Voicemail Theater: Season 1 Ep. 11

[SoYeahIamDylan]

1:42 Was me. My girlfriend at the time said that exact thing to me, word for word..... she wasn't happy when i told her the news.

[triplexxxsatyr]

Machinima's such a girl.

[ermac16]

imma puts some fried hicken up your ass, and u gon get a woody. lol'd every time.

[OmgStabbyJoe]

zomg...that was me with the 'high on chocolate'...cant believe how high my voice was a couple of years ago, lol xD

[Steamytounge30]

i thought Machinima hates it when they say "Hey Machinima"

[TheGruffoid]

at 2:21 u dont even know what u said i welsh...

[hockeyboyz221510]

The third one f**kin hilaous lol

[bowgamer]

MY COMPUTER COOONECTS TO THE INTERNET AND I WATCH YOUR MACHINIMAS!!! I WATCH IT ALL!!!

~There Will Be Blood~

good movie =P

[Pyr0Joe]

Hah! I love the first one! It's perfect!

[jhenry9989]

machinima gets high on chocolate XD

[lawdactyl]

lol

Fried Chicken + Ass = WOODY

[Rehcsleoh]

whats the song during the end credits?

[33whitey]

how do those things go together?

[HamishChandler]

i wana suk on the arbiters one nut LOL

[Thepocalypse]

WHY? THAT'S BULLSHIT!

[CaptainComposte]

ummm, I guess Master Chief looked up to Helen Keler as a hero? As a kid he was proubly like: If she could achive all that, imagine what I could do....

[deadkatoncrack]

You have a machinima... i have a computer... my computer CCCOOONNNEEECCCTTTSSS to the internet... and i watch your machinima!... i watchin it A LOT!!!!

[GunningKiller]

From the movie "There Will Be Machinima".

[jeremiahbrooks1]

and i watch it....i watch it alot!!!!

[EXTREMEproductions1]

yoda olol

[TehGreatMionic3]

lol my poop smells like machinama

[cardboredboxxz]

yeah man.... were gonna get high on choclate.... yeah...

[Bazgann]

i connect the internet AND I WACH UR MACHINIMA !!!

[nickgabe1]

im goin ta stick some fried chicken up ur ass lol

[Zombieslayer96]

i like the chocolate one

[bandcandy11]

i wanna send one in :P

[SockPuppetPsycho]

How do you hold your gun at ease?

[EvilWiiDriector]

you got to be in single player lan

[SMILYFACEvirus]

disconnect ur cable/wireless go to custom match and set open party to local in game press rb+lb+down on d-pad+press down on thumbstic+ a and hold and ur weapons should go away and start making movies =D

[funnyguy8844]

no need to disconnect. just set it to local

[calamityg]

LOL AT THE KID WITH MARIO KART

"Wanna get high on Chocolate?"

*Machinima guiltily nods yes*

LOL that was cute :P

[cm97]

ROFL me at 1:47

[GruntOnFire]

the good ol days when you could hear the kid say why thats bullshit!

[kackarot123]

i was number 2 lol

[shadowwhip]

yours sucked D:

[SucKiMacHk]

is it me or do everyone else realize that in every one of these...there is always more fags in them?

[WaffleNinja64]

Well I DID want to suck on the Arbiter's one nut.

(Last one was meeeeee)

[lafouboy2]

rofl

[TaurineDippy]

Imma put some fried chicken in yo ass and you ganna get a woody, whats up?

[loloowns]

lol "i wanna suck on the arbiter's one nut"

[kename27]

Yellow sparten: You want to get high on chocolate?

Machinima: (nods yes)

Me:....WTF?

[Zatreyu91]

I know who Helen Keller is... seriously.

Someone said "Alan Keller" in a comment. So I responded by saying it was Helen Keller, not "Alan". (a.k.a in my comment "Who the hell is Alan Keller?"

I know who Helen Keller is.

[PivotProDD]

Fuck you lloolz

[Flatchlenter]

were u the guy he responded 2? lol

[Stardude54]

Evil Yoda I am Machinima rocks it does! heeheeheehee

[YungHustle1010]

1:14 to 1:30 LOL

[caidosan]

im a say the HIV + thing after beating them in halo

[iHitAnElephant]

LMAO 1:15-1:41 he shakes his head so fast

[Tinfoil01]

lol the first voicemail

[mertensproductions]

There Will Be Blood :)

[lostMachinima]

what is 1:02 from. i totally recognize it from a movie....?

[lane100100126]

1:15 to 1:40 lmao !!

[guitarworton]

looooooooooooool

[albanianboy10]

suck on the arbiters one nut lol

[SplaserStudios]

You know that kid that says "Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

Where's that from?

[padil9]

the rainbow 6 vegas chocalate milk video

[mixtertrix]

yeah search chocolate milk and there should be a video called " 9 year old kid screaming at his mom about chocolate milk " or something lol its funny as

[AMPR0DUCT10NZ]

thats right i just watched it.....lol "that's fucked up!" lol

[gwork370]

wanna get high on chocolate?

[Efferts]

Please, no more voicemail jingles/singers.

[SonicFan3155]

LOL!!!

We goto together like Master Chief and Alan Keller!

[Zatreyu91]

Helen Keller...

Helen... Keller.

Who the hell is Alan Keller?

[loloandeminem]

some blind/deff chick

[bethatway2me]

WHY! THAT'S BULLSHIT! funny as hell

[RippinBoss]

hahaha @ 2:00 they made his armor brown cuz its a black dude talking

[vergil433]

i love the computer, internet, machinima incident its the best

[dreadful0chicken]

and i watch your machinima! I WATCH IT ALOT!!

fav part

[Privatized]

Hey lolololololololololololololol

ROFL

[datel3ss]

wanna get high on chocolate?

[gimpforbrawl]

yes plz :3

[dakids3333]

thats what she said

[SonicFan3155]

I love that one

[cjsoler1]

ahahha lmfao i started cracking up during 1:52 tat part is hialrious lol

[PreludeFantasy]

lol i wanna suck on the arbiters one nut rofl lmao lawlz

[huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh17]

the arbiters one nut

[ctf117]

ftw means for the win and i like it mmmmmm

[RobyFlyForFunx4]

LOL!!!!!!!

[Th3TenaciousD]

I'm gonna put some fried chicken in yo ass and u gonna get a woody...wuts up?

[cm97]

i know thats my favorite part

[gideon1452]

aww i dont like the arbiter now

[bbman10pwns]

you wanna get high on chocolate? yeah..

[bbman10pwns]

ftw=fuck the world

[gioiosa]

ftw= for the win

[devotedpupa]

ftw: fantabulous tommygun wowsicles

[Bosman2011]

i prefer FTW= Fuck the What

[4801754527]

what does ftw means

[tyler123098]

for the win

[Aqualeader5]

LMAO the yoda guy

[funnybone65]

"You have a machinima and I have a computer..my computer connnnects to the internet, and I.. watch.. your.. machinima! I WATCH IT ALOT!!!!" hahaha hilarious

[dakids3333]

the arbitur has 1 nut?!?!

[mhb772]

I WATCH YOUR MACHINIMA!!!

[wiitard07]

And then it broke off... Now I watch machinima!

[iICuRzEdSnIpEZiI]

Chicken+Ass=Woody?

For some yes...

for others...

ITS THE FREAKING RECIPE FOR SUCCESS!

[xTooLRooLzX]

Y THATS BULLSH**

[DudeWeresMyShirt]

Awsome man. Keep going at it. I'll soon be doing something similar to this since i haven't seen a new one of this in a while

[DragonVictor]

Chicken+Ass=Woody?

For some yes...

for others...

ITS THE FREAKING RECIPE FOR SUCCESS!

[crazyguy291]

lol

wana get high on chacolate.....-shakes head slowly-

[sorajerry21]

LAWN GNOMES FTW

[bitefightserver2]

You want to get high on choclolate................#sha­ckes head slowly#

[c48oose]

WHY THATS BULLSHIT LOFL

[sargecaboosegriftex]

i watch your machinimas! I WATCH THEM A LOT!!!

roflmao!!!

[Dimetributer3]

"yoda" sounds like scooby doo..

[azndrifter183]

yeah he does

[gutarkd]

i watch your machinima! haha its from i drink your milkshake!

[megapyro013]

poop

[tetranode0]

rofl

[bitefightserver2]

want to get high on chocholate

[randothepally]

Right yoda is.

Rocks.machinima does.

[derp110]

WTF? r people actually serious wen they voice mail i mean eh... fucking dick breaking OFF¿¡¿¡?!?!?! and puting fried chicken in your butt?! (BTW thats how rosie Odanald got famous)

[Chickalocks]

lol 52-1:07 so funny

[lPhOeNiX2l]

u see the question mark?

i was asking

[YeGraphicFilms]

I WATCH IT ALOT !! LOL

[TheShackstar]

LOL

[DPbg94]

2:30 What in the fuck...why the shit are people obsessed with masturbation jeees creepy...

[Tabu1993]

lol at 1:15

[Arvignron]

1455th 5-star rating from me w00t great series!

[kingshorty110]

1456th 5-star rating lol

[azndrifter183]

147th 5 star-rating lol

[mikesslob]

lol his body is scout!!! wow ppl can be dumb asses

[youflunkeddaycare]

well his body is recon

[FUSHI4]

i dont think so. recon body is only for bungie employees but the helmet and shoulders are given to others. the body is what makes the flame above peoples heads

[dalektroper]

no there is a recon body aswellthat can be given.

[blackmetalclaymore]

what make flaming helms is a body called bungie is is identical to E.O.D and that make anything flaming.

[youflunkeddaycare]

at 2:00 that guy has recon!

[narutarted12]

no that's the rouge helmet

[DiGGyDoG19]

LMAO THE LAST 2

[wtfmanjezzz]

The one With The Blue Elite Was Classic

[ADeformedCat]

wanna get high on chocolate?? lol

[DPbg94]

Hell Yeah!

[bm6nation]

lmao lmao lololololololololololololololo­l that was funny =}

[pastapesto290]

I wanna suck on the arbiter's one nut.

I'm such a girl!

[kingshorty110]

lmfao yoda part mae me laugh like crazy XD lolololololololololo

[IPwnYoU59]

lol

[Byniabynia]

lolz wana get high on chocolate? *thinks for a moment* (then nods slowly) LMAOWITHANORGASM!

[SPORE07]

Your a dickhead motherfuckin' asshole

[empireoats]

...and your mum's a cunty, badger-bating, dwarf-like prostitute who uses cat faeces to lubricate herself when she takes your dad's 1 inch up the arse. Unfortunately that's not how you were conceived. No. Your parents just spat in a gutter.

[IPwnYoU59]

hey ya you a douche bag assl hole

[empireoats]

And you can't type to save your pre-pubescent life you little fag.

[supersonic751]

wanna get high on chocolate?

[james1471]

guess that's the point. its funny to you and other geeks. to normal people, its like listening to so called russian humour.

[Aerjas12]

Why the hell are you watching it then?

[XxelitegodxX]

I wanna suck on the arbiter's one nut ROFL LMAO!!!

[primoboy360]

lol

[Gankzz]

fuck you, because we like to send funny voicemails to someone were geeks? go suck one.

[haloheadshot34]

suck a dick bitch!

[Gankzz]

wait was that to me?

[cooldude1886]

rofl i think hes doin that already

[sweatyballbags]

wana suck on the arbiter's 1 nut hahaha lmao!!!

[JustsniperLucky]

that kid at the very beggning is so funny

[GeneralX64]

I WATCH YOUR MACHINIMA!

[CHELLASTONBOII]

who do we send the things to

wat gmaertag?

machinima?

[Rcrby525]

Machinima Com

[Ahmed234]

read the description

[NiiRV4N4]

retard

[FUSHI4]

ya.....retard.........sorry gotta keep the train goin....*chugalug*

[gamesaholic]

machinima com

[BTrU2687]

I wanna get high on chocolate.

[AAQ40]

windows washers and crak hors yeah lol

[funnychoob]

Rofl, i love the yoda part and the part right after it.

[camsters12]

lol...fried chicken+ass=woody? ROFL

[lvrnthhtdon]

1:15!!! Rofl.

[TrekkieAtlantis]

"I used to Jerk off to picktures of naked ladies but my penis broke off so now I watch Machinima" LOL

[TrekkieAtlantis]

Voicemail theater is hillarious:)

[steelyfire]

i just love the freaking kid at the beginning rofllmaobbq whahaha WHY??? THATS BULLSHIT hahahhaa

[IxHuMaNxI]

1:15 is the best part

so funnyyyyyyy

[Doomdude999]

lawn gnomes FTW!!!

[lahddie]

on XBL is there a way to hear voice chat it theater?

[TaylorGreco]

why? thats bullshit! lol love that part. anyway love the voicemail

[Caboose6424]

EPIC PASS!

[maximaya1234567890]

yes i ts was nice and funny

[Haloxking215]

why thats bull shit

[TombstoneDeath15]

You have a machinima and I have a computer, My Computer connects to the internet and I watch your Machinima, I WATCH IT A LOT!!!

[ninjaxcollin]

that part was epic!

[Rorek75]

1:59 thru 2:11 is hilarous best part

[1aris146]

lol master yoda

[Evalness]

LOLS

broken penis +one nut = the recipie for fried chicken up an ass

[Edeller24]

The ends awesome 5/5 man lol

[Dantaroen]

HAHA I LOVE THE INTRO !!!

[southparkfan200]

i love the bit when he says wanna get high of chocolate