Big Lebowski Nobody fucks with the Jesus

[GT2K2]

Walters fearless face, Donny who almoast shits himself and the dude just not giving a fuck. Great scene from a great movie.

[knowthetruth1492]

Fuck Jesus

[231johnjohnson]

@knowthetruth1492 yah well,thats like,you're opinion man

[knowthetruth1492]

@231johnjohnson , Yes, in my opinion, fuck Jesus.

[231johnjohnson]

@knowthetruth1492 yeah,well fuck your opinion.

[knowthetruth1492]

@231johnjohnson , Yeah, well, fuck your opinion about my opinion.

[231johnjohnson]

thumbs up if you think he is the coolest sex offender out there

[iagoil]

1,000,000 views!! BINGO!!!

[basilone12]

Eight year olds, dude lmfao

[piguai]

man, all the sounds in the background, it's f annoing, next time try to turn off your mic

[TheMovieBuffGuy]

It's true!

[jman123456789100]

nobody fucks with the jesus

[Pcfan11]

nohbudy faakz wif deh jesus

[Wyteass]

LOLOL God that shit was awsom!!

[RemoteDuck]

goodman, one of the most underrated actors.

[Juustokauppias]

So this is the son of God and our savior, that I have heard so much about. Well I'll be...

[WhiteStripesFann]

Mark it 8 year olds Dude.

[Raford146]

Do you see what happens Larry?

[sirdaveysockrocker]

i love stuff like this. in barton fink you have john turturro being terrorized by john goodman, in this film you have the same actors being amazing, working off each other in entirely different roles. Movies are fun! XD

[sokiyin123]

Fuck this. Now I'm not an atheist anymore.

[gladevil]

....click

[MyMuramasa]

lol

[spiny79]

john, si na bucchina... ;)

[tlv156]

also dude, chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature. asian american please.

[rynox77]

Holy shit, Jesus is John Turturro? I didn't even recognize him.

[rynox77]

John Goodman is effing brilliant. He was also great in Barton Fink.

[kourosh1987]

Let me tell you something,pendejo!!

You pull any of your crazy shit with us,you flash a piece out on the lanes,I'll take it away from you,stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

I LOVE YOU JESUS =)))) i mean Quintana

[IAMJESUSmovie]

hi

[Vidike]

Dios mio man!

[NobodyFucksWithJesus]

This guy is the reason for my Username.

[Porly62]

The ending is priceless....

[Butterkeks52]

Bakackt Version

watch?v=olEbBgS0oDc

[Slikrik1212]

Walter's face!!!  Haaaaaaaaaa!

[buttlord123]

Eight yr. olds dude

[itcoll]

"Are you ready to be fucked,man?"

[realmrlolz]

8 year olds dude.

[BeholdTheSuperman]

"Well that's just like...,your..,Opinion man"

[NicTouts]

Nobody fucks with the Walter

[THEMOCKMAN]

NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS

[BashineVarriale]

never seen this movie

[DejectedPanda]

Cinematic perfection. I rarely rewatch a movie but I've seen this several times.

[calzowned]

8 year olds dude

[jacktheripper300]

Till it goes........cleeeck.

[Toudmen]

Dude, this is awesome

[TheJaguarKnight]

great film, but his accent was horrible. he sounds and looks more middle eastern than hispanic.

[tehverybestcomment]

till it goes 'click' ahaha :D

[janostanik]

Watch Dude's crotch ;-)

[jackblacksutube]

hahahaha this movies is beast.

[iplz]

pendejo

[MrAvidLearner]

15 people fucked with the Jesus

[XMadIrishmanX]

8 year olds, Dude.

[johanntheperv]

@Paulo969 that made me laugh my ass off

[sneegeven]

You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus

[ayment]

Really nice.

[Talljim01]

John said that when he was doing Jesus, the Farrellys told him ok, just do something funny, and he went for it, he asked can I lick the bowling ball, and they were like ohh yea do that.

[jimmytwotimes95]

@Talljim01 it's the Coen brothers, not the Farrellys.

[Talljim01]

@jimmytwotimes95 You're correct; what was I thinking? I musta been drinking haa.

[ulceratedpiss]

@Paulo969 Cool story, bro.

[martrex2]

jesus...

[rkkim]

Is it me or is Walter afraid of Jesus?

[arkindal]

What did Walter said in the end?

[KraftyTheHatter]

@arkindal "Eight year olds, Dude."

[arkindal]

@KraftyTheHatter Aha, ok, thanks ;)

[ulceratedpiss]

Chuck Norris fucks with the Jesus. 

[tableconnect]

classic scene and great flick

[TheGodfearinglady]

This is actually pretty funny. What movie is this from? 

[alxOuT]

@TheGodfearinglady how can t u know that dude !! it s from the big lebowski !!

[HoosierMF]

rio ferdinand

[ooaaveehoo]

The guy's a pedarast!

[rekkajai]

nobody, i mean nobody fucks with the Jesus...lol

[DandyDizzy]

I bought a T-shirt that says "WWJD? Eight year olds, Dude". My mom referred to it as "sacrilegious".

[Highbudget]

Nobody fucks with the Jesus. This movie's so funny.

[Freeden]

The best part is Goodman's last line..."8 year olds, dude". Fuckin hilarious.

[Adambodyboards12]

i love it

[Piieterr00]

megalol

[bhodybored]

i cant stop laughing anymore :D

[d00dwow]

14 people fucked with the jesus

[protestthehero07]

Nobody fucks with the Jesus

[MrAdam78860]

my favourite movie of all time

[yackon4game]

i want this on a shirt

[vodkalust1]

nobody fucks with the jesus

[SonHouse245]

I love Walter's face, just looking at him

[ontariobuds]

@SonHouse245 yeah he just like.

Uh huh...yeah..sure

[Alturqeyathome82]

Jesus: You ready to be fucked,man? I see you rolled your way into the semis,dios mio man,Liam and me,we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah,well you know,that's just like your opinion, man.

Jesus: Let me tell you something pendejo,you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes click.

[Alturqeyathome82]

@Alturqeyathome82

The Dude:Jesus.

Jesus:You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter:8 year olds Dude.

The Dude Abides

[Solus77]

THE DUDE ABIDES

[taballi91]

"jesus" "you said it man" LOL

[TheBornAnnoyed]

...COEN Brothers R U L E !!!

[TheBornAnnoyed]

...Jesus Turturro is my Lover!........and John Goodman's final remark -----> " 8 year olds, dude " was very eloquent. :) Thank U for the UpLoad!

[druha10304]

i love how buscemi is in the background , not saying anything hahah. good role.

[Alturqeyathome82]

@druha10304 Nah,he was about to say something but

Walter:shut the fuck up Donny.

LOL ;)

[WHALEDOGS9111]

So... it's not explained how Larry's homework ended up in Dude's car, right?

[MMGGBdotCOM]

get the shirt at mmggb.com

[WHALEDOGS9111]

Jesus Quintana is the fucking man

[flippypimpstein]

somebody post the scene from taxi when he gets out of jail

[sosuelo]

Am I wrong?

[K1asH3r]

fucking shit movie..just watched it and it fucked sucked ..i dont know why people like this movie..such a waste of time

[Symmetryful]

@K1asH3r

Hehe, it's ok, you can go back to watching transformers :)

[grubang]

@K1asH3r Yeah well that's just like your... opinion man.

[jawharp1992]

@K1asH3r You must be a fucking nihilist.

[Gumbo550]

@K1asH3r

well you like Maple Story so that's the problem

[K1asH3r]

@Gumbo550 yea sure i use to play long time ago

[AuroraExists]

@K1asH3r You're being very undude!!

[K1asH3r]

@AuroraExists ROFL good one

[mastermajid]

Fuck you man! You don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!

[AsG1989]

@soyrizo also donny's face at 16 seconds is funny too. didnt notice cause he was in the back lol

[mebemike]

goddamn john turturro played that shit perfectly.

[ImVodkaboy]

Jesus

[TNO73]

Goodman's face in this is classic. Great cast, great acting, great dialog, great film. The Dude abides.

[Psychosocial9699]

@TNO73 Shut the fuck up donny

[Arvezen]

@TNO73 I totally agree... Goodman's face is epic.

[fingerscarr]

@TNO73 ,,,,, wet as piss ! !

[mahavishnuxc]

i dont like people peeing on my rug. it ties the room together.

[KnifeSniper69]

Fuck Jesus and his lies

[yummpyummp]

@KnifeSniper69 He didnt sin, so He never lied xD

[Gumbo550]

...Jesus....

[TheZagiello]

Nobody Fucks with The Jesus

[AsG1989]

walters face at 16 seconds is the funniest face in the whole movie

[RocketHorse569]

The guy who says, "nobody fucks with the Jesus", isn't he from ferris bueler's day off?

[choloOnEaster10]

i sure as SHIT dont roll on SHABBIS! Shomer fucking Shabbis!

[BabylonAGoGo]

nobody fucks with the jesus.

[TheSmoothdancer]

any body knows what is the background song ?

[dandi477]

@TheSmoothdancer - Hotel California

[Wyteass]

lol i liked that shit

[Estas01]

Awful.

[ModNahhhhh]

That guy is in Mr. Deeds as the butler.

[SinAnios]

Walter = 0:25 onwards = priceless!

[thetiktokman]

fucking GENIUS movie! LOL

[gringo4e]

One of the best cinema scene EVA !!!

[Puccini213]

8 year old dude.

LOLOLOLOL

[DanFindling]

the wierdest thing is the fact walter stayed calm..

[rand1182]

yeah well, thats just like ur opinion man

[ismellfish69]

it looks funny when he walks away

[joselinbogarra]

this is the best moment in the history of television xDDDDD

[LEETSP33KA]

FUCKING love this movie and scene john goodmans face is priceless

[gyurek]

@sonofabitch : shut the fuck up and smoke a joint :)

[chachiazazel]

Click ........ {the dude}Jesus

you said it man nobody fucks with the jesus

[BattenburgBoy]

... eight year olds, Dude.

[victor360modena]

I love how he says "click"

[rorstar83]

hahahahahahah love this movie!!!!

[hisdaveness101]

My advice to sir is to do what your parents did,and that is get a job sir.

[AndiB1986]

faceman doll

[reyandrade]

JESUS IS GOD! LOL

[TheFallen8v]

WTF, I just watched this movie for the first time today on TV, and this guy never showed up. they must have cut this part out.

[BetterxDays]

@TheFallen8v

Me too . I was so confused . I kept rewinding it because I thought I skipped it .

It cut alot of parts out , almost 45min .

[TheFallen8v]

@BetterxDays damn so I need to watch it again, it was good but these parts will make it alot better. u kno a website where I can see it?

[biggamepaul]

@TheFallen8v If it was on cable, they probably butcher it all up. If you really want to experience the Big Lebowski, go to Target and buy it on dvd. It'll be the best $10 you'll ever spend.

[miscbeep]

8 year olds, dude :D

[lawgdawg14]

you may fool the FUCKS down at the league office, .....

[bloodymirgulag]

Best movie scene ever!

[TheHoRiZoN89]

You`re entering a World of Pain..............AMAZING<3

A WORLD OF PAIN

[kaminsre1]

8 year olds Dude....

[virgelxXx]

Yea...Jesus OwNz

[Butch3RRRR]

pull the fuckin' trigger, until it goes 'click'

[unity100]

the "8 year olds, dude" sentence completes this scene.

[ajsox23]

Walter's face=Priceless

[00xenomorph00]

Classic

[BlakByte]

Eight year olds, dude.

[deiwi]

"'til it goes click" - love his dreaming eyes at this moment

[HaamSammich]

i hate cheese pizza

[ShatteredBomb]

8 year olds dude.

[zoomburger412]

@ShatteredBomb it's "8 years old did" as in child molesting priests.