Mastering Swedish lesson 3

[ellenpellenisking]

Varför hade han översatt sjömän till seamen & inte sailors? Det blir ju helt fel, han måste ju ha trott att han menade sperma.

[Nathiramisu96]

hahaha omg these sentences are really... bullshit xD

[SunkMan]

"Tjack...maskinen skenar..."

[Zimonzen8]

hahah första meningen så säger han skottar skiter helatin och käkar XD hahahahha

[evil001987]

He is supposed to say; the girls covered her buttocks.

but he says: the girls separated her buttocks...

[supercockencool]

HERREGUD XDXDXDXD

[HyporiZ]

man these lessons are made to screw u over, im swedish and i have problems pronouncing many of these sentences. i had a great laugh though :D

[azumwaterpokemon]

his laugh sounds like dopes! :D

[dzhabrail92]

Suveränt! I'm fucking crying)))))))))

[SubmissiveMistress]

Just because he laughs, I laugh too. Haha, this is hilarious, because I'm swedish. xD

[SWEViktor300]

Fy fan vad underbara videos!

[mangosuffle]

Seventeen embarrassed sixth-graders sing czech crapsongs <3

[timhasselgren]

is it jeremy clarkson ?

[najtrows]

@timhasselgren nope

[karlbertiljohnsson]

Schynah schöna chedeh fffffUck Off!!

[lntothe]

Contrary to common belief, these sentences are actually used in everyday conversation.

[supercockencool]

sjutton generade sjetteklassare sjunger checkiska skitsånger LOOOOOL

[AngryDajova]

@supercockencool *sjutton genererade sjätteklassare sjunger tjeckiska skitsånger... Få din svenska rätt! >_<

[AltoXn]

Actually, most of these phrases are used to make fun of the swedish language in sweden too

[escarieta]

skiva skära skinkan skevt HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JAG DÖR

[SuburbAllied]

those 23 who disliked this video also probability tried those sentence in their swedish mutual course test with same results as the guy in the clip and failed :D

[ThrowntoReality]

Ännu ett bevis på att schlager inte är världens mest populära genre, som vissa svenska kritiker verkar tro...

Yet another evidence that schlager isn't the most popular genre in the world, as some Swedish music critic seems to believe...

[Snower114]

Ty man, i have NEVER in my whole life laugh like this LOL

[Skywalker91]

"See you next time!" "NOO!"

I almost feel bad for the guy. :P

[ju4nk4r]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Schymans butt on the monitor charms the boss. Shame on you!

[Raibaru]

Shame on you!

[lafiglia100]

Den bästa: Chill boy, chili burns! XD XD XD

[Se1ander]

Shaktmaskininen skenar!!!!!!!

[JayKaine]

The English dude sounds like a right Twat!

[jackblackSE]

As a swedish person this is hilarious. Both since the phrases are insanly stupid and the noises this guy is able to make while trying to mimic 'em. 

[annelieliten87]

Hahaha! I think I'm in love. I can learn you. Hahahaha so sweet.

[ffsboom]

Even i can't say some of these at the first try and i'm a swede! And why would we even have to say these kind of things???? But to speak swedish good you should be moderatly good at these kinds of things i guess since we do have quite alot of tongue-fucking words

[KIKI231able]

repeant 0:31

[goatencopyrighted]

THIS IS THE BEST I'VE EVER HEARD OMG <3 THIS NEEDS TO BE SHOWN ON TV FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD

[ZmlAdventures]

WANNA hear swedish girls speaking reeeally bad english?

CLICK!!!

[Pr0rk3r]

almost every comment say AND IM FROM SWEDEN!! ohh stop it SHAMMEEE

[fuckthisnaame]

skiva skära skinkan skevt.

schchahraralsfar. HAHAHHAHAHAH

skynda käka kycklingsoppan!

skyyonda keka chyoikling shoppan!

love it, looooove!

[XxXEMOXxXish]

i totally love this shit XD

iam from sweden, so it sound so funny when they are talking swedish XD

[MsFormula1Fan]

sounds like jeremy clarkson?

[TheDukePuke]

I haven't cried this much since my grampas wedding

[Leongeds]

Schynda käka swycklingshoppan 8D

[Youghurt93]

hahahhahaha XD skynda swäka swyckling swoppan XD

[markrik1]

svikkling soppan xD

[Astrowater]

I laughed at the first one. Oh wow. Haha.

[mrnomore]

jag grååååååååååtre av skratt!!!!!!!!!!

[VoodooDipp666]

Skäääms xD

[menabooo]

det bästa är att de flesta svenska inte klarar av att säga de här meningarna utan problem :P

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The best part is that most swedish ppl can't say theese sentences without trouble :P

[Josefsson9013]

@menabooo So true :D

[TheLuulen]

haha ^^ Checka tjejer käkar tjocka kärringar xD (Hip girls eat fat hags)

[BlodigGurkFan]

Oh, I'm shitting on my chair~

[SamTheSwede]

I am laughing so hard I'm crying! And my neighbour is banging the wall to make me shut up! Dude, I love you!!!

[Jackmaundrell6]

I love him too! :D

[sjuttioelva]

this is so friggin funny! I live in the us, but was born in sweden so i know the language, and this is so hilarious!!

[engelbrekt01]

he's actually kinda good ;) i know that, since i'm swedish :) <3

[Tstar2]

checka chira käkar på shocka kärrinja

[pixelslyna]

HAHAHAH DÖR FAN

[halo0205]

1:24 to 1:43 LOL!! This is the best.

[Sk8tersss]

gah i love his laugh xD

[JakobiaP]

Ain't swedish fun :P

[Jarco45]

Seriously. I love this dude. If it would've been me trying to speak some random language ive never heard before i'd stop after the first lesson.

[Mayokitty7]

@Jarco45 You never heard of Swedish before?

[Jarco45]

@Mayokitty7 I am swedish. But i can promise you that i doubt this guy have heard alot of swedish. And i can promise i wouldnt be better at speaking russian or something.

[TheBaggy1337]

He sounds like jeremy clarkson!!

[halo0205]

@TheBaggy1337 I thought the same thing.

[luminoustarisma]

Schysst, bara komma med tungvrickare!

[liikafiliika]

the man who created these phrases must be a fckn brainiac....! :D

[iamzhippoppotimus]

I hope I never have to use any of these. EVER

[iamzhippoppotimus]

XD whut the hell

[GitarrSnubben666]

''Sjutton generade sjätte klassare sjunger tjeckiska skit sånger'' LOOL HAHAHA

[Tuxie]

@GitarrSnubben666 That's "Sjutton generade sjätteklassare sjunger tjeckiska skitsånger". Didn't you take lesson 2? :)

[Matsiiba]

The Swedish National Anthem [Vers 1] Du gamla, du fria, du fjällhöga nord. Du tysta, du glädjerika sköna. Jag hälsar dig, vänaste land uppå jord, din sol, din himmel, dina ängder gröna. Din sol, din himmel, dina ängder gröna. [Vers 2] Du tronar på minnen från fornstora dar, då ärat ditt namn flög över jorden. Jag vet att du är och du blir vad du var. Ja, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden. Ja, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.

[crazybarzul11]

@Matsiiba Jag städes vill tjäna mitt älskade land,

Dig trohet till döden vill jag svära.

Din rätt skall jag värna med håg och med hand,

Din fana högt, din bragderika bära,

Din fana högt, din bragderika bära!

Med bud skall jag kämpa för hem och för härd,

För Sverige den kära fosterjorden.

Jag byter den ej mot allt i en värld,

Nej, jag vill leva, jag vill dö i Norden,

Nej, jag vill leva, jag vill dö i Norden!

[cabba00]

Hahaha fyfan pissar snart på mig xD

THIS IS HILARIOUS!

[rugbyanden]

5:39 is SO fucking good :D

[Pr0rk3r]

hahahaha 

[Besomitrasero]

Can't - AHHAHHAHA - breathe - HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD

[Bjo15]

thats not that correct... i meen the swedish well the clip is old but seriously some of the words isnt used

[LePeintreOrageux]

@Bjo15

Just because you don't use some of the words doesn't mean that they don't exist.

Some of the words are (sadly) not used so much in colloquial speech - nevertheless, they are fully valid.

[lordabomity]

Where is this from?????

[Blizip1]

hahha gues the 21 ppl that did not like this is Finish gay fuckers who sit in a saunna and spank eachother whit rice!

[Frippot]

This is beyond words!XD Listening to this when you don't speak swedish must be really wierd. It is indeed a very strange language.

[tjugohundrakronor]

Is This Jeremy Clarkson ?

[gudn1]

@tjugohundrakronor typ

[lordabomity]

@tjugohundrakronor He sure fucking sounds like him!!

[BloodTal0n]

I assure you guys, these aren't really phrases we use THAT often ourselves... except the one with the ass on the monitor, SHAAME!

[mrrem98]

@BloodTal0n Det är ett skämt, man!

[Templarofsteel18]

När Skit shakt maskinen skenar kom så tog jag en klunk cola i fel strupe :P

[AnkanBertil]

"Sjutton generade sjätteklassare sjunger tjeckiska skitsånger."

HAHAHAHAHA. xD

[Templarofsteel18]

@AnkanBertil ja den måste vara en av dom bästa :P

[vigge83]

hahahahahahahahahahah jag dör!!!!!!!

[Jenkan93]

HAHAHAHAHH Man börjar ju gråta!! Så roligt är det!!!!! Haha omg rofl bbq!!

[Templarofsteel18]

@Jenkan93 håller fan med :P

[Sofie90]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Underbart!!!! :D

[StueyLestrange]

wifta qwifta shindig sheckling shag?..swedish is the best language ever invented and the people also rock :) lmfao at this

[swedentracknfield]

Han måste tycka att svenska är världens knäppaste språk :)

[XSatsukeX]

@swedentracknfield eller roligaste, så som han garvar ihjäl sig xD

[dekamonicuz]

@swedentracknfield ur en gramatisk ståndpunkt är de ju det

[william339]

"sjutton generade sjätteklassare sjunger tjeckiska skitsånger"

hahahahaahahahah

[95whiteFang95]

I havn't used ANY of theese phrases in English OR Swedish EVER!!! XD

[XxtrummsoloxX]

many sentences do I not even know what they say I am Swedish! .. some sentences are really difficult enough to say if you are swedish XD

[9mmMetal]

THESE ARE HILARIOUS

[SwedishTeenager]

Hahaha, I can´t breath!

Swedish rocks!

[livedandletdie]

oh I'm glad i found this one I may be swedish but I think that this is too funny to handle. The choice of sentencees will never be used in sweden. But I almost died watching it, I couldn't breath.

[Thunderfvck]

Sounds like Jeremy Clarkson & Hammond

[Kremite]

I'm crying of laughter xD can only say Hurray for us Swedes!!! xD hahaha

[ryhanix]

lol!

[swepower123]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO xD

[redfoxonstilts]

4:48 XD Poor guy

[redfoxonstilts]

"Now repeat it in Swedish" "Please..."

[LisaLarssonMusic]

hahahahaha jag kissar på mig

[tazera]

1:44

[Dr0wnedCat]

HAHAHAHHHAHA

I can't breathe!! XD

[ktrixter]

@aijaijvagrarfettbra Wrong, he says "tjommen" which is an swedish word for friend from like the 30's.

[chuFFisTwo]

fragile prostitute manages the pirate's schedule.

[trixi0n]

hahahahahwa!!!!! OMG

[aijaijvagrarfettbra]

at 2:38 he says "Chilla shonnen, chili känns" which actually is a kind of immigrant-swedish language, in sweden most commonly called "Rinkebysvenska".

Here are some other slangs which is used by immigrant-swedish speakers:

For example: "baxa" In English: "to steal" In Real Swedish "stjäla"

"guzz" ENG: "girl" SWE: "flicka/tjej"

"göt" ENG: "a womans butt" SWE: "tjejrumpa"

"aina" ENG: "police (cops,pigs) " SWE: "polisen (snut, gris)" CAUTION: Saying this to a cop is NOT appriciated.

[qunax79]

@aijaijvagrarfettbra Tror faktiskt det sak vara "Tjommen"

tjomme (vard.) karl, man, kille, snubbe, typ, figur; kamrat, polare

[evelynacandy]

the best lesson!!I don't understand a thing! I only laugh!!!!!hahahahaha

ok english in Sweden.....

[marinac2008]

Bloody hell the bulldoser is lose!! xD

ahahahah

[MsSwedenRock]

haha. It sounds funny when he tries to speak Swedish. xD

[Abletocreateart]

OOHH!! MY!! GOOD!!! I'm swedish and i think this is one of the best videos of all time!!!! xD

[ThrowntoReality]

"I'm falling and I can't get up!"

Hahaha!

[s0fan]

Who is this english dude? I LOVE HIM! <3

[Se1ander]

@s0fan

It sounds a bit like the american comedian Reginal D. Hunter....

[Cpbarbro]

@s0fan hes my sister husband, alistiar

[MrJarlau]

@s0fan jeremy clarkson? xD

[LinkinParkkkkk]

Sjutton generade sjätteklassare sjunger Tjeckiska skitsånger! BÄST XD

[Alecs1122]

hahaha

[TxcxT]

wtf is this shit?

[Hadmin]

I'm having as much fun as you do listening to this >D

[DxBALLxD]

shacktmaskinen tjenar xD

see next time in lesson three ''NO!!''

[Fyrtornet1989]

Bad Dialect... Woulda been easier with real swedish =D

[Nordungen]

skäääms...!

[obsc3n3skull]

Dialekten är rätt svår...

[ecchibanzaii]

Now repeat it in Swedish!

[iPodonrunescape]

You don´t have to speak that formerly (luckily) :)

[xein89]

im swedish and this is the funniest shit ive ever seen! im falling off my chair from laughter!!!!

[Katjing]

"We would like to apologize for the difficulty level of this lesson in advance."

Well what can I say, they were right to do so :p

[Nefus2]

Dialekten även mig att tycka det lät svårt.

[iRawrsome]

Va?

[Nefus2]

@iRawrsome

Ops. Det skulle bli: Dialekten "fick" även mig att tycka det lät svårt.

[fjumse123]

1:52 skynda käka schwickling shoppan

[verbrecher18]

u swedish cunt

[fjumse123]

haha! u brittish faggot!

[deusAtheismus]

SO FUCKING FUNNY. Alltså, vad roligt jag har... det måste vara den roligaste språkövningen.

[rodieki]

HaHa ... klockren ... och skoja inte. De måste haft roligt när de gjorde den där övningen.

[Mwwee95]

HAHAHA Så jävla kuul asså

[MsSweetieSwede]

jag döööööör, hahahahahhahaha

[ellenlob]

ursäkta stavfel. som allvar tex.

[ellenlob]

okej, så skottar skiter gelatin och chedar? det var något nytt....

[pimixx]

Så du tog detta på största allvar eller?

[ellenlob]

Okej, du tror att jag är blåst och tar detta på alvar om jag fattar rätt? Men jag är inte den blåsta som tror attd en andra är blåst för att den andra som inte är blåst använder något som är typ ironi?

[VikingaBlodSverige]

ehm va ta de en gång till

[BoyInTown]

Hahahahahaha alltså fan min mage XD Så jäävla roligt!

[joancarlson]

What is funny is the announcer (not SnowBear) sounds like Eric Idle doing an american accent... Demon with scurvy?Yeah, whü hnü - that Swedish can be used for such comedy. Tho I've made fhun hof hidt bfhöre - fshöre. And I've transitioned and my favorite is Bear's disbelief and laughter - priceless

[schoultzan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I`ve watched the first, second, and now the third of this videos, and I find it so fucking hilarious... really, you should have a caution board! One of the reasons I find this so funny is due to the fact that I understand both the swedish and the english part.. Oh, and if I forgot to mention, this is absolutely 100% amusing

[Nokkoz4]

roflmao!!!!

[TeoTorriate]

"Skiva skära skinkan skevt". Jovars xD

[Freshbott2]

This is fucking hilarious!

[SubaruOfTheTriad]

"Buy seven kilos of amphetamines."

"WOT?!"

XD

[Maxen89]

@SubaruOfTheTriad

Köp sju kilo tjack

[FaderSemen]

För att det ska vara klurigt att uttala.

[chrisearnshaw]

i've fallen and i can't get up ahahahaha

[SubaruOfTheTriad]

Please explain to me just how the hell you found that boring. XD

[thisvice]

This shit should have a warning sign on it i almost passed out

In Swedish 4 fun ^^

den är skiten borde ha en varnings skylt på sig, jag svimmade nästan

[Sinller]

I've never laughed this much in ages! This is nothing but pure awesomeness!

[csmaeh]

E de inte Sjuttisju sjösjuka sjömän sköttes av sju sköna sjuksköterskor i Shanghai :p Finns väll massa sånna ifs.