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  • Why do I imagine that the release party for this involved Jan snorting a bunch of cocaine and ending up face down in a Domino's pizza?

  • I'll admit t's not the best song/video ever, but it could be worse.

  • What state was this filmed in? (assuming it's American).

  • @RetroLaydeh42 Looks like the Chicago skyline.

  • love how the same car keeps popping up in the video

  • Sounds okay to me :)

  • Dang right better than Justin Bieber!! This song is so addicting... Jan is saying "F" autotune bitches! Sings it the way she wants to... even though she isn't the best looking thing... (it's the truth), she is still being original... unlike 90% of the people out there today... so say what you want about how horrible it is... it could be worse...

  • @JeremyRemixes True, it could be worse.

  • how did i end up here???

  • The only saving grace is that she gets deported in the end.

  • We werr wike a mewwy go wound, goin awound in cirwcles!

  • 587 people have completely justified and rational opinions.

  • I had sperm count before I saw this shit. :(

  • sit on my face

  • Notice how the back of the limo dips down when she gets in.

  • JAN TERRI FOR CHRISTMAS NUMBER ONE

  • This is what Ethel from I Love Lucy did after Television.

  • BUT instead, i'm going to make a youtube poop of this.

  • I'd seriously take this song and make a cover of it with the same exact recording style

  • Killer boots man!

  • Greatest midget pr0n intro ever!!111!!123!

  • I hope she DOES lose me tonight

  • Wonder what the porter at 0:35 is saying to her

    "Jan, sorry, but you've gotta leave. You ate everything at the buffet bar, you helped yourself in the kitchen, you were caught stealing off other peoples plates in the dinning room. You're waitress costume didn't fool anyone when you tried too take there plates away too early when there was food still left on them. If a limousine ride is what is needed to get you to leave then fine, just please, don't come back"

  • Is she singing about her weight?

  • is it healthy to be THIS in love with someone??

  • bet kermit is happy that miss piggy finaly fucked off

  • Top-notch camera work there!

  • Its worth it to just read the fucking comments lol.

    And I'm so sure that ugly "women" would go out with that biker. He doesn't want her popping the tires or grinding the end now does he?

  • lol shes a hunchback

  • shes a babe

  • Who wants to bet thats her 240zx behind her? at least i think its nissan..

  • @KRUNKDIDDLEZ

    I don't see a 240zx, probably because those never existed. But I do see a Z31 300ZX, so I assume that's what you meant. Yes, I'm a dick.

  • @MultiReadify haha i was kinda close lol.

  • I don't want to lose you tonight, just need your lunch....:)

  • Johanna Tukiainen?

  • Lol...it's so bad that it's good. I've caught myself humming it in my head while I'm driving in the car.

    ~~~~~I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU TONIGHT, YOU'RE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS. I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU THIS WAY, JUST NEED YOUR LOVE ~~~~~

    She's really a ***RAWK*** star...!

  • you already lost me babe

  • rebecca black's parents conceived her to this song. or just played it every morning at breakfast...

  • It’s like a intestine-flushing for my ears and also my eyes!

  • I am a professional videographer and would like to get in contact with this director and learn his techniques.

  • @garbagemanlb Or better yet get ahold of his camera's and smash them with a brick.

  • Some music is great because It's so incredibly awesome, and some music is good because it's so incredibly bad, but unfortunately this song is neither of those, and the video itself.. well I have no words for it.

    2:02 - She waves to nobody

    2:33 - Camera zooms into a brick wall wtf?

    1:48 - Rebel!!!11

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  • LOL ITS SO BAD ITS FUNNIE

  • Ahahaha she looks like his grandma

  • She looks like his mom.

  • Traffic violation at 2:12

  • at 0.45 the guy should have put the cases on the back seat and put her in the trunk

  • Susan Boyl's grand ma ?

    

  • It's still better than Rise Against's Make It Stop (September's Children).

  • this is lame

  • Jan Terri is so rockstar

  • i don't know... somehow this song is catchy

  • Jan Terri doesn't have anyone to wave to.

  • the budget for making this vid was 50 bucks, and 49 of that went on repairing the rear springs of the bike when she sat on it at 2.12

  • all you faggot penises stfu that is one hot attractive woman i very much want to put my penis in vagina of her much

  • This is just terrible.

  • my eyes!! my ears!! rick-roll me now!!!!

  • 2:55 He's on the phone calling for a restraining order.

  • 2:32 WTF happened to the camera guy?

  • I can't masturbate to this...

  • @emeraldislegod why would you even try, shes fucking hideous.

  • @emeraldislegod why not? nothing else has ever stopped you

  • So heavenly!

  • my favourite ;) <33

  • this is best song i've ever heard *___* <3

  • Ay Caramba !!!

  • 2:12 - 2:16 I like how they totally blew through that stop sign

  • My god, again, that is what happens if you buttfuck the shit out of chewbacca...

  • I was praying to go that during the random scenes it didn't cut to her taking a shit on the toilet or something.

  • Well what do you know, George Costanza's aunt Baby really is bosomy and she can sing too.

  • I Don't Wanna Lose Weight ,Just need Your Lunch

  • Still beats justin bieber!!!

  • @SHUNT311 no, no it doesnt

  • 3:46 Limo Driver: "...And take your bags of twinkies with you!!!"

  • @fezzito17 LMAO! Hahahahaha

  • fat old grandma with ugly hair is wondering why she's losing men? any suggestions?

  • @LTBiermacht i hope so.fascist no,ma by comunist.

  • @LTBiermacht Ceausescu is dead since 1989.you must be very stupid or from america.

  • I'd snort coke off her feet.

  • we have in romania something almost the same search on youtube : Nikita - canta de-ti ia ochii (Vedeta anului)

  • Ms. Piggy?!

  • i play this on blk ops to get me pumped

  • goww'n a round in currcles listening to this.

  • id rather listen to this shit than any rap or bieber tween shit . lol

  • @dstncowles

    Absoloutely YES! :-)

    

  • yo, what the fuck!?...

  • i wana rub my balls on her nose...

  • Holy f*ck my eyes and ears are bleading

  • She is singing about Kermit

  • i see why he wants to lose her

  • She reminds of Chris Farley

  • Why is this the second video when searching for "best music ever"..... And friday in on place 3.....

  • @GTASA911

    It's because this video is better than Friday.

  • he looks like a pedophile.

    oh, wait, thats a woman...?

  • Double facepalm : when one facepalm just isn't enough.

  • Is it just me, or does she seem to be a Trolls doll given life and a two thousand Ho-hos per album record contract?

  • this is a real son with a REAL music video...? who lets this happen?!

  • Let me get this straight....Jan doesn't want to lose me tonight, because I'm the only thing that matters? Am I getting this right?

  • @mineralt No. No I don't think that's right.

  • I'd rather listen to this, than to all the new overproduced auto-tuned artists who can't sing.

  • Ednaldo Pereira's wife.

  • I didn't know Jan Terri dated Kenny Powers

  • lol 0:55 the limo can't keep up with traffic with her in it

  • This real America (:  She is Obama Girl frend :O

  • this song is great im playing this at my wedding over and over again

  • babe..... you wont lose me..im not goin anywhere without you!! i wish i could carry your empty luggage to the airport check in.

  • LOL better than Rebecca Black's "Friday"

  • You're the only thing that manners

  • YEAH !!!!

  • è una merda

    

  • 90's Rebecca Black

  • 01:51 goewing a wownd in surwcuws

  • is she albino?

  • no she sings about the legendary Elvis Presley sandwich that she stole a few years earlier.

  • this is probably more or less the single best music video ever made.

  • MOM??

  • @jimzzypeak  Glad i'm not the only one who thinks its my mom to

  • @jimzzypeak MOM? SHE'S LESBIAN I GUESS!

  • She Is singing about her weight?

  • @IanEduardoMeneses I think she is singing about losing here Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

  • @IanEduardoMeneses can we all get over the fact shes fat and just marvel at the splendor of this orgasm for the ears?

  • anyone else see the plane struggling to get off the ground at the end? what a deluded pile of shite that would only serve as a freakshow for a party. i've heard mute children sing better! now I have to scrub myself clean after this horrible horrible VHS trash please let me lose Jan and that is the only thing that matters.

  • didnt know justin bieber's mom had a singing career o_0

  • Wow what a waste of time and leather, I like the fact the biker guy is like "yeah I'm not worried about no parking. I gotta fat chick in leather. Lol

  • te quiero mi amor!!!!!!

  • FAIL...a very big fail...oh my god.

  • I lost my virginity to this song.

  • I never knew a warthog could produce a music video of this quality.

  • WOW! Wearing jeans and leather ,not cracker jack clothes!! That motor cycle scene was as bad as that dudes mullitt. Poor motor cycle.

  • Wiki says:"By 1992, Terri was working as a limo driver when she planned to return to making music. She recorded a collection of songs, and eventually had several music videos filmed to help promote them. Still working as a limousine driver, Terri would give copies of the videos to her clients in an attempt to drum up interest in her fledgling singing career. These became cult favorites in advertising and marketing circles"

  • this is so cute! I wanna make video with a hot guy

  • TO ALL THE HATERS! I LOVE THIS! I LOVE YOU JAN TERRI!!!!

  • Was this how they 'autotuned' the 90s?

  • It's pretty rough when the cameraman loses interest...2:38 in.

  • Id huff her fart like a bong hit!

  • what the fuck did i just watch???

  • I dont wanna lose you tonight. You're the only thing that matters. Catchy song

  • @HHHKingofKings58 She wrote this song after losing a smoke in her ass crack.

  • uhm....what.

  • And I thought Rebecca Black was bad.

  • I wonder how much they paid that biker

  • Geezer  looks like Danny Trejo, just younger!

  • How has this chick not been casted on Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job yet?? She probably looks twice as old now

  • imagine they had internet in the 80s......

  • she's so  fattttt

  • i think losing you is a pretty cool guy, he parks his bike in no parking and doesn't afraid of anything.

  •  If Alfred Hitchcock and Doris Roberts made a baby...

  • Wow, roseanne barr had a lot going for her in the 90's.. a horrible tv show and a horrible music video.. She really had it bad.

  • ''My heart is like an open book and yours is closed''

    ''You said we'd always be together. But were not telling the truth. You were telling lies''

    What the fuck..

  • 1:48 parked in a no-parking zone? complete and total badass!

  • Looks like a generic Japanese karaoke video

  • The whole budget went to renting that limo.

  • Is this a United Airlines commercial?

  • I love how much fun she's having! A true gem!

  • so thats where my Ex went

  • So bad it's good. I'm looking her up on Youtube. 

  • not ke$ha, Benny Hill sister LOL!!!

  • You could have a sense of humor too if you wanted to, but apparently you don't. Lighten up you silly old whore, it's only a bit of fun!

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  • @esspears1972 After seeing the amount of hate in your last posts I just figured you were one of those internet people who like to randomly pick out someone to heckle. So I did some checking of your other posts and was surprised to find that most of your posts were far from hateful. Your channel showed you have pretty good taste in music. all in all the picture I got when I looked you up on your other posts was completely different from the tone of your last 3 posts

  • @esspears1972 So picture I got of you was of a fairly decent person with an awesome taste in music -- Which leaves me baffled by the amount of hate you showed me. Obviously it's a two way street and I did my part in amping up the situation. I wouldn't mind being able to erase my last post, but looking at the post that started this whole thing, why did you zero in on me of all people when others were also making tasteless jokes? What was so much different about my post than all the others?

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  • 1:48 What a tough guy, parking at a No Parking area.

  • 03:04 I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MOOOOORE!

  • amazing....! The word needs more of this!

  • this is what ke$ha would look like after some 20 years :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • the guy on the motorcycle is my uncle frank and he says F-off to all the people that post negative comments.if he ever saw you in person he would beat the shlt out of all of you at the same time. and he told me that teri looks alot better in person and that the inside of her puzzy feels like warm,plush velvet and she is a better fuc then any of you smelly computer geeks will ever get...please no responses to me,i'm just relaying his message cause he does'nt have a computer and he can't spell

  • @fifthcirclesurfer

    Yes, yes he is your uncle.

    And Jan Terri is, very much, a pregnant nun.

  • The music itself is quite catchy

  • the years have not been kind to deborah harry!

  • I wanna kill myself for listening to this junk!!!

  • If Clerks was a music video, this would be it.

  • I'd pay to fart in HER face!!!!!

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  • @esspears1972 So? I didn't kill her! How's anybody supposed to know she's dead anyway?(if you're not just full of crap) and what --- I'm supposed to appreciate her music BECAUSE she's dead? Sorry, I don't play that crap. If your music's sucky when you're alive, it'll be just as sucky when you're dead!

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  • @ 2:04 two dudes out on the town