Screenplay (Jake and Amir)

[danieluzumaki14]

205 episodes = 1 season

[triple1dot]

@danieluzumaki14 WAAAYY more than 205 lol

[kAtEsToNaToR42seven]

OH MY GOSH THIS IS HILARIOUS!

[PanicIGaming]

LOLWHAT

[BeURLife]

1:26 Amir is so cute!!

[J03H123]

How does Amir have a cousin? His parents are only children...

[clair1246]

jake is so hot

[doddlecuddle]

Classic Nort

[thesickandwounded]

OMG ANNOTATION!

[rubylucky308]

Hajahaha

[snakescatsandbabies]

U guys are so funny

[Patricio87]

This is my favorite Jake and Amir Screenplay

[sean0f]

why dose his shirt say home work in french

[ImGaryOak]

@sean0f Devour is an english word.

His shirt does not say Devoir(s)

[sdfjkism]

like this if you like jake and amir

[iAGRgames]

This was so funny. x'D

[SecretidentityLeon]

Is this the censored version or something?

[GuiltySpark4312]

OMG fuck you chuck norris I want to watch jakeand amir and your in the way

2 seconds later! RIP Guilty Spark killed by chuck norris

[eternalbutterfly]

Ahahaha! Wowww... I think Amir's getting to Jake! XD I love how we get to see his sanity slowly leave him the more time he spends with Amir!

[Minatoleekrinaze]

インテリア。私はガスの炎通過を与えていない。

The interior. I have not given the passage of a gas flame.

Hire me Amir. I SHALL PROMOTE YOUR PLAY IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. XD

[rekless911]

@Minatoleekrinaze 日本語！！！　

[camerabox1]

(mexican) INTIERIOR i dont give a flaming fart

[FionaCullen7]

INTERIOR.

[ongxizhe]

i don't give a flaming fart

[RetardInTheBox]

i seriusly rofled when he said brake obama

[AngstArtsiticAwesome]

00:57-1:05 Wow! Amir sounds just like the tea party!

[sirbestnameever]

i love how every so often u see jakes bad side and that he's way more needed and childish than amir

[kaneisthebest123]

No 1:20

[89reasons4steeze]

That turned around fast lol

[741rock]

Interior I don't give a flaming fart

[MrFear2252]

Jake and Amir on autplay and Im good yall

[jimmysiliu]

Who tried to focus all his energy like a lazer ?

[NerfFPSRussia]

it doesnt show 2:21 for some reason on my time thingy

[cheeztot]

He called him grad but jake dropped out of school

[gggooodddyyy]

@cheeztot he dropped out of college. Not high school

[ConcordHM]

no.

[MrChapalee]

@Mrbillabong567 Umm...Music?

[TheOffspring24]

@Mrbillabong567 Yeah this is about a screen play, but it's Jake and Amir, not a rock song.

[FlaminFro101]

@Mrbillabong567 noone cares

[yadiggems]

@Mrbillabong567 thumbs down

[timmybombrules]

Kal'Ger the Warmonger

[stallionducks]

ive subscribed but havent got a free foot rub yet

[NOSFERATUalu]

I dont give a flaming fart!

[themetaldrummerboy]

"Interior. I don't give a flaming fuck." should be a t shirt lol

[KnockKnockMosakrah]

Jake is such a bitch

[lqtm237]

you know, jakes a douche in this one...

[TheBenjaminBoyz]

OH SHEESH Y'ALL! Every Jake and Amir WATCHED!

[xImmaFreakinNinjAx]

Dang, I watched every single Jake and Amir. It took about 3 days. I''m done now.

Wait a sec,

What is hardly working?

[michiganfan725]

@xImmaFreakinNinjAx im the other way around

[kyana4687]

@xImmaFreakinNinjAx yup.. jyust as i think im done, theres other channels with more

[dajeeje]

@xImmaFreakinNinjAx Haha that's awesome. That happened in reverse for me.

[AlexLong1000]

@xImmaFreakinNinjAx Just so you know, there's about 100 episodes of Jand And Amir NOT on youtube. I'm not even kidding. 133 to be exact.

[Walkers2301]

@xImmaFreakinNinjAx I'm doing that now. I'm on 199/237 atm :)

[yusenator]

@xImmaFreakinNinjAx dude it took me 1 day...

[twinkyhoho]

@xImmaFreakinNinjAx DAMN U!

[duffman0411]

@xImmaFreakinNinjAx  + 1!

[francofrancos]

funny

[WeAreAirborne]

I hate how whenever I watch CH I automatically have to reach for the "Hide Annotations" button. Good lord.

[supermonkiey]

What happened to Amir being the annoying, sad one?

[harmee9999]

So what just happened?

[JAYKENNYmusic]

im sick of clicking from vid to vid. And i'm too dumb to figure out autoplay. i just wanna lay on the couch on the other side of the room and watch video after video without having to get up. FUCK

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

These fucking annotations, collegehumor. You wanna get punched in the cyber face?

[KUNGfuSUSHI92]

@XoXoSakuraKissXoXo You can turn the annotations off.

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

@KUNGfuSUSHI92 I know, haha it's just annoying and really in your face

[KUNGfuSUSHI92]

@XoXoSakuraKissXoXo I know what you mean. :P haha

[Sudoka]

360p only? Fuck off.

[falconsfantyler]

why would jake read all that? lol

[LOL1626]

YESSS! I LOVE THE WAY JAKE GOES FROM BEING THE RATIONAL ONE TO THE RETARD HALFWAY THROUGH =D

[typoded]

SO CONFUSED

[MrFancyJunk]

@JalisaPD91 semicolon?

[SwagBeatsAce]

Somethin about that face @ 0:49 gets me every time

[jake3040]

STOP WITH THE DOUCHY ANNOTATIONS!!! fuck

[MultiJodieB]

I love this show

[gidzo101]

Jake just got reversed phycology

[TheSillybeartoe]

He tried out before he read it...

[ModernWarfare2vsODST]

@TheSillybeartoe who reads the entire script when their auditioning? just saying

[flushnex]

Jake you should realise that there is a famous book called "Go the Fuck to sleep", Swears are in the fashion. Don't crush Amir's dreams.

[deathzonerz]

You guys plz spam 285 563 1748

[Riplak335]

@deathzonerz Is that a phone number you just asked people to spam?

[TheThingsOnline]

I saw you guys last night on TV man you guys where AWSEOME.

btw

Sub

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my channel

[Covu14]

@CrackNCreamer

Lol who ever it is, is gunna hate you

[CrackNCreamer]

please spam this number. 240 446 4956

[LAYITLOOSE]

@CrackNCreamer O.o ehhehehehhehe

[CrackNCreamer]

@LAYITLOOSE  can u please?

[LAYITLOOSE]

@CrackNCreamer i did on skype for fun with a friend is it one of your friends that you hate ? lol it was fun

[CrackNCreamer]

@LAYITLOOSE  nah some random guy who keeps airstriking me. what did you do?

[LAYITLOOSE]

@CrackNCreamer just kept calling it till his phone turned off me and my friend were drunk when we did it too so better for us lol.

[Katarzyna93cr]

I like the twist midway haha

[pandabear4321gogo]

"Nao"

[imsobad15]

The camera angle looks way different

[crustytoes3]

can someone plz tell me what interior i dont give a flaming fart means... ive seen the flaming fart video but i dont get the interior part :$

[keybladewielder25]

@crustytoes3 interior is when its being shot in a room. like jake and amir thier videos are interior shots.

[GunGeek1000]

LMFAO I've seen all of these.

[bittersweetsymfny]

Dear College Humor,

I'm in college, and I find your videos humorous.

kthnxbia

[MissOgunro]

it's so wierd when Amir starts off being the annoying one and at the drop of a hat Jake ends it by being annoying! X-[

[ALittleLemondrop]

interior I don't give a flaming fart. :))

[bryguy774]

oh kn i get the part? "interior I don't give a flaming fart." was that good?

[Schectler]

493 people don't give a flaming fart

[Jaydog1OO]

Lol, rwj is in the tags

[ImpactOverTheTop]

haha i love how they put rwj in the tags

[iaMyla]

This was amazing.

[jerelfoo]

southern twang ftw

[atm2094]

Would of went with an australian accent Jake

[CertifiedSexacologis]

i like how amir can write over 300 pages when in the other videos he can hardly think and talk right haha

[KeeperoftheVoid]

Jake was jealous lmao.

[YourNoobishMom]

Why do they put videos we cant see on youtube on college humor. I think its so annoying.

[blupenguin63]

funny video but I have to dislike it because the links on the screen are distracting as fuck.

[darklyresplendentone]

I really like how their chemistry has evolved, to where Amir is rubbing off on Jake and visa versa... I think it's hilarious when Jake plays into Amir's weirdness, too. Sheesh ya'll... XD

[TranceFur]

I remember the Jake and Amir classics... I think i'll just go watch those instead.

[USMCpwnage4u2]

wtf. I love how there are annotations on over 75% of the video.

[marcos117v]

i just want to beat the shit out of amir

for real!

[ThePublicNemesis]

interior, i don't give a flaming fuck

[selfish2shelfish]

Jake and Amir is slowly and painfully dying :((

[theparodies]

Damn, Jake became weird at the end again. I hate it when they do that.

[BecauseTheMediaSaid]

'Fuck it I'm Going Fishing' coming soon to a theatre near you

[onefive10]

@BecauseTheMediaSaid Fuck It I'm Going Fishing Again*

[MrDudeman10]

@onefive10 Fuck It I'm Going Fishing Instead*

[WhatAreYouSoMadAbout]

I DONT GIVE A FLAMING FART

[thenumber1haterr]

"Congratz Grad!, you can read!"

[TheDavidMac90]

Love how they tag RWJ in there videos...

[TheTubbyTV]

Omg if i was jake i would punch amir or just get a diffrent job

[tjventure83]

Int - day - worst college humor video

[Broons2112Bane]

I demand there be "Fuck it I'm going fishing" in theaters this fall.

[TehAndyQt]

@Broons2112Bane And the lead character is Nicholas Cage!

[ROTTiiSHA]

I lovee how Amir just distorts everything Jake says everytime he speaks Lmfbo!

[TheDjs786]

No. Lool

[djcondaddyfresh]

Lol

[sassykgirl42]

stop trolling haters!

[musicdefinesmee]

@talalalalicious I have a similar pair you can get them at Costco as sunglasses and ask them to just change the lenses

[yousured]

Congrats you can read.....lmao

[DanniNeverLee83]

Its weird how I only watch the vids that include amir lol.

[TalaLalaLicious]

Anyone know where to get real prescriptioned glasses like amir????

[JalisaPD91]

How is there a line of dialogue on page 299 if pages 96 to 311 were just one long run-on sentence? Lol

[TheRainbow750]

@JalisaPD91 I think you mean ninety-six to three-hundred and eleventy.

[Vang574]

@JalisaPD91

It's like a character bio....Describing the character....The whole Break Obama thing...

[oliverclothzoff]

@JalisaPD91 do you not understand what dialogue is ?

[BrownOpsLeak]

@oliverclothzoff Since pages 96 to 311 were just one sentence then it wouldn't make sense for there to be another sentence (dialogue or not) in between those pages.

[JalisaPD91]

@BrownOpsLeak thank you! I don't think he/she understands lol.

[youneke]

@BrownOpsLeak What?

[Oyashio202]

@BrownOpsLeak He said run on sentences.. as in possible independent clauses just incorrectly punctuated or joined...So jake being use to amir's shenanigans be able to read his crappy grammar... makes sense to me...

[BrownOpsLeak]

@Oyashio202 Here is what Jake said "Page 96 to 311 is one, long, unbroken, run-on sentence about how your main character Break Obama either needs to show his birth certificate or resign as mayor."

It's one unbroken sentence (about a specific thing) and any sort of dialogue would have to break that.

[KoolaidHummer]

@BrownOpsLeak he thinks its a typo

[JalisaPD91]

@oliverclothzoff "Don't get defensive so early." Do you understand? If it was "one, long, unbroken, run-on sentence", describing how Break Obama should show his birth certificate, than one line of dialogue would of had to break that sentence. :)

[moi1st93]

@JalisaPD91 stage direction

[buneter]

@JalisaPD91 it can still have qoutation marks

[mjflipside]

@JalisaPD91 please tell me you rethought that

[Matsudaissmex]

@JalisaPD91 Narration?

[dduble07]

@JalisaPD91 one long run on sentence of screen directions?

[ThePrivatePrankster]

@JalisaPD91 part of the sentence...

[Ganman33]

@JalisaPD91 As Gorge Cloneme began to speak, he noticed the... which meant that the Rubix cube was inevitably unsolvable... which caused him to go into a rage, saying "I don't give a flaming fart," and storm off... his grandmother taking a shower in a water faucet mushroom fire hydrant... and then he apologized for his blatant disrespect of the person he was talking to.

See? It's possible.

[laserpointer94]

@JalisaPD91 I think this might not be real but im not sure

[JalisaPD91]

@laserpointer94 Haha

[MrSEEGIE]

@ Jude480 it says both of their names

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

XD lol jake.

[mikijoecool]

The dislike bar is the size of my penis. Oh wait fuck...

[TeenFlash09]

Stabbed him again? Amir is crazy!

[mtmarzstars]

youtube is fucked up...only 28,835 views? and this one was actually really funny for once

[shadowchicken]

@mtmarzstars u think this was funny? ouch

[kevinmaster5000]

over 400 pages? why couldn't it be over 9000 pages?

[MFFjtrev]

Resign as mayor haha

[TheFeldred]

How does this video only have 24k views?!?!

[FireCapeService]

i hate it how jake always ends up sounding like a retard

[jpweezy1]

@FireCapeService those are the best ones, i think anyway