Dzia the Melbourne Street Performer

[LforMinerva]

godlike performance....

[LadyMurderMaid]

Someone hurt you. . .who hurt you crazy perverted hobo man :(

[F2Y]

I'm intrigued by this butter menthol.

[lilleboff]

Good lyrics

[KageZero]

Did he ask you right after you turned off the camera, "DO I FRIGHTEN YOU!?"

[GRRAB]

Ladies and gentlemen.. Crack.

[LadyMurderMaid]

Hey. . .wtf is grandpa addams doing in Melbourne?

[864quan]

I just wanted 2 fuck u and the truth is I still do

Epic

[bennourse1]

Im going to write a novel... and he's inspired a character in it... he's awesome/crazy!

[DiscPriestHeals]

I just wanted.... to FUCK you NO more

[shempi81]

Wesker likes fucking people.

[PacmanPHQ]

I like this cause it's DIFFERENT!! Word.

[RamSama]

This + Gootecks laugh = the best

[laquanthedon]

Nut job

[WPFDemos]

gotta admit he has talent, and a great voice

[Tenrou2]

I hope you guys gave him money. After all, you gave those street whores $20 for a cup of lemonade.

[MKchampion17]

@Tenrou2 LOL too true.

[wjcarroll29]

And for anyone who's wondering "Butter Menthol" is a brand of throat lozenge here, you know the lollies you suck on to soothe your throat if you got a sore throat, like Strepsils, or Soothers.

[GlobalSaturation1117]

i bet his breath smelled like hunger and infidelity

[barbicoh]

His lyrics are very vulgar and graphic yet very intelligent. This cannot be just a bum on an overdose on something.

[MuffinOfFun]

Maybe he's saving his money for that bear.

[ghalstaff]

Shoutouts to phoenix for having a song written about her by a street performer

[waylon10]

I beleive this is the real wesker

[CtheGful]

So this is what melbourne crackheads are like

[DruesClues]

@CtheGful only if he shoots it. he doesn't smoke it cuz his teeth are too good

[maliboo32000]

this dude is grim and rugged. he and dmx should a collabo

[DLeeGriff]

Oroboros it one hell of a drug!!!

[DLeeGriff]

Oroboros

[exyso]

wait did you give him money? You should of gave him money thats why hes doing it.....

[backseatdog]

wow, this guy actually has some talent. Kept me entertained throughout.

[brigbjones]

wow this dude is possessed

[jeiting]

When did Dante start playing acoustic and become a bum?!?!

[pmcfarlin7]

LOL imagine this dude doing that in america lol it would of been 6 O clock news story

on what happened to him

[gunzzik]

Can you say "personal space?" I'd have beat the shirt of his back.

[Halibut86]

This dude needs a new song.  Seems like a creeper.

[FlawlessMatador1]

Uncomfortably close is an understatement here.

[GohanGVO]

His voice is dope!

[5465377]

At 0:07 , is that Xian's voice? i notice the Singaporean accent there.

[EthanGergen]

:53 made me laugh so hard.

[salvaboricua]

2 gdlk!!

[mmichaelson]

Why do I get the feeling that this guy is Wesker in 10-20 years?

[Kuya1991]

Sounds a lot like a Pink Floyd song lol

[AnthonyMorales21]

lmfao

[asnlunatic]

Looks like he'd rape me something good. No homo.

[bLOOdSAW3L337]

This guy with that voice would make such a good narrator for a horror movie.

[tdl0221]

I want some of what he's on.

[jbmtriber]

What the fuck comes in Butter Menthol flavor? That shit doesn't even sound remotely appetizing.

[RITEDAPR]

WITCHES NOSE MOLE LOL !!!!

[IMpAI]

i would buy his shit. better written than most of the crap out there.

[freddiegibbs101]

The fuck did I just watch

[GamesPlayer1]

This guy is pretty good, i liked it !

[GamesPlayer1]

lol

[BCBtheBeastlyBeast]

Anybody else think of The Wedding Singer?

[BCBtheBeastlyBeast]

I'm going to check under my bed every night for the rest of my life because of this guy.

[worshiphamsters]

he doesn't even look that homeless...

[ne1gh7]

Yo, this guy aint half-bad, lol.. i could totally see him as like a modern-day Rob Halford or something :-)

[cameronnnnnnnnnnnnn]

this guy's my hero



[cnel90]

I want his coat.

[Anfmethodjor]

@cnel90 you want the smell along with it too?

[cnel90]

@Anfmethodjor Sheeeeeeeeeeut.

[Anfmethodjor]

LOL funny how he speaks down when he's cursing, somehow I think he's out there for the fun, and not because he's a bum.

[Anfmethodjor]

@Anfmethodjor Unless he's mentally ill :)

[themonkwithin]

@Anfmethodjor no hes just high as fuck

[platanaso1982]

2:07 an old woman feared for her life..LOL!!!..look at her..HAHAHA!!!

[Omgonthe123]

HuK sent me.

[SupaDupaFli79]

He's the secret boss after Galactus....his guitar does 12,500,000 damage.

[xnoobxinstinct]

Step 1. Write lyrics for "Dying with Meter" Step 2. Ask this man to sing lyrics Step 3. ????? Step 4. Profit

[NedoIsAwesome]

Give him the stick!!!

[ZomgXBanned2]

Isn;t this in Australia? how come no one has said "Throw some shrimp on that barbie!!" in any of the videos they have of australia?

[jesperbech]

didn't your brains tell you this is actually bad to look at

[TheRunningblade]

@jesperbech i was gonna go off into a tangent jesper you maniacal jasper. but all im gonna say is welcome to YouTube/ The Internet!!! (sanity not included) :)

[jesperbech]

why does he look so psycho, and why was this recorded and more importantly shared on youtube what merit does it have...

[jesperbech]

well he can either learn from the Bible or go insane at this point, either way he's closer to being 'dangerous' thn a 'performer', damn that was scary, anyway he's spoutin dangerous stuff for people, stuff that is not spiritually good, poor guy his only future is psych ward patient poor poor bastard ... if a person can't control his anger no matter what he does it's disturbin .. also he comes back to the camera when he realizes everyone else is runnin, takin what he can get -he's doomed+damned..

[tinytop69]

@jesperbech

Hes going straight to hell for singing a song!

Poor guy, all those damned rap stars and lewd country singers are going with him!

"Learn from the Bible or go insane" LOL

Is my sarcasm showing?

[NomineName]

@jesperbech what are you even talking about? this guy is awesome. take your religion off of the internet where it belongs

[Skusioh]

"Butter Menthol"... i expected noting less from America.

[ZeroXZ03]

@Skusioh

What? This is in Australia....

[FishStix1]

so bad ass

[GordoTomas]

did you give him money or a madcatz stick?

[Jfizzaldizzal]

My eyes were violated

[phychmasher]

Man, Wesker really let himself go.

[mmichaelson]

@phychmasher The "taste my gun" comment REALLY confirms the Wesker theory.

[cooldude1886]

For a homeless person he has remarkably clean teeth

[shanknyou]

@cooldude1886 hes not homeless, hes a street performer 

[Fevapres]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA this dudes fucked lol he's been hitting that slow cooker for waaaaay tooo long . Heavy Weaps. LOLS @ mike calling him the best!

[RVAkuma]

I hear that Mike Patton is currently working with this guy on a new album.

[SpectreGeneral]

What's he gonna sing next?

This is true love we're makin', This is true love we're makin', This is true love we're makin' all the tiiiime.

[legendaryhero90]

seriously... someone make a band with that name!

"Dying with Meter"!

[VietxMike]

I bet he knows where to get the best drugs.

[DroppedTheCombo]

He looks like he smells.

[tazer95]

Lol, God doesn't exist

[sonikusenpai]

butter menthol? HYAH!!!

[iorilamia]

lyrics plz

[jeiting]

The old woman had to use lvl 3 x-factor to dodge his Dante skills

[grimedoctor]

0:54 I was holding it in, but Gootecks did his trademark chuckle and I exploded with laughter lol

[dadobrandon]

He kinda looks like maximillian from that dr doom video wit wesker

[AreYouADragon]

Creeper.

[chrisxmosh]

my new hero.

[Tuberculosixx]

Put this guy in the Crowded Street Scene stage. DO IT CAPCOM.

[DiscPriestHeals]

If I was Mike, I woulda said Get the Fuck out of my Face, you dirty hobo. Dont spread your disease to me.

[KingPiccolo08]

They sell thick black trenchcoats in Australia? That sounds like some form of corporal punishment or something... -_-

[Darkmoone1]

Shhh....guys hes performing his 1st Ultra. :D

[theartofkris]

awesome and random such a great combo

[VirtualDynamite]

He's like if Ian Anderson was a street performer with random perverted lyrics.

[sk8r129103]

i wish i was crazy. Crazy people look like they live very entertaining lives

[zaqqaz]

LOL this guy is too beast!



[EmJaYGaming]

Wow...I can't describe this any other way but simply...wow

[randomjoel]

'Dying With Meter' just found their guitarrist.

[vincent112233445566]

@randomjoel lol isn't that a gootecks quote?



[randomjoel]

@vincent112233445566 =P It is. It's from the Excelent Adv. episode when he lost a match with a lot of meter.

[vincent112233445566]

@randomjoel lol i saw that episode 4 hours this video was released!!

[thesavingrobots]

I just want to know what he said after the video cut off.

[ThinkSnipser]

I have that guitar. I am now ashamed

[buck9393]

Ugghh I hate when he shows his nose wart to the world.....

[LayZ34One]

This guy and the Notorious B.U.M. need to collab.

[MrSanchez306]

I thought he was a hobo but he has a nice guitar and an expensive looking pea-coat lol.

[hdbtftsg]

I'm now afraid to visit Melbourne...

[sourTRON]

WESKER????

[PesHokage]

hes really taledted

[PesHokage]

hahaha

[Romeoisburning]

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

[Windmill360]

at night he becomes CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA....

[Jtehbunny]

You bought his lemonade for 20 bucks to finance his trip to Coachella?

[ShiningNegro]

Awww he is just a horny old man... isn't he adorable

[R7Nite]

Dzia, The Melbourne Street Performer for DLC

[nbtyuiop]

@R7Nite HELL YES

[blacksentinelutada]

lol at the preview picture for this video. this shit is tight.

[ShadewraithX]

When will this be on iTunes?

[lillight3]

he looks like someone from Rohan in the lord of the rings movies

[HairyButtCheeks29]

Sounds like David Bowie a little.

[meu02136]

Down here I make the rules. Down here I make the threats.

[bgateb]

"I WANTED TO FUCK YOUR LITTLE BRAINS OUT" -Dzia the Melbourne Street Performer

[DoucheFagX]

and he still does

[wurlddestroyer]

is it weird that I kind of liked this?

[SupaYoYoMan]

bet he attracts all kinds of goth chicks

[EmergingHero]

Yo Wesker, what happened?

[864quan]

This shit was tight

[Twaalfstrepen]

am i the only one who thought the thumbnail looked like some sort of white tiger or something???

[OscarMaris]

this guy is the rawest rapper alive.

[GFBNews]

what the.. i dont even..

[alexisnaranjo]

Tenacious D is playing on the opposite side of the street.

[ThisJustOne]

please tell me you gave him a dollar.

[cmancj]

haha classic, all kinds of people in the world

[XZekeX]

Make this your theme song!

[xmasterm0x]

Taste my Gun? This guy spittin some real bars. Get him to perform at EVO. His randomness is kinda funny. I cracked up even more when Gootecks was laughing at him.

[Sephrik]

He should do the new Cross Counter intro! Or better yet, have him do a madcatz promo for you guys!

[LawLaGe11711]

You know it was mike ross who saw him

i bet it went something like "YO ryan look, he's the best. RECORD DAT HE'S THE BEST."

[5hausty]

Gootecks hilarious laugh! XD

[ithica3782]

great find this guy is awesome, great voice and hilariously great lyrics as well

[HateToWin]

The problem of needing to find a theme song for crosscounter has just been solved

[bumchoda]

1:35 fooled me.

[Saydang]

i kinda like how raw and dark this is..

[ederondotcom]

0:36 AAAAHHHH

[GG2RebelINS]

Feature him on the combofiend mike ross mixtape.

[OverKiiiillll]

this is what happens when thor and wesker have a baby

[METALGEARZETTO]

This guy reminds me of wesker for some reason.

[hanzosteel]

Gootecks and Mike Ross announce coL.CC|Dzia to the team!

[Passion4Gamez]

this nigga crazy

[WanaBgamer]

What's maximillian doing in melbourne?

[kenzzzhou]

Ken Masters' retired days as a bard

[papaduck91]

Pay him up gootecks

[Demoniq]

wtf seriously? No thank you sir

[AleXCD74]

Mike "Gun taster" Ross

[tuber52]

i'd recommend that mike ross clean the back of his iphone before touching it

[lazyarse89]

I didn't know Australian singers sang in American.

[xSajamx]

Drugged out Sweeney Todd? haha

[Loffter]

I dont even know what just happened. I DONT EVEN KNOW!

[ItsBagels]

Hold DAT in ya Chest!

[Shadow680]

Called it

[LymeMunki]

This is funny, haha! Wait... Dad?

[iShanus]

@LymeMunki LOL

[Tomteharald]

damn he was feeling himself

[TheOchitsuke]

He could write that theme song you guys wanted.

[IAmEnormous]

"It's 2011, come on, wake up people!"

Nigga, I wake up ultra every time, get on my level.