WLIIA hoedown - men

[Yellow4494]

Men men men I think about them all day long

And when I think about them I go right into song,

Men all they want is someone that's good in bed,

Well that's quite alright cuz I'm good at giving head.

[TheRnger92]

all hail chip, the king of hoedowns

[jamieclarke147]

Im a bad man, i drink quite a lot

Take drugs and bang prostetuts, man i should be shot

You may have seen me a lot, on the tv screen

Yes you guessed it my name is Charlie sheen

[adb140275]

he was a cad

[weatherfreak123]

@ClockChimes are you by any chance from canada?

[CatieLouiseT]

once in the doctor hoedown he rhymed scarey with involuntary...go ryan!! xxx

[PieMan2014]

every time i hear a word that has "-ary". i know it's going to rhyme with carey.

[buccaneer1990]

I had such a crush on Linda Hall.

[luffylvr676]

dirty harry crishna (if i spelled that right) xD

[jehy5]

a million points for Chip

[Theoryofknowledge01]

chip is always so good at this game

[ISZombie]

I love the Ryan-less hoedown. he was so happy xD

[hollowice999]

dashippy- there is one hoeodwn where ryan wasn't in it the affair hoedown

[dashippy]

A thought hit me when I watched this, has Ryan ever "won" and got to sit behind the desk? I've seen a lot of Whose Line and I can't remember him "winning" once.

[logohi212]

actually yes he has, just search the Ryan-less hoedown with a funny ending from chip

[dashippy]

Thanks for the tip, one of the funniest hoe downs I've seen and an incredible ending by Chip.

[dashippy]

Don't know why that got flagged as spam lol.

[Potts132]

My comment did? The he did once one

[PunkyPurplePandas]

i bet it was an accident lol it's such a normal, good comment~

[Potts132]

Ya go to the Affair hodown

[Usernamedshah]

I've seen an episode where he won.

[KingArthurFan]

Gotta love Chip.

[Simoneiscooler]

@KingArthurFan I have such a crush on Chip

[rshcry24]

Whose Line had quite a few episodes, so it must not have been too costly to produce. Such a good show, too.

[wwethememusic4life]

colin and ryans last last two lines always ryme

[chadsexinton]

hahaha. colin is always off.

[TheFunnyGuyUpNorth]

lol especially in the going bald hoedown hahaha where colin owned both brad and drew

[ShystephRocks]

same lol:":L:,lk;

[bscevan]

This show is so funny. I have no idea why ABC stopped showing it.

[rjmurphyman]

They stopped making it, didn't they. I want them to make a new one

[ophiruchus]

According to Wikipedia, low ratings

[MeliKProductions]

At least we have the memories on TV reruns!

[Qualinesti]

During the time this show was on, they were competing with Friends. More people watched Friends so the ratings were low for WLIIA. Oh well, Friends is still a good show, just wish that they didn't have to compete.

[Hallinilla5]

Friends...BLECH!

[Griffen1989Play]

I agree with that!

[ILoveHardys]

well my friend ryan well he thinks there swell lmaoXD

[Brwnfury]

actually it was funny.

;p

[hushere]

yea but ryans the best, their all good but hes my favorite

[ShippoGirl4Ever]

men are weird people

they just can't take a clue

that some girls

just don't like you.

when it comes the them though

some can be real cool

just make sure

to let them treat you like a mule!

[knhorsegirl]

And he insults Drew Carey every chance he gets haha

[TyrekeCorrea]

Everyone says the Giants Chances are slim

I'm so sick of it, where do I begin? Everyone wails on New Jersey, it puts me in a rage, but if the Giants win, then it could start a Golden Age!

START A GOLDEN AGE!

[stephbalchin]

Hahahhaha CLASSIC!!

[judgejudyslover]

I hate Wayne.

The one in red looks like Jim Carey.

I hate hedgehog head too.

[judgejudyslover]

you rang!

[PforPZ]

I'm a guy, who wants to be funny

But I can't get a date with a Playboy bunny

I used material that seem quite sad

I just guess I stop stealing them from Sinbad

[lalalei2001]

heehee. It was almost lawyers. :p

[lalalei2001]

Chip rocks at hoedowns ^^

[JasonsAngel1]

True that. :D

[Ansuzie]

Wrong use of transvestite, but at least it rhymed.

[bubble992]

exactly wat i sed on another version of this, n i got critised 2!! btw ryan sumtimes rymes drew carey with hairy 2!!

[captainsonic]

Yeah, it's kind of hard to rhyme with transsexual. :D

[DizzyPidgeon]

man i like guys i think they're really great

but when they try and tell me something i realise quite late

it's not a good habit to be really slow

but it doesn't matter, so chill out, relax bro

lmao wtf.

[DizzyPidgeon]

i love you, ryan <33333333!

colin too :3

ryan is so suuuuuperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hottt :-D

colin is super cute.. XD

[jackdavenportsbaby11]

lol colin and chip

[LilMissCinders]

Yeah That Jump Is Crack Up Material Lol!

[captainsonic]

Best verse: Chip.

[kjifs]

Agreed.

[arubian06]

isn't colin gay?

[captainsonic]

No.

[mexicancutie77]

gasp!!! how could you!!

[mybestfrendsafrog]

is ryan actually gay? i dont think so brill hoedown anyway

[Ansuzie]

No he's married

[ropuchK]

lmao Drew's face at the very end was REALLY scary! =D

[iluvdomokuns4lyfe]

He also rhymes "hairy" with "Drew Carey".

Just to letcha know. :3

[littletonpace]

that was a good one! chips good at this :D

[SparrowGirl4493]

did you see the superman hoedown? chip totally burns colin!

[LAbooby]

"Well my Friend Ryan thinks there really swell!"

XD

[JaniesGotAGun1]

Sometimes, it's good when Ryan hates hoedowns, because he'll make it funnier!

[emmamaeX333]

to bad he doesn't like hoedowns, hes amazing at them

[Claymore2010]

its cause its funny and cause they are friends so he can...they fun of everyone the entire show

[jc815]

this must be hi definition tv

[RickyBobbyyyy]

because ryan hates hoedowns

[Tennantfan4ever]

oh wow i love whose line is it anyway! but he always rhymes scary with drew carey. still...funny as lol

[nightdice]

Loved Chip in this one=)what is it ryan has to stop doing with drew?=)

[cheezyphantomllama]

Showering! Lol. Too good!

[nightdice]

ah, thanks=)

[nannaBec83]

I LOVE Chip in this hoedown. Excellent

[starkillery]

I love Chip and Ryan

[jennythezebra]

hehehe, i love chips verse, but clins are always so clever :P dirty harrykrishna :P

[livelikeajesusfreak]

Chip is one of the best WLIIA people.

[MahmoudAbdeljaber]

the nba player hoedown:

Kareem abduljabbar is very very tall

i never see him because he's always playing ball

he plays ball so much that he never opens a book

at least he gave a name for the jumping sky hook

[Sm3XyGk]

Part 3:

Let me tell you all about men,

I walk the "Walk",

I don't care what people say,

Just let them talk.

All the rumours going 'round,

And, yeah, they're kind of scary,

I guess I'm gonna have to stop a showering with Drew Carry!

WOO!!!

~Mart-z0r

[Sm3XyGk]

Part 2:

I am a man,

I love violence,

I like to watch them every day,

Even when they don't make sense.

I saw this one with a guy with a gun,

His shot would never miss ya,

Then he hit you with a flower,

He was Dirty Harry Krista(?)!

[Naddi83]

i love films with violence**

[tektive]

*Krishna* hope that helps ^^

[ashesxxashes]

Hahaha, nice.

[pipala1984]

LOL at Chip!

[Sukkerpige]

Nice kinda hard to do back then but nice...

[xemopengyx]

Yayyy! It's back on TV!

[Sukkerpige]

What?

[xemopengyx]

Well, my sister saw the US one on TV not long ago. I saw it was on TV but I missed it ;[

[Sukkerpige]

Well i think its just re-runs

[xemopengyx]

Good enough :]

[supercyborg1994]

Whose line comes on Five US Every Monday and Tuesday 8.00pm - 9.00pm

[oywiththenames]

chip is always mean to my ryan!

[Mischa2211]

i agree, he should stop being mean to ryan (and colin)

[daniBANANI]

about men, i know lots of things dotcha see

did you woman started out with not two breats but three?

god cut off the third breast and held it in his hand

then he took the useless boob and god created MAN

AHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY FOR THAT ONE, I FELT IT NEEDED TO BE SAID! i have a boyfriend and i dont hate men or anything, but there was something like that in a prairie home companion, which is what i am watching rigght now...

[daniBANANI]

...omgggg im so so sorry, if you want, rickarin, you can delete this comment.

[aaroncrombie]

Chip likes insulting people in his hoedowns. :P

[Adrianics]

Yeah, that's the main reason he gets on my nerves a little

[nascarkraz]

Yup Chip felt like home during this taping. He was hassling Ryan early considering this was his first episode on WLIIA. Reason I know is I was at this taping August 6th, 1999. ;)

[lucynaribola]

but he participated in the british whose line, so it wasn't like he hadn't played before (btw, you're soo lucky)

[ThaaWhiteShadow]

Wrong use of the word transvestite, but other than that funny.

[frameloose]

Ryan and Colin is the best at hoedowns i think :)

[Ataru13]

"My friend Ryan thinks they're swell." Well he kisses Colin on quite a daily basis...

[LolaBonne]

And Colin wins the 'Horrid Pun' award ...

[aizan19]

agreed--but that was still hilarious :]

[Wolf4537]

GO CHIP!!!!

[mario54671]

Chip is my favorite non-regular. along with Jeff, then Greg, then Kathy, then Brad.

[aznravenflame]

omg kathy before brad???? omg dude...cathy shouldnt even be put together with these talented people

[alwaysf0rg0tt3n]

haha "ryan loves the men"

[gd1f]

he also alwayz rimes hairy with carey

[AyumiOmoide]

lol, that was good. Woo, go Ryan! Thanks for uploading.