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  • Sakura would have smashed his face into tiny pieces.

  • I saw this 3 days ago and I'm still laughing

  • Wat the heck he's smiling at :54

  • -After leaving the room-

    Ulquiorra: The bitch slaps me! No one has ever slapped me! Not even my father! Wait.. I have no father....

    *cries*

  • id be like WHY CANT AN HOUR PASS FASTER?!

  • If you haven't eaten it by then, I'll tie you down and force it down your throat.

    Me: Really? :D

  • i would be like..yes please tie me down haha

  • He should have just slapped her back. I'd be able to feel his satisfaction from my desktop

  • if only Bleach could have remained this interesting. the entire war arc and everything after it totally ruined the series.

  • NUTRIENTS! >=D BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Ha quand même elle a courut 2 mètre et donné une gifle et la voila éssouflé comme si elle avait couru un marathon ! j'adore cette fille.

  • i wonder what kind of food is that? is it human food? how can they get human food when they are in hm

  • 0:54 damn, it's sad to be an arrancar and have the job of a waiter, really, really sad.

  • BWAHAHAHAHA.

  • Ulquiorra's thoughts: Time for some S&M.

  • 0.54 Ulquiorra is... smiling?

  • @silverS1231 my god

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  • i wouldve beaten the fuzz out of her and then shoved the meal down her throat. not to mention to grab her stomach right out of her and pull it through her mouth. that doesnt sound too harsh, right? =^.^=

  • so he can dodge a fucking light speed sword swing which is coming the way that he is not expecting but he can't dodge a woman just takes one step and hits him as a normal bitch.

    -.-

  • @MegaAziz97

    he smiled, he likes it.

  • 0:54 appears that ulquiorra is smiling o.o

  • When he looks at her at 2:46 all I could think was "RAPE TIME" lol

  • "Should I shove it down your throat?"

    SHOVE WHAT? ;)

  • @snuglypug FOOD!! HE MEANT FOOD!!! OH MY GOD!! WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IN MY HEAD?!?!?! YOU'RE EVIL!!!! (secretly laughing my ass off btw)

  • Man.. I miss the older episodes.

  • lol i love ulquiorra and orihime <333

    i never got her and ichigo... mostly coz they look so alike they could be related -_-

  • Orihime: Sado-kun isnt dead

    Ulquiorra:blankly looks at her

    Orihime:Sado-kun isnt dead

    Ulquiorra:wtf do you want me to say bitch?!

    Orihime:oh i want you to say hes not dead please?!

    Ulquiorra:*slaps orhime* shut the fuck up bitch! * walks out *

    orhime: * dials mom * mom x sob x my dead boy friend slap me i need my blanket waaa

    lol!!!

    orhime:

  • Orihime:*slaps Ulquiorra*

    Ulquiorra's face doesnt move

    Orihime:*slaps again*

    Ulquiorra just blankly looks at her

    Orhime:WTF?! wats your face made out of?!! *continues to slap*

    Ulquiorra:...thinking while orhime slaps him.... oh its made of steel

    lol!!!

  • Orihime :*slaps Ulquiorra*

    Ulquiorra's face doesnt move

    Orihime:*slaps again*

    Ulquiorra just blankly looks at her

    Orihime: WTF? wats your face made out of?!!

    Ulquiorra:..thinking.... oh steel

    lol!!!!

  • Orihime: *slaps Ulquiorra*

    Iiyone (me): *Runs in* You little...!!!!!!!!!

    Ulquiorra: *grabs Iiyone* No, little sister, you mustn't kill her.

    Iiyone: The hell I do!!!!!!!!!

    Ulquiorra: Iiyone, no.

    Iiyone: FINE I WON'T!!!!!!!!! *pouts*

  • Orihime: *slaps Ulquiorra*

    Iiyone (me):

  • yeah cry bitch dats wat u get for slapping my man

  • haha she bitch slap him but she cant be hitting on my man like that ULQUIORRA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U LET HER DO DAT TO U omg if i just nvm

  • Guys you're all hating on Orihime. There's nothing wrong with her. I like her.

  • Ulquiorra is a pretty nice guy after all. He willingly, and secretly, moved his face according to her arm to lower the damage inoue would have done to her self. Seriously, if he hadn't, her hand would've surely broke. Don't believe me? Try it for yourself and go slap a rock full-force. This is a dude whose skin is hard enough a black getsuga tensho can barely graze it we're talking about here. Can inoue bitch-slap a getsuga? I don't think so >:D

  • @dududu9531 I agree 100% I read an essay someone said he let her slap him to break that shyness barrier and brought out her true strength. He knew he had it coming I am pretty sure that every bleach fan knows he could have easily dodged that slap, grabbed her hand and stared her down into a pool of jelly. Orihime needed to be in this situation so she can stop acting like a child and be a WOMAN (as Ulquiorra plainly calls her). So yeah Kubo you a genius and I love the way he did this.

  • @Tekari101

    Exactly. He can literally kill her with his thoughts if he wants to. He just let her have her "grow up" moment ._.

  • @Tekari101 Where did you read this essay?

  • @8744Maria Eh I cant remember the website I have read so many @_@ *read-a-holic much?* Just browse google for UlquiHime essays I'm sure you can find it. n_n <3

  • When I saw Orihime slap Ulquiorra when I was watching this episode, I was laughing for like 2 days! XD Too funny(: <3

  • Shes lucky it was Ulquiorra she slapped and not any of the other espada.. They would have been PISSED

  • food isnt the only thing ulquiorra would force down her throat

  • SHE DOESN'T DESERVE ICHIGO'S LOVE!!!!!

  • ...What the..

    The person that voice acts as Ulquiorra is also South and North italy from Hetalia but..

    Sounds nothing like them ; u ;''

  • "I'm coming in"

    WHAT THE-

  • ufffff toma ahí PA que te siga creyendo el bueno

  • I lik to see more of dis

  • Holy sh-t. First time I've seen her as a bad ass.

  • i flinched when she slapped him

  • given what?????!!!!!!! i would like to see her strapped down but give her what???

  • @Chosengriffin1

    probably injecting the food in her veins???

  • THAT BITCH! SHE DESERVES A CERO UP HER ASS!

  • I can't help it....they look good together. I wish Ulquiorra didn't have to die!!!

  • OH NO SHE DIDNT!!

  • What is she think who she is? Ulquiorra is better you Orihime.

  • 1:24 YES SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT YEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!

  • U GO ORIHIME!

  • 2:43 You guys probably thought i'm thinking "This is nothing" but inside, i was like "bitch, I'm gonna go Resurrection if you do that again"

    (Don't get it? Look at my username.)

  • @ImmaUlquiorraCifer lol thats really funny (i didnt get it untill i looked at ur name)

  • So what are you shoving down her shirt- I mean throat Ulquiorra?

  • lol if that was grimmjow she slapped shed be dead in an instant

  • @XtraNormalVideos888 I said if she dunks her head in a bowl of soup. That's the liquid. I know you can't die by simply holding your breath.

  • Amazing how easy it was for Orihime to slap Ulquiorra. Goes to show, he never had any bad intentions for her, otherwise I'm sure he would have reacted in some way. Not emotionally of course. But still.

  • Deep, deep inside of him, he was surely hurt....

  • I've only read the manga... but the anime... i almost died at the intensity.

  • i love that slap~!

  • He takes it like a man. LOL.

  • i'd love to see him tie her down.

  • @peachyness27 ...and force "it" down her throat. ;D

  • good job Ulquiorra. You handled that slap like a boss.

  • @Marrers

    Yeah... that's why I like him so much... :D

    He's indeed the best espada... even if someone thinks on him as... an emo. :P

    ok... Made orihime upset. pretty bad mistake...

    but she's lucky to just simply slap Ulquiorra and NOT Grimmjow... becuz the sexta espada would simply be really pissed off, LOL...

  • @Farlavor2

    Actually, he's the EXACT OPPOSITE of an emo :P

    Emos think about feelings, cry, cut themselves to show how much their hearts are hurt, and overall tend to be very fragile and easy to break down. Ulquiorra just doesn't give a damn about those. Heck, he doesn't give a damn about anything! He symbolizes "emptiness", and kubo described him as a "stone". He has no, or to be precise, conceals all of his emotions. Those who call him emo must be stupid D:<

  • true dats rlly true so hes like a goth or something?

  • @dududu9531 You're right... And that's HOW I like him... :D

    Ulquixhime 4 eva. :D

  • @Farlavor2 Nnoitora probably would've killed her if she'd slapped him. Stark probably would've pointed out that his hierro made that slap a waste of time.

  • Watching this video a second time, I noticed that he didn't just threaten to strap her down. The word he used was "shibari," which in modern parlance is the usual term for, among other things, bondage play between lovers.

    Just when you thought the sexual tension couldn't get any thicker...

  • @NephandiMan whoa, really? if that's the case then I wonder what Kubo really intended for this scene and what he wanted the audience to think....I hate when Kubo does things like this, he doesn't make his shit clear and instead confuses the crap out of us all...

  • It would be funny to resubtitle this scene so that Orihime slapped him because she found all the UlquiHime fanfics he put up online.

    Bonus points if she wonders why he hasn't done any of that stuff to her yet.

  • ulquiorra could've EASILY dodged that slap!

    i wonder why he did'nt

  • @IcyHitsu10 something to think about.....

  • THIS is what i believe===These two make more of an meaningful match more the her and Ichigo BECAUSE Schifer teaches her how to be a self defensive bad@ss(as shown from the contents of this video).

  • no this how it SHOULD have gone

    Orihime: -slaps-

    Ulquiorra:-slaps-

    Orihime: -slaps-

    ulquiorra:-slaps- BITCH SLAP ME AGAIN AND YOUR GONNA LOSE UR HAND

    Orihime:........-pinch-

    Ulquiorra: DID YOU JUST PINCH ME ಠ_ಠ

    Orihime: yes, yes i did

  • Anyone elts say "oh shit" when she slaped him?

    

  • Ulquiorra can tie me up ;P

  • @kinquenso 0.0

  • Ulquiorra can tie me up ;P

  • Shes so pathetic..I would've fucking kicked him in the balls...

  • @xXAxelKaulitzXx lol i would love to c that...

  • @xXAxelKaulitzXx keep in mind, ur a human, hes an arrancar. prolly has balls of hierro(hierro means iron btw) :P. besides he can very easily dodge.

  • Jesus Christ, bitch! Make a fist!

  • @blitz236 LMAO!!! this made laugh so hard

  • @bluRayne21 It's so obvious it hurts.

    It's the first thing my mother taught me.

  • Arguably... I thought it would turn out to be like the NCIS slap-a-thon between Abby and Ziva. XD

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  • *Hime slaps Ulquiorra*

    *Ulqui gasps and slaps back*

    *Silence as they both glare at each other*

    A few moments later...

    And there is no longer silence as they give in to their obvious sexual desire for one another -:}

  • Ulquiorra: -Says Line-

    Orihime: *SLAP!*

    Ulquiorra: *stares* Did you know what you just did to me??

    Orihime: Oh Crap!

    Ulquiorra: AIZEEEEENNNNN!!!!!!! *runs off running*

    Orihime: What shit did I bring myself into??

  • If she wanted to kill herself she could hold her breath until she faints, and put her face in her soup, or something. Bet they didn't think of that!!

  • @tnd436 It actually impossible to die by holding your breath (without any help of some sort of liquid or gas)

  • ulquiorra: now going to steal your virgenity. orihime's thought's:finally :3

  • Who say Orihime is a weak?!!She slap the 4th Espada!!!

  • @cozygirl47 That's probably why she cried when he left XD

  • If he's the 4th espada...couldn't he have dodged it ?

  • @anbucaptain3 He could, but I don't think he cares.

  • one problem with that idea Orihime: the slap must have hurt YOU WAY MORE THAN IT DID TO ULQUIORRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • @shinigami93772 Lol, the first time I saw this I thought that was the REASON she was crying....

  • @shinigami93772 Lol, the first time I saw this I thought that was the REASON she was crying....

  • .......i guess he really doesnt want her 2 eat the food so that he can do it himself!!! *perverted thoughts*

  • 0:53

    Ulquiorra: *prideful smile* "She'd better eat it because it was I who cooked this awesome meal!"

  • just wondering...does anybody knows what happened to Orihime's plan of reversing the existence of the hogyoku? cuz i just remembered that part, and it was kinda of pointless to say that line when she literally did NOTHING to make it happen -.- ps, as much as i dislike/hate orihime, this slap was pretty awesome :)

  • 2:36... owned!

  • LOL when he said "I will return in an hour" I thought: YOU GONNA GO CRY FOR AN HOUR CUZ IT HURT THAT MUCH?! xD

  • orihime just gave him a slap so why is she breathing so hard?

  • @inotosaka Hypervinalation probably. Or she was just so mad that she couldn't take it anymore and slapped him while having heaving puffs of breaths as the aftermath, Probably that:)

  • @TheShadowedkiss It could have been some combonation of the two.

  • damn ulquiorra = mindfuck much FTW :d

  • If hollow eats Human, I wonder what food is Ulquiorra offering to Orihime.

    However Orihime eats gross stuff like noodle with chocolate and mayonaise.

  • "I will tie you down and force it down your throat"....You just made him more exited with that slap Orihime!! :D

  • @EternalNyappy

    No kidding lol! That's some type of freaky! XD

    ...But did she mean to, is the question? ;3

  • Director: Okay, now slap him.

    Hime slaps

    Ulqui walks and says his line.

    Director: And cut!! Great but, Orihime, can we do that again? But slap him harder. Okay?

    Ulqui comes in holding an ice pack to his cheek "What?!"

    Ice pack falls to the floor.

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  • RIP: Ulquiorra, the most epic character in bleach.

  • @Hexumus soo true :( RIP ulquiorra 

  • xD I've not seen Bleach before, but when she refused to eat, i thought he was gonna say something like: Would you prefer it crammed down ur throat?

    I was almost spot on.

    BEST ANIME SLAP EVER.

  • Suddenly I feel bad for orihime

  • Orihime: *SLAP*

    Ulquiorra: "..." *Walks off*

    -door closes-

    Ulquiorra: Wahahahaha, why, Inoue, WHY?!

  • i think he enjoy that

  • he got bitched slapped

  • you can just feel the sexual tension in that slap

  • Is it just me, or did anyone else feel Ulquiorra's stare burrow into their soul when he glared at Orihime? The demonic aura in that room must have been intense as f*ck after that. O.O

  • @BowDownMortals *shudders in fear*

  • "Shall i force it down your throat?"

    That's what he said.

  • LOL!!!

  • ....O.O that sound....SHLAPP....

  • Ulquiorra, you deserved that slap. :3

  • It's hard to believe that's the voice of Fai and Italia...

  • @iamspawnofsatan666

    i agree!!! >< 

  • only ulquiorra can get slapped an walk out of the room leaving the impression that he did the slapping

  • thats what i do to break a momment

    *lots of boring talking

    me:man this is boring

    slaps somone ramdomly

    me:there better.now what were you saying?

  • Orihime: *SLAP!*

    Ulquiorra: ...Diden't hurt! *walks off stage*

    ...

    Ulquiorra: AIZAENN!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL THE ROOM GOT QUIET XD

  • i was so proud of orihime when i seen this!

  • lol i did that to my brother....he just looked at me and walked out the room.....then i heard him yelling 'OOOOOWWWW!!!'

  • *What should have happened*

    Orihme: *Slaps*

    Ulquiorra: *Slaps*

    Both: *Random makeout.*

  • That reminded me SO MUCH of Beauty and the Beast. At the end, I was just waiting for a talking wardrobe to pop out. xD

  • What episode number is this?

  • @CancerGirl1993 I think it's episode 159, might be mistaken though

  • @jpccolbeth Yes it is.

  • he didn't give her 2 options he gave her 1 the painful and violateing way >_<

  • i like ulquiorra but god damn he deseved that slap so much that i wish i had done it ^^''

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  • witch episode''s this??

  • bitch slap!!! >.<

  • put the volume up! OUCH THAT MUST OF HURT

  • ULQUIORRA DISLIKED THIS FIVE TIMES:D

  • @darkitten1i think that would hurt you more than him!! XD

  • I bet when ulquiorra left the room orihime started cradling her hand cause I think that slap hurt her more than ulquiorra ^^

  • I love this so much I wish she would not have ate so ulquiorra could have force fed her he is the best arrancar ever wish he did not die ( starts to cry ) and for all of you being mean to him his aspect of death is emptiness he doesn't understand emotions nor feel them

  • @ichigoamv1 actually satrk is the srongest arrancar

    

  • @ultimatehorseman117 stark may be the strongest in trems of from the start but ulquiorra had a second release that not even aizen knew about so he was stronger and how many anime are their were a person kills the main character twice

  • @ichigoamv1 well dbz but aizen knew about it he just didnt tell the other arrancars because they were probably gonna be jealous and its not stark its yammy hes the cero arrancar so hes the strongest of the all

  • @ultimatehorseman117 well i dont even think yammy was that strong but just huge and still ony took two capts. to be the s**t out of him even stark took 2 and 2 vizards both were old capts. to. But ulquiorra is, was and always we be the best in my book

  • This is, without a doubt, the single most badass thing Orihime has ever done. But still, to this day, I wonder what was going on through ULquiorra's head when she slapped him? And why did he let her in the first place? I know he wouldn't have been hurt thanks to his hardened skin, but such a blantant show disrespect... Ulquiorra seems to hold such things in high value. Respect for your superiors that is...

  • If i was orihime, i wouldn't eat any food til he gets back so he'd tie me down as he promised ;)

  • woooooo go Orihime slap that bitch lol

  • Hahaha ulquiorra is scary. But I'd totally get into his van :)

  • I bet he went and cried in a corner after that :)

  • YOU JUST BEEN BACK HANDED! BY A WOMAN PETHETIC LITTLE PEICE OF CRAP!

  • OMG

  • man and wife first fight XD<