The Darwin Award Winning "Power of Prayer"

[ArianeQube]

yep....Gravity 1 - Jesus 0

[mightyerle]

he should have been praying for a brain

[sirAthrus]

See Boys and Girls?

SCIENCE DOES BEAT RELIGION!!!

[liljohnnotbigjohn]

"thou shalt not tempt the Lord, thy god"  Luke 4:12

[SHIFTKICK]

all hail gravity

[WasGibtsLeute]

He prayed to the false God maybe.

[Enginmaster]

Isn't this technically just a Darwin Honorable Mention because he hasn't permanently removed himself from the potential of reproduction?

[davidls11]

Who did he think gave him epilepsy in the first place?

[MetalManJads99]

Praying seems to help with uncurable illnesses. He wanted a cure for epilepsy, and then Jesus killed him. Win.

Using the logic that THAT man used, Im going to Ireland to hunt a Leprechaun so I can get a cure for cancer...

[MonsterMetalMusic]

thats Gods way of saying, you got epilepsy... live with it! or dont haha

[chuckfaststrat]

...but did he get cured of epilepsy? Or is he now an epilptic with broken bones? Cuz that would really suck.

[Konformation07]

Jesus was having none of this.

[IHATEATHEIST2]

Come on to thee and they will be forgiven ...but don't you slip , cos if you do your on your own.

Gravity 1 Jesus 0.

[AmersfoortTristan]

Hehehe. His prayers were heard.

[jimmywrangles]

Oh well,that's god for ya.

His epilepsy isn't cured but at least he's in so much pain he won't notice it.

It works in mysterious ways ....lol.

[LFSvidMan]

Guy isn't dead, and can still have kids. Darwin award denied.

[cappaTONEpuppet]

lol win?

[IHATEATHEIST2]

Yeah ...everyone , God is all so powerful and forgiven , that he let a man fall potentially to his death to tech him a lesson ., the Guy was mentally unstable , which last time I look was a Medical condition , like Lukeamea, and Carpol tunnel syndrom, ..but hey God just let crash to the floor ...if this is your interpretation of how a mighty God behaves then I glad I am I don't subscribe ....theres a war brewing visits my page to see who's going to win.

[ikvsabre]

There IS a war brewing... between Bronze Age superstition, and 21st century rationality.....

[jimmywrangles]

@ikvsabre Darwin FTW.

[jimmywrangles]

@IHATEATHEIST2 You hate athiests which must make it hard to preach forgiveness and turn the other cheek.

I hate religious nuts who force their own deluded beliefs upon others in the hope that you can fuck up their lives as much as yours is.

There is a war brewing and your on the crazy David cloresh,Jim jones side.

Grow up fool,your bible is a work of fiction written by ignorant people who had not the first understanding of science or education.

[IHATEATHEIST2]

@jimmywrangles

Can I ask ? did you really read my comment , or just read the name which granted can sometimes be a little miss-leading considering I am an Atheist , but I would hope that people would actually read the comment as well which would clear up any confusion ...hope you don't feel too stupid , but next time actually read the comment rather than reacting to the name .. Thanks

[IHATEATHEIST2]

Yeah I bet God was ...pissing himself , but not as much has I am upon reading you well thought out comment...fool.

Let's talk Geerup !.

Geerup we are Watching ......check out my page for an heads up on what is heading your way ...oh , and can everyone else that thinks Geerup is a dangerouse fanatical Charleton ..suscribe to my page , will start posting Vids after Xmas thanks...even A, needs time off.

[xRapidDavex]

God was like "This is what I've got" and then let him fall.

God win!

[matyus111]

bet god was pissing himself laughing

[TheDarkLordLucifer]

I know I was.

[matyus111]

lol

[cmlprd]

That man must have had sin in his heart

[jimmywrangles]

@cmlprd Another religious nut.

Explain how it's god's will that preists molest kiddies...oh wait,they must have had sin in their hearts which is why god raped them with a preist.

Your religion has had 2 thousand years to do something...anything that would prove the existance of god and all you can come up with is bullshit.

Your god is dead and your time of ruining the earth waiting for armageddon is almost over.

Good riddance to bad news and outmoded beliefs.

[cmlprd]

@jimmywrangles Child molestation is God punishing bad children, I agree. As for the rest, you will change your tune when you're facing the sharp end of an angel's sword before being cast into hell for doubting and mocking the Lord Jesus Christ.

[jimmywrangles]

@cmlprd You are a sick mentaly unstable individual.

god doesn't exist anymore than Santa Clause.

Your religion is a place for pedophiles to hide.

[c1eLno1r]

@cmlprd BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA

[saraxjoy]

@jimmywrangles there's no sense in trying to reason with someone who actually thinks noah's arc is a true story.

[Kenzofeis]

Idolatry indeed. Wait, against his own ... if he's catholic? Well, that whole thing is based on idolatry and magic rituals, and a total detour..

[mtavares92]

Come on.. why are you blaming religion ??

It was the will of god !

[dantheman2711]

religious people really are retarded

[Zeppelinrules2]

owned

[nitschke22]

well your not epileptic when your dead

[VexenXnexeV]

He should have prayed for the power of flight too XD

[beatrice040603]

not epileptic anymore....

[nekftw]

i wonder whats going on in the head of christians who see this , probably the same when a breaking down chruch kills its church-goers

they simply ignore it and stay in fetus-position in their warm silly delusional bubble

[flyingscience]

On the way up he kicked the savior in the loins .Dont kick Jesus in the balls and expect a miracle . Wasnt he taught that in Sunday school?

[dondude69]

very bad form!

[random0815]

so is murdering jesus now a miracle like the bleeding and crying statues?

[SkateAggressive]

Idiot.

[alexjohnc3]

Hahahaha.

[ananiasacts]

I like the idea of there being some cost to prayer. I mean, god is a lot more likely to take you seriously if you climb to the top of some incredibly precarious place to pray for better health. You're sorting of giving god the option of helping or letting you be harmed, but not complete indifference. I think Christians should put all their assets on the roulette wheel to find out if god wants them to have more things or less. But most Christians are just frauds that don't even believe in god.

[HeadbangingGlory]

after the accident he probably would say that it was gods will or something like that

[krakilinpo]

Lol too stupid to be alive

[NoisePollutionX]

Gravity is the handiwork of the devil.

[datzfast]

so, hows the epilectic seizeurs coming along now.

[grossidiot]

I think Slayer was right "God hates us ALL !"

[metal1Dna1anime]

Lol Slayer is an awesome band \m/ and yea lol

[jem1985]

Imagine the stupid things they are saying now like:

"Jesus didnt approve of you climbing his statue"

and

"God was punishing you for not going to church last Sunday"

IDIOTS !!!

[oxidindigo]

AHHAHAahhhAHAHAHahahHAHhah!!!!­!!!!!!!

[SGTChuck82]

Proof that the power of gravity is greater than the power of prayer.

[13248396]

lo0l nice xD

[DraoiSidhe]

according to some Gravity is Satanic....

[loriziell]

lol instead of pressing the play button i pressed 1*...crap

sry yocom2

[loriziell]

Jesus: Hey get off my face now!

[Dejavu12321]

Funny they call it the Darwin award.... Darwinisim evolution....

[Imaginefree69]

Prayer really does work!

The guy with the camera was praying for a dramatic film!

[Gr8TeaLvr]

I guess now he'll be granted a bonus of the healing of his broken bones too.

[cannibalgourmet]

Ridiculous beliefs are deserving or ridicule.

[cannibalgourmet]

If I had epilepsy I'd look into medication. I guess I'm funny that way.

[robbedoes1985]

and god CURED him!!! thank you lord

[swyft187]

This guy is infected with the metaphorical Lancet Fluke (Dicrocoelium lanceolatum) a.k.a. religion...

[Snotlingfondler]

religious people = Epic Fail

[skullsvcrossbones]

I guess Jesus didnt like him

[Paperinjerate]

lol

[stevebritgimp]

Ironically it cured his epilepsy ;D

[uccomic]

It's too bad god isn't real. I'd be the first to shake his hand on his twisted sense of humour.

[UserGuy34]

How amusingly ironic!

[Deathblow420]

TY GOD

[GioisDio]

The religion...the fall of humand kind...amen

[danuu2]

Why do you guys insist on attacking religion as a whole based on one persons stupid act?...

[TwiztedDezign]

Because religion as a whole, is fucking stupid.

The End.

[GardensOfStone]

What?... We have several thousand superstitious people about to gather on undeserving Sydney to see some elected pompous bloke in robes, supported by the NSW state government. Every single act is stupid.

[Xeogt]

I suppose this is how Jesus loves you hahaha

[HeresToTheAdventure]

Typical, We need a new God,this one has a weird sense of humor.Sure he cured his epilepsy,but then he broke eight bones and punctured this guys lung.

[planetdarwin]

Man: "Please cure my epilepsy."

Jesus: "Get the fuck off me."

[lusulpher]

Jesus or Satan?

Jesus never said erect statues of me so that possibly possessed humans can fall off them. lol

This round goes to the Devil for sure. While God is away, the Devil will play.(7th day Theory)

[marsCubed]

lusulpher, there may have been a time when religions provided people with identity and protection in the horrors of the bronze age, It was also the case that religions valued knowledge and applied just laws. However this is no longer the case, religions now are about lies, lies about the truths which science finds. Today religion is an idol to people's cultural pride and bigotry. It stands against the truth God made and which is evident to anyone with an education. Religion IS Satan's Evil.

[cutthedeadintochunks]

I love the anchors told ya so tone of voice "now he's in the hospital"

[cutthedeadintochunks]

war and killing would drastically decrease if religion were outlawed

[effyleven]

Actually, if all the religious nuts fell off statues and died, there would also be a *dramatic drop* in religious nuts (think about it)

[lusulpher]

Wouldn't that be an imposed lack of individual freedom?

Are you a conservative? <_<

Religious moderate since I could vote. \o/

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

LMFAO

[DerOrk]

ha, where is your god now!

[dale22x]

hahahahahahaha that what you get for trying to mes with gods devine plan...hahahaha

wonder if he still beleives

[jamesrobertdobbs]

Jesus really hated this guy.

[Scitech101]

Of course. this guy shoved his ass on top of Jesus's head!

[spartanholdrio]

that happens when u belive in god.

[AeonAtei]

Agreed.

[flyingscience]

God killed over 2 million people (wicked sinners) in the old testament .Yet stands by and takes no effort to lift a finger to save lives today.

[Wantabanana]

Um... You're not supposed to idolize.

[A11ex]

Um...You're not supposed to punish sick people with more injuries.

[Wantabanana]

Um... Thanks for your "odpowiedz".

[kawarider85]

i knew jesus killed people

[Garret87]

LMFAO

[tightropetomg]

Not a Darwin candidate coz he didn't die, but i bet his epilepsy is worse after banging his head on the way down LOL!

[Thanatos37388]

In order to be qualified as a darwin award the event must 1) end in death or a person's inability to reproduce and 2) be the direct result of a sane person's decision. he didn't die.

[ooglebydoogleby]

proof of the power of prayer halleluya

[numbereightytwo]

But God doesn't require any statue or icon for us to be able to approach Him in prayer. His climb seemed more abotu trusting the concrete statue than God. His climb was foolish.

[ooglebydoogleby]

says who, are you god and if not how do you know. scripture can give all oppinions at once so it cant be scriptural. wise men brought jesus gifts alters are built to please gods. his climb was foolish but so are most acts of devotion in most religeons. fasting is pointless and has no purifying effect. flagilation and acts of suplication whats the point no one is listening.

[TheBigGameHunter1]

Hopefulyl he had a elileptic fit that caused his fall, now that would be funny :)

[fishnut3474]

Fuck that falling sucks I'd rather get gut shot with a thunderhead 100

[w311indowd]

damn Flying science you are one dumb bitch! it's sad you have to post your stupid bullshit on a freeking youtube video, just so you can try to convince yourself that your not going to die and go to hell,. wht don't you just stfu because nobody cares about anything your bitch ass has to say atheist fucker

[numbereightytwo]

If you really believed someone else's ideas were rubbish, you'd just say so and let it pass. It seems like you're intimidated by this person's beliefs, they obviously have some hold on you, you seem threatened by them. You don't sound very confident of your position. Your youtube name sounds insecure too. Chill,

[flyingscience]

W311indowd- Hell as you know it today didnt exist on paper untill the 4th century. Jews dont have an eternal hell at all .look up history and hell or historical hell.See how early chruch made it up.

[flyingscience]

Supposedly - God killed over 2 million people (wicked sinners) in the old testament .Yet stands by and takes no effort to lift a finger to save lives today.

[flyingscience]

Sooo Sad this man thought he could get closer to God or impress God by climbing a statue .Sad that God is imaginary or under the prime directive.

[numbereightytwo]

No, God isn't imaginary, but He doesn't need a concrete statue for us to be able to communicate / know Him.

[flyingscience]

Numbereightytwo -There are thousands of religions you are an atheist to all but one or two of them .The one you believe was introduced to you before you where old enough to judge it criticly.

[Engelheart]

numbereightytwo, god sucked my dick yesterday and he liked it. Fag!

[Engelheart]

numbereightytwo, god sucked my dick yesterday and he liked it. Fag!

[flyingscience]

Englehart -you mailed this to me not 82 , try again .

[pennylane0026]

i had no clue that in order to win a darwin award, you had to die O.O

THATS PRETTY EXTREME.

[craized247]

or be exstremly injured

[possessednomad]

Yout have to take yourself out of the gene pool, so die or lose the ability to procreate etc (like theres one where some guy gets his cock bitten off by a horse...)

[MickShaftItsAPun]

Don't you have to die to win a Darwin award?

Also this guy sounds like a bit of a twat

oOexarkunOo.

[oOexarkunOo]

you know what would be insane, if his epilepsy was cured because of the fall, LOL... too bad the cure was paralysis.

[nightgh0st]

he sure won't be thinking about his epilepsy no more.. there you go, prayer answered, cure given..

[flangelet]

I bet he prayed to 'Not have Epilepsy'!

Glory be! A miracle...

God said 'no... you f*ckwit... get down off ma son!'

And lo, he did... most spectacularly and amusingly!

Now he has 'A fractured skull, broken hip, multiple lacerations, burst lung and a spinal injury... AND EPILEPSY'!

Glory be to doG.

[flangelet]

One less! Better luck next time!

[ToombaHeart]

poor guy!...thats just so sad...*sigh* now im depressed

[Trevahhh]

lol proof that God doesn't exist... or that he doesn't give a fuck

[oOexarkunOo]

We are insignificant in this universe, nothing but a grain of sand in the vast dark space. To become nothing but dust at the ends of our pitiful meaningless lives is our ultimate purpose. Insignificant, pointless, meaningless, we are but a product of chance. To die brings nothing, so life is nothing; everything amounts to absolutely nothing.

[w311indowd]

you're insignificant,....ASSHOLE!!! the only thing that is pointless and meaningless is your stupid ass way of thinking if you think you amount to nothing why don't you just go die then!

[oOexarkunOo]

what is it that you amount to in this life, w311indowd?

If this world was created by chance, and there is no ultimate being or deity who consciously created us, then what is the point of our existence?

Please explain the significance of humanity with you're superior intellectual capability.

[numbereightytwo]

w311indowd: seems like you have problems coping with other people around you, having other opinions, thinking differently to you. What are you so angry about. Dude, chill out.

[SciMasterGeneral]

In this crazy universe, be careful what you wish for.

[MisterMysterious]

The Darwin award should go to the newscaster for misspelling Colombia instead.

[RavnoUK]

fucking retards.. cant you pronounce the O in COLOMBIA!?? there is no U in COLOMBIA!!.. retards ¬¬

[pnq877]

hahaha no one cares about colUmbia, hahaha

[lividmany]

I take it that God rejected his prayers...

[EcuaLoc0]

It's not Columbia, it's 'COLOMBIA'!!!!!

[nickdude07]

And that is why praying on top of statues is painful. Lesson learned. It's too bad either that we are all entertained by it, or that there are people out there without common logic.

[numbereightyone]

What do you mean?

[pnq877]

Does he still have epilepsy?  Maybe that fall was the cure!

[cthippie]

haha I thought same shit!!!!

[RawSteelUT]

You pray IN FRONT of the statue, not on it.

Lesson learned, the hard way.

[mormongod]

He should of prayed to me MormonGod.

I would of made the fall less painful by putting pillows on the ground.

[mjr256]

I guess Jesus' answer was NO.

[plutonium5678]

ouch, but not a darwin award

[hat045]

true you have to die to win the award, it's like an honorable mention

[plutonium5678]

yes you have to die, but if he landed on his head or his neck he could've died from that height

[RawSteelUT]

I think you also get them if you render yourself infertile. Like if he'd crushed his balls or something.

[CyberWar666]

One less believer now, I guess...

[MaStaPImpSta]

That would only be worth an honourable mention...

[agilewolf]

emergency medical service is just another name for interfering with Natural Selection

[1135084]

maybe death and ecilipsy sound the same in columbian lol

[ukidding]

he is truly representative of religious people in the world today.

For he is the arch-enemy of intelligence and enlightenment.

Otherwise known as a silly bastard.

[LindB377]

Death, the cure of any stupid person.

[TheDarkLordLucifer]

He should have prayed for some common sense.

[BowserKod]

more proof that christians are insane.

[Danny80000000]

this is an awful video, this man had epilepsy, and he made a mistake. Someone should have been getting him down from there, instead of video taping him. He should not be humiliated with a darwin award.

[adam0056]

well he almost cured it, maybe next time.

Yeah religion really does good.

[lostn65]

God works in mysterious ways....

[MyThinks9]

and god shall smite him.

[sushifool]

i love it

[Delilah39]

yea you need to die in order to get a darwin award

[Danny80000000]

Well, they do give hororable mention for people who only were seriosly injured.

[tansii]

lol religion

[unionpro]

way to o shite for brainsz

[stricnina]

Amen.

[VidiotGeek]

And then god said, "Get the hell off my statue...and stop asking me for shit....jeez."