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  • A G-uh-reat Waugh!

  • hey guys you do know that if all the armies and i mean all of them gathered at one system for example all the chapters and all the craftworlds etc..... who do you think would win out of all of them

    orks would becuase do you know how many orks there are in the whole galaxy trilllions upon trillions the other races would be butt-fucked

  • @dayjack01 If only they were that organized?

  • @dayjack01 tyrannids match the orks in numbers and swarms so its between them and orks

  • @saberslash127 yeah agreed tho i have a freind who plays tyranids and he said orks would win outright becuase practicly there are more orks becuase ork are everywhere while the tyranids are all coming from one place the hive mind

  • failed the mighty ducks?

  • What is people's take on how long an ork can survive?

    Of course orks just keep surviving and fighting till they die in battle - but what if an ork somehow miraculously survived every fight he went into? For how long could he survive? And how big do you think he could grow?

  • @Devilsnightforlife Orks can survive the longest amount of time probably as long as a space marine can,or they dont die of old age as i know of. The thing that makes them not immortal is the probability of them dieing in battle so if your talking about age,then the bigger your are the old you is.

  • @saberslash127 Yeah I know that most if not all orks die in battle, if not against other aliens then themselves. But I was thinking hypothetical, If an orc miracously survived all his battles, how old he could become. Could he be theoretical immortal, having the fungus in his body constantly refreshing it or whatever? Will they swell up so much in bodysize that they ultimately explode or something?

    Theoretical agelimit, that's what I want to know.

  • @Devilsnightforlife well for exampple theres gorgutzs and ghaskghull thraka

  • It could also explain why Gorgutz survives, well, anything you can throw at him; He wants to make the biggest Waaagh! he can and he dosn't want to die before he finishes his job, so he 'wills' himself to live though the chaos.

  • I like how quite a few people talk about how the Orks don't belong on 40k, talking about how their armor and weapons look pathetic. What they don't realize know is that Ork tech. is nothing more than slapped on metal and guns with no bullets. The Orks have a unique psi where if they think if something will work and hurt someone, it will.

    For example; a Stormboyz wants to cuts up a Blood Raven with his choppa. In the Ork's mind, instinctively, the weapon should go though his armor. And it does.

  • They need to bring back Gorgutz in the next dawn of war.

  • 0:17 wicked war trakk drift

  • New update!

    New maps: rokclaw mountains, costal imossa and the lands of solitude!

  • warhammer 40k ork kart wii

    vehicles: wartak, warturkk, fighter bomma

    maps: Nan-yan-oi, lacunae, osama district

  • Gorgutz= Hitler

  • @CoreyStudios2000 actually the imperial guards oficers look kind of naci!!! hahahahaha

  • Gorgutz reminds me of Ghengis Khan. Uniting smaller clans into one huge WAAAGH and leading them in a massive military campaign forming a huge empire

  • @ABfilmz

    Mongols + Football hooligans = Orks

  • Gorgutz has a frowny face on his flag! 8D

  • well, if i had to say one thing about the orks... it would be that they have a stable economy. using teeth as currency? why couldn't we have thought of that? thats the biggest thing to come out of the orky landz since the reusable toilet paper!

  • Release tha Horde!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Zog it! da orkz is best!

  • They should make this the canon ending. We already know Boreale got zogged from dialogue in DoW2, so the mascots didn't win this one. It's time to give Gorgutz his due!

  • waaaaaaaaagh !!!!!

  • It's good to be the warboss.

  • Gorgutz must be old and tired by now. When he got here, he probably said, "To heck wit all you'z otha orkz. I lets you'z do da fightin' now!" From Winter Assault and Dark Crusade to Soulstorm, only Gorgutz was the last longing campaign character who knew when it is time to run and rebuild all over again.

  • I still never where do they keep coming from?! I never saw a female orc in the game!

  • @SoulRipper66 says in the rulebook they're actually funguses... When killed orks release hundreds of spores that grow into new orks.

    Sorry if this spoils your images of some greenskinned chicks :P

  • @VIPHighlander no not green chicks ofc.....DUDE THAT WAS SICK but its kinda strange that u got shitload of orcs but no females around....so they r like mushrooms? huh? love that orc on meh pizza lol

  • @VIPHighlander hmmm I hope they dont have dicks cuz they wont be using them at all xD

  • i love how all the ork buildings look like a five year old cut out spikey cardboard and glued it on

  • orks are the best public speakers...

    "so, what do you have to say for winning this conflict?"

    "WWAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH!!!!!!!""

    :D

  • @Zero9teensays they grow from a type of fungi in dark damp places, that`s why the ork armies are always huge :)

  • I HOPE ALL DIS WALKIN IS WORTH ALL DA MUCKIN ABOUT

  • How many different pronunciations did the narrator give Kaurava?

  • So funny comments going on around here.All political bullsiht XD

    I like Gorgutz he always find a way to escape and restart.

    Only char can earn his own game like Tau firewarrior game.

    I would like to play with gorgutz in fps all that claws and dakkaaa dakkas

  • Who thinks WAzdakka Gustmek will be able to ride his suppa charged bike through the warp to the other side of the galaxy?

  • They conquered all planets..and then the Exterminatus came and wiped them all out :D

  • weres da truck? WHIES I WALKIN!

  • I would really happy for that victory, but I miss the old Gorgutz. This one is act as a simple warboss, no crude, witty phases (there are some very poor tries thought) and he's personality is quite different. Not the mention that when I conquered the Tau, the ending said he kept for himself the Ar'Ka Cannon (which is completely against he's attitude toward the Titan on Lorn V. An' wha'? He's envy for da burny sista-boyz's flying saint's wings??

  • Gorgutz should be in the post-retribution expansion of dawn of war 2

  • "WAAAAGH!"

    (after trying to assault IG)

    "Lets get outta here!"

  • wheres the truck?? WHY IS I WALKING!? Grlrllr..

  • I love it when Orks win!.. Unlike in most of my Battle Reports :(

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  • Gorgutz had beaten the sisters of battle.. and claimed the title of... tha bitch slappa!!!

  • "And if that dont work, use MORE gun."

  • Do sombody knows if i can play soulstorm in windows 7?

    

  • @tomisapeee You can play soulstorm in windows 7 as that is what I have.

  • "The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude" - Uthan the Pervese, Eldar Philosopher (2008 Ork Codex)

  • the narrator didnt say WAAAGH right hes like WAGH not WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

    

  • what happends after a WAAAAAAAAAGH?

    Well....... DEM BIGGER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

  • I'd like to think that this is canon.

  • @thomasbhunter68 Those are Sisters of Battle. They're allowed that.

  • is gorgutz based on ghazgkull thraka?

  • Why is it I find myself thinking that Gorgutz will be the reason the Galaxy goes boom. He seems VERY good at uniting Orks, and if enough Orks from across the galaxy are under his command....

    If he made it out of Kaurava, I can safly say more planets are fucked.

  • When enemy commanders try to insult Gorgutz he alwaly turns out smarter

  • Ogs! Ogs! Ogs! Ogs!

    WAAAAH! I don't know how to get down!

  • doez all orcz iz green??

  • ...what a veto this this how do you go back to the fields of aldrich countries produced everything require the proper accounting of home the great Wall such an excellent time it started with such reasoning how could such a Wall rig victory the race the mighty leader.

  • I really do you want to succeed to completion of by victory we're all for planets of child welfare system generations of tolerate records never imagined they would not hold seven of the lobbyists to achieve boulder colarado who is in little rock teaming with forbes the cities of what she was followed by all settlement woman times a day to trade we do not have insurance at a time the watchful eye of golden so what would have ended in June and did he plant what is it about that greta all about...

  • I lol when the narrator says WAAAGH.

  • BRING OUT DA BIGGA SHOOTAAAS!

  • chuck norris had a kid and that kid fell in a barrel of toxic wast, and then a barrel of kick ass, and awesomeness and gorgutz was made

  • @komando231 If that happened then Chuck failed at parenting.

  • isnt it kinda weird that gorgutz survives EVERYTHING?

  • @pokerchamp19009 hims DA BIG WAAAAGH LORD hims master o´ cunniness an´ strengtiness

  • @pokerchamp19009 Nope because he unlike other warbosses he knows what he is doing he has a stratigy he is very smart well for a warboss

  • @pokerchamp19009 He is too funny to die

  • @pokerchamp19009 He is like a recurring character lol

  • @pokerchamp19009 thats because he's GORGUTZ!

  • its like impossible to win with orks... They funny, but fucked up... 

  • turn on the beta captions, prepare to laugh your ass off.

    "we're all for planets of the child welfare system"

  • @CrazedCaffeine

    "seven of the lobbyists to achieve"

    LOL, so much LOL everywhere!!

  • So Cheiftain Gorgutz is basically like the King Obould Many-Arrows of Warhammer. Thats pretty cool.

  • On 0:30 only the enemy dies even If orks get hit they don't die fail XD

  • Best narrator ever.

  • They should bring him back in the new DOW2 expansion.

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • they should bring him back in retribution

  • soulstorm's narrator eats s hi t daily

  • This clip is the confirmation for another expansion :D

    A much bigger and better one...

    Why elsez wud da Orkz Preepa For da Big Galactic Warz? WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

    Anyways they did change the voice of Gorgutz

  • The greathezt warmachine is da orkz WAAAAAAGHHH!!!...

  • Hang on close to the end when gorgutz went WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH

    Wasnt that his origonal actor.

  • 1:36

    If his enemys use metal BAWXES

  • Vote Gorgutz in 2012! 'Den we'll smash dem tally-ban ovah at dat affganny-stan place wit' da shootiest boyz we gotz!

  • @Kemonokami The US army recently started using boltguns lol, they basically fire large bullets that explode in or near the target

  • @Kemonokami If they did that, I just may switch to an ORK general.

  • @Kemonokami we gotz xD

  • @Kemonokami what you will be eaten by orks!

    Its inpossible!!!!!!!

  • @Kemonokami Meez IZ MekBoy, Meez iZ RapinZ TallyBAnz wiv Grot ProdZ

  • @Kemonokami YEAAA! WEZ GONA STOMP DEM BUT GOOD! AN' DON'T FORGET DE SQUIGGOFS, AN' OU'LL BET DOSE SHEETS ON DERE EADS BURN REAL GOOD! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH!

  • @DJTRANCENDENCE

    Okay, now that was WAY too far.

  • @Kemonokami bullshit! thats the humorous nature of the orks man they ALWAYS GO WAY TO FAR! LOL! thats the idea!

  • @Kemonokami I'm sures da WAAAAAGHHH will rays morals far bedders dan anything else we's haz nows.

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  • @Blue2Volf

    Eeyup.

  • @Blue2Volf Turks ain't better.

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  • @Kemonokami But boss wa if dey be shooting at us?

  • I wanna meet the guy who does the narrations for these games! Most epic voice ever!!

  • all orks care about is power

  • What a shitty voice-over!

  • @ 1:33 I got sick of the voice over!

  • WOOT??! NO GHASGHKULL THRAKA????

  • Iz time for fightin'

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  • Out of all of the victories, this seemed to be the least believable.

  • don't fuk wiv da orkz

  • i like the older voice actor of goregutz this one sounds kinda like a confusde old man........

  • lol @ the google Captions = epic fail XD

  • y always gurgutz uses the burning plains??

  • I cant believe he made a new army so quickly

  • "Dat waz too eazy, whenz we gunna take earth?"

    "later you gretchin lovin nob"

  • @dayfer1

    What's earth?

  • @NathanRomml look down, you'l see it

  • @dayfer1

    I see the floor only.

  • @NathanRomml look down outside and you will see earth then

  • @dayfer1

    I see only meadows and woods of Holy Terra

  • @NathanRomml good answer

  • @NathanRomml since you are living in the Northern hemisphere you should only be able to see the interior of the huge imperial palace which pretty much covers half the planet :D

  • @NathanRomml hahahahah just wait til da orks come they will destroy Terra just like Armageddon

  • @TheJeclark meh the orks will never win. nr epic number of guard and space marines. TERRA HAS THE ADEPTUS COSTODUS! THEY ARE FREAKING WORTH A HUNDRED NORMAL MARINES ALONE OR MORE!

  • @wicNKWD37 yeah right ya ummie git well gunn ya down with da flash gits or da kil kroozers or roks many ummie captains that move through a astoroid belt and find that one will start coming towards them full cuns blazing and theirs hundres of millions of us you will all die or the nids will get ya hur hur hur

  • @TheJeclark now I just need some translation devices.

  • @wicNKWD37 servitore 7 the ork says we are gonna kill all you humans with our gun toting flash gits or the ork kill kroozers

  • I just have to say this. those fighta bommas are just accidents waiting to happen. happen

  • 1:09 and 1:34 reminds me of Saruman giving his badass speech to his Uruks!!!!

  • @Herpkid56

    Saruman is nothnig.

  • @NathanRomml not compared to the all mighty GOD EMPEROR!!!!!

  • Gorgutz is my favourite Dawn of War charecter

  • Gorgutz Is quite smart.. for an ork

  • @wellthissureareweird too smart... for an ork :P

  • @wellthissureareweird most orks are considered as smart as humans infact alot of warhammer fans say smarter they are completley mautred buy year 1 a human buy year 20

  • @shockywatt if that were true they would have won over everything already but they're way too stupid plus all they care about is killing the crap out of everything, especially among themselves.

  • @chaoskhornate666 thats the point all they care about is killing they could take over the galaxy if they put enough thought and a codex says there as smart as a human but they dont learn they just like to fight they dont even make spaceships they just use hollowed out roks

  • @chaoskhornate666 Ork's are as smart as a human, however they actually need to fight to survive.

    Quite literally, if they don't fight they will shrivel up and die.

    If they constantly fight the only way they would die is by the enemy.

    Also, Orks like the Big Mek are instinctive when it comes to the tech the build.

    It's basically just "this goes here and that nails to this and now it shoots." since they don't take the time to learn anything.

  • Gorgutz triumphs over his enemies and builds up an Ork Waaagh! of epic proportions.

    cookies for the description alone

  • WE SURE KRUMPED DEM OOMIE BOYZ GOOD

  • why couldnt we play as ghazkull thrakka? that would be fun. ghazkull. the emperor. horus/abbadon. lord costellan creed and kain. and whatever the tau eldar dark eldar and necrons have.

  • @REAPER3382 eldar have prince yriel.

  • @XxSkulKingxX how good is he? i thing ghazkull would smash im'

  • @REAPER3382 yea in winter assult gorgutz admits that no one is as big as ghazkull... at least not yet

  • 0:42 looks like a d-day sence.

  • 0:42 Squiggoth normandy invasion!

  • WAAARGH!

  • I have a problem, When i start Dawn of war soultstorm it comes up a little boxscreen when the game starts, what have happened,? i want it to be like before that when the game takes up the whole screen even the Start bar and all that. Can that be fixed somehow and if so please share it with me! :

  • anyone want to be a nice person and send me one of the codes for dawn of war gold edition. if you have it that would be really nice of you.

  • gorgutz isnt the same anymore since drak crusade

  • Visionary leadership?

    There are visionaries among orks?

    I read in the lexicanum that they gather and rally towards the biggest ork with the biggest roar.. What is visionary about that?

  • he unites them from fighting amongst each other to being able to envision taking the war to bigger and better enemies. Take Ghazghull's assault on Armageddon, he could have slaughtered his way through hundreds of smaller, weaker targets but he picked the biggest, baddest enemy in range and was delighted to be beat so he could come back and do it again. Imagine the term visionary to apply to changing an orks focus from fighting anything to fighting someone worth bragging about

  • @taytonclait

    Hmm, you have a point there. I guess there is such a thing as visionary leadership among orks.. Thanks. :-)

  • @taytonclait umm i dought anyone has any idea wat u just said

  • Orks orks orks orks.

  • meh,tyranids own orks

  • the orks are the only race in warhammer that should not be there they just look too patetic to be there :/

  • For The Horde!

  • His voice in this game sounds like he is burping his words out...

  • Da waaag!!! iz da best

  • Gorgutz is the Sun Tzu of orks

  • @BerserkerJohn Not really, using spies, feints and deception isn't very orky.

  • time goes on, new armies emerge, new expansion pop up, and there is only one, who endures...

  • @viewer8D I wish for Gorgutz to get his DLC/Campaign in DoW2 - maybe allow for a greater scale of combat as well!

  • Nice! VERY nice!

  • whats funny about all you guys saying your the strongest is really funny because in the true campaign, Soulstorm, the IMPERIAL GUARD WON!!!!

  • we orks are da strongest of dem all

    no space marine gits stand in da way of

    our WAAAAGGGGHHHH

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

  • STOMP EM' FLAT!

  • they are but mere xenos that have escaped the emperrors retribution, nothing more

  • Da ork clanz are da strongest of dem all!

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH­HHHH!!!

  • @deathbed322

    Dah ohkz R r33t4rd3d!

    Nekhronz FTW!

  • I love 'ow da missilez explode an' kill only da Fire Warrior boyz, not our own'z. Dem Mekboyz sure did do a good job on dose missilez.

  • Gorgutz is the most succesfull of all the generals...we was able to escape from the Blood Ravens three times.....who else does that.

  • he won the 1st time, and he survived longer than the blood ravens in soulstorm

  • @Xp710 He actually escaped the Blood Ravens two times, and he escaped the Ultramarines and the 412th Cadian once.

  • @Airganoth Haven't you read the Ork Codex?

    "Orkses never lost a battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't lose neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!"

  • @DarkBunnyLord Way to keep up the positive give!