Little Britain - Emily Howard at the Swimming Pool

[benjo972]

I beg your pardon..could anyone tell me what kind of accent is the one sponken by the man at the counter? is it from welsh, maybe london? thanx

[CatherineB1988]

@benjo972 Pretty much South East England, Surrey/Sussex area.

[benjo972]

@CatherineB1988 thank you very much.. it is so... funny :)

[cesdevilallonga]

Rubish Transvesti !!!!! hhhhhhhh

[KatharinaF1]

Hahaha. This pervert-voyeur got what he deserved!

[TheEmpowered787]

I fucking love this skit!!!!

[okayawesome1]

Omg i love the creepy laugh she does!

[scorchedcandy]

My stomach l hurts from laughter!

[FrankiEmo92]

What the hell is up with the prisoner at the beginning? lmao

[MissGothicGirlie]

lol

[emilytheplatypus]

My name's Emily!!! :0 

[AngelBiLove]

@emilytheplatypus you bad transvestite!

[TheWhiny]

the laugh :D

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

Edward Howard made 8 different accounts and dissliked this video.

[MrSweetlife92]

ooh, u have mens changing rooms how good, and what about the ladies? lol

[garylarah1371]

little britain usa

[kukkamuna12]

he is so sexy lady XD

[msvorgel]

@kukkamuna12 She!!!!

[RestIsSilence91]

I laughed my ass off at 01:00 xD

btw, i want that wig!! ^^

[BigBoyBlaster]

ur dumb that is the crystal palace swimming pool because i live near there

[storytellervdwpiper]

the end, terrble! so beautifful!

[makinganentrance]

this is the best emily h sketch i've seen so far

[nienkerooss]

Hahahaha this is so brilliant

[babyjess2202]

i have the 1st seasons scripts and stuff!

[AaBbCc512]

I love the way Emily pronounces and accentuates words and her/his little laugh of course ;)

My favorite is when s/he says "Le Handkerchief" :P and when s/he's confused and plead why s/he can't go to the swimming pool on Tuesday :D

Of course s/he do a LADY'S THINGS...

[TheLeilisa]

what's the ideal height for swimming?

[xxxRonaldo7Chickxxx]

"Tuesday nights u say?.."

"yeah so u can't come then..."

"..you're right I can't come then cause i'm doing ladies things that night..that ladies do..cuz that's what i am..i'm a lady!"

[666hellraiser1]

i cant get enough of this bitch :D ....she's hilarious

[darkstar3x16]

I know a girl named Emily Howard lmao

[schattentaenzerin]

*lifts her cup*

To Emily - The last real lady!

[zeHoboCop]

I had to stop eating 30 seconds into this.

[MrPetrolhead09]

This is Hilarious! Luv it!

[kunalsharma14]

Timeless!! Brilliant comedy!!

[kostaskaraganis]

first things first...i'm a lady.....perfect

[LeniV19]

Can't believe they actually deleted this scene :P

[aiiinsley]

imagine if that was your mum in a mans body

[StoogeX3]

"no theres just one pool its mixed"

"no really?"

mmhhhmmm hhmhmhm HMMMHHHM HMM MMHHMHHMMMMMMMM!!!!!

[zombieporn99]

1:03 lol

[knight7fox2]

He/she used lady 14 times in only 2minute and 38seconds !!

[mgteves]

i cnt understand what that icon that looks like a football is used for..after clicking it, the only use it has is making noise..idont know why it's there...

[chocchipfox]

@mgteves the sound is supposed to be based on those loud horn thingies at the world cup. still can't figure out the point of that tho :s

[KodaKumi101]

@mgteves retard its VUVUZELAS from the world cup! shit head!

[a2ilool]

what series its this

[chocchipfox]

@a2ilool its a deleted scene from the first season dvd

[jo366]

@chocchipfox No, this is from the pilot episode.

[RockThatBodyTV]

@a2ilool its the pilot

[MusiqueVoici]

hahahaha she's so in denial!!!

[kptnseppos]

och gek

[soulsisters4eves]

i'm a lady

[SazziSaz94]

lol not seen this one yet funny as xx

[mroni2008]

Emily Howard is hot...!!

what u think guys?

[MelissaUnso]

In the End ´:D ; It makes me laugh

[gamewizard]

The guy at the desk would be jailed for trying to keep a tranvestite out of the ladies today.

[GreenlandCat]

@gamewizard i know poor emily

[Random22222y]

Yes I expect he probably would.

[makcaliboy]

@gamewizard No, I don't think so. Because when he is naked, he is obviously a man. And some women would not approve that.

Of course, I do not discriminate anyone. I am very open-minded. But the guy at the desk just did his job correctly. He would have been fired otherwise.

[Sheldonwh]

@gamewizard No, he'd be admonished (and possibly fined) for keeping a TRANSSEXUAL out of the ladies' fitting room. If you don't know the difference, you should try and educate yourself about human sexuality. That way, you'll be less confused by such laws...laws that try and equalize treatment of all human beings.

[gamewizard]

@Sheldonwh

If you have a Y chromosome, you are male. End of story.

[Sheldonwh]

@gamewizard Things aren't the "end of the story" just because you say so. If you took the time to actually study human psychology and anatomy, you'd find that the Y chromosome isn't at all the "end of the story." Take, for instance, people with Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome. They have a Y chromosome, but are immune to the masculinizing hormones, and end up looking just like any other female. And their psychology and sexuality is just as female. Only after testing do they learn the truth.

[gamewizard]

@Sheldonwh

How then, does a"woman" with this disease you describe have children? You can't have a child with two Y chromosomes.

[Sheldonwh]

@gamewizard First of all, it's not a "disease." Second, are you a child? Do you define "being a woman" based on whether the person can have children? So, are infertile women suddenly men? How about post-menopausal women? Are they guys in your estimation?

As I said before, you should really try and educate yourself about human sexuality. The condition I was referring to results in a completely female psyche, and they're every bit as "woman" in their brains any someone with two X's.

[gamewizard]

@Sheldonwh

Don't be so fucking stupid. How could an infertile woman be a man? This "condition" then does not alter the fact that people born with it are still male. They might be misidentified as female, but that doesn't change anything. Most people with this condition still have testicles inside. Do women have testicles? You are the one who needs to be educated on a great many things I would imagine.

[chocchipfox]

@gamewizard haha i never imagined this vid would spark a medical debate over youtube

[Sheldonwh]

@chocchipfox Never underestimate the stupidity of some people on YouTube, man.

[Sheldonwh]

@gamewizard I'M the fucking stupid one? You're the asshole who's going around telling people when they're men or women. YOU don't get to tell people what they are or aren't. I have a fucking doctorate in psychology, so I really don't need YOU to tell me to get an education. I've taken numerous courses in human sexuality...and you? I didn't think so. You're just some punk with a computer who thinks he knows something. Go fuck yourself, you homophobic twit. I won't read anything else from you.

[gamewizard]

@Sheldonwh

That's right you are the stupid one. Someone with the medical condition you describe is a deformed MALE. NOT a female and will never be a female. Sex is determined by biology, it is not something that you get to choose for yourself.

[cocopops149]

@Sheldonwh anyone with a doctorate in psychology wouldn't undermine and swear at another being.

[Sheldonwh]

@cocopops149 LOL! Really? You should really get a little real world experience if you believe that. I didn't say I'd become a nun, dude. And what are you doing commenting on YouTube videos, anyway? Shouldn't your parents be monitoring your use of the Internet better than this? Piss off, kid.

[rickysmyth]

@Sheldonwh just because apparently you have some qualification doesnt make you better than everyone else

[eon214]

@gamewizard  last I checked this is a stupid comedy sketch for mindless lazy entertainment don't take yourself so serious hahahahaha

[thebest41or2]

loooolz...rubbish transvestite!!!

Unbelievably funny...

this Emily Howard is dying for somebody to take her as a lady, but nobody's seems to be fool enough to believe her, or she is not convincing at all...

looolz

[Bart2906]

Rubbish transvestite ..LOL !

[AnushkaPolska]

Unbelievable funny.

I love Emily, she's truly one of the best characters at Little Britain.

Can't gen enough of her...

[Preschott]

Simply Genius!!

[Carolthemusical]

It breaks my heart when he goes 'so you can't come then'... Can't he see Emily Howard is a lady?!

[Elisijane]

the man with the red hair is the same man who wanted to become a credit in a carol beer scetch. ... well he has exactly the same clothes and the same hair ^^

[gussy1d5]

lol should get surgery!!!!

[chocolatefountain95]

haven't seen this one

[ThylacineAli]

"Rubbish transvestite Emily Howard..."

LMAO!

[LeniV19]

"there is a ladies only swim night on tuesday night."

"tuesday night you say?"

"yeah so you can't come then."

XD

[INIGUEZELI]

hahaha emily is just amazing i can't stop laughing when i saw her at the show! and when she says: i do lady things ...'cause i'm a lady

[nukleopatra88]

Poor Emily. lol

[ProperBodged]

LMAO this show cracks me up. I know someone who thinks little britain is crap & moans at me when I'm watching it.. do i care? Nah, I can laugh at this show LOTS of times! :)

[ThylacineAli]

Yeah my brother hates Little Britain. Saying Harry Enfield is better and all that. I love Harry Enfield. But I will always love Little Britain best!

[ToMandJacK2009]

exellent

[skillen95]

I'd laugh if they showed her coming out of the changing rooms dressed in a bikini or something lol that would be funny!!

[wataharrison09]

lol coz hes a man tryying to get a peek lol

[xxx40x]

Lol why didn't he use the female changing room? ^^

[iTIRAMSUx]

cause the ticket dude knows his a man.

[Metal7788]

LADY LADY LADY LADY LADY LADY

[hazellina07]

I think Ive heard the phrase 'Im a lady" like a million times...lol

[madscientist90]

And "the only gay in the village"...

GOT IT MEMORIZED?!

[cerepopenkovskis]

she him - shim

[19myself91]

I love her horrible makeup...

what accent is matt speaking in this vid? sry, I'm German, I don't know much about British accents, but it sounds so nice :-)

[M1GarandPatriot]

First time I've seen this sketch, it's hilarious!

I just finished showing LB USA to an American friend, and she loves it, it's even more outrageous than the British series especially the steroid-using bodybuilders sketch.

To 19myself91 - Matt has a, vaguely Cockney accent, not very heavy though. Despited my Y-T name I'm English so I should know. Apparently LB is old news in the UK now and I've been away so long, but it's still funny.

"My name is Emily Howard, and I'm a lady" - lol

[jointvenus]

hahha!! rubbish transvestite!

[namiecat]

so funny at the end!!!

[12249pEST]

hahaha wtf

[powergirl07]

A bloody body hanging in my closet? Sounds rather fun!

I won't post this to any videos then.

[janecroft]

Emily's make-up is just flawless.

[Kororocks12]

She-him is funny

[isofosho]

she-he?

[jyopenhauer]

love david!

[gwendolineLilli]

THIS is my favourite! i love how she laughs at 1:03! and her make up is just GREAT!! haha

[MoneBohne]

Bester Emily Howard sketch

*****

[Ludek82]

at all :-D

[snowball1988]

3:34 it was like "oh f*** it" lol

[snowball1988]

whoops, i mean 2:24!!

[awagamgnalaw]

"here you are mate"

ahahaha

[xhaxhkazulu]

Do they still show the Little Britain in America show (they had Rosie O'Donnell at fat fighters once lol)? I think it's on HBO and I don't get it :(

[noshindaz]

you've never seen this 1 before cos its from the dvd of little britain in the deleted scenes

[lorenzofalchi]

i've seen season one... dont remember this though!

[GeorgeW88]

One of the best Emily's I've ever seen :)

But I can't remember I've seen it before. Which season is this scetch in?

[accidentalsexiness]

Thanks for this vid! I have seen all of Season 1 though and I don't remember this one?

[xxpk3dxx]

lol so funnnnnny

[DunZero]

Yes! Society wants us only to be the one or the other. How dreadful.

Of course unisex bathrooms is becoming more popular now.

[jassimalaskary]

uh? what episodes this from?

[TheDarkestFate]

anyway...the guy´s smile at 0:49 is cute xD ^^

[temberherz]

הוררררררססס :-)

[Cyber64]

1:26 is the best part. seriously XD this is my favorite emily howard sketch!!

[KantilenG]

I'm a lady!

xD

[tatinana2012]

I love Emily Howard....IM A LADY!!!!!

[admXD]

lmao I like that blokes face when he looks up and see's Emily. He's like, wtf??

lmao quality! xD

[stewiek]

HAHAHHAHAHA....its been ages since ive watched lil britain! miss it damn much!

[Jadefg]

LOL Rubbish transvestite! Why haven't I watched Little Britain before?

[LittlePirry]

i actually feel really bad for her, trying soo hard and everyone giving her such a hard time :(

[Hollyitalia]

never seen it before.I thought I saw every episode.

thanks for posting :)

[ospreys2008]

lmao 2:20- 2:37

[sexyhippy]

hmmm i think Emily is starting to go a trifle mad lol

[newrochellephoenix]

Starting to go a triffle mad? Must be a ladys delicate issue. I was hoping that we would see Emily lovely,hairy form in a sexy,but lady like,swim suit.

[NoMind87]

Poor Emily)) he wants so much to be a lady but no one believes her and no one cares((

[kenjisamuraisamurai]

LMFAO XD

[ChrisyMc07]

i dont remember this sketch!!! and i have all the little britain series on dvd!! which season is this?

[IngievV]

First ;)

[therocpd]

this in all fairness does raise a serius point. you cant expect trans people to conform to using a changing rooms based on another persons percevement of your gender.

I love emily but this one made me feel really bad that the guy was telling her she cant do things lol

[HJA1982]

Well actually you can therocpd.

I wouldn't get changed in front of a man who happens to dress as a woman. I bloody care if they see themsleves as women: they've got a pair of balls and they should use a mans changing room.

[oxjodixo]

Funniest Emily Howard yet !!!! I love love love this!

[levij12]

its a deleted scene on one of there dvds, i cant remember which one tho

[chocchipfox]

its the first season dvd

[ospreys2008]

lol never seen this one!

[DutchDudette]

lol xD

[ExtremeAnimator]

What episode was this in????, it's good though.

[xBassomx]

hahah I'M A LADY !

[lovefun2]

its tuesday night so you can't come then. Brilliant!

[LampreyMoose]

I'm a lady!

[johnjohnb1]

"here ya are m8"  hahahahaha

[AloudLohanDuff]

Soooooooo funny, love this sketch

[AaronJohnsonsAHottie]

haha rubbish transvestite =]