]

ate the sacred bread within the temple on the Sabbath when he was fleeing from Sal. He did this because he was hungry. So his point was if Jesus was guilty then so was David that is if man was made to benefit religion.

[IronChariots]

Wow. That's deep, man.

[irishhgirl]

what if god actually retardedly talked like this omg funni stuff lol

[ledinghat]

loved it!!!!

[bffmlkd]

nice,,

[fudgedogbannana]

God probably created humar as well i'll bet Jesus could have a good chuckle over this one .I sure did, thanks

[ActuallyAlastair]

@fudgedogbannana

He also created grammar.

[lolabunny41378]

this made me laugh so hard i have tears..lol

[alex112576]

This is so wrong in so many ways, but its SO FUNNY!

[rproono]

i think it was a bit funny at first, but then it got old and misrepresented lol

[johnbest135]

What if jesus really talked like this?

[squirrelygirl816]

this is definitely how the catholic religion represents Jesus - not explicitly, but that's how it feels to go to a mass.

[SternMann93]

Hilarious! :D

[JOSCHILD]

make another one XD

[JOSCHILD]

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[fettfan91]

i saw this video years ago

every time i show it to someone new they laugh hysterically

to the guy who originally dubbed this video: GENIUS!

[jesushatesme666]

Im just making fun of religion with the name basically

[1moreAtheist]

yea religions are manmade

[jesushatesme666]

Um no. Im good haha

[jesushatesme666]

How can something none existent love you? :)

[sgard0158]

jesushatesme666... are you an atheist? Do you just hate religion? Or are you a satan fanatic? The 666 makes me wonder, because... really, if you are acknowledging their is evil...wouldn't it make sense that their is good? ...just a thought.

Also...to hate Jesus, is acknowledging Him... if your point is that you "hate religion" ...well, Jesus agrees with you... I do too.

It is good News! ...Jesus was against religion!

[sgard0158]

their= there... lol

AND!

Download "The God Debate" (The Meeting House - Bruxy Cavey) off of iTunes... it is free, and it addresses all the big issues surrounding Atheism, religion and God.

I promise it is interesting and worth listening to.

[sgard0158]

One more thing...

just to make a point...

Jesus was crusified....yes? (that is how the story goes...)

Ever wonder why? (and I don't mean to save the world...which is true) BUT... I mean why would the religious leaders of the time want to kill him? Right? If Jesus was religious, there wouldn't be a problem.

BUT... Jesus opposed religion and threatened their Jewish Torah, territory, traditions, and tribes with the message of love he taught.

BECAUSE he wanted to end religion...he was killed.

[GuacamoleChampagne]

I love the chatholic jesus

[fettfan91]

epic

[apbf]

i thought zombies only wanted to eat your brain? and here i was, all close minded.

[crazylikesistas2015]

haha this guy christian showed us this at our winter retreat hilarious!!!

[goprls247]

yo were you at breakaway, and the guy was named Fred Lynch??

[chasedawayagain]

"I know what you did, but I just can't repeat it because I'm Jesus."

HA

[munnst3r]

I HATE JESUS! AND ALL CHRISTIANS

[chasedawayagain]

...poignant.

[notsoezdz]

soooo funnnyyyy

[strtsk8er05]

well alrite its time to tell u all wut i did wrong since the last time i saw u, and dont try and hide because im jesus and ill find you) and frank you kno wut u did i just cant repeat it beause im jesus LOL

[bombjigiti]

"I don't mind you saying my name but not like you stubbed your toe."

LMFAO

[Ravenq222]

Lol, funny! Stupid Jesus...

[kaylaemilie]

ummm Funny but sin! im christan but its not a sin as long as i didnt make it up so LMAO!

[tlv156]

"and you i can't even remember your name so your off the hook" hahaha, i love this video, great work, the volume is my only complaint, but its funnier than hell.

[lisalbrown2]

anything is funnier than hell.

[ohdearitsbrooke]

i will never ever be able to watch this video and keep a straight face. hahahahaha it's sooo freaking hilarious.

[greystreeter41]

There's that! There's that!

LMAO

[ohdearitsbrooke]

hahahahahahahahaha every time i watch this i crack up. this is amazing.

[Smeg129]

GTFO Jesus Fag

[snakemasterjr]

what is wrong with u people jesus loves hes kind he gave his life for u and all u do is make fun off him if u dont repent u will perish

[beinsjm]

Oddly enough... I'm not worried.

[ajtaggs]

well lets hope he has a sense of humor, obvioulsy some of his followers don't...

[jonescalypso]

I find it funny cause I'm sure somewhere inside he had thoughts like this <:)

[rossobass420]

Hahahahah!!! Jacob, I don't mind you saying my name, but not after you stub your toe. Hahahaha, so awesome.

[glamorous1984]

lol. love his voice!

[captmicha]

Man. Jesus is a real downer...

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[matholomue]

"Do you think he can fly?"

[DanielWarPig]

"All right, listen up, listen to me, I'm Jesus, listen to what I have to say. I have done many wonderful things. I have healed many people of diseases. I have performed many miracles, so that I can tell you this: You're all evil, there is no hope. That's it, thank you." hahahahahaha, fucking brilliant

[k8tieee]

ahahahahah

this is classic

[Kazumeco]

lol

[6robert6ramirez6]

Funny

[azbest1238]

We felt a sleep in church.... Didn't we... Yes we did...

lol

[HuslaGKilla]

hahahahahahaha

[mattie2811]

And you, I forgot your name so you of the hook for now...

LOL

[dignityshmignity]

Sounds  like Jason from Home Movies

[Halal5]

Funny

[Marcello777]

"I forgot your name so you're off the hook" lol

[FoxyMamaRox]

LOL...."there is no hope". =P I know I'm going to Hell for laughing at this...

[Shalashaska315]

That wasn't that funny.

[541124]

blah blah blah blah!!! borrringgg

[nukefivesix]

why does jesus sound like george bush? but hey.. the real god is good!!

[towep]

Man that´s funny. Sounded like Andy Kaufman´s Latka.

he, he, he

[DesiBabaJi]

Very funny. Good job. :)

[thatcoco]

i wathced this in church yesterday! it was funny!!!! LOL!  :P

[jjcbss]

that's pretty funny

[IRockFilms]

"Alright listen to me, I'm Jesus, Listen to what I have to say."

Haha awesome...

[nebbie13]

"I don't mind if you say my name, just after you stub your toe."

They should do more of these. :_D

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[captainkirk33]

possibly the most amazing video ever........i've watched this thing over and over, and it gets better everytime. great work.......

[redrooster220]

halarious lol

[PartsUnknown]

they played this video in my church yesterday, they said it was ok to laugh.

LOL

[findo]

I'm glad to have found these again... I remember seeing them on the owner's website - they are not making fun of Jesus, but of people's misconceptions about him... brilliant.

[laspotts7]

Isn't it great that this is NOT the Christ in power?! Geat vid though.

[TheMessenjah01]

dear GOD this is hilarious hahahahaha

[Blackhawk1962]

When saw "Dubbed Jesus Movie" I thought, "Oh no...", but I watched it anyway and burst a gut!