Tom Cruise vs. The Internet (with Remastered MP3 ♫)

[DktorChoas]

never gonna make u cry

[raudelunas]

scientology in a nutshell

[AfroandBlondy]

@megafern8522 Proberbly, but it was still funny.

[JenniferCruz11]

I am now scared.....0.0

[darthspeaks]

@PenguinStorm221 He came back to life? Can I shit on him next?

[TheHeao]

O_O I just been mind fucked....

[kamikazejaffa]

ive not wanted to shoot tom cruise so much in my life

[Trecobezor]

I'm scared.

[DUbSTeP20009]

2:11 watch them giggle

[TheFortuneCat]

this is probably my favorite funny animation ever, lol.

[rocknroll5441]

how much is that apartment in her booob?

[Swaffeldude]

damn, wtf am I watching...

[xerke]

3:30 song?

[lleonard168]

internet would win becouse they haz shoop da woop

[lleonard168]

2:15 B00B for rent!!

[sieg131]

whats that epic sounding music called when they have the matrix parody?

[mxboys33]

wtf did i just watch!

[Dr5269]

4:01 lol chocolate rain dude 

[k1ll3rtr0n]

made when there was still a bit of life in 4chan.

[EyeoftheU]

@0:37

Obligatorily Colin Mochrie cameo.

[slitor]

oh god...its only been 3 years..but i got real nostalgia wibe here.

[492716]

Tom Cruse is gonna sue you

[puffleissocute]

press 1 for spaz

[sarabethxo]

I am androgynous

I am a loner.

I do not forgive,

...unless you're really, REALLY sorry

I do not forget

...If I make a post-it note about it.

Don't sue me.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheLethalCheese]

pause the video and press 0 secret message

[Naymy]

The winner is me.

[davidmaximized]

DAMN!!! I just got rick rolled!

[ReighnDrac]

What is scientology?

[lukekellycopy]

@ReighnDrac An evil cult. If you refuse to pay, they kill you. Anonymous are the same people as the ones involved in the PSN breackdown.

[Dillon1225]

@lukekellycopy LOL NEWFAG- No - We are not the cause of 9/11. We are the cause of PSN though? We've haven't done anything. Hence , Who ever did , Will be back traced and will spend over 9000 nanoseconds in jail

[scriminamp]

@Dillon1225 LoL

[AfroandBlondy]

Did anyone see gastly in one of her boobs. It was funny :3

[greendaythebeatles]

Hyde? Francis? What the hell are you doing with Scientologists? 

[tanktrailproductions]

ONE tit if full of thetans the other is for rent.....i wonder how much?

[NerdyIncorporated]

Thumbs up for a Christianity version!

[jkdanahy]

@NerdyIncorporated

This flash was made back in 2008. He's not going to make a fucking Christianity version.

[AlvoSkateboarding]

2:18 is steven from thats 70s show lol

[N00bizme]

mind fuck

[soyo105]

OMG 3:22 IT TEH DUDE FROM SPARTA

[soyo105]

3:33 to 4:03

[dittocopys]

what.. was.. that..

[DeathAngleful]

Chuck Norris is not Devil because he is not dead yet.

Which sucks for you.

[sirachman]

@coatedhunter360 It is what's called 'parody'.

[ALEG0Man360]

@2:15 = ghastly

[JamezJCB]

HUH? Whats to make fun of SCIENTOLOLOLGY? Damn, couldn't keep a straight face.

[MrVampirepunk]

LOL HYDE FROM THAT 70'S SHOW

[oceanwave20]

The boy is a pirate, furry and error

[NerdyIncorporated]

Someone should make a Christianity version of this!

[mrhuse38]

tom cruise is the new rayman

[redwallmaniac]

2:17 Francis from malcolm in the middle in the alien hat

[redwallmaniac]

2:17 Francis from malcolm in the middle

[MARMALADEMARMOSET]

Hilariously surreal! Bizzarely addictive! Hard to stop watching! Make some more!

[TaylorRox207]

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!! :D

[Gymnast99x]

lol

[pwn4lifez]

all who watched the credits got rickrolled by this video, rick astley (how to spell) strikes again.

[MimmyckChor]

At 1:08 ——> Xenu = Mouldyshorts

[TheJokersTwo]

random sparta at 2:50 on the drums

[ThePdawg7]

this is how i learned about scientology

[cjdragon1988]

Scientology isn't a religeon, it is an expensive self-help program that didn't want to be taxed.

Also, Mr. Hubard died befor going to court over stealing a few million dollars from his "church", and his wife and several other members were arrested for trying to steal government documents relating to thier so-called church.

[PatrickTheMOCR]

Looks like 61 people are scientologists.

[ZeBOOMHEADSHOT]

I never knew pirate furries studied scientology

[Alpax124]

this shits SCARY

[jahn123able123]

pirate, furry, error 0:38

[xxTwilightLuvxx]

I don't know what the hell I just watched, but I think it just mindfucked me.

& also, eff you for Rick Rolling. D<

[amandagab87]

Just wow hahahhaa

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Tom Cruise killed Heath Ledger you bastard!

[noahsim97]

No thanks I'm good

[grenadeer09]

Whoever animated this deserves a medal.

[wearwolf38]

What the heck is a thetan?

[goofygimps]

@wearwolf38 its a bodie thing

[nanblood]

hyakugojyuuichi ftw... this not as much

[Xxmonkey58xX]

tom cruise has successfully murdered hyakugojyuuichi.

[teezakar3a]

3:22 Pedobear is there :P

[mmapp80]

teezakar3a

hes also at 0:35

[teezakar3a]

@mmapp80 didnt realize that :P

[stbays]

@mmapp80

And 4:05, upper right hand corner.

[mmapp80]

who else here saw pedobear

[teezakar3a]

@mmapp80 3:22

[gisaku33]

who won???????????



[NostalgiaCynic]

Scientology is just like this video: A joke.

Good job ABS!

[DustinThePooper]

Look up a list of scientologist actors/actresses. I guarantee you'll vomit as you begin to read off several of your favorite performers.

[ShawtyDaDrPepper]

4chan vs tom cruise xD

[RandomYellowLlama]

I can't stop watching this. is that bad?

[goofygimps]

@RandomYellowLlama same

[TheYeche]

@RandomYellowLlama

I can't either im so mesmerized. This is exactly what I would imagine tom cruise sounding like if he sang.

[ilovetoparty1]

Hyde from That 70's show is a Scientologist?

[RandomYellowLlama]

3:36-3:40 LOL

[brinegret]

memetastic

[balanceblade100]

O_O I SAW PEDOBEAR

[ER0CK99]

n n; --- 

[uy3000]

erm im just saying, but um isnt xenu spelt backwards unex? well it is, and @ 5:53 it says how unexpected... underline UNEX and turn it backwards. it was XENUspected!!! so in this i am concluding that scientology was UNEXPECTED!!!! WEWT ME FTW!!! LoOoOoOoOoOl! Thumbs up if this made you laugh!

~JT~

[BlackMagnumFilms]

The video that introduced me to Scientology. Ain't I lucky?

[sartigan943]

this is genious

[george77772moons]

Anonymous approves of this video.

[BigNibble10]

Nightmares for life.

[assholemon]

free xenu

[IamHSL]

3:55

i see chocolate rain

[ER0CK99]

n n ! `  !

[Russen2008]

I had to tell my class about scientology in the german lesson and i laughed my fucking ass off, when i saw this, thank you whoever made this... thetan on drums :D

[SmashingJack420]

Hail Xenu!

[KiddaDevonHiHi7]

Tom Cruise is a gay fish.

[Mr4yOK]

@KiddaDevonHiHi7 no. A fudge packer. 

[crazyboxheadman69]

Im gonna sue you!

[zombiexP1]

LONG LIVE XENU!

[SSj5Bob]

Wow, Tom Cruise demonstrated the FUCK out of that yellow van.

[Aff01000001]

Is this on ED?

[NinjaJedi]

Riddled with gaiafaggotry.

[ferretyluv]

What does it say at 1:11? I've never been able to read it even when I crossed my eyes.

[d00m8r1ng3r]

@ferretyluv are you feeling sad or depressed?

after drugs you have eaten?

don't blame yourself

blame your very own THETAN

[NateVarmac]

Did Andrew Kepple do this?It looks like his style.

[MrIsaacBlack]

To be honest, this is fucking creepy. Wow....

[thegameenforcer]

this is the single most epic thing i have seen all week

and i just got done watching a halo reach trailer

[jumperlumpa]

Even that guy from that 70's show?!

[ZblueboltZ]

Happiness is overrated.

[MattManIsSoCrazyCool]

What's the game at 2:25 ? I know it's fun, but I can't seem to think of the name.....

[millermcgraw1]

@MattManIsSoCrazyCool Lemmings.

[ZblueboltZ]

@MattManIsSoCrazyCool Lemmings.

[iam23blackroses]

1:46 HEY ITS ME XD jk im not emo anymore X3

[ChibsogItchy]

Haha, love this.

[httpkiller]

Wow, very great animations

[Edenhyde246]

pedobear ain't no freakin scientologist

[hippymiester]

this is lolz

[MrLegoBoom]

hahaha der anfang :D:D

wo dieses "Ü ein geräusch macht xD

[Jarrado55]

Hey, did you guys get sued for this vid btw? if you did thats bullshit!

[Jarrado55]

Scientology is just a scam for tom cruise to make money off of stupid people

[dhyandco]

the tune of the song sounds like the one used for those old japanese pokemon episodes....

[RocketSummerROCKZ]

O.o

[oyeah310]

whats the song at 3:27 called?

[Laretheman]

"Tom Cruise vs. The Internet"? Why did you change a perfectly good name?

[SquallBerserk]

Fuck, leave Tom Cruise alone ¬¬

[MarioLink896]

WTF I GOT RICK ROLLED BY THE CREDITS

[Bighugo1000]

What in the hell?

[pokemonfool3]

The extreme amount of epic in this 5 minute video actually almost killed me.

[SuperGraDient64]

OMFG, XENU

[rctwik]

He can eat planets

And he's the only one who can help a person!

[TheLonesomeJack]

Much love for this !!:L

[TeckNoobie]

Sparta was in the Anonymous group :D

[liamtheawesome1]

@TeckNoobie no leonidas was

[TeckNoobie]

@liamtheawesome1 Yes I KNOW it was him, I just like saying sparta :D

[TeckNoobie]

Scientology is primarily about the religion of beleiving aliens... For money!??! That's stupid... Anyway, Xenu looked awesome in the beginning of the battle... Shoop Da Whoop!!

[TeckNoobie]

I'm Christian... But this is still funny... And the epic movies about Christ are epic...

[TeckNoobie]

Who the heck is Xenu?

[1CJdagreat]

This pretty much sums up Scientology in a nut-shell ^^ Sueing people over religion is gay! Also made me lolz!

[kittycatdancemaniac]

2:59 i think is cute.... is that normal?? O_O

[MyOldName]

All of the times Tom Cruise's face gets fake eyes scare the fuck out of me. There is something really wrong with 1:05 in particular...

[unnamedperson1]

lol there's a Pokemon in the lady's boob!

[AlbinoBlackSheep]

@Bartsk84272 Definitely a great parody. Can you sing it and record it?

[nmg626]

@Bartsk84272 lol record it and put it up on youtube. lmao

[cjcapta]

@Bartsk84272 But Tom Cruise is married?

[Bartsk84272]

@cjcapta its just a joke

[101RaNdOmViDs101]

@Bartsk84272 .... do u have a life...cus that looks like it took a while..so im not bein mean or anythin but...DO u have a life?

[Bartsk84272]

@101RaNdOmViDs101 yeah i have a life and it only took about 2 minutes 2 make that up

[Figgis11]

those hands just crack me up!!!

[Cwpratt09]

@Pickledbananaz

Under the kilt by dr.macdoo

[silenthillfan7888]

Scientology is bullshitt

[wimo321]

@silenthillfan7888 true

[jervey123]

@silenthillfan7888 yeah, i cant believe that someone would actually be a member of a religion whose founder is a science fiction author and their beliefs are based on a book the novelist wrote with aliens and a whole bunch of bullshit . . . i mean that's just fucking stupid

[benevoel]

@silenthillfan7888 Just like all religions.

[generalflood]

@benevoel just scientology is more bullshit

[LillyLogic]

@silenthillfan7888 i agree -_-''

[Slic3R1]

@silenthillfan7888 and praying to an imaginary guy in the sky is just retarded

[klaymanfromhell]

@silenthillfan7888 amen

[ToMMoCoD]

@silenthillfan788

[goofygimps]

@silenthillfan7888 but the song is awsome

[Pickledbananaz]

whats that song at 4:20 :P?

[Bartsk84272]

wat does it say at the end?

[Necromancer1230]

This song fits my thoughts on scientology, I don't take the "religion" seriously.

[1CJdagreat]

I don't take any religion seriously....... lol

[bloodaple]

LoLLoLLOLLOLOLOL.. :D good xD nice song:D

[Bartsk84272]

wtf!! lmao!!!! this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[Prestomydo2]

what was the last song called

[TheDrFirefox]

You mean the one DURING the credits, right where it credited the song name?

[Prestomydo2]

The song name was a unrecognizable song dipshit. It wasn't a song at all

[Prestomydo2]

It says ripped from the matrix, which isn't a song.

[theMansalad]

I've been rick rolled!

[Bartsk84272]

@theMansalad no! u been cruise rolled lol