Girl Scout Cookie Bitch Girl

[XoXoKalizzle]

I made a twitter back in 2009 that I still have because of this video

[bellingerga]

"girl scout cookie bitch girl" epic title win

[SharkBait1041]

hahaha! "link in the sidebar" gosh... how long ago was that???

[CookieItsTime]

BACK HAND HER!!!

[HPfan3018]

1:40 - 2:14 I was laughing hysterically

[misshannahbellie]

sidebar. lol.

[dominiquesneh]

This guy reminds me of Jim Carey

[taylortot143]

<3 Still one of my favorite videos



[LyndaleAvenue]

You look like the lead singer of Cobra Starship

[MegaWIZZLEDIZZLE]

"So mom are you proud of me ?"

"I AM SO PROUD OF MY SON FOR BEING A MEGA MO " LMFAO

[kittilswag]

@Trancewing 

[JohnSarge13]

this video is the reason i made a twitter

[MimieeeForTomorrow]

Best video you ever made mac. <3

[kittilswag]

I remember watching you when i was a kid. The good old days......

[raj0tte]

lol this was random

[angrysheepknowsbest]

JAMES FRANCO????????

[KandiClark123]

hahaha i love this video, and all of his videos, he is WONDERFUL XD yeah.... wonderful is the word i am looking for

[Unicornglitter01]

I used to be a girl scout! I wouldn't terrorize ppl to buy cookies I would harass them

[AssKickingGamer]

@Unicornglitter01 ...but your cookies were good :)

[28zombielover]

u look like jim carry

[nicnoc555]

Haha!(: I Love 0:37 to 0:48 Haha "Fuck... I Dont Live here"

[kingjoseph99]

girl scout cookies......best fucking cookies ever,,,,

[vanillacupcake23]

i love how davedays doesn't even care hes just like whatever call me pot head :)

[imacatimakittycat101]

I would still wish to get close to you in a sexual way. o-o. Kidding. Kinda.

[werkthatshizz]

i love you videos so much!

[lhoward12]

4:00 "OW Mother effer!"

[shortymiget52]

You: if you wanna get closer to me...

Me: YES!!!

You:... in a non sexual way....

Me: awww

[emmsstter]

hahah your mom sounds like marge simpson

[KateriNicole07]

omfg i completely forgot about these videos. i love refinding things i used to love :D

[meganmcpeanutbutter1]

30F is warm in north dakota!

[beautifulgirl5523]

your soo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

[livelifepurplefully]

..... i miss the side bar

[rebeccasdead]

love u never stop making videos ur amazing xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxx

[annasuzanna88]

hah, I would come closer to you in a sexual waaay , if I could :D

[tootallturner]

where did you get you shit from

[KarKar718]

hes sexy.. i would have his babies... hahaha xD

[tragkat16]

Oh gosh, your amazing! and your look like Jim Carey.... except cuter! :D

[TOTALLYGMO]

i use to want to be girl scout but there were no troops where live i think but then i would be a cookie selling bitch girl but if i were a girl scout i would say to my troop leader "fuck the badges i just came here for the cookie money you bitch".HAHAHA!!!!i bet you fred would call you for pot and davedays is cool

[MichiyoChan007]

thumbs of if you dont even remember the side bar... :D

[Phanaoshot]

I wanna get close to you in a sexual way.

[turtlelovr82]

Who Doesn't Look Down When Your ON the Bottom Of The Stairs!!! xD

[loafofbread300]

His mom is from the Simpsons!

[JFKdancer14]

haha "if you don't know what twitter is" oh 2009

[ItsMsDori]

Press 1 again and again for retard.

[viaskylar]

Hah, Some Girl Scout Cookie Bitch girl..

Hah, hey guys.. if you wanna get closer to me, in a non-sexual way.. i have a twitter..

ha. thumbs up if you DO wanna get closer to him in a sexual way! :D

[wacka1342]

no im out of pot wait what?!!

[FlyingForFish]

Man, I watched this when it was uploaded

[santoroguida101]

Were you sick ?

[CrazyAce16000]

0:47 "I dont live here" lmao !

[AnddySixx94]

Rofl. omg. <3

[MissBurberry100]

Cookie Bitch Girl hahahaha

[TheStankenfrien]

Sidebar, HA!

[GMTennisace1993]

You have the straightest teeth I have ever seen.. haha my friends and I were watching your videos and that's what we noticed most. Not a bad thing at allll :)

[marxgore]

hey girl scout kookies ingredients are probally on the box

[TheAngryman45]

thumbs up if you watched supreme dark lord_dragonslayer_3.14859

[Thecheezmama]

okay I have a million qustions about the girl scout thing if you just look at my comedy stuff you can learn what comedy Is

[shorty39100]

he is fuunny



[lisalisa817]

awwwww hes adorable

[AlphaDog2011]

they do sell them in stores

[Kxdiak]

gay fag bitch

[AmirulNaimNasir]

spam 1 for retarded guy

[indiechick334]

I wish I knew more than a thermometer....

[dracon7474]

siick shirt dude

[TnTgurl22]

u look lik jim carey

[032326]

now u look stupid cuz theres no side bar n e more xDDD jk g8 vids tho :)

[xXElena1648Xx]

your mom sounds like marge from the simpsons... ps.. your adorable smile just killed me <3

[Sunsiilk]

" Dave? Hi what's up? no I don't have pot, what? WHAT ?" <3

[allibby95]

your cute(:

[AsphixiatedErika]

He looks like my ex, but hes cuter, and funnier. Hahaha.

[MrButterBrownies]

he reminds me of jim carrey/kylemonkey :D

[raddd182]

ya that guy that was lookin at you..that was me sexy..

[Mrchubster1]

Wat is the name of the song at the beginning!!!!! please any1

[SunDrop423895783290]

@Mrchubster1 So Obvious by Runner Runner

[ExtraCrispyPlayDough]

wats the name for the song at the very beginning

[abstractxXxsmile]

remember that time youtube actually had a side bar?

[blondekittyg]

@abstractxXxsmile I do ):

[Emalfly]

I hate girls scouts. I was one when i was 9 but only because my grandma made me! I hated it so freakin much. For one day a week for a freakin year i had to knit pillows, write poems about me feelings and spend evrey saterday selling cookies which i wasn't alowed to eat!

[SuperPreyMantis]

did you know that girl scotts fund obortions and plan parent hood ????

[xbubblesxxkatie]

if your a stalker, this is great

[alyssawisner]

Your effin hot!!! But u need a haircut lol

[DoritoFreak1]

"turn that dam thing off before I kill you........OW MOTHER EFFER!!!" --Classic--

[alyssaawillis]

that isn't your mom's real voice is it..

[JennaEquation1997]

are you high

[Stebbben]

he reminds me of tosh.0

[Msiloveuable]

DUDE UR FUCKING HOT!!!

[MikeTehV]

these are the vids we want again!

[purplegiraffe303]

In the picture in the begining, it looks like he has a REALLLLLLY fucked up boner.

[pponiegirl]

if u wanna get closer to me in a non sexual way i have a twitter. if u dont kno wat twitter is..its a way to get closer to me, pretty much. i update it frequently, like twice a day. just with random things like what i had for breakfast, who i had sex with, just things like that. if youre a stalker, this is great. :)

[gobble257]

cause i'm such a ballerr! (;

aha

[ZyTroNiiK]

i typed "asdfghjkl" in the search bar, and got here.

[MakaveliGotGlockz]

@ZyTroNiiK yep same for me

[MPJRules]

its30 degrees and you call THAT cold???

[jhurst111]

i typed asdfghjkl and clicked the first video... i wonder why this came up

[b4mv4e]

at that tempeture im dancing outside in a tanktop and mini shorts

[Sarthanan]

@b4mv4e Fahrenheit retard.

[MrExCon]

i searched "asdfghjkl" and this came up...

[briguyy2]

Thumbs up if you searched _asdfghjkl;'_

[SpanishPresent]

@briguyy2 Gosh, I wish he would upload ALL of his old videos, that are gone. Not to stalk him or anything... >:)

[bearhaulin120]

stole my comment bitch!

[dominoxlovex]

@Mrchubster1 @Sarina334

So Obvious-Runner Runner [:

their album drops on Feb. 15th.

[dominoxlovex]

:O watched this video years ago...

before i knew who RunnerRunner was...

and then i watched it again..

and..

the beginning?

So Obvious

[:

<333

[Ryoko1259]

1007 people are girl scouts. OBVIOUSLAY.

[xmyxnamexisxsasukex]

is the beginning song by runnerrunner? it sounds like it..

[dogstar800]

1,007 ppl are jealous of his new tshirt!

[mollykate970]

You. Are. So. Cute. :D

I agree with this person vvvvvvvvvvv (;

[EatSleepSurf69]

i wanna get closer to you.. IN a sexual way

[CaveManSweden]

FUCK YOU !! GAYLORD !!!!!!!!

[KittyKazooTV]

1- Play the video from the beginning

2- Hold down 1 (funny face), 7 (Really?), 8 (kind of looks wrong), and/or 9 (Uhhh)

3- Lol

[makemesmilesexy]

Big Booty Bitches! search it up....

[rodkill100200]

Link is not in the side bar! it's under you! :D subbed btw.

[achingfangs]

youu so rad.

[figtherthor]

i searched this:

asdfghjkl asdfghjkl asdfghjkl asdfghjkl asdfghjkl asdfghjkl

did you?

[KittyKazooTV]

@figtherthor Lol I just searched asdfghjk cuz i got really bored :b

[SuperMsHero]

aw motherff'er!

[Emzilyx3]

then she pulls this puppy dog face shit. :)

[Mrchubster1]

does any1 noe the intro song?

[patheticcliches]

he reminds me of Daniel Tosh

[patheticcliches]

he reminds me of Daniel Tosh

[fuzzypinktroll]

sex?

[Sarina334]

What is the song at the beginning of the video called?

[12moneymaker12]

i love how he says samoas and learn responsibility!

[134maggie]

u thinks it is cold it feels like -14 here in the winter and colder to sometimes

[livelaughluv24]

turn that damn thing off before i kill you...hahaha

[WaterX7]

@livelaughluv24 lol

[eLLoeMiLy]

I'd like to get closer to you IN a sexual way

[freshbxboy]

now that i look at it,link is in the bottom :)

[A1ll9e5n]

I just typed "asdfghjkl" into the search bar and this is what I got...

[Yashhh06]

To bad you cant upload twice a day

[whoop56309]

this dude is fucking gay

[Annickhoi]

2:40

[BigBen9719]

Thumbs up if first you watched that sonic video when you typed in asdfghjkl

[aehughes95]

sooooo hott. mmmm. (:

[thewaysofaskater]

i found this video by searching "asdfghjkl"

[Ambs11895]

omg ur sooo hot!! totaly watch my video pleaseee ;)

[aabear9]

WTF? I typed in asdfghjkl and i found this video...WTF is up with that?????

[donthateification]

@aabear9 hahahah me too!

[epiclystriker]

lol typed in

asdfghjkl

and found this video



[WTCCobsession1]

Ahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahshh­ahahahhahahahha... There is alot more of these

[ThePandadogz]

i knew it was yellow!

[GuatemalanPrincess23]

every time i watch this i always end up listening to "lips like sugar" right after it.

[gamerfady]

i cant believe that thats his VOICEEE !!!!!!!!

[boty2]

I searched asdfghjkl and this popped upp... Wtf

[myheartisacity]

fast fact : im pretty sure you're my soulmate .

[myheartisacity]

fast fact : i'm pretty sure you're my soulmate .

[SuperJamBam143]

YUR SO HOT!(:

[KittyKazooTV]

You know what's wierd about this? I searched "asdfghjkl" and it came up with this LOL :3

This guys is hot though! :D

[EpicSushii]

@KittyKazooTV I did to xD

[HDDemonicGaming]

i typed in the following- asdfghjkl - and it somehow got me to this.

[WTCCobsession]

I love Mac so fuckin much he is probably the HOTTEST guy alive!!!!

[amber13ist]

okseriously, does he know how damn hot he is?!

[BRiiandM301]

@amber13ist I don't think he does.......But let me tell him again Dude your hot :)

[Rosypetalsxx]

I love him, but he never makes new videos. ):

MAC COME BACK!!!!!!!!!

[Taylorswiftfan2231]

Haha. NICE

[3dgar2115]

i type in "asdfghjkl" and i got his video......

[nini073210]

@3dgar2115 lol i did the same thing haha

[aysha3394]

URS SO HOT <3 <3 <3 <3 sexual boi

[XXxxReynaRiotxxXX]

i typed in asdfghjkl and i got this lol tiiight :)

[worldthruwords]

@XXxxReynaRiotxxXX  me too!! lol

[aja9182]

i wish you didnt know how damn hot you are. because then you would be a lot more attractive. doesn't make sense? think about it.

[abcd99401]

this is gay

[lulu11003]

without the Fred voise your voise is very deep! :) love the vids

[c3j1sgirl]

I don't live here!

[austincrosley]

dear mac. i hope you read this. ive had an account for over a year but just started posting vids a couple months ago. in my opinion,my friends opinion and even in my familys opinion i have a very good sense of humor. i get told that im very funny (not to sound concieted) i was nervous to make videos because i thought that if other ppl watched me they wouldnt underatand my humor. you are the inspiration to my videos and you have gaven me the courage to make my vids.

[XxXilovemacXxX]

you like asking us if we like your huh?

[thebeanster98]

Possive COOKIE GIRL............. who has ... mental issues I don't know.

[S0FAKINGSOPH]

you're hot i want you. kthanks ;)

[SeivomProductions]

Thumbs up in my ass if you searched for asdfghjkl asdfghjkl asdfghjkl asdfghjkl asdfghjkl asdfghjkl

[lginther08]

i have never had a girl scout cookie, i guess they arent as out there in canada...

[LightBluStudios]

you like men

[xoleighsylvia]

your mum sounds like lisa nova's character squeegee gloss

[goofygirl1011]

im a girl scout,freaken dork

[kidgirl7]

@goofygirl1011 wh gives a sh!t?

[FreshNisaa]

-333333333333

[nollz69]

you have a cold